So here is what I'm thinking

[BigDaddyCool]

When Batista comes back, he should be a bully. Not only that, but start a gang of tough guys. He could approach Swagger and Big Zeke, and they could be stable/gang and they could go around bullying everyone and be all cocky and arrogant. Bats would obviously be the leader, and Swagger and Zeke could form a tag team or something.

Discuss.

[screech]

You could throw in Mike Knox with his beating on little people spiel. Plus, every gang needs some sweet facial hair.

They'd have everything. A Manimal. A cocky ass who always runs his mouth. A black man. And a guy with a sweet beard who never opens his mouth. (Although he already has, and Zeke could more than take those responsibilities.)

[BigDaddyCool]

Thought about Knox, but he is crazy, this is more of a cocky grouping. Plus Bats, Swagger, and Zeke are all big cut guys, Knox, while big and musclely, is no cut, he doesn't work ascetically.

[screech]

Ah, I gotcha. I was going to suggest Show also, but since you said "cut" guys, he really wouldn't apply. Though he could be good in the cocky aspect (any way I would have written that, it would've been weird).

[Kane Knight]

Show could still work. At least better than Knox.

[BigDaddyCool]

Bigshow actaully did cross my mind, but is he really going to take orders from Bats? I can see them teaming up with Bigshow, but not actaully having Bigshow join.

[Kane Knight]

Bigshow actaully did cross my mind, but is he really going to take orders from Bats? I can see them teaming up with Bigshow, but not actaully having Bigshow join.

Big Show's spent a good amount of his career as a subordinate. It may not be the best fit, but being Batista's bitch might work. Especially since WWE wants Batista to be a half step behind Cena in terms of sheer awesomeness.

Or you could simply have him join Bats' group out of "grudging respect."

Which show is Big Show on, anyway?

[screech]

Big Show is on SD!

And I could see him being Dave's bitch.

EDIT: 500 posts! :D

[BigDaddyCool]

Show is kinda showing an independent streak now. And he has always been a suboridinate to people either giving him title shots down the road, or people more experenced than him, Bats has neither of those qualities. Again, I could see Bigshow being losesly associated with the group like a hired gun, but probably not officially part. Plus Bats, Swagger, and Zeke are all big guys, they wouldn't be looking for another "enforcer" in Bigshow.

[BigDaddyCool]

They could always pluck a guy from FCW to fill out the group, I'm not familiar with who they have down there, so I'm not going to say who.

[Legend Killer]

Until you made this thread, I had totally forgotten that there was even an existence of a Batista.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Harry Smith as the young guy being "tutored" by Bats, maybe? He's looking for stuff to do ever since he fucked himself over by going behind TJ Wilson's back and asking to be a part of Legacy. That fell apart once they decided to go with the Orton/McMahon storyline instead and now Wilson's on ECW.

[BigDaddyCool]

Harry Smith? DH Smith? No.

[Choviko Man]

that guys from the fbi jony the bull stamboli

[St. Jimmy]

Here's what I'm thinking: Batista should not come back.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Right, so I'm insane when I think teaming two great amateur wrestlers together out of respect could be an interesting storyline, but when you throw random hosses together, it makes sense?

Your hypocrisy aside, it's not something I'd like to see. Mainly because if Batista is going to be an asshole, he should do so on his own, acting like he doesn't need help. It also doesn't make much sense for him to feud with anyone but Randy Orton.

Batista is definitely getting stale as the Superman face character, but being gone for a few months could really help him recapture that intensity he needs for when he returns, no doubt to challenge Orton for the World Heavyweight Title, or something. And if Batista cannot even be interesting off returning, they can always do the double-turn, and have Orton play the protagonist against Batista.

Another reason I wouldn't want to see that bully stable, is because it'd just suck from an in-ring perspective. Batista can work a good match when motivated, and Swagger is generally pretty good, but for some reason their dynamic just screams "boring" to me. It could also be giving Ezekiel Jackson way too much way too fast.

Big Show's current character seems to be a smart businessman. He aligned himself with Vickie Guerrero just so he could get himself closer to the WWE Championship. He's not a blind follower, though, and he's not naive enough to just fall behind Edge and Vickie completely. I could see him teaming with Batista out of neccessity, and perhaps winning the World Tag Team Championship as part of a main event super team with Bats; but I cannot imagine the current Big Show falling completely behind Batista, and letting The Animal go after the World Heavyweight Championship while he twiddles his thumbs in the background.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Here's what I'm thinking: Batista should not come back.

We have a winner.

[Juan]

I think you just took the bait, Noid.

[parkmania]

I really don't feel like Thwagger is THAT big of a guy to deserve an auto-include in this group. He's about equal in build, although more muscular, to Tommy Dreamer.

If Bats is gonna lead a group of hosses, it's gotta be just Knox and Zeke, with MAYBE one more - maybe this could be Thwagger in a suckup role, like the WWE version of Little Petey Pump.

I'm really thinking that if there's a fourth in the group, though, that it should go to a guy that similar to what Taz was - a shorter guy, but solid like a brick shithouse.

[Heyman]

I wouldn't mind seeing that:

If the WWE chose to go that route, they could have Batista be the top heel on Smackdown and have Orton be the top heel on RAW. Both 'groups' would be the dominant stable of their respective brands.

As long as you don't have two heel stables on the same show, I think it could work.

Swagger, Zeke, etc. all get 'over' by being associated with Batista, just as Priceless has with Orton. :y:

[BigDaddyCool]

Right, so I'm insane when I think teaming two great amateur wrestlers together out of respect could be an interesting storyline, but when you throw random hosses together, it makes sense?

I assume Bats would be naturally bringing big meathead hosses together because that is what he is. Plus he is sitting out right now, watching tv, and he could easily like what he sees in them. And bam, stable is born. Makes sense to me.

Plus, I never said you are insane, I said you are a retard. I still stand by that.

Your hypocrisy aside, it's not something I'd like to see. Mainly because if Batista is going to be an asshole, he should do so on his own, acting like he doesn't need help. It also doesn't make much sense for him to feud with anyone but Randy Orton.

I don't give a shit what you want to see, you have boring, medicore tastes. This is flashy and will actually sell tickets because it involves people that are going places.

Batista is definitely getting stale as the Superman face character, but being gone for a few months could really help him recapture that intensity he needs for when he returns, no doubt to challenge Orton for the World Heavyweight Title, or something. And if Batista cannot even be interesting off returning, they can always do the double-turn, and have Orton play the protagonist against Batista.

I don't care what they do with Orton, my plan is bully heel batista.

Another reason I wouldn't want to see that bully stable, is because it'd just suck from an in-ring perspective. Batista can work a good match when motivated, and Swagger is generally pretty good, but for some reason their dynamic just screams "boring" to me. It could also be giving Ezekiel Jackson way too much way too fast.

I said make a stable, not a tag team. And how is it giving Zeke to much to fast? By the time Bats comes in after injury, Zeke will have been on air for a year doing nothing. Putting him in a stable just means he'll finally be wrestling, I never said make Zeke mainevent, I said put him in a stable. If giving a wrestling matches is too much to fast, obviously I don't understand wrestling at all. I guess he should continue to stand there and look impressive while not doing a god damn thing. You are retarded.

Big Show's current character seems to be a smart businessman. He aligned himself with Vickie Guerrero just so he could get himself closer to the WWE Championship. He's not a blind follower, though, and he's not naive enough to just fall behind Edge and Vickie completely. I could see him teaming with Batista out of neccessity, and perhaps winning the World Tag Team Championship as part of a main event super team with Bats; but I cannot imagine the current Big Show falling completely behind Batista, and letting The Animal go after the World Heavyweight Championship while he twiddles his thumbs in the background.

Never said I would put Bigshow in the stable, I said I would have him loosely associated with the stable at best. Learn to fucking read.

[Juan]

Oh God, here we go.

[parkmania]

The biggest problem with this whole scenario is that Edge either has to turn face, or he has to be the real leader of Leagcy or Hosses R Us. And the magic 8 ball says those options are in the "Yeah Right" category.

EDIT: Unless Legacy turns face, which is even a longer shot.

[thedamndest]

He would need a new theme song.

I WALK TOGETHER WITH MY NEW BEST BUDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

[parkmania]

Get 3-Count to record that theme, Thed!

[Kane Knight]

Josh U-Betcha says:
I just baited a trap

Squeegee Beckenheim--Query Letter Sent...Pray for me. ;) says:
Did you?

Josh U-Betcha says:
yeah, made a thread about Bats forming a stable with Swagger and Zeke

Squeegee Beckenheim--Query Letter Sent...Pray for me. ;) says:
LOL

Josh U-Betcha says:
It makes more sence that most Noid storylines

Josh U-Betcha says:
i doubt it would ever happen, and it is just crap, but still

Later...

Josh U-Betcha says:
fuck yes, he bit



...Just sayin'....

[BigDaddyCool]

BDC = Josh U-Betcha for you morons out there.

[Kane Knight]

That means...Squeegee Beckenheim...Is me!!!!!

*cue melodramatic music*

[BigDaddyCool]

*twists mustache*

[parkmania]

oh, you Snidley Whiplash, you!

[BigDaddyCool]

I'm actually growing a Rollie Finger mustache.

http://sports.blogue.canoe.com/mediam/SPO-RollieFingers%5B2%5D.jpg

[Krimzon7]

Thank You.:(

[BigDaddyCool]

Though, on a serious note, I would mind seeing a heel Batista take Jack Swagger under his wing, I tossed in Zeke just because.

[Heyman]

Though, on a serious note, I would mind seeing a heel Batista take Jack Swagger under his wing,

Kind of like a how a heel Kane Knight took you under his 'wing' eh? (although based on how you've conducted yourself over these past few months, perhaps it more than KK's wing that you want to get under ;)).

You're better than this Josh....you're better than this. :'(:nono:

[BigDaddyCool]

No, BDC is his own man. If anything there is an alliance between KK and I.

[Heyman]

No, BDC is his own man. If anything there is an alliance between KK and I.

I hope so. :( Up until these past few months, that is how I saw you.

Right now however - you honestly look like the Triple H to KK's Shawn Michaels.....and unfortunately, that's the 1997 version...not the 2006.

[Kane Knight]

I dunno. If I was really allied with BDC, I probably would have kept quiet.

[BigDaddyCool]

I hope so. :( Up until these past few months, that is how I saw you.

Right now however - you honestly look like the Triple H to KK's Shawn Michaels.....and unfortunately, that's the 1997 version...not the 2006.

I'm Kevin Nash.

[BigDaddyCool]

I dunno. If I was really allied with BDC, I probably would have kept quiet.

I was barely able to keep quiet for much longer.

[Heyman]

I'm Kevin Nash.

I wonder how Kane Knight feels to be Hulk Hogan. ;)

Given how many times KK neg repped TPWW poster 'Hulk Hogan' back in 2005 (from what I hear :shifty:), I'm not sure he appreciates this very much.

[BigDaddyCool]

Kane Knight isn't Hogan. Kane Knight is Rick Stiener to my Christian. I'm some how holding him down in from a different company.

[The Mackem]

LOL, Clown

[screech]

...being associated with the group like a hired gun

Every time I see that, I think of him:

http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/image/A1294/129499/300_129499.jpg

And for shits and giggles (because he showed up on the image search):

http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/m/maven/06.jpg

In all seriousness, I think Test would be sweet in a group like this. He plays quite the cocky asshole. Maven could be good here, but I posted that picture because I really like Maven and it just came up on the page.

Yeah...

[screech]

Wow I missed a lot of fun stuff in this thread apparently.

[BigDaddyCool]

Test is a maybe in the actual thought process of the stable, but it is a fake, so it doesn't matter.

[screech]

I know it's a fake, I just wanted to throw another name out there. Plus, I don't feel like doing work right now.

[Mr. Nerfect]

That was stupid.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Like, honestly, how did I bite? I just posted my honest thoughts on your "idea." God forbid someone do that on a wrestling forum. :lol:

[BigDaddyCool]

Ahahahaha, Noid doesn't understand how the world works.

[Mr. Nerfect]

My wallet says that I do.

[BigDaddyCool]

Wallets can't talk. Now you are just being crazy.

[Mr. Nerfect]

My wallet can. I know enough about the world to manipulate it to change the laws of what wallets can and can't do. Just saying.

[BigDaddyCool]

Noid, shut the fuck up.

[Mr. Nerfect]

You "bait" me and then tell me to shut the fuck up? You'd be horrible in a relationship.

[BigDaddyCool]

What are you talking about?

[Heyman]

In all seriousness, heel Batista would be pretty epic.

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Although heel Cena would be 5x cooler. ;)

[BigDaddyCool]

One of them needs to be heel.

[Heyman]

Although Cena would be cooler, the higher probability choice is Batista.

Speaking of Cena - I was just watching some of his old You Tube video's where he 'd do his battle raps.

God DAMN this guy was over. It's such a shame that the WWE choose not to push him like that (either by choice or PTC regulations).

[Kane Knight]

Like, honestly, how did I bite? I just posted my honest thoughts on your "idea." God forbid someone do that on a wrestling forum. :lol:

LAWL.

[Volare]

So KK and BDC are the two man forum powertrip?

[Mr. Nerfect]

LAWL.

Yeah, still failing to get it. "OMG! Noid posted in a thread!!1" That's pretty fucking sad.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Although Cena would be cooler, the higher probability choice is Batista.

Speaking of Cena - I was just watching some of his old You Tube video's where he 'd do his battle raps.

God DAMN this guy was over. It's such a shame that the WWE choose not to push him like that (either by choice or PTC regulations).

I say just go ahead and make it both of them. Put Cena, Batista and Orton together as a heel group, and call them "The Trinity," or some shit like that.

[Kane Knight]

Yeah, still failing to get it. That's pretty fucking sad.

If you take out the OMG part, it's perfect.