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Pelvic Sorcerer
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So here is what I'm thinking
When Batista comes back, he should be a bully. Not only that, but start a gang of tough guys. He could approach Swagger and Big Zeke, and they could be stable/gang and they could go around bullying everyone and be all cocky and arrogant. Bats would obviously be the leader, and Swagger and Zeke could form a tag team or something.
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Shelly Martinez = Ratings
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You could throw in Mike Knox with his beating on little people spiel. Plus, every gang needs some sweet facial hair.
They'd have everything. A Manimal. A cocky ass who always runs his mouth. A black man. And a guy with a sweet beard who never opens his mouth. (Although he already has, and Zeke could more than take those responsibilities.) |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Thought about Knox, but he is crazy, this is more of a cocky grouping. Plus Bats, Swagger, and Zeke are all big cut guys, Knox, while big and musclely, is no cut, he doesn't work ascetically.
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Shelly Martinez = Ratings
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Ah, I gotcha. I was going to suggest Show also, but since you said "cut" guys, he really wouldn't apply. Though he could be good in the cocky aspect (any way I would have written that, it would've been weird).
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Show could still work. At least better than Knox.
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Bigshow actaully did cross my mind, but is he really going to take orders from Bats? I can see them teaming up with Bigshow, but not actaully having Bigshow join.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Or you could simply have him join Bats' group out of "grudging respect." Which show is Big Show on, anyway? |
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Shelly Martinez = Ratings
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Big Show is on SD!
And I could see him being Dave's bitch. EDIT: 500 posts!
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Show is kinda showing an independent streak now. And he has always been a suboridinate to people either giving him title shots down the road, or people more experenced than him, Bats has neither of those qualities. Again, I could see Bigshow being losesly associated with the group like a hired gun, but probably not officially part. Plus Bats, Swagger, and Zeke are all big guys, they wouldn't be looking for another "enforcer" in Bigshow.
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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They could always pluck a guy from FCW to fill out the group, I'm not familiar with who they have down there, so I'm not going to say who.
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Voices in my Head
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Until you made this thread, I had totally forgotten that there was even an existence of a Batista.
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Stupid Sexy Flanders
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Harry Smith as the young guy being "tutored" by Bats, maybe? He's looking for stuff to do ever since he fucked himself over by going behind TJ Wilson's back and asking to be a part of Legacy. That fell apart once they decided to go with the Orton/McMahon storyline instead and now Wilson's on ECW.
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Harry Smith? DH Smith? No.
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Nuh yuh batty bwoy
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that guys from the fbi jony the bull stamboli
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Last of a Dying Forum
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Here's what I'm thinking: Batista should not come back.
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Right, so I'm insane when I think teaming two great amateur wrestlers together out of respect could be an interesting storyline, but when you throw random hosses together, it makes sense?
Your hypocrisy aside, it's not something I'd like to see. Mainly because if Batista is going to be an asshole, he should do so on his own, acting like he doesn't need help. It also doesn't make much sense for him to feud with anyone but Randy Orton. Batista is definitely getting stale as the Superman face character, but being gone for a few months could really help him recapture that intensity he needs for when he returns, no doubt to challenge Orton for the World Heavyweight Title, or something. And if Batista cannot even be interesting off returning, they can always do the double-turn, and have Orton play the protagonist against Batista. Another reason I wouldn't want to see that bully stable, is because it'd just suck from an in-ring perspective. Batista can work a good match when motivated, and Swagger is generally pretty good, but for some reason their dynamic just screams "boring" to me. It could also be giving Ezekiel Jackson way too much way too fast. Big Show's current character seems to be a smart businessman. He aligned himself with Vickie Guerrero just so he could get himself closer to the WWE Championship. He's not a blind follower, though, and he's not naive enough to just fall behind Edge and Vickie completely. I could see him teaming with Batista out of neccessity, and perhaps winning the World Tag Team Championship as part of a main event super team with Bats; but I cannot imagine the current Big Show falling completely behind Batista, and letting The Animal go after the World Heavyweight Championship while he twiddles his thumbs in the background. |
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Doin' It Right
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I think you just took the bait, Noid.
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#BUCTOBER
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I really don't feel like Thwagger is THAT big of a guy to deserve an auto-include in this group. He's about equal in build, although more muscular, to Tommy Dreamer.
If Bats is gonna lead a group of hosses, it's gotta be just Knox and Zeke, with MAYBE one more - maybe this could be Thwagger in a suckup role, like the WWE version of Little Petey Pump. I'm really thinking that if there's a fourth in the group, though, that it should go to a guy that similar to what Taz was - a shorter guy, but solid like a brick shithouse. Last edited by parkmania; 02-12-2009 at 03:20 PM. |
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Father of Hinduship
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I wouldn't mind seeing that:
If the WWE chose to go that route, they could have Batista be the top heel on Smackdown and have Orton be the top heel on RAW. Both 'groups' would be the dominant stable of their respective brands. As long as you don't have two heel stables on the same show, I think it could work. Swagger, Zeke, etc. all get 'over' by being associated with Batista, just as Priceless has with Orton. |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Plus, I never said you are insane, I said you are a retard. I still stand by that. Quote:
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Doin' It Right
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Oh God, here we go.
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#BUCTOBER
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The biggest problem with this whole scenario is that Edge either has to turn face, or he has to be the real leader of Leagcy or Hosses R Us. And the magic 8 ball says those options are in the "Yeah Right" category.
EDIT: Unless Legacy turns face, which is even a longer shot. |
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A Property of Matter
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He would need a new theme song.
I WALK TOGETHER WITH MY NEW BEST BUDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! |
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#BUCTOBER
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Get 3-Count to record that theme, Thed!
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Josh U-Betcha says:
I just baited a trap Squeegee Beckenheim--Query Letter Sent...Pray for me. says:Did you? Josh U-Betcha says: yeah, made a thread about Bats forming a stable with Swagger and Zeke Squeegee Beckenheim--Query Letter Sent...Pray for me. says:LOL Josh U-Betcha says: It makes more sence that most Noid storylines Josh U-Betcha says: i doubt it would ever happen, and it is just crap, but still Later... Josh U-Betcha says: fuck yes, he bit ...Just sayin'.... |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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BDC = Josh U-Betcha for you morons out there.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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That means...Squeegee Beckenheim...Is me!!!!!
*cue melodramatic music* |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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*twists mustache*
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#BUCTOBER
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oh, you Snidley Whiplash, you!
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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I'm actually growing a Rollie Finger mustache.
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King of the Ring
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Thank You.
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Though, on a serious note, I would mind seeing a heel Batista take Jack Swagger under his wing, I tossed in Zeke just because.
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Father of Hinduship
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).You're better than this Josh....you're better than this. ![]()
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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No, BDC is his own man. If anything there is an alliance between KK and I.
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Father of Hinduship
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Up until these past few months, that is how I saw you. Right now however - you honestly look like the Triple H to KK's Shawn Michaels.....and unfortunately, that's the 1997 version...not the 2006. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I dunno. If I was really allied with BDC, I probably would have kept quiet.
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Father of Hinduship
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