Official Raw is Jeritron Thread (3/02/09)

[Kane Knight]

KK, someday we will become the awkward , unwilling tag team

HAWT.

[Krimzon7]

EPISODIC!

BINGO!!!

[Hanso Amore]

HAWT.

Goddamn right.

The Tranny and Tranny lover team up to beat the heel foreigners.

[RawRocks]

Kozlov's undefeated singles record ends tonight

[Krimzon7]

Verteran instincts, Vintage Shawn Michaels

[Lux]

I was pulling for HBK but now I kinda want Kozlov to take it.

[Londoner]

If HBK gets a good match out of this guy, he truly is the greatest.

[Krimzon7]

So far so meh...

[RawRocks]

oh come on with the commercials!

[Hanso Amore]

I cannot wait until the streak ends. But there is no one in line that is worthy.

[Triple Naitch]

lol, Hanso. I saw you posted in the NFL thread. :lol:

[Londoner]

Kozlov will win,and it will be streak v streak. :(

[ClockShot]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[Innovator]

LUDVIG BORGA! LEX LUGER! THAT SUBMISSION MANEUVER!

[Innovator]

if we hear vintage in this match, Cole hits the trifecta

[Corndad]

The only recent Mania I thought the Streak should have gone down was 21 where he faced Orton. After that its in their best interest really to keep it going as already have a built in storyline every year for Mania

[Krimzon7]

There have been a lot of piss breaks in this edition of the longest running episodic series on Television...

[Triple Naitch]

if we hear vintage in this match, Cole hits the trifecta

I would have BINGO.

[Krimzon7]

VINTAGE FLYING FOREARM

[Innovator]

VINTAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

[jerichoholicninja]

Ok. Cole has to be trying to say vintage as often as possible. There was no reason to throw that one in there.

[Krimzon7]

I already hit bingo, pimpin!*displaying signs of blackness*

[Triple Naitch]

BINGO.

[Triple Naitch]

Krimzon's Whiteness: 78
Krimzon's Blackness: 2

[Londoner]

Ok. Cole has to be trying to say vintage as often as possible. There was no reason to throw that one in there.

he must be reading TPWW.

[Krimzon7]

shooting star press would own...

[Londoner]

YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Innovator]

http://www.411mania.com/siteimages/colebingo_13480.jpg

[Krimzon7]

Finally the streak ends...

[ClockShot]

Wow. Kozlov doesn't even try to kick out.

[Londoner]

HBK v TAKER

[thedamndest]

How is the Undertaker not Mr. Wrestlemania?

[Corndad]

Taker baby

[Innovator]

TAAAAAAAAAAAAKER

[Triple Naitch]

I can see it now.

Vladimir Kozlov. Still undefeated on SmackDown!

[RawRocks]

Hey Cole, if you are reading this.. tell us its a RARE appearance by the Undertaker on Raw!

[Hanso Amore]

Best Feud of 1997 brought to 2009

[Innovator]

Well, this match has me sold on Mania

[Corndad]

I love Pre-Mania TV as you actually get all the stars together again. Damn they need to combine the rosters.

[Hanso Amore]

How is the Undertaker not Mr. Wrestlemania?

Cause he has beat so many jobbers.

[Londoner]

Well, this match has me sold on Mania

same here

[Hanso Amore]

Mr. Wresltemania vs the Streak....good idea.

[Hanso Amore]

The next guy to post sucks my cock

[Johnny Vegas]

HBK v. UT: Who will job????? Stay tuned

[Hanso Amore]

HBK v. UT: Who will job????? Stay tuned

You lose my friend.

Get to sucking...

[jerichoholicninja]

Lawler uses his laptop to post on TPWW during the shows and tells Cole what to say based on our posts.

[FourFifty]

I can see it now.

Vladimir Kozlov. Still undefeated on SmackDown!

Hmph, they did the same thing with Umaga.

[ClockShot]

God I hope this movie bombs.

[Triple Naitch]

Was Cena just holding a puggle?

[Londoner]

Lawler uses his laptop to post on TPWW during the shows and tells Cole what to say based on our posts.

I don't doubt that one bit.

[Londoner]

lmao

Cena's definitely winning tonight

[Corndad]

Watts

[Londoner]

Inducted by JR

[ClockShot]

Wow. Bisch with jet black hair.

[Corndad]

Mapquested it lol

[Krimzon7]

yeah, so edge can win it back at Mania!!! I can pray.

[jerichoholicninja]

"I mapquested it."
Edge

[thedamndest]

It's only a disturbing visit if you watch ECW LOLOLOL HOLLAAAA

[owenbrown]

Edge is gonna get screwed outta the title by the Cena marks. :'(

[RawRocks]

if we hear an "Excuse Me!" from Vickie.. Hanso must suck my dick!

[Londoner]

Oh well,this match will help me get to sleep atleast.

[jerichoholicninja]

No Vickie at all tonight.

[Krimzon7]

The motherfucking man...

[Triple Naitch]

Serious Edge fucking rules.

[Londoner]

love edge's theme

[Corndad]

Wow this is gonna be short isnt it.

[Krimzon7]

edges theme is almost timeless! there's a Hof'er!

[Kane Knight]

if we hear an "Excuse Me!" from Vickie.. Hanso must suck my dick!

He'll close his eyes and picture Danielle Foxxx.

[Londoner]

Wow this is gonna be short isnt it.

Yes,thankfully.

[Londoner]

Getting tired of all the ads.

[Triple Naitch]

He'll close his eyes and picture Danielle Foxxx.

I am afraid to Google Image search her.

[Triple Naitch]

Anybody know when Watchmen is coming out? :roll:

[Krimzon7]

not the biggest fan of edges red.

[Fabien Barthez]

Commercials during every single match so far. Sweet. Except maybe the womens match? I don't know.

Best thing I've seen all night is the ECW results.... MitB is going to suck 7 flavours of dickcheese.

[FourFifty]

I'm glad we don't hear the Cena fans called "Cenamaniacs."

[jerichoholicninja]

If I hear vintage one more time...

[Hanso Amore]

He'll close his eyes and picture Danielle Foxxx.

Dear god yes

[Krimzon7]

Anybody know when Watchmen is coming out? :roll:

that...name, where have i heard that name before? :shifty:

[owenbrown]

I wish the ref would fast count when Cena is pinned.

[Triple Naitch]

Sunset Flip?

[FourFifty]

If I hear vintage one more time...

That's some vintage tpww right there!

[Johnny Vegas]

CMON CENA

[Londoner]

If I hear vintage one more time...

VINTAGE VINTAGE VINTAGE VINTAGE VINTAGE

[Triple Naitch]

You can't hear typing :shifty:

[Innovator]

SHARPSHOOTER!

[Corndad]

Sharpshooter???

[thedamndest]

HOW MUCH DAMAGE WAS DONE?

[ClockShot]

SHARPSHOOTER!

[Triple Naitch]

SHARPSHOOTER!

[Innovator]

RING THE BELL!

[Londoner]

Love this move

[owenbrown]

RING THE FUCKING BELL!

[jerichoholicninja]

SHARPSHOOTER! RING THE BELL!!!

[Innovator]

RING THE FUCKING BELL!

[Hanso Amore]

WORST SHARPSHOOTER EVER

[Triple Naitch]

...A very sloppy Sharpshooter...

[Triple Naitch]

I really hope Edge just says "Fuck this" and leaves.

[Krimzon7]

a screwjob woulda beeen classic!

[Innovator]

god dammit

[thedamndest]

Had Edge ever seen a Sharpshooter?

[Innovator]

Edge should have cut kicked Cena in the nuts and left

[Triple Naitch]

Why did I know he was gonna kick out?

[Corndad]

wow. if Edge is legit hurt and match going this long its pretty impressive.

[Londoner]

meh

[Johnny Vegas]

YEESSS CENA IS GOING TO WIN

[Londoner]

YEEEEEEEEEES!

[Triple Naitch]

Oh thank god.

[Innovator]

AHAHAHA

[ClockShot]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FourFifty]

If Edge is dropping the title title tonight they could have put this match off until Maina, no prob, just like this. Book it as right right after a Diva match, before Money In The Bank, followed by HBK vs


Hmmmmmm.... Edge isn't dropping the title tonight. That makes me happy!

[jerichoholicninja]

WTF?

[Londoner]

VINTAGE EDGE

[Innovator]

Stop your bitching Cena, you lost

[Triple Naitch]

Edge's red tights wouldn't be so bad if the boots weren't also red.

[Krimzon7]

edge is hurt man

[jerichoholicninja]

Upon further review, that was an awesome finish.

[Innovator]

Yup, 3 way

[ClockShot]

Show vs. Edge?

[ClockShot]

EXCUSE ME!

[FourFifty]

That lady has some sexy cankles!

[FourFifty]

.........................Why The Big Show?

[Triple Naitch]

So let's see. Cena challenges Big Show and if he wins, it's a triple threat. :roll:

[Londoner]

Big show v edge at WM?

[jerichoholicninja]

Vickie - "...The Big Show!"
Crowd - silence

[Hanso Amore]

Is cena vs show vs edge enough for WM?

[Innovator]

Edge is awesome

[ClockShot]

Wow. When was the last time she came in and out that quiet?

[FourFifty]

So it's Big Show vs Edge, HHH vs Orton.... Cena vs Swagger?

[Londoner]

lol@edges face

[RawRocks]

that made zero sense whatsoever

[Johnny Vegas]

BIG SHOW V EDGE WILL DRAW

[thedamndest]

Yes! BIG SHOW!

[RawRocks]

Wow. When was the last time she came in and out that quiet?

i wonder that too :wtf:

[Londoner]

This could be the strangest WM card ever.

[thedamndest]

Because Big Show pinned Cena on Smackdown last week DO NONE OF YOU WATCH SD???

[Juan]

Commercials during every single match so far. Sweet. Except maybe the womens match? I don't know.

Best thing I've seen all night is the ECW results.... MitB is going to suck 7 flavours of dickcheese.

No offense, but your constant negativity irks me for some reason.

[Corndad]

Good lord atleast we have Taker/HBK to look forward to.

[Hornicane]

I liked the finish. Show's been alright lately, and it's good that they actually have him involved in something.

[TNASUCKS]

So it's Big Show vs Edge, HHH vs Orton.... Cena vs Swagger?
or maybe Cena Vs Hogan ? has been talked about before

[Fabien Barthez]

No offense, but your constant negativity irks me for some reason.

Well, Ok. But I don't see why we have to watch about 25 minutes of entrances, and lose roughly 16 minutes of actual matches due to commercials.

If it irks you so, then I will just get excited about ring entrances and long winded promos...

[Juan]

My comment was directed at what you said about the MITB match. I think it's a little premature to condemn the match.

[Fabien Barthez]

Have you read the ECW results?

[Juan]

Yeah, but still.

Everyone thought the Raw Elimination Chamber was going to suck, but it didn't. Just wait and see, I dunno.

[Fabien Barthez]

This is a ladder match though. I didn't think the Raw chamber was going to be bad in the first place. I wasn't sure storyline wize, but I thought the match would be entertaining. You just can't get too annoyed at my displeasure in what is an appauling booking decision for a match at mania.

[Juan]

Fair enough, but I doubt it'll be any worse then when an over-the-hill Ric Flair was in the MITB match. Just sayin...

[Fabien Barthez]

Well, he had RVD, Shelton Benjamin, Matt Hardy and Lashley to pick up the slack..

I suppose it depends on the other 3 guys, but how many spot monkeys are there who aren't going to be booked elsewhere to make this match look good?

[Jeritron]

Really fun show. ECW was great too. After the show went off the air, Big Show came down to the ring and cut a promo on Cena. He said he must feel like a huge loser. Cena said "you need an attitude adjustment", and delivered it.

Kofi faced Regal in a pretty damn good dark match to kick the show off (before ECW).

Some bigtime heat for Vickie and Jericho.
Huge pops for Cena, HHH, Christian, Michaels and Taker.
Probably in that order.

From where we were, Jericho could be seen right before he crashed through the Pit set. Pretty funny.

There was a 6 man tag dark match advertised between Cena and DX vs Orton and Legacy. It just didn't happen though. I guess they switched it for the Cena/Edge title match on the Raw card. Maybe they were trying to sell the restraining order between HHH and Orton?
I dunno. That not going down, and Punk not being there were the only minor dissapointments, but the rest of the show was fun as hell.


Some other thoughts:

You guys do realize that Cena will get inserted into that Edge vs Big Show match to make it a triple threat right? There's 33 days left. I believe Edge vs Big Show will be the main event just about as much as I believed Big Show and HHH would be the main event in 2000.

Oh and the certain someone who's in the MITB match is obviously 1 entrant out of 8, who is there for comedic value. Most likely, he'll try to climb the ladder and fail, then he'll take a huge spot and be out of the match for the duration.
Why not put him in there for a comedy moment and a big spot? It's not like all 8 guys see a lot of action anyways. The other 7 guys are more than enough athletic talent.
Kane was in the original money in the bank. He's a solid choice in my opinion.
Pretty sure Rey will end up in it anyways. Shelton, Bourne, and Kofi too.
It's still gonna be fun. Chill out guys.

[thedamndest]

You're wrong Jeritron, Cena will probably not even be at Wrestlemania because Michael Cole said so on this episodic edition of this vintage Raw.

[thedamndest]

Judging from those spoilers, I both won't understand and will not care for ECW tomorrow night.

[Jeritron]

"Is it just me or..." coming soon from THEDAMNDEST!

[thedamndest]

Probably gonna happen soon.

[Fabien Barthez]

It won't be 8 man. and Shelton will probably face MVP I think.

[Jeritron]

Yes it will be 8 man, as that's already been announced, and somehow I doubt there'll be a US title match on the card.

[Jeritron]

I dunno maybe there will, but since there are the two World title main events, the ECW title match, Taker vs HBM, Jericho vs ?, Matt vs Jeff, a womens title match of some kind and possibly a tag team title bout, I highly doubt you'll be seeing a Shelton/MVP match when they'd fit better in MITB.
There may also be plans involving JBL. I don't think overloading the card with a bunch of matches has been the WWE's method in the past years.

[Lock Jaw]

Tag Teams? At a PPV?! You're talking crazy!

[Jeritron]

I think the US title would be inserted into the MITB, before Miz and Morrison are left off the card.
I think Miz and Morrison vs The Colons vs Priceless vs Cryme Tmye could occur

[Juan]

Yes it will be 8 man, as that's already been announced, and somehow I doubt there'll be a US title match on the card.

Yeah they mentioned it a few times today during the triple threat.

[Lux]

Shelton + MITB = needs to happen.

[Krimzon7]

so much for a african american getting a triumph at the 25th anniversary of WrestleMania...

[Fabien Barthez]

Yes it will be 8 man, as that's already been announced, and somehow I doubt there'll be a US title match on the card.

And they said it would be 8 man last year.

[Innovator]

Well I don't think they planned on Jeff mething out

[Team Sheep]

And they said it would be 8 man last year.

It was 8 men at 23, and was 8 men last year until Jeff got suspended, so they just left it at 7.

[Team Sheep]

I also agree with Jeritron about MITB, 1 fat guy out of 8 won't be a big loss to the match. And yeah, it will be funny.

[Jeritron]

At any given time, only 2 or 3 guys are actually in action. The rest are playing dead next to the ring. The audience can only focus on one thing at a time. This is why it doesnt really matter.

[The Fonz]

so much for a african american getting a triumph at the 25th anniversary of WrestleMania...

Mark Henry is gonna climb that ladder. He'll show you, you'll see.

[Krimzon7]

He'll climb the ladder, then the ladder will break, then he'll tear a quad, then he'll squash and kill Rey...GO HEnry!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Sharpshooter???

No...Doesn't anyone here remember the Edgecator? I mean, I know he hasn't used it in years, but even I knew that was NOT a sharpshooter.:nono:

[Mooияakeя™]

Refuse to watch it live as too many breaks and I'm actually finding it better if I get more than 2 hours sleep as I have to be up at 6am.

Decent RAW, the build up is still strong.

But something griped the fuck out of me.

SOMEONE BODY PLEASE GIVE MICHAEL COLE A FUCKING MOVE NAME SHEET!!!

Everything is "high impact move" or "devastating manoeuvre".

[Fabien Barthez]

I stand corrected about the US title thing.....


SPOILERZZZZZZZZZZZZ


Sorry... but yeah, I was wrong. :-\

[Lux]

Refuse to watch it live as too many breaks and I'm actually finding it better if I get more than 2 hours sleep as I have to be up at 6am.

Decent RAW, the build up is still strong.

But something griped the fuck out of me.

SOMEONE BODY PLEASE GIVE MICHAEL COLE A FUCKING MOVE NAME SHEET!!!

Everything is "high impact move" or "devastating manoeuvre".

Tell us more about this "manoeuvre"

[Mooияakeя™]

Tell us more about this "manoeuvre"

It was the impaler that Edge did. The one thing I like about Ross. He knows and calls manoeuvres. Sorta miss that on RAW and all PPV's. Really desperate for Ross to call all matches.

[Lux]

Ok, just wondering.