WWE Royal Rumble Discussion

[Theo Dious]

Dammit. That would have been so poetic.

[ClockShot]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[loopydate]

Well, shit.

(+25, up to 100. Not a great night for me so far)

[Fox]

Wow, Fox, you are so smart. I know I am brain, thank you.

[Juan]

:n: :n:

[Lux]

Not shocking.

[Splaya]

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[DaVe]

OMG CENA KICKED OUT AND NOW WON!! AMAZING.

...

[Theo Dious]

Dear WWE:

I stick up for you a lot. Way to piss in my eye. Fuckers. If Christian comes back I'm going to ask for my money back after watching this pirated stream.

[loopydate]

The first two matches were hot, and this one... well, at least there's two matches coming up I'm interested in.

[JT]

wow...that seemed pointless

[thedamndest]

VINTAGE PREDICTABILITY!

[Fox]

Way to throw away $100,000, Michaels. Ass head.

[Theo Dious]

I hope the Rumble is next, that might take the taste of raw fucking sewage out of my mouth.

[RawRocks]

i want this JBL-HBK storyline to die!

[FourFifty]

So HBK is still broke, and now fired? Yea, something about that ending didn't make any sense.

Setting it up for Orton/Cena at Mania.

[Juan]

JBL is gonna pissed

[Fox]

That game looks awesome.

[Impeccable]

Fuck Cena...fuck him right in the eye!

[HBKool96]

lol- bring on kanes kiss cam

[loopydate]

LoWM looks sweet. I wish they'd shown more than six guys, but I'm down.

[thedamndest]

Yeah, what the fuck? Why was he clocking out before his shift was over?

[loopydate]

Fuck Cena...fuck him right in the eye!

But then... he couldn't see <u>you</u>! That would just throw the whole universe out of whack!

[Theo Dious]

So HBK is still broke, and now fired? Yea, something about that ending didn't make any sense.

Setting it up for Orton/Cena at Mania.

That was probably the plan so they could wrong-foot Cena. JBL will probably keep HBM around because he "did his job" or something.

[Theo Dious]

WE WANT CHRISTIAN!

* CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

WE WANT CHRISTIAN!

* CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

WE WANT CHRISTIAN!

* CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Everybody seen my new sig btw?

[Impeccable]

Maybe all this stuff is in Jeff Harvey's head...maybe he fell downstairs after taking some drugs.

Maybe he ran the car off the road after smoking something

Maybe he took some drugs and his pyro fucked up.

Whatever it is, I'm sure drugs were involved.

[Fox]

WE WANT CHRISTIAN!

* CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

WE WANT CHRISTIAN!

* CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

WE WANT CHRISTIAN!

* CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

Everybody seen my new sig btw?

I am honored to have my quote in your sig.

[thedamndest]

If Jeff Hardy wants to keep the title, Jacob says he has to move the island.

[ClockShot]

Jeff out first. That's a bad thing. Right?

[HBKool96]

isn't that tna guy going to come out during this match?

[Impeccable]

Why so serious Hardy?

[Juan]

lol I thought Jeff wasn't sacred??

[Splaya]

Champion out first.


Yeah bye bye title Jeff

[thedamndest]

Danzig entering the ring.

[Lock Jaw]

When did Vampiro become WWE Champion?

[ClockShot]

EXCUSE ME!

[FourFifty]

I wonder who "Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers wants to win this match?

[Juan]

Jeff wearing the vintage wet-suit

[JT]

Jeff out first. That's a bad thing. Right?

Yea, I think that's usually a bad thing.

[Splaya]

WHAT THE FUCK DOES SHE WANT

[ClockShot]

That just iced the cake.

[loopydate]

No DQ, eh? Matt turn or Christian return?

[Fox]

jeff looks dumb

[Juan]

NO DQ

[Juan]

lol Chavo

[Impeccable]

Yeah...matt out to "even the odds" in the no dq match...heel turn!

[Theo Dious]

I am honored to have my quote in your sig.

That was an epic conversation. :love:

[thedamndest]

Vintage Chavo tagging along.

[FourFifty]

I haven't watched SmackDown in a while, so all I can say is I'm looking forward to this match, and Vickie still sounds like she needs to get stabbed in the throat.

[Splaya]

It makes sense now. Calling it right now.

Because Chavo comes out to help Edge, Matt at the end comes out to help Jeff but does something to Jeff. Edge wins the title, and Christian now debuts in the rumble

[Impeccable]

Has Chavo lost a lot of weight?

[Theo Dious]

Mmm, no DQ. That invites interference. :)

[Theo Dious]

Has Chavo lost a lot of weight?

Yeah, it's name was Bam Neely.

[Fox]

Justin Roberts is awful. A wet sock could announce better than him.

[loopydate]

Maybe all this stuff is in Jeff Harvey's head...maybe he fell downstairs after taking some drugs.

Maybe he ran the car off the road after smoking something

Maybe he took some drugs and his pyro fucked up.

Whatever it is, I'm sure drugs were involved.

Trying to find a clip from The Simpons. The one where Smithers tries to subtly ask a street vendor if he has any drugs. "Drugs? DRUGS! Everything is drugs! Monkey is drugs!"

[ClockShot]

Hear that boys and girls?

[Theo Dious]

Is the crowd chanting for Christian?!

[Juan]

WE WANT CHRISTIAN chant

[Splaya]

The We want Christian chants have started

[Theo Dious]

Or do I have a direct feed to the PA from my computer?

[thedamndest]

Wow, that didn't take long.

[Impeccable]

This match can make or break this rumble. Rumble matches are always decent, but this can set RR 2009 apart...it can make it the best one since the classic Triple H / Scott Steiner encounter.

[Theo Dious]

Hardy's Heath Dead-ger makeup displeases me.

[Theo Dious]

This match can make or break this rumble. Rumble matches are always decent, but this can set RR 2009 apart...it can make it the best one since the classic Triple H / Scott Steiner encounter.

:wtf:

[Fox]

This match can make or break this rumble. Rumble matches are always decent, but this can set RR 2009 apart...it can make it the best one since the classic Triple H / Scott Steiner encounter.

That show also featured Benoit vs. Angle, which erases HHH/Steiner unquestionably.

[Innovator]

WE WANT CHRISTIAN

sorry fellas

[Impeccable]

:wtf:

[/sarcasm]

[Theo Dious]

That show also featured Benoit vs. Angle

...who vs Angle? :?:

[Splaya]

You know the ladder will make an appearance at some point

[Juan]

Here's hoping we see some tables, ladders and chairs in this match

[FourFifty]

After this ppv I'm going to watch some of the Starcade dvd.


And on an unrelated note- if I could get drunk with someone from a cartoon it would have to be Capt. Caveman!

[Destor]

Jeff Hardy is very terrible

[Theo Dious]

[/sarcasm]

[/straight-manning you]

[RawRocks]

Tables, Ladders and Chairs oh my!

[FourFifty]

I agree with The Pidget.

[Juan]

Jeff Hardy is very terrible

Destor is right.

[HBKool96]

what's a pidget?

[ClockShot]

Damn you JR. Beat me to it.

[loopydate]

A very short pigeon.

[RawRocks]

Tri-branded hat trick head butt :lol:

[Theo Dious]

what's a pidget?

Look at my sig you SMB2-knowlege-lacking ass-butt.

[Innovator]

That show also featured Benoit vs. Angle, which erases HHH/Steiner unquestionably.
was there for that, it quickly got the bad taste out of my mouth

[Theo Dious]

"Jeff Hardy is loaded with intestinal fortitude."

No Tazz, he just ate at Taco Bell earlier.

[FourFifty]

Damn it HBKool, stop looking like an idiot. Just wiki something you don't know.

[Fox]

was there for that, it quickly got the bad taste out of my mouth

lucky

[Fox]

Joker kicks out

[Destor]

Destor is right.
:y:

[Theo Dious]

You know, Chavo bouncing like that reminds me of a jumping bean... :shifty:

[HBKool96]

i look like an idiot and you called the nature boy buddy rogers when it's really ric flair :roll:

[loopydate]

"Then again, Jeff is Jeff."

Thank you for that remarkable insight, Tazz...

[Theo Dious]

Wondering how much time they're going to allot for the Rumble?

[Splaya]

You know the ladder will make an appearance at some point

And get a larger pop than Cena

[Fox]

probably about 60-75 minutes, then kill the PPV 20 minutes before their end time, like always

[FourFifty]

Not enough time, Ted. Not enough.

[Theo Dious]

Damn... that was nice.

[Fox]

sick move

[RawRocks]

geez

[Splaya]

A twist of Fate on the ring apron


WOW

[Juan]

Matt turns heel because Jeff stole his move

[Innovator]

LADDER!

[loopydate]

Pretty good ToF on the apron.

[Theo Dious]

Q: When was the last time a former NWA champion was in a WWE ring?
A: Forthcoming...

[Impeccable]

who called it? Can't be bothered to look back?

[ClockShot]

Oooooooooooh. Big spot coming.

[Juan]

Ladder :D

[RawRocks]

LADDER!

[Theo Dious]

And get a larger pop than Cena

And it seems it did.

[Splaya]

Jeff was very nice to those tv monitors...

SEE ASSHOLES I TOLD YOU THE LADDER WOULD GET A BIGGER POP THAN CENA

[Juan]

who called it? Can't be bothered to look back?

Ahem :D

[Theo Dious]

Both men incapacitated... and out comes either Matt or Christian

[Fox]

uhhh isnt Chavo still at ringside?


yeah, there he is. fucking stupid jeff.

[Splaya]

who called it? Can't be bothered to look back?

YO

[Innovator]

JESUS

[Juan]

HOLY SHIT

[Theo Dious]

Whoa... did he botch that?!

[RawRocks]

SHIT!

[ClockShot]

Bit of a misfire.

[Splaya]

WHO BOTCHED.


THE LADDER OR JEFF?

[Impeccable]

Now the ladder is trying to kill him!

[Theo Dious]

I think that was going to be a ToF... damn.

[Theo Dious]

Now the ladder is trying to kill him!

THE LADDER IS CHRISTIAN IN DISGUISE!!!!!1

[FourFifty]

Omg, that looked........... Crappy.

Props to Jeff, props to Chavo, but that looked crappy.

[Fox]

yeah that looked like it really hurt. jeff is craaazier than usual.

[Innovator]

How the hell did Jeff hit that after slipping?

[Splaya]

Hardy is up awfully quick haha

[Innovator]

Now that Chavo is out, I'm thinking Christian

[Innovator]

but Matt would make me happy nonetheless

[Theo Dious]

How the hell did Jeff hit that after slipping?

Yeah, pretty decent job of turning that into something other than a fall.

[Innovator]

Solid match

[Theo Dious]

Damn, I'm pretty excited here.

[loopydate]

DDT? Really, JR? He's been using it for like five years now and you STILL can't call his finisher right?

[Splaya]

Think about it.

We either get a Matt turn or a Christian return

[Theo Dious]

What if Lita returns tonight... :shifty:

[Fox]

good match

[Splaya]

I'm stoked either way

[Innovator]

Awesome counter Edge

[loopydate]

Nice spot with the exposed buckle! Really nice set up

[thedamndest]

lol, JR calling Jeff out on the inside cradle.

[Theo Dious]

...nice little swerve there.

[Juan]

VINTAGE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE

[Fox]

classic Jeff

[Innovator]

honestly, this match has me going, solid work

[Theo Dious]

I keep expecting to see the ref slide out of frame on these counts.

[Fox]

sweet counter. never seen that one before.

[Theo Dious]

honestly, this match has me going, solid work

These guys have always done good work together.

Also, DAMN that was a fine counter.

[Fox]

no! go away pig-whore!

[Impeccable]

Yeah, quality match!

[Innovator]

Yup, ehre comes Matt

[Theo Dious]

There's my ref slide.

[ClockShot]

Hey matt.

[thedamndest]

I keep expecting to see the ref slide out of frame on these counts.

There it is.

[Fox]

Matt turn?

[Splaya]

YESSSSSSSSSSS

[Theo Dious]

Matt hits Jeff?

[FourFifty]

Rape her! Rape her!

[ClockShot]

WHOA MOMMA!

[Juan]

Matt heel turn in 5...4...3..2...

[Splaya]

IT'S MATT

[Fox]

YEAAAHHH!!!!

[loopydate]

HOLY FUCK! I kinda saw it coming, but that was a fantastic turn!

[Theo Dious]

There it is!

[Impeccable]

Knew it was coming...still...awesome!

[HBKool96]

what the heck was that for?

[ClockShot]

Another graduate of the HBK school of heel turns.

[Theo Dious]

Loving it. "You won the WWE title and I had to settle for the crappy ECW! Benoit KILLED HIMSELF when that was going to happen to him!!!"

[Splaya]

I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW

[FourFifty]

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Lux]

DAMNIT

[Theo Dious]

And now Christian can win the Rumble.

[loopydate]

So does Christian come in as a face to back Jeff up now? I would be pretty psyched to see Edge vs. Jeff vs. Matt vs. Xian a fourway for the gold at Mania.

[thedamndest]

Was Matt turns on Jeff one of my options for why Matt lost the ECW title?

[Impeccable]

Love to hear the explanation for it...should be a decent promo!

[DaveWadding]

MATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[Juan]

VINTAGE HEEL TURN

[Theo Dious]

I want us all to take a moment to appreciate the irony of Matt Hardy handing Edge the title.

[Innovator]

So does Christian come in as a face to back Jeff up now? I would be pretty psyched to see Edge vs. Jeff vs. Matt vs. Xian a fourway for the gold at Mania.
Even better, make it TLC

[Splaya]

HOLY SHIT. DOES JEFF APPEAR ON ECW.

OMG IF ORTON WINS THE RUMBLE I'LL CALL THIS THE GREATEST PPV EVER

[Theo Dious]

Cause Edge fucked his girlfriend.

[Innovator]

VINTAGE MATT

[Juan]

Wow, Edge is a 7 time champ now

[Theo Dious]

Another graduate of the HBK school of heel turns.

"Jeff Hardy tried to dive through the steel chair to escape! What an act of cowardism!"

[Innovator]

JR and Tazz just made it even better

[Theo Dious]

Incidentally this is already cooler than Bret vs Owen. Just saying.

[FourFifty]

Did I miss something here? Can someone tell me why Matt Hardy turned heel? I seriously have no idea what I just witnessed.

[RawRocks]

i was hoping Matt would pop Vickie with the chair... but i will settle for this

[ClockShot]

Alright. Let's get Buffer out here and get this thing going.

[BigDaddyCool]

Where was Christian, you pack of liars?

[Innovator]

Incidentally this is already cooler than Bret vs Owen. Just saying.
Already better just because it was Matt and Jeff.

Owen was always Bret's youngest brother

[Juan]

Where was Christian, you pack of liars?

More importantly, where is your orange font?

[Theo Dious]

Where was Christian, you pack of liars?

He's winning the Rumble... right?

[thedamndest]

Remember that time Owen was crying and made Helen throw in the towel after Bret had been in the Chicken Wing for 11 minutes? That was a great swerve, except for the part about having to watch a match that consisted of a man be in the Chicken Wing for 11 minutes.

[Impeccable]

I'm calling number 23 to win the rumble this year.

[Fox]

"Jeff Hardy tried to dive through the steel chair to escape! What an act of cowardism!"

Vintage Heenan

[Theo Dious]

Did I miss something here? Can someone tell me why Matt Hardy turned heel? I seriously have no idea what I just witnessed.

He's probably jealous because they were both World Champions but Jeff still got more play.

[Splaya]

Ok now that I've calmed down a bit, think about it. This could rival Taker vs Kane if the book it right

[Theo Dious]

I'm calling number 23 to win the rumble this year.

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[Juan]

I'm calling number 23 to win the rumble this year.

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t197/AlanDale_photo/Headlines/lebron_james.jpg

[Theo Dious]

Double ECs? Is the winner going to piss away his shot at NWO again?

[Indifferent Clox]

matt and edge v. jeff and christian tlc match or maybe a four way tlc for the title

[Fox]

It all seems to be coming together

Cena vs. Orton for the World Title
Triple H vs. Edge for the WWE Title
Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels
Matt Hardy vs. Jeff Hardy
Money in the Bank

[thedamndest]

VINTAGE CLEVELAND!

[Theo Dious]

lol "Legal Action." Just like all the attempted vehicular homicides, right?

[ClockShot]

Slap him already.

[Theo Dious]

...did Jericho just learn the word petulant or something?

[Innovator]

God I love the Rumble

[Fox]

okay so Randy is probably going to win

[Fox]

and there are 6 surprise entrants this year

[Fox]

i am pumped i just wish i had a fucking beer

[Juan]

lol that Bushwhacker thing is pretty ROFL

[RawRocks]

awesome facts and figures promo

[Innovator]

Beer opened, LETS GO BABY

[Theo Dious]

okay so Randy is probably going to win

I'm really thinking, he wins and guarantees his title shot, so he can't be fired. Maybe he trades it for employment, hence the 2X EC No Way Out?

[FourFifty]

I really don't like Chyna still being called the 9th wonder of the world. There is NO way she's on the same level as Andre.

[Theo Dious]

Here we go. Best event in wrestling EVARZ.

[Splaya]

holy shit the feed just cut and then came back


Almost wet myself

[Innovator]

#1 rey rey

[Juan]

Fink > Roberts/Garcia/Chimmel

[ClockShot]

Mysterio is NOT gonna do this again.

[Theo Dious]

I really don't like Chyna still being called the 9th wonder of the world. There is NO way she's on the same level as Andre.

And she never was.

[thedamndest]

I'm picking Gangrel or Steve Blackman to win.

[Fox]

maybe. I think if they do two EC's at NWO it'll be for the non-defended World Title and the ECW Title.

[DaVe]

"Guaranteed a championship match at Wrestlemania."

No. Cena didn't get one last year, so it isn't 'guaranteed'.

[Theo Dious]

BOO-URNS-YAKA.

[Splaya]

The midget is 1?

[RawRocks]

#1 Rey Mysterio

[Impeccable]

Please be Kane at number 2

[Theo Dious]

God Rey lose the fucking Snowtrooper mask.

[Juan]

La Parka must be pissed at Rey

[Theo Dious]

BRING ON BIG SHOW!

[Splaya]

Lawler and Ross commentating the rumble


I'm cool with that

[Innovator]

#2 Momo

[ClockShot]

MORRISON!

[Fox]

Now Listen

[Juan]

Nice. Morrison

[Theo Dious]

HERE COME THE ABS!!!

[Impeccable]

Morrison...meh...there's been worse number one and twos.

[Innovator]

I'm calling Morrison to be the Ironman this year

[Theo Dious]

EVEN JR ACKNOWLEDGES THE POWER OF THE ABS

[Splaya]

You know what else. Umaga returns at some point during the rumble :love:

[DaVe]

Please be Kane at number 2

Why? So he can eliminate more people?

[FourFifty]

Rey isn't going to win because he doesn't have any dead coat tails to cling to.


*lol* at JR's comment on the abs!

[Theo Dious]

Morrison...meh...there's been worse number one and twos.

Like Crush and Ahmed Johnson.

[thedamndest]

Khali next.

[Theo Dious]

I WANT ME SOME SCOTT HALL ACTION IN THIS RUMBLE

[Fox]

That was close

[El Fangel]

Just arrived, rep to the first person who sends a link.

[RawRocks]

wow what a move

[Theo Dious]

HE'S GONE! HE'S GONE! MORRISON ELIMINA-NO!

[/Vince McMahon]

[Fox]

Carlito first one out?

[thedamndest]

He's left handed.