Official ECW on Sci Fi Thread, 2/10/09 (No spoilers, please)

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hopefully I am not the only person posting in this thread, but I probably will be.

It looks like the main event is The Miz vs. Tommy Dreamer. Could be pretty good. I think we're about due for a DJ Gabriel appearance too.

[KYR]

Not watching, but just didn't want ABT to feel all alone.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Well that's very nice of you. Why aren't you going to watch?

[Juan]

I'll be watching, but since I'm on the West Coast, It'll be 3 hours after you.

[Triple Naitch]

Haven't seen one of these in a while. I'll keep you company ABT.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Oh. Whoops. This was a lot better when it was still live.

[Juan]

I could always watch the live feed, but I dunno. What will I do from 9-10??

[Anybody Thrilla]

I really hope The Miz beats Dreamer, but something tells me he won't. But then again, Dreamer lost to Burchill, so he could easily lose to The Miz.

[Triple Naitch]

Watch The Mentalist, Juan.

[KYR]

Well that's very nice of you. Why aren't you going to watch?


I know some may find this hard to believe (i.e. TD and Juan) but I'm actually busy at work today :lol:

[Juan]

Ball waxing is a very demanding field.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm going to assume you mean basketball waxing so I don't throw up my dinner.

[KYR]

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/724/shinyballsks2.png

[Triple Naitch]

Man, fuck writing Lesson Plans.

[Xero]

This thread is quite ballsy.

[Anybody Thrilla]

What do you teach? Ball waxing?

[KYR]

Now that's what I call..."A Sticky Situation".

[Triple Naitch]

Only at nights.:shifty: Nah I'm going to school to be a history teacher.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Now I want ice cream.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm going to have to ask for some predictions from you guys for tonight's show as to keep this from getting moved to the casual forum.

[thedamndest]

The Mentalist is on tonight? Sweet!

[Triple Naitch]

Well, we'll probably see another Boogen match. A Finlay/Swagger promo. Maybe a little Jamie Noble on the side.

[Triple Naitch]

Yeah and it's a new episode...I'm DVRing it.

[Anybody Thrilla]

The Boogeyman has been squashing jobbers for the longest time. Is he ever going to do anything of note? It seemed like they were teasing a feud with Ricky Ortiz, but we'll see if that follow up on that tonight.

[Triple Naitch]

I wouldn't mind a Ricky Ortiz heel turn. Maybe if he started acting like a dick in the ring, but still acts like the fans like him and shit.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I downloaded this RPG called On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness for PS3 tonight that I'm going to play after ECW until my girlfriend gets off of work and we can watch a DVR'ed American Idol. Anybody played it?

[Triple Naitch]

American Idol? No.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I wouldn't mind a Ricky Ortiz heel turn. Maybe if he started acting like a dick in the ring, but still acts like the fans like him and shit.

He's a heel in my eyes already just because Tiffany is into him. She should be into ME instead.

[Anybody Thrilla]

American Idol? No.

She has started watching Raw, so it's the least I can do. It's called compromise.

[Triple Naitch]

Yeah, I have to watch 90210 right now.

[thedamndest]

He's a heel in my eyes already just because Tiffany is into him. She should be into ME instead.

I'm telling your girlfriend you hung out with Tiffany.

[Triple Naitch]

Interesting fact: In real life, Tiffany is currently dating my avatar

[Anybody Thrilla]

That's not what internet best friends do.

[Anybody Thrilla]

That is NOT Alfonso Ribero's girlfriend.

[Triple Naitch]

I know. Hard to believe

[Anybody Thrilla]

http://yaprouworld.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/alfonso-ribeiro-museum-of-the-moving-images-tribute-to-will-smith-tgeui0.jpg

Whoa

[Triple Naitch]

http://i16.tinypic.com/8b95d9u.jpg

http://www.wrestlingrevealed.com/blog/taryn-terrell-dating-carlton/

[Anybody Thrilla]

Holy shit, how old is she?

[parkmania]

That is NOT Alfonso Ribero's girlfriend.

Last I heard, yes she is.

[Anybody Thrilla]

How did we end up with pictures from the same night?

[Triple Naitch]

Alfonso's neck could not keep up with his celebrity status, so it ran away.

[Anybody Thrilla]

She probably fell for his fantastic dancing. I am absolutely blown away right now.

[Triple Naitch]

We're samesies

[Juan]

wow Alfonso's really let himself go.

[Triple Naitch]

I would do anything to dance like him.

[Triple Naitch]

Take it back, Juan :mad:

[Juan]

wow Alfonso's one fine looking negro

Fixed

[Anybody Thrilla]

I remember episodes of a shirtless Carlton where he was in good shape. Not so much anymore, it would appear. He's nearly forty now. Pretty crazy.

[Triple Naitch]

That's better

[Triple Naitch]

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[thedamndest]

Carlton Banks at Wrestlemania XXV.

[Triple Naitch]

I would mark the fuck out

[Anybody Thrilla]

Alfonso is filming The Wrestler 2: Secret of the Boos right now so they can release it in time for him to have a sensical match with Chris Jericho by early April.

[Juan]

lol Secret of the Boos

[Triple Naitch]

Alfonso seriously needs to start a comeback

[Triple Naitch]

Wow, we've been talking about Alfonso for almost twenty minutes now.

[Anybody Thrilla]

ECW is on in 3, though.

[Triple Naitch]

Ok I promise I won't talk about Alfonso once ECW starts

[Anybody Thrilla]

I wouldn't care either way. He may show up to confrot Ricky Ortiz tonight.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I love how the cable's description just says "starring Miz and Morrison".

[Triple Naitch]

Dude Alfonso Ribeiro vs. Ricky Ortiz at Wrestlemania XXV would be legendary.

[Anybody Thrilla]

The shelleighleigh (however the fuck you spell it) is a really odd weapon for a face to have.

[Triple Naitch]

:rofl:

Can't believe that just happened

[Anybody Thrilla]

Swagger looks pissed.

[Triple Naitch]

He was just embarrassed two minutes ago.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Swagger vs. Hornswoggle will be amazing.

[Anybody Thrilla]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Triple Naitch]

HOLY SHIT!

[Anybody Thrilla]

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK??????????????

[Triple Naitch]

So many people are fucking missing this right now.

[Lux]

CHRISTAIN?!!!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hahahahahahahaha, Christian on ECW. Amazing.

[Anybody Thrilla]

We picked a good night to watch, fellas.

[Triple Naitch]

Was this his theme before he left?

[Lux]

Fucking glad I turned on ECW tonight

[Lux]

Its remixed

[Anybody Thrilla]

That theme song isn't as good as the Waterproof Blonde version.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

HOLY SHIT!!!

First time I've watched ECW in forever too... WOW!

[Lux]

But yes same lyrics and what not.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>*MARKS THE FUCK OUT*</font>

[Triple Naitch]

Yeah, this remix is my favorite.

[Lux]

Kinda wish this was Smackdown, E&C :heart:

[Triple Naitch]

lol Christian fucking rules

[Anybody Thrilla]

Oh man, this is gonna be good.

[Innovator]

WRIJEASGJH GIH GRHG IHG

[Lux]

Poor Swagger, not even the champ for a month and already being cut off in his promos.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I love the fact that nobody's watching this.

[Triple Naitch]

I just came a little...

[Anybody Thrilla]

Are they bringing back the "WHAT?" chants? Really?

[Lux]

Good, they finally gave us a reason to actually watch ECW.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Jack Swagger, John Morrisson, and The Miz was enough for me already.

[Triple Naitch]

Good, they finally gave us a reason to actually watch ECW.

:yes:

[Lux]

Are they bringing back the "WHAT?" chants? Really?

They do it in TNA. Sadly.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Oh, and Tiffany. And to a lesser extenet, DJ Gabriel.

[Triple Naitch]

Oh fuck that was awesome.

[Triple Naitch]

and possibly
<------------------------------ :shifty:

[Lux]

I love the fact that nobody's watching this.

Gotta agree, glad to share this moment with you gents.

[Triple Naitch]

This can be our little secret :shifty:

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I'm so fucking glad I tuned in tonight.</font>

[Anybody Thrilla]

OH SHIT

[Triple Naitch]

Oh shit and he's wrestling tonight too!

[Corndad]

Good lord i turned on ECW to see what was going on and saw highlights of Christian????

[Anybody Thrilla]

Jack Swagger is about to lose two weeks in a row.

Also, I guess it's OK that Teddy let go of Matt Hardy in ECW if he knew he was getting Christian.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Good lord i turned on ECW to see what was going on and saw highlights of Christian????

He's wrestling tonight too.

[Triple Naitch]

I'm so glad I didn't read any spoilers or else I would have reacted much differently.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Enough about all that Christian rubbish. It's time for THE MIZ!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Is this live tonight? It has to be.

[Triple Naitch]

I think they film it at 8:00 local time and then start SmackDown at 9:00 local time.

[Innovator]

CHRISTIAN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anybody Thrilla]

I like that bulldog.

[Anybody Thrilla]

That return was my first legitimate mark out in a while.

[Skippord]

I just jizzed in my pants

[Triple Naitch]

That return was my first legitimate mark out in a while.

Yeah I last marked when TBK scored a pinfall in the Scramble match

[Triple Naitch]

The Miz

[Anybody Thrilla]

There ya go, Mizanin!

[Anybody Thrilla]

New finisher?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Ha, they have the same promo pic for Christian that they had when he left.

[Triple Naitch]

That graphic just made me cum again

[RGWhat316]

WTF?????? Did Christian really just show up on ECW? I usually watch, but not the whole show, but this is definitely shocking. And LOL at Striker saying "this moment is instantly classic".

[Lux]

I miss Saturday Night's Main Event. Hope it comes back again.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I love old school SNME.

[Triple Naitch]

They turned SNME into a complete joke filler nowadays

[Lux]

AFRO!

[Innovator]

CHRISTIANMANIA

[Triple Naitch]

This thread may be just as long as last night's Raw thread..

[thedamndest]

I MISSED HIS RETURN! SOMEBODY MOVE THE ISLAND!

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm gonna go ahead and guess that Christian is a competitor in this year's Money in the Bank match.

[Lux]

I'm sure we can do it, with all these rediculous commericals to comment on it will be easy.

[Anybody Thrilla]

This will be a lesson to always watch ECW, even if you don't think you want to.

[Triple Naitch]

Christian vs. Bourne vs. Kofi vs. Punk vs. Shelton vs. Morrison

[Anybody Thrilla]

Carlton is tapping THAT? Come on.

[Triple Naitch]

Tiff's tits are fantastical tonight

[Juan]

I thought I was the only one that watched ECW here tbh

[Anybody Thrilla]

Christian vs. Bourne vs. Kofi vs. Punk vs. Shelton vs. Morrison

That would be hot.

[Lux]

This will be a lesson to always watch ECW, even if you don't think you want to.

Or youtube it the the hour or day after.

[Triple Naitch]

It just shows that being a talented dancer and sharp dresser can go a long way.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I thought I was the only one that watched ECW here tbh

DVR every Tuesday, buddy. Who the fuck are those people?

[Triple Naitch]

And TJ Wilson?!?!?

[Corndad]

Natalya on ECW too??

[Anybody Thrilla]

ECW is on fire tonight.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Or youtube it the the hour or day after.

IT'S NOT THE SAMMMMMMMMMME.

[Lux]

I hope she is just visiting, wtf!

[Triple Naitch]

We may need to make this thread a weekly thing if ECW keeps it up

[Triple Naitch]

I hope she is just visiting, wtf!

Well she hasn't been used in a while on SD

[thedamndest]

I thought I was the only one that watched ECW here tbh

I tune it when I remember it is on, which is 50/50. Otherwise I try and youtube the matches.

[Anybody Thrilla]

It WAS a weekly thing when it was live all the time.

[Juan]

AGH!! i gotta stop coming in this thread. I wanna be surprised when I watch later

[Lux]

IT'S NOT THE SAMMMMMMMMMME.

Sex with the GF that night ironically at 8:59pm or youtube, you've also been on a dry spell for two and a half weeks, no masturbation either.

[Juan]

*cumming

[Triple Naitch]

I would react the same way if I were there tonight

[Anybody Thrilla]

Seriously, at least Natalya's got on TV tonight. Fuck Smackdown.

[RGWhat316]

Damn, this is keeping me interested tonight. Natalya is back doing something now.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Sex with the GF that night ironically at 8:59pm or youtube, you've also been on a dry spell for two and a half weeks, no masturbation either.

You should have told her to wait.

[Anybody Thrilla]

This is crazy. ECW was so shitty two weeks ago, pretty OK last week, and awesome so far this week. I'm liking it.

[thedamndest]

Did they call him Christian or Christian Cage?

[Lux]

Gotta see Watchmen.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Did they call him Christian or Christian Cage?

Just Christian.

[Anybody Thrilla]

No wait, I think it was Christian Cor Von.

[Lux]

Christain

[Tazz Dan]

Fuck. I want to see this :(

But yeah, CHRISTIAN!!!!!!! vlgblkf;lkkg;dfjglkjfmf/mdg!!!!!!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why aren't you watching, Tazz Dan?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Evan Bourne on the way back too? Nice.

[thedamndest]

AND BOURNE IS COMING BACK???

[Lux]

:drool: Nattie

[Anybody Thrilla]

Tyson Kidd. Hahahahaha

[Triple Naitch]

And an Evan Bourne promo? This is the best ECW in months.

[thedamndest]

AND NOW TYSON KIDD IS HERE? JESUS CHRIST!!!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Asian guy. Hahahahahahahaha

[RGWhat316]

Dammit, I was hoping for a surprise Evan Bourne return as well. Just a video package hyping him.

[Lux]

Now Tomko needs to show up

[Innovator]

Tomko will be the main event run in

[Triple Naitch]

Nice dropkick

[Innovator]

CMON LOW KI!

[The Optimist]

So, who's Tyson Kid?

Tyson Dux? Am I uneducated?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Tyson Kidd is going to team up with Christian.

[Triple Naitch]

lol looking forward to a Noble/Kidd feud

[Lux]

Right in the face.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Tyson Kidd has a sweet theme song. Also, :lol: at Striker calling Nattie "The Anvilette".

[Innovator]

how can you master a springboard in the dungeon?

THERE WERE NO ROPES

[Triple Naitch]

Doe he have Spiderman on his trunks?

[Lux]

I would tap out to her.

[thedamndest]

Sorry Swagger, your days of carrying ECW on your back are numbered.

[The Optimist]

THATS HOW MASTERFUL HE WAS AT IT

[Innovator]

http://www.fcwwrestling.com/images/talent/tj_wilson.jpg

[BobBitchen]

Cage just showed up!!!!!!!1111:D

*MARKS THE FAWK OUT*

[Innovator]

http://www.fcwwrestling.com/images/talent/kaval.jpg
INNO WANTS A DOUBLE STOMP....well not to me

[thedamndest]

They misspelled Tyson Kidd on that trading card, Inno.

[Lux]

Should of been here like us, jaws dropped.

[thedamndest]

Anybody seen Behind Enemy Lines Colombia yet?

[Innovator]

you misspelled your name a train

[Lux]

Nope. Did you?

[Triple Naitch]

I considered adding it to my Netflix queue

[Mr. Nerfect]

Holy fuck! Christian, Tyson fucking Kidd and Natalya all on one edition of ECW? Fuck yeah. I was calling Christian to be in Money in the Bank, but right now I can't think of anyone better for a straight-out ECW Title match at WrestleMania.

Jack Swagger drops the ECW Title to Christian at WrestleMania. If you didn't know, now you know.

[The Optimist]

Yeah, I showed up late myself. My fucking tv wasn't even plugged in. I plugged it in personally for Christian.

[KYR]

Just read Clark's report on Christian's return.

He intimated that his return wasn't booked too well and this is indicative of Vince's opinion of him.

Is this how you saw his return - 'cause by the way I'm reading your reactions I get the impression it was awesome.

[Lux]

It was very surprising, didn't turn on ECW and even think he'd be there.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Also, if Natalya is officially a member of the ECW roster, then that means they've pretty much got a stronger female wrestling division than SmackDown!. What, between Natalya, Katie Lea and Alicia Fox?

[The Optimist]

Orton should punt Linda right infront of Steph. Then Steph will do her shocked face then *heel-turn high-five*.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Yeah, I showed up late myself. My fucking tv wasn't even plugged in. I plugged it in personally for Christian.

Why the fuck would you have your TV unplugged? Have you been moving?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Just read Clark's report on Christian's return.

He intimated that his return wasn't booked too well and this is indicative of Vince's opinion of him.

Is this how you saw his return - 'cause by the way I'm reading your reactions I get the impression it was awesome.

You can't expect Christian to come back and headline WrestleMania. You just can't do it. He's not going to be a mid-card guy, he's just being dipped into the waters, at roughly the same position he was before he left, only with a little more momentum on his side because he is fresh off returning.

Soon Christian will technically be a World Champion in a WWE ring.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Christian's return could have been on a grander stage, but I thought it was fine.

[Lux]

Here we go.

[The Optimist]

Sidebar: Shane wrecking himself to take out Teddy Jr. was cool.

[Anybody Thrilla]

That ECW title belt is way too large.

[Corndad]

Ready to Mark out fellas.

[Mr. Nerfect]

They need to get Gail Kim to debut on ECW as the girl Christian is banging. An ECW women's roster of Katie Lea, Alicia Fox, Natalya and Gail Kim would be awesome.

Also, one of them needs to defeat Maryse for the Divas Championship soon. If she's a face, then go with Natalya. If not, have Gail Kim do it.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Am I the only one pulling for Swagger to win here?

[Lux]

I will just close my eyes.

[The Optimist]

Why the fuck would you have your TV unplugged? Have you been moving?Sort of. It's been that way for two months.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Haha, he was giving Rhyno the unprettier in his TitanTron. Might be time for an update.

[Lux]

Kinda pulling for Christian.

[KYR]

So we can safely assume Christian had no involvement in Jeff's "accidents"?

[Triple Naitch]

Yeah to ABT and KYR

[The Optimist]

Am I the only one pulling for Swagger to win here?Yeah, I'm pulling for Christian.

[Innovator]

OMG 4 SIDED RING

[Anybody Thrilla]

Sort of. It's been that way for two months.

And you're still paying the cable bill? Silly.

[thedamndest]

Just read Clark's report on Christian's return.

He intimated that his return wasn't booked too well and this is indicative of Vince's opinion of him.

Is this how you saw his return - 'cause by the way I'm reading your reactions I get the impression it was awesome.

I think that's just because everyone expected him to jump right into the Hardy/Edge feud. But this might actually be for the best because A) it helps out ECW B) the Hardy feud seems to be shifting gears to not really be involving Edge right now.

Keep in mind, our reactions are just indicative of our excitement to FINALLY see Christian back, so we will see how it actually plays out.

[Innovator]

Yeah pulling for Christian

[KYR]

Yeah to ABT and KYR

Hang on. :wtf: Weren't you celebrating 1000 posts yesterday???

SPAAAAAAMFEST

[Anybody Thrilla]

Swagger will win via botched interference from Finlay.

[The Optimist]

Lol. Christian, never won an ECW Championship-of fucking course.

Finlay has a badass coat.

[Corndad]

Did he just say Swagger vs Striker HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Lux]

Do really want him to eventually team with Edge again.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Swagger was just unpinned until last week. You think he'd lose twice in a row after that?

[Nark Order]

WHAT THE SHITTING FUCKING FUCK SHIT ZOMG

[Lux]

Did he just say Swagger vs Striker HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"I'm not wrestling!"

[Triple Naitch]

I know, I'm on a tear

[Lock Jaw]

DAMMIT I missed it. I am doubly pissed. Once for that I missed it, and twice for the fact that they put Christian on the C-Show that I NEVER WATCH.

[The Optimist]

I'm not paying the bill personally. Look, I'll just pm you my banking information and we'll get this over with.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Christian will go over here. Swagger's going to get his head fucked up by two losses in a row. He's going to beat Finlay at No Way Out, though.

[Corndad]

This is the most people I've seen on this site on a Tuesday Night. Seriously immense.

[RGWhat316]

LOL at Grisham's botch.

[Anybody Thrilla]

IN YOUR FACE, LOCK JAW!

E-C-DUB! E-C-DUB!

[Fox]

What the fuck, Christian came back on ECW? Oh my god.

[The Optimist]

Do really want him to eventually team with Edge again.

Maybe for an angle or two.

[Lux]

This is the most people I've seen on this site on a Tuesday Night. Seriously immense.

Welcome to the party

[Mr. Nerfect]

Just a thought: With Tyson Kidd already on ECW, does that mean Tyson Tomko is going to have a name change? Will Tomko just be dropped altogether?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Take that fucking headset off Hornswoggle right now.

[The Optimist]

If Hornswaggle's going to act retarded they need to keep the mic away from him. It's enough that he has shit on his face constantly.

[Mr. Nerfect]

By the way, Money in the Bank prediction: Shelton Benjamin vs. Kofi Kingston vs. John Morrison vs. Umaga vs. William Regal vs. Evan Bourne vs. R-Truth vs. Kane.

The last two guys I am least sure about, but I think the others would all be good fits.

[The Optimist]

Christian has great tights.

[Triple Naitch]

I never understood the shit on his face. If Finlay was such a good father, wouldn't he make Hornswoggle take a bath?

[Lux]

What a DDT

[Corndad]

this has been a pretty nice match so far.

[Mr. Nerfect]

The day Finlay turns on Hornswoggle, and mauls him with the shillelagh, and we never see Hornswoggle again, will be a great day for professional wrestling.

[Juan]

The day Finlay turns on Hornswoggle, and mauls him with the shillelagh, and we never see Hornswoggle again, will be a great day for professional wrestling.

:y:

[Mr. Nerfect]

If Christian wins this match, do you think Theodore Long could put him in the ECW Championship match at No Way Out? It's not like we haven't seen Swagger vs. Finlay before, and are missing out on a huge blow-off match. Plus, with Christian already back, why hold back on his PPV return?

[Triple Naitch]

Looks like they're going with a triple threat angle for WM

[Anybody Thrilla]

Good thing ECW isn't canon so Christian can make his real debut later on Raw.

[The Optimist]

So, lol.