Raw is War Thread (2/23/09)

[Juan]

Holy shit Jeff Goldblum on Criminal Intent?

Yup, it's gonna be awesome. I can't wait. The new season was supposed to start this month, but they pushed it to June unfortunately.

[Juan]

Does that mean that the guy that was on Sex and the City isn't on anymore? Because I never watch episodes when he is the detective.

Yeah he left the show. I personally liked Det. Mike Logan, dating back to the early years of the original Law & Order.

[CSL]

Still not seeing much difference between JBL's normal clothesline's and the one's from hell

[Londoner]

HBK is doing his best to get a good match out of JBL,yet JBL seems intent on fucking it up.

[Londoner]

Kozlov?

[RatedGSuperstar]

LOL @ Cole avoiding using the "vintage~!" phrase after Cena called him out on it, but Lawler using it in a mocking tone.

[Corndad]

Cue Kozlov

[Londoner]

nope

[shadowfoxrz]

skin that cat michaels :)

[RatedGSuperstar]

JobberBL loses again. Awesome.

[ClockShot]

Meh.

[Londoner]

So thats confirmed then,hbk v taker?

[shadowfoxrz]

from outa nowhere- good job cole :/

[ron the dial]

that was an entirely unentertaining match. the mixed tag was more enjoyable.

[Corndad]

I see JBL moving back to SD after the draft

[Krimzon7]

meh

[thedamndest]

I was not a watcher of L&O back then, so I could not celebrate his entire catalog as you could.

[Londoner]

oh what a fucking shock,look who is here

[Nark Order]

koslov

[shadowfoxrz]

uh oh, here comes the worst wrestler today. koslov

[CSL]

Shame Kozlov's black Mexico tights didn't make it to RAW

[Triple Naitch]

I will break John Miggal

[Hanso Amore]

Kozlov has bad posture

[ClockShot]

YA. KOZLOV WANTS CHALLENGE!

[Londoner]

Technically,he isn't undefeated.

[Nark Order]

god damnit, he is not undefeated. He lost the Elimination Chamber.

[Londoner]

Hey its the new khali!

[Corndad]

Can anyone answer why they are pushing that guy so much?

[Juan]

Undefeated in singles competition. They've pointed that a few times.

[CSL]

And he's been jobbing on the road for months

[Hanso Amore]

Kozlov looks like a Caveman Version of Hugh Jackman

[Corndad]

Theres no way that Hardy match will happen Friday.

[Londoner]

Undefeated in singles competition. They've pointed that a few times.

Does the EC match not count?

[CSL]

Theres no way that match will happen Friday.

Spoiler yo

[Juan]

Does the EC match not count?

It wasn't a singles match, so no.

[McLegend]

If Kozlov wrestlers Undertaker at WM heads roll.

[Triple Naitch]

Kozlov looks like a Caveman Version of Hugh Jackman

Jackman wishes he could dance like Kozlov. :roll:

[RatedGSuperstar]

god damnit, he is not undefeated. He lost the Elimination Chamber.

Still undefeated in singles competition on Smackdowns taped on the second Tuesday of months that don't start with "Feb", or something like that.

[RawRocks]

Would someone for the love of all eternity merge these two fucking Raw threads

[Nark Order]

No god damnit. Not undefeated. If someone were to come out and say "I'm undefeated on Tuesdays", even if it were true it would be a crock of shit. He isn't undefeated so don't call him undefeated.

[ClockShot]

Would someone for the love of all eternity merge these two fucking Raw threads

Call a mod.

WWKD was in here earlier.

[Juan]

Dammit Narc, he's undefeated in SINGLES COMPETITION.

[thedamndest]

Somebody call my momma!

[CSL]

No god damnit. Not undefeated. If someone were to come out and say "I'm undefeated on Tuesdays", even if it were true it would be a crock of shit. He isn't undefeated so don't call him undefeated.

Have you never watched wrestling before sonny?

[Nark Order]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOD DAMNIT!! *Super Saiyan 5*

[Londoner]

Dammit Narc, he's undefeated in SINGLES COMPETITION.

So EC isnt singles then?What is it,tag?:shifty:

[Juan]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOD DAMNIT!! *Super Saiyan 5*

lol

[Juan]

So EC isnt singles then?What is it,tag?:shifty:

Singles match = one on one

EC is not a one on one match.

[Juan]

Juan on Juan, if you will

[CSL]

Even now, that Flair stuff makes me go cold

[Londoner]

Singles match = one on one

EC is not a one on one match.

I'm just taking the piss tbh.

[shadowfoxrz]

maywheather/show was terrible. why even show it

[RatedGSuperstar]

A bit soon to include XXIV in these "Classic Moments" vids, isn't it? I mean, it was damn good, but how about letting it breathe a bit?

[Afterlife]

Singles match = one on one

EC is not a one on one match.

You had to explain that. That's awesome.

[Juan]

Stop taking the piss TL :mad:

(I don't know what that means)

[shadowfoxrz]

Even now, that Flair stuff makes me go cold

that was a moment wasnt it :)

[Corndad]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Hanso Amore]

Trips better not ever top 16. Ric earned, at minimum, the right to have the most title claims.

[ClockShot]

KNOX!

[Corndad]

Haha Mike Knox is gonna kill you Jamie.

[Triple Naitch]

Why is this necessary?

[CSL]

lol I could get used to coming back from a break to Jamie Noble :D

I'm taking it he's the new Colin Delaney nowadays

[Nark Order]

Cya Jamie

[Londoner]

Noble will be released soon enough no doubt.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Monstrous!

Take a shot!

[Hanso Amore]

Knox is much bigger than he was when he had a bowl cut with Kelly Kelly dancing on ECW.

God I love his beard.

[CSL]

lol a timer

[Londoner]

29 seconds:eek:

[Hanso Amore]

LOL I LOVE THAT CLOCK!

[CSL]

lol @ Noble's legs

[DaVe]

100% improvement on his previous best!

[Nark Order]

Hey, he almost doubled his time from last week.

[Juan]

Noble will be released soon enough no doubt.

He's a road agent, so I don't think it's that likely. On the other hand, Slaughter was cut, so who knows?

[Triple Naitch]

Wow, Lawler has on a gay shirt.

[Corndad]

The Dragon baby

[Triple Naitch]

Ricky!

[RawRocks]

Ricky Steamboat!

[Londoner]

Steamboat!

[ClockShot]

THE DRAGON!

[Nark Order]

Steamboat!

[RatedGSuperstar]

STEAMBOOOOOOOAT!

[Hanso Amore]

Terr Funk will always be in my memory, not for his Wrestling career, but for his role in Roadhouse.

[CSL]

OMFG THAT FUCKING STEAMBOAT ENTRANCE MUSIC I'VE BEEN AFTER FOREVER AND HAVE I EVER FOUND IT, HAVE I BOLLOCKS. AND NOW IT COMES INTO MY LIFE OUT OF NOWHERE TAUNTING ME LIKE THIS

[Nark Order]

SAVAGE

[Corndad]

that was such a sweet match, just watched it again the other day.

Love the commentary by Monsoon and Ventura on it to.

[Hanso Amore]

Ricky is one of the most underrated wrestlers ever.

[Juan]

that was such a sweet match, just watched it again the other day.

Love the commentary by Monsoon and Ventura on it to.

"Will you stop!?"

[Nark Order]

I'm just glad they showed Savage on WWE television.

[Hanso Amore]

Ricky Steamboat goes down as a top five worker ever.

Cue Jericho fucking with him.

[Corndad]

Steamboat Promo... wow. Guess thats where Jericho comes in tonight

[Londoner]

That's gonna be some HOF segment.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Steamboat coming up? I smell a Jericho appearance..

[Hanso Amore]

The Rock is the man when it comes to kids movies.

[Hanso Amore]

Oh, and I offically called the Jericho appearance FIRST!

Yall niggas can suck a dick, I win.

[Hanso Amore]

Sam Adam's Cherry Wheat is heaven

[shadowfoxrz]

Trips better not ever top 16. Ric earned, at minimum, the right to have the most title claims.

if it happens i wouldnt mind it. triple h has given us great moments and matches just as much as naitch.:yes:

[Londoner]

Yeppers,here comes jericho.

[CSL]

Gotta be Jericho then

[ClockShot]

Hi Jericho.

[Volare]

Sorry I'm late....I saw Vickie Guerrero...and just about said screw this.

[Nark Order]

LOL ULTIMO DRAGON

[Londoner]

(my prediction is the only one that truly matters)

[Hanso Amore]

if it happens i wouldnt mind it. triple h has given us great moments and matches just as much as naitch.:yes:

I am honest to God going to trace your IP, come to your house and punch you in the fucking mouth for saying that.

[jerichoholicninja]

ok so jericho will go after steamboat

[Triple Naitch]

Ricky looks like a Polynesian Eric Bischoff

[Londoner]

Oh he's gonna beat up Cole to hahaha.

[Londoner]

SHOCKING

[Triple Naitch]

Break down the walls

[Volare]

If you didn't see Jericho comin....you just suck.

[Nark Order]

And here we go.

[ClockShot]

*changes channel*

[Corndad]

I hope Jericho talks how Rourke lost last night just for heat lol

[jerichoholicninja]

Ricky looks kinda like Eric Bichoff

[Corndad]

HAHAHA. on cue Jericho on cue.

[Hanso Amore]

Called it!

[Londoner]

Ricky looks kinda like Eric Bichoff

Was thinking that to.

[Hanso Amore]

God, Jericho is so good. I am marking out right no as sad as it is.

[Nark Order]

Going for the heart on Rourke I guess.

[FourFifty]

I've clearly been in the wrong Raw thread for a while... Doing more watching than typing tonight, which is a good thing.

I think Jericho could pull a good match out of a sock.

[Hanso Amore]

NWA NEVER EXISTED! LOL!

[thedamndest]

SHOOTING ON WWE!

[Volare]

Wow.

[Hanso Amore]

Man, so harsh on Ricky, and so truthish.

[shadowfoxrz]

I am honest to God going to trace your IP, come to your house and punch you in the fucking mouth for saying that.

im not saying flair is bad. yes he is one of the best(hbk,taker) i grew up with triple h and the attitude era so of corse im going to say this. im not trying to incite something bro ;)

[RatedGSuperstar]

NWA NEVER EXISTED! LOL!

This comes minutes after Steamboat's induction video notes how he beat Flair for the "prestigious NWA World Heavyweight championship". :lol:

[Hanso Amore]

Jesus Christ, Jericho is so good.

[Corndad]

Wow Jericho even talking how he's an agent

[Nark Order]

Instead of a suit, you're wearing a...suit?

[Volare]

Is it just me...or does Jericho look like crap compared on the same show as Orton.

[Londoner]

Nice promo.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Wow, and Steamboat with the great response.

[Volare]

<<< Jericholic Ninja!

[Hanso Amore]

im not saying flair is bad. yes he is one of the best(hbk,taker) i grew up with triple h and the attitude era so of corse im going to say this. im not trying to incite something bro ;)

And I grew up with the Bulls winning titles, but I dont think they were better than the 60s Celtics.

You are on my list :)

[jerichoholicninja]

could we see jericho versus steamboat at WM25?

[shadowfoxrz]

I am honest to God going to trace your IP, come to your house and punch you in the fucking mouth for saying that.

but if u wanna come "punch me in the fucking mouth" JUST BRING IT BITCH...........jk i just wanted to say that:p

[Triple Naitch]

Steamboat's about to get punched in the face

[ron the dial]

And I grew up with the Bulls winning titles, but I dont think they were better than the 60s Celtics.

You are on my list :)
nah they definitely were. 72-10.

[Nark Order]

Great promo by Dragon here

[Corndad]

Wow. With such an amazing build up with these legends god I hope they pick the right one against Jericho at Mania

[ClockShot]

Wow. Piper and 'Boat brought their A games.

[Hanso Amore]

Wow, Ricky on the stick handling his own.

[Nark Order]

I did it... for The Rock

[jerichoholicninja]

and I did catch the shoutout from Ricky

[Volare]

No kidding....WTF is it with WWE being f'n awesome on the promos and storylines lately?

[Londoner]

who next week then?

[ron the dial]

this whole jericho angle recently has been gold because they guys they are giving him to work with are definitely bringing their all. it's beautiful to watch, really.

[Triple Naitch]

I'm sorry, I just lol'ed

[Hanso Amore]

nah they definitely were. 72-10.

11 titles.

Im not even a celtics fan.

But seriously.

11

[Londoner]

No kidding....WTF is it with WWE being f'n awesome on the promos and storylines lately?

Agreed.

[Hanso Amore]

Calling it again. Family. Chavo

SWERVE!

[Volare]

Vickie on Raw....DAMMIT once is enough of her damn voice.

[Nark Order]

FUCK YOU ROCK

[thedamndest]

Jericho vs. Jerry Lawler at Wrestlemania!

[Hanso Amore]

but if u wanna come "punch me in the fucking mouth" JUST BRING IT BITCH...........jk i just wanted to say that:p

I iwll kake your ass famous son.

[shadowfoxrz]

And I grew up with the Bulls winning titles, but I dont think they were better than the 60s Celtics.

You are on my list :)

list? i dont follow

[RatedGSuperstar]

So we're going to cram the Vickie/Edge/Cena and HHH/Orton storylines into the last 20 minutes?

Fuck it, that promo was worth it.

[Nark Order]

Calling it again. Family. Chavo

SWERVE!

I already called it earlier, Hanso. GET OFF MY NUTS.

[ron the dial]

Calling it again. Family. Chavo

SWERVE!
this would be hilarious, but still a bad idea.

[CSL]

Can't wait to see the reactions when Hogan comes ambling out at some point to cut Jericho down with the edge of his hand

[thedamndest]

Can't wait to see the reactions when Hogan comes ambling out at some point to cut Jericho down with the edge of his hand

I think he's back to being a man and not letting it slide.

[Afterlife]

Calling it again. Family. Chavo

SWERVE!

That shouldn't count as as swerve.

[Triple Naitch]

Jericho vs. Barry Horowitz at Wrestlemania!

Fixed.

[Volare]

Half swerve maybe.

[Afterlife]

Jericho vs. Jerry Lawler at Wrestlemania!

I'll punch you.

[Nark Order]

Botch

[RawRocks]

video with no sound

[Triple Naitch]

Huh?

[CSL]

OBEY GIANT

[Corndad]

LOL at the random shot of the Arena during commercials

[timmar]

wtf just happened. lol

[Hanso Amore]

I already called it earlier, Hanso. GET OFF MY NUTS.

Eat shit NArc. Your on my list now too.


Nah, I love you too much, I cant do it.

[Triple Naitch]

Quick! Go to the Obama guy!

[Londoner]

I'm guessing they'll just have HHH batter orton backstage at the end of raw.

[Nark Order]

Shepard Fairy? REALLY? That's his fucking name?

[Nark Order]

Eat shit NArc. Your on my list now too.


Nah, I love you too much, I cant do it.

Aw shucks.

[thedamndest]

Raw has a sizable audience of females now!

[Londoner]

John Cunta

[CSL]

Glad that WWE have been using those Gender Detecting TV's to gather their ratings

TV highlight of the weeeeeek from Todd Grisham right there

[Nark Order]

Fat chicks?

[shadowfoxrz]

Raw has a sizable audience of females now!

age 12 and under :nono:

[Nark Order]

Chavooooo

[RatedGSuperstar]

Raw has a sizable audience of females now!

Four's a crowd.

[ClockShot]

EXCUSE ME!

[Londoner]

Vickie looks odd.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

The Legends are honestly making Jericho right now to me. If it was Jericho nailing them to the wall, it would be a little boring. But with them placing there own legacy aside and promoting Jericho, it's making him.

[ClockShot]

This is a PG show. Again Cena encourages stalking.

[CSL]

It's been a week, John. Need to sort that patience thing out. You'd probably have killed your family already if this was still the 80's

[Corndad]

Poor Chavo.

[FourFifty]

Called it in the other Raw thread.

[Londoner]

fuckin weak.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lol, fighting Chavo is so intimidating

[Hanso Amore]

Narc....Share the pride

[Nark Order]

Chavo, called it

[ron the dial]

lol fucking chavo come on

[RatedGSuperstar]

BAHAHAHAHAHA! OOOOOH CHAVOOOOOOO!

Fuck it, since half of Smackdown is on the show this week, let's have Shelton Benjamin and MVP cost him the match or something.

[shadowfoxrz]

CHAVO!!!!!! squash :(

[Volare]

Squash match thank god.

[Corndad]

Bigger Jobber Chavo or Kane?

[Londoner]

Is that Chavo or Jamie Noble?

[Nark Order]

And...it's over.

[DaVe]

What does burying Chavo in 30 seconds do?

[ClockShot]

Didn't break a sweat.

[shadowfoxrz]

theres one way to fit both segments cena/vicky 10 seconds lol

[thedamndest]

They probably gave Michael Cole a "Michael Cole Bingo" card and told him if he gets a BINGO he's fired.

[ron the dial]

oh yeah sledgehammer!

[RatedGSuperstar]

Orton kidnapped Sledgy!

[Londoner]

a break now?!?!!?! wtf

[ClockShot]

Legend Killer on the move.

And he's got friends.

[Nark Order]

SLEDGY IS JOINING LEGACY?!?!

[shadowfoxrz]

Bigger Jobber Chavo or Kane?

leave kane alone....hes had enough shame :*(

[RawRocks]

King: "Look's like Orton brought some protection!" ... thats funny

[thedamndest]

He's brought protection.

[RatedGSuperstar]

SLEDGY IS JOINING LEGACY?!?!

His father was MC Hammer.

[Londoner]

SLEDGY IS JOINING LEGACY?!?!

major swerve!

[thedamndest]

His father was MC Hammer.

He has a sibling named Sister Sledge. :shifty:

[shadowfoxrz]

its about damn time killzone 2. its taken only 3 years......FAIL

[Volare]

Damn...Trips should yell at sledgy, and I would mark like hell!

[Afterlife]

Nothin' like John Cena when you really want to squander a main event.

[thedamndest]

AC/DC finally picked a song!

[shadowfoxrz]

not even shawn can help koslov

[Nark Order]

Man, all these huge things happening lately. Christian returns, Trips and Edge win their belts, and now Sledgy turns heel.

[Hanso Amore]

Ortons fucking thighs are amazing.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Haha...CAWdy and Ted looking behind them when they walk out. Paranoia makes for great TV.

[jerichoholicninja]

i have a feeling something epic will happen. it usually seems like when they run really late something epic happens.

[Hanso Amore]

I sound so gay

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lol, This entrance is always the shit. Everytime that theme hit, I always get the impression that no matter what happened the week before, or how chicken shit he acts, this is Orton's show. Raw IS Orton.

[Nark Order]

Ortons fucking thighs are amazing.

Come on.

[CSL]

I bet Randy Orton says at least 4 words

[DaVe]

So has Grisham been standing in the car park for the last hour?

[Hanso Amore]

Cawdy has looked and been amazing lately.

He wears his kneed guards low, old school.

[CSL]

I bet Randy Orton says at least 4 words

CALLED IT

[Londoner]

hahahahaha

[Nark Order]

Breaking the 4th wall

[timmar]

i fucking hate ortan

[Hanso Amore]

Come on.

Look at them

Twice as thick as the res of Legacy.

He is a specimen.

[thedamndest]

Triple H needs to get a faster car.

[Londoner]

i fucking hate ortan

We fucking hate you

[ron the dial]

orton is just spot on. i love it.

[Hanso Amore]

Orton must be greatness...until he started kickng McMahons, we couldnt make 9 pages on raw threads.

[Hanso Amore]

Now we have 20 pages with the 2 threads.

[Innovator]

Orton called the McMahons "out of touch", YES

[shadowfoxrz]

So has Grisham been standing in the car park for the last hour?

serves him right. grisham cnat get in the area, vince hates him....lol:rofl:

[Nark Order]

lol, other thread retards

[Lux]

We fucking hate you

[ClockShot]

We do, Randy. We here at TPWW love you.

[ron the dial]

whoa fuck off narc

[Londoner]

Great promo.

[shadowfoxrz]

i fucking hate ortan

ortan?-FAIL

[Volare]

DAMN this promo is awesome!

[Lux]

lol, other thread retards

Its from the previous week Narc :roll: