Raw is War Thread (2/23/09)

[Juan]

Confirmed for tonight:

JBL vs. HBM

Kozlov appearance

HHH appearance

MITB Qualifying Match: CM Punk vs. The Miz vs. John Morrison

[parkmania]

Does Koslov go after HBM or Jiggletits?

[Xero]

When did RAW become a WAR again?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

you son of a bitch

[parkmania]

When Orton RKO'ed HHH's wife.

[Juan]

you son of a bitch

DTA!

[Triple Naitch]

When did RAW become a WAR again?

When Juan and Supreme started dueling Raw threads... :shifty:

[Supreme Olajuwon]

it's my fault for trying to be a tad creative with my thread

I should've just used a generic robotic blog post like yours

[Juan]

it's my fault for trying to be a tad creative with my thread

I should've just used a generic robotic blog post like yours

Only the wisest of people truly learn from their mistakes. I hope you're one of the lucky ones.

[RatedGSuperstar]

http://s603.photobucket.com/albums/tt117/tpwwcaps/02-15-09/RAW/075.jpg

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I'm keeping my thread active. You losers have fun in here.

OUT. 1.

[Triple Naitch]

I'm so torn on which thread...

[Juan]

You should probably go with the one that was created first....

[Juan]

Really looking forward to that Triple Threat match tbh

[Juan]

Something tells me Miz is going over though...

[Londoner]

I'm so torn on which thread...

Aye, same here. :lol:

[RatedGSuperstar]

The triple threat should be interesting. I wonder if they're going to tease an In Crowd break up again, or if the Colons wander into Raw to cost them the match, or they're just going to take turns beating the shit out of Punk.

Since it's a Punk match, though, it's pretty much guaranteed to be a rushed 5-minute match put on right before a show-ending Orton/HHH segment.

[4 knuckles up]

Something tells me Miz is going over though...

I think that Punk will go through. Firstly, he's got the odds stacked against him, which means in the WWE world he has the advantage here. Secondly, I think Carlito and Primo will interfere some how.

I'd like to see Morrison win it, mind you!

/And I'll follow this RAW thread, seeing as how it was made before the other one.

Edit: Looks like great minds think alike, RGS! :p

[Juan]

I think that Punk will go through. Firstly, he's got the odds stacked against him, which means in the WWE world he has the advantage here. Secondly, I think Carlito and Primo will interfere some how.

I'd like to see Morrison win it, mind you!

/And I'll follow this RAW thread, seeing as how it was made before the other one.

I'm just hoping Punk doesn't win. It'll be a waste if he does, because there'll be no IC match at Mania (again) and it's not like he's going to win the case again.

[Triple Naitch]

But who should Punk face at 'Mania then? I'm not interested in him and Regal anymore.

[Juan]

Well if the Miz goes over like I think he should, it would open the door for a Punk/Morrison match.

[Triple Naitch]

That would be good. I would love to see a ladder match between the two, but it won't happen at 'Mania.

[Mr. C]

I could see Punk defending the title at Mania against Ted DiBiase. You all are forgetting that when you’re put to star in a movie, you’re in for a push.

[4 knuckles up]

I'm just hoping Punk doesn't win. It'll be a waste if he does, because there'll be no IC match at Mania (again) and it's not like he's going to win the case again.

Exactly. I get the feeling that the two guys that loose will go on to face off in another qualifier- Or maybe some clusterfuck battle royale in a few weeks to see who'll get the last spot.

[Nark Order]

If only The Miz had abs.

[Fabien Barthez]

got stream?

[Krimzon7]

I didn't think that The In Crowd would be relegated to the MITB match. I really thought that they'd have a tag team match on the WM Card. I can't wait to see the match, which should be good.

[RatedGSuperstar]

got stream?

http://livewrestling-hd.com/ should have it in 10 minutes or so...they usually do.

[Krimzon7]

A punk/morrison feud...would that equal a miz morrison break up?

[Juan]

I hope not. I mean, it has to happen eventually, but NOT THIS WAY!

[RatedGSuperstar]

I really just wish that they keep the In Crowd as one of those teams that they eventually break up without a feud. As awesome as the promos would be for that, I kinda hope they just officially draft Morrison over to Raw or something and break them up by having them on different brands. That way, they can occasionally team up every now and then down the road without WWE expecting us to forget them kicking each other's ass for a couple months.

[Juan]

I really just wish that they keep the In Crowd as one of those teams that they eventually break up without a feud. As awesome as the promos would be for that, I kinda hope they just officially draft Morrison over to Raw or something and break them up by having them on different brands. That way, they can occasionally team up every now and then down the road without WWE expecting us to forget them kicking each other's ass for a couple months.

That's not a bad idea at all.

[Juan]

Also, I'm thinking Kozlov inadvertently costs JBL the match...

[Krimzon7]

I hope not. I mean, it has to happen eventually, but NOT THIS WAY!


BINGO!!!

[Nark Order]

Koslov and JBL in the same ring doesn't sound all that great to me.

[Krimzon7]

Here we go...

[Nark Order]

MONTAGE

[Corndad]

Good Lord we even got Dueling threads this week.

[RatedGSuperstar]

I love the end of this montage where HHH's breathing sounds like some kind of demon.

[Triple Naitch]

The forum is split between Supreme and Juan. This is like the West Side Story of TPWW threads.

[Triple Naitch]

Vickie...again?

[RatedGSuperstar]

EXCUUUUUSE ME~!

[RGWhat316]

Sick ass RKO to Steph last week.
EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!!

[Nark Order]

Vickie now?

[Nark Order]

You're excused, damn.

[Londoner]

Meh.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Vickie's in charge of both shows! Epic heat!

"Thanks for all of your support, it means a lot."

[Nark Order]

Vicky is in charge!

[Krimzon7]

Excuse me!!!!


Legacy.

[Nark Order]

Maybe we'll see some Edge.

[Londoner]

This excuse rubbish is waaaay overdone.

oh ffs now its Cena.

[RGWhat316]

Cena could actually be funny if he pulls this off right.

[Nark Order]

Boooooooooooo

[RatedGSuperstar]

The only way to guarantee Cena gets cheered: put him up against Vickie and Edge.

[Nark Order]

I CAN SEE HIM

[jerichoholicninja]

"Vickie is pooopy!"
John Cena

[Londoner]

hahaha cheap shot at mike adamle

[Nark Order]

Why have we never seen these board of directors?

[RatedGSuperstar]

Cena reads TPWW!

[Nark Order]

LOL!!! VINTAGE!

[Triple Naitch]

Holy fuck! Vintage Michael Cole? Cena just made a funny!

[jerichoholicninja]

at least he's making fun of Micheal Cole. That's vintage John Cena right there.

[Krimzon7]

Adamle! Vintage Cena...wait that was funny!

[RGWhat316]

Ok so far so good.

[Corndad]

HAHAHA That was actually funny Cena.

[Nark Order]

To be fair, I don't care about Cena either.

[Krimzon7]

So no edge cena at mania!

[Londoner]

So smackdown has both world titles atm?

[Corndad]

Edge and Big Show?

[RatedGSuperstar]

Cena's pretty retarded when it comes to cashing in title shots.

[Nark Order]

Orton

[RGWhat316]

Oh I would love to see Rated RKO for one more night.

[jerichoholicninja]

if this means no Cena/Edge at Wrestlemania I'm for it.

[RGWhat316]

Cena's pretty retarded when it comes to cashing in title shots.

Yeah that got him far at No Way Out last year, lol.

[Krimzon7]

shoot!

[Juan]

Edge is so good on the mic

[Triple Naitch]

He has been on his A-game lately mic-wise

[Corndad]

you know what Juan positive repped in in the No Way Out Thread. The hell with it. I'm stayin in here.

[Krimzon7]

good promo time.

[Triple Naitch]

Edge really deserves more credit. He is making Cena likeable.

[Juan]

EXCUSE ME!

[RGWhat316]

I can only be around for a little while, but Juan has repped me a few times, so I'm here now.

[Juan]

Sick burn by Vickie

[Fox]

Woo hoo Monday Night RAW! Maybe Lex Luger will come back again who knows?!

[Krimzon7]

Family, Friend...Her Cut buddy?

[Londoner]

Handicap match.

[Nark Order]

lol, gonna be Chavo.

[Corndad]

Man I was hopin all 3 of those guys would be in the MITB

[Juan]

Legacy is in the building

[RatedGSuperstar]

LMAO at Priceless looking around before giving Orton the clear to come out of the car, then they all haul ass into the locker room.

I realize it makes Orton look like a little bitch compared to the almighty HHH, but for whatever reason I'm finding it entertaining.

[Londoner]

LMAO at Priceless looking around before giving Orton the clear to come out of the car, then they all haul ass into the locker room.

Great segment that.:y:

[Afterlife]

Cena and Edge are boring as hell so far.

[Juan]

That new Street fighter movie is gonna be shit.

[RGWhat316]

Legacy look like secret service men now.

[Juan]

Cena and Edge are boring as hell so far.

The crowd was eating it up! What more do you want?

[Afterlife]

I want to be entertained.

[Krimzon7]

Legacy is HERE!

[Juan]

That Undertaker graphic is pretty sick tbh

[Fox]

I smell an Undertaker appearance later tonight.

[Londoner]

Morrison better win this.

[Fox]

lol "at the 25th anniversary of WrestleMania!"

[Juan]

No Lilian Garcia?? This Raw is getting better by the minute

[Juan]

Let's go MIZ!

[Krimzon7]

April will tell him no.

[RatedGSuperstar]

That Undertaker graphic is pretty sick tbh

They made him look like Raiden from Mortal Kombat.

Wow, MITB Triple Threat to open. And Justin Roberts instead of Lillian Garcia. Awesome.

[Londoner]

Miz is just..weird.

[CSL]

Miz is no Owen Hart, that's for sure

[Savio]

Except kennedy

[CSL]

NOW LISTEN!

[Juan]

Miz's theme has been growing on me

[Fox]

Damn Miz and his stupid Justin Timberlake hat.

[Krimzon7]

Morrison better win this.

Morrison always dupes the miz in these scenarios. This will be the first qualifier...Morrison has on jobbing clothes.

[Krimzon7]

Damn Miz and his stupid Justin Timberlake hat.


Long live the Miami Sharks!

[Fox]

One way or another, either the WWE Tag Titles or the IC Title will NOT be defended at WrestleMania after this match is over.

[Krimzon7]

I'm thinking both. Controversy reigns supreme

[jerichoholicninja]

Miz should wear his hat during matches like Todd Bridges did on CCW.

[Londoner]

One way or another, either the WWE Tag Titles or the IC Title will NOT be defended at WrestleMania after this match is over.

Unless the tag titles(or IC title if punk wins this) get dropped before WM.

[Corndad]

When was the last IC title match at Mania? Was it like Regal/RVD at WM 18? thats the last one I remember

[Nark Order]

FUCK DWAYNE JOHNSON

[RatedGSuperstar]

Christ, can we get one CM Punk match that's not interrupted by a commercial? I'm pretty sure they'd find a way to work a commercial break into a PPV match if Punk was in it.

[Juan]

FUCK DWAYNE JOHNSON

Rocky sux

[Fox]

When was the last IC title match at Mania? Was it like Regal/RVD at WM 18? thats the last one I remember

That would be it.

[Krimzon7]

The ratings don't like Punk

[Nark Order]

Yeah! CM Punk outpopped DX!!

[Juan]

Morrison with the sick spot on the outside

[Fox]

Holy shit at Morrison's shooting star press off the apron. How the hell do you let that spot happen during a commercial? Come on.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Punk and Morrison work great together. 6-month long feud, plz.

[Fox]

WWE needs more triple threat matches. Just sayin.

[Londoner]

Nice move by miz.

[Krimzon7]

Punk and Morrison work great together. 6-month long feud, plz.

They should always have a rivalry between them, like HHH/Rock

[Londoner]

lol wow they nearly fucked that up big time

[RGWhat316]

That was a pretty sick move.

[Nark Order]

Huge

[Fox]

Good match so far. These guys are the future of the WWE.

[Fox]

punk wins! punk wins! punk wins!

[RGWhat316]

What the hell?

[Triple Naitch]

Punk wins.

[Londoner]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

wrong result,damnit

[Krimzon7]

that was absolutely gay.

[CSL]

That little Morrison/Miz exchange was horrendous

And no IC title at Mania

[Juan]

lol I was accidentally posting in the other thread for a minute

[CSL]

Nice finish though

[Juan]

Why does WWE refuse to book the IC title at Mania??

[RatedGSuperstar]

Great match overall, IMO.

It'll be interesting to see what happens with the In Crowd after this. Hopefully they keep up the rivalry with "the colons" instead of breaking up already.

[Fox]

Maybe we will get a decent WWE Tag Title match at Mania.

[Corndad]

Wow, suprised Punk won. I'm guessing they get Morrison in the match in some Last Chance Match or something. I remember he was pretty sick in the match last year.

[Krimzon7]

HHH said only three things in that 'Intense' interview... Orton must have one hell of a promo set up.

[Londoner]

God i hate HHH's 'acting' skills on these interviews.

[Juan]

Great match overall, IMO.


Maybe we will get a decent WWE Tag Title match at Mania.


Agreed :y:

[Krimzon7]

god dammit, that should be on ps3

[Fox]

Why does WWE refuse to book the IC title at Mania??

The IC title used to be the stepping stone toward being a main eventer. Now it's Money in the Bank. I guess that's why the IC Champion is so regularly booked in MITB. I do not agree with it, and think that Punk vs. Regal in a submission match or something would be far better, but whatever. Punk wins!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I'm ok with the ending there, it was a good spot to finish.

[Londoner]

Agreed :y:

Don't get ya hopes up.

[4 knuckles up]

Looks like we'll see the tag titles on the line at mania! :D

[Juan]

Don't get ya hopes up.

Well I'm banking on the idea that there is NO way the In Crowd will not be book at WM.

[Triple Naitch]

Oh I got that answer right!

[Juan]

POP QUIZ

[Krimzon7]

here we fucking go. Fast forward...

[Londoner]

BOORRRRRIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGG

[Krimzon7]

That's the A ROID pause!!!

[Londoner]

lmao, tbh

[Krimzon7]

hhh and a-rod had the same pr coach!

[Londoner]

'puts his hands on my wife'

CROWD CHEERS

[RatedGSuperstar]

Eh, I dunno. I think this angle works better with Triple H being so mad he can't even string together a few sentences without having to take a deep breath to keep from exploding. It's definitely better than having him stand in the middle of the ring and cut the same 15-minute promo we've seen for the past 10 years.

[thedamndest]

You had your hands on her ASS!

/Al Pacino in Heat

[ron the dial]

i did not like that segment

[RatedGSuperstar]

Rhodes: WE WERE TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT~!

[thedamndest]

...And now, get your "Stephanie is the Mother of My Children" t-shirt at WWESHOP.com!

[Juan]

i did not like that segment

Same here. Corny as fuck tbh

[Londoner]

i did not like that segment

It was awful.

[Fox]

Cody has fish lips.

[Krimzon7]

santino!

[Juan]

lol WHAT? Santino has the unibrow back??

[Triple Naitch]

Lol, Santino made me chuckle.

[ron the dial]

we are very much in the love

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I see you got some... pretty strong abomables

[CSL]

Dolph Ziggler is still alive

[Juan]

Ziggler sighting

[RatedGSuperstar]

Dolph + Santino = Gold.

[Fox]

Glamarella's intern? lol

[Krimzon7]

abominals!!!!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I like Legacy's response to Triple H's interview honestly.

[Juan]

Shut up Dwayne Johnson

[Fox]

Dolph Ziggler looks like Billy Gunn minus 40lbs.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Shut up taker707

[Juan]

I've been loving The Lost and Damned

[thedamndest]

Hi I'm Dwayne Johnson. You may remember me from such films as The Scorpion King and Doom and *cough being in the WWE from 1996 to 2002* cough

[Juan]

lol thed

[Krimzon7]

Legacy's response was good. those two will do good things in the E I also hope that CAWdy gets the IC title, and Dibiasi busts out the Million Dollar Belt. Three singles champs, one stable = gold

Book that nuggas!

[RatedGSuperstar]

Piss break!

[Triple Naitch]

Cryme Tyme just killed this segment for me.

[Londoner]

Santino just saved it.

[thedamndest]

HNIC

[Krimzon7]

I stand by my prediction

[RatedGSuperstar]

Good God Rosa is hot.

[jerichoholicninja]

So why is Dolph Ziggler randomly put in this match?

[Krimzon7]

michael cole made me laugh!

[Corndad]

Well the "How much will they keep Shad on the outside" watch is on again

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Melina and Beth have some fairly good spots, they just end very anti-climatic ways.

[Londoner]

SANTINO SANTINO SANTINO

[Triple Naitch]

Ziggler's tights are...I can't even think of a word for them.

[Juan]

lol Ziggler with the Zebra tights

[Krimzon7]

Ziggler's tights are...I can't even think of a word for them.
queer :y: fixed that for ya!

[ron the dial]

i love ziggler's look, at the very least. perfect level of tackiness.

[CSL]

I smell a potential Dolph/Beth thing

Ziggler and Santino warring over her affections could be hilarious in places

[RatedGSuperstar]

This match sucks, so here's some Rosa.

http://www.allbuzz.net/wwe/pictures/melina_roucka_3.jpg

[Corndad]

Holy Potatoes. They let Shad wrestle this week

[CSL]

lol Santino offering Beth the tag

[Krimzon7]

hilarious!

[Juan]

lol Santino

[Londoner]

Glad thats over...

[The Fonz]

This match sucks, so here's some Rosa.

http://www.allbuzz.net/wwe/pictures/melina_roucka_3.jpg

Looks like an asian Barbie doll.

[Krimzon7]

and now the gang bang.

[Corndad]

God Bless Santino.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Holy shit, Rosa is even more spectacular than I already knew she was.

[Afterlife]

I also really hate JTG.

[Corndad]

Rosa is nice but all I have to say is...







http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/4145/20070107mickieps3.jpg

[Afterlife]

Holy Potatoes. They let Shad wrestle this week

Well, they let him in the ring. Wouldn't call it "wrestling".

[CSL]

That's the first good Rosa pic I've seen. Bunch of her on WWE.com are not good

[Krimzon7]

God almighty, I would eat her ovaries.

[Krimzon7]

AC/DC for mania? ok, i'm listening...

[CSL]

lol @ people jumping on Shad because apparently he's in the bad books. Never heard any of it before. In fact if anything, JTG used to get the stick

[Juan]

The Marine II: Adrian's Revenge

[Londoner]

Wow,Cena sucks at acting.

[Krimzon7]

Shad did a good job, they're probably evaluating him. Shad has great size and can brawl. He's good.

[RatedGSuperstar]

I fucking hate this trailer.

I'm surprised it doesn't involve Cena FU'ing the guy and locking in the STF(U) when he cuffs him.

[Londoner]

i dunno why i said wow, I knew it already.

[Krimzon7]

Wow,Cena sucks at everything.

[Innovator]

JIGGLES!

[Londoner]

HBKKKKKKKKKK

[CSL]

Shawn has his smile 2 straight weeks

[Corndad]

Wow that lady was way too excited.

[CSL]

lol that really wasn't a flattering camera angle for JBL

[thedamndest]

Shad should be fine, as long as they don't split up Cryme Tyme for no reason and then not have anything for him. As I said in another thread, he's decent in the ring (for what he does) and the WWE likes the big man, so between those things I could see him getting a few shots.

[Londoner]

HBK V Taker, would be fucking amazing.

[Londoner]

Words can not describe...

[RatedGSuperstar]

So how long do they let this go before Kozlov comes in and decimates everyone, resulting in a no contest?

[Juan]

HBK V Taker, WILL be fucking amazing.

[Krimzon7]

but, fucking amazing is pretty good.

[thedamndest]

Is there any porn of Shawn Michaels' wife? I know she was a Nitro Girl...

[Londoner]

Shit match so far...

[Krimzon7]

THAT would be fucking amazing

[Londoner]

:shifty:

[CSL]

Meh for HBK/Taker. Just not feeling it, no idea why. The match is guaranteed to be very good though. Hopefully, I'll be more into it with some (hopefully Kozlov-free) good build up

[Afterlife]

JBL's torso is very upsetting.

[jerichoholicninja]

so which legend will jericho rip on tonight?

[thedamndest]

Holy shit Jeff Goldblum on Criminal Intent?

[RatedGSuperstar]

so which legend will jericho rip on tonight?

I'd guess Lawler after the way he reacted to Jericho beating down Piper last week.

[thedamndest]

Does that mean that the guy that was on Sex and the City isn't on anymore? Because I never watch episodes when he is the detective.

[CSL]

so which legend will jericho rip on tonight?

Pretty much the only thing I'm watching for, except maybe Trips/Orton