Official Raw is Jeritron Thread (3/02/09)

[ClockShot]

Might as well get this up early instead of the clusterfuck we had last week.

See ya in an hour.

[Juan]

Confirmed for tonight:

Royal Rumble winner Randy Orton will decide which title he will challenge for at Wrestlemania.

Rey Mysterio vs. Mike Knox vs. Kane - Winner gets a spot in the Money in the Bank match at WrestleMania.

Shawn Michaels vs. Vladimir Kozlov will face The Undertaker at Wrestlemania.

The next WWE Hall of Fame nominee announced

[Juan]

Way to go

[Juan]

Plus, Jeritron will be in attendance!

[CSL]

At least you tried this week :)

[CSL]

lol wow

[Juan]

I call dibs

[Triple Naitch]

Third time's a charm. :D

[CSL]

I will bump this in a week fuckers, let it sink

[CSL]

Too soon

[Juan]

Also, Undertaker and Jimmy Snuka are in the house.

[jerichoholicninja]

I'm choosing this one due to the Jericho-themed title.

[Triple Naitch]

Just wanted to make a statement.

Mods can close if they want.

[jerichoholicninja]

Anyone else think Knox is winning?

[Angelina2K]

I'm choosing this one due to the Jericho-themed title.

What he said

[Juan]

Anyone else think Knox is winning?


I really hope not. I'm a Knox fan, but I'd rather see Mysterio in MITB

[Funky Fly]

Let's take it easy with all of these before it becomes RAW IS FUNKY FLY BANS YOUR ASS, k?

[Londoner]

Could be a good raw.

[Angelina2K]

Heavens No I hope not, I'd much rather see Mysterio in MITB

[Londoner]

lol@all the threads, btw

[Triple Naitch]

Yeah, big men like Kane and Knox aren't fit for MITB.

ECW Match for tomorrow.
Mark Henry vs. Santino Marella for a MITB spot. :roll:

[CSL]

Mine was ahead of it's time Fly, ahead of it's time. In a week, everybody will look back and be all 'Y'all remember that CSL RAW thread? Good times man, good times'.

Don't be suprised if there's mutiny, just saying

[CSL]

Yeah, big men like Kane and Knox aren't fit for MITB.

ECW Match for tomorrow.
Mark Henry vs. Santino Marella for a MITB spot. :roll:

Could be part of Santino's face turn. Wouldn't be suprised to see somebody cost Henry that match. I doubt it but ya never know

[Funky Fly]

Come on, man. A RAW thread a week before the the show?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Fuck Juan I'm not watching Raw

[Juan]

Fuck Juan I'm not watching Raw

:D

[jerichoholicninja]

On second thought, while I'd like to see Knox win, it's rather obvious Mysterio will win by doing a double 619 to both Kane and Knox.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Once again my thread would've been so much better. The wrestling forum is just like WWE nowadays, full of talentless fat kids.

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

They all got merged.

[Juan]

Once again my thread would've been so much better. The wrestling forum is just like WWE nowadays, full of talentless fat kids.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y42/GilGrissomCSI/how_rude.jpg

[Lux]

Already looks like an interesting night thanks to this thread.

[Corndad]

Wow atleast we got one thread this week. Curious to see what Legend comes out this week for the Jericho Segment.

[ClockShot]

Wow atleast we got one thread this week. Curious to see what Legend comes out this week for the Jericho Segment.

See post #11

[Corndad]

Nevermind just read Snuka is there so thats probably the answer to my previous question

[Corndad]

well here we go...

[ClockShot]

Evening folks.

[FourFifty]

What's Up Bitches!!!???!!!???

[Londoner]

HHH/the mcmahons acted these scenes so poorly.

[Johnny Vegas]

Its on hoes

[Lux]

RKO!

[Londoner]

Gee,i wonder which one Ortons going to pick.

[Lux]

Oh shit son.

[Londoner]

ffs

[Corndad]

Oh geez Cenas totally winning the title tonight.

[Lux]

Edge/Cena #8

woohoo

[Londoner]

oooh its piper!

[Corndad]

Woah a Pit baby!!!

[Triple Naitch]

Piper's Pit?!?!?!

[Corndad]

haha Jericho

[Londoner]

or not hahah

[ClockShot]

In Cena's backyard no doubt.

WHAT THE.............PIPER'S PIT?!?!?!

[Triple Naitch]

SO I guess it's Piper vs. Jericho at WM

[Johnny Vegas]

Y2J

[Lux]

Jericho? This should be interesting.

[Corndad]

Please tell me it ends with Snuka getting a Coconut in the head haha

[FourFifty]

Not sure what I feel about the show so far....

[ClockShot]

Yeah. I bet Cena wins and Randy challenges him soon after.

[Londoner]

Jericho's pit

[Johnny Vegas]

The best badguy on RAW in the past 3 years

[Londoner]

Yeah. I bet Cena wins and Randy challenges him soon after.

Yup

[FourFifty]

Great flash back!

[ClockShot]

SUPER SUPER SUPERFLY!

[Triple Naitch]

Lovin the Superfly Synthesizer Theme

[ClockShot]

Sim to show up?

[Londoner]

Lovin the Superfly Synthesizer Theme

:y:

[ClockShot]

Jimmy looks like he's in la la land.

[RawRocks]

Jimmy thinking... "lets just get this fucking shit over with"

[FourFifty]

You think Jericho can pull a good match out of Jimmy Snuka?

[Corndad]

Where's the coconut lol

[ClockShot]

COCONUTS!

[Johnny Vegas]

Lol Jericho is the fuckin mane

[Londoner]

LOL

[Krimzon7]

What's the sitches bitches!!! This Jericho segment is ok...

[FourFifty]

:rofl: Greatest Heel Jericho EVER!!!!

[FourFifty]

WTF ending was that?

[ClockShot]

Lame.

[ClockShot]

Nevermind.

[Johnny Vegas]

LOOL

[Corndad]

HAHA he broke the set on his head. Outstanding.

[Londoner]

That had to happen really,

[FourFifty]

.........never mind.

OH SNAP!!!!

[Krimzon7]

Yes! Fuck old people up!!!

[Lux]

Saw this coming

[Triple Naitch]

Nice :y: That cardboard really makes an impact as a weapon.

[Krimzon7]

We want the Walls!!!!

[Lux]

Beat him down! Give it to him!

[Londoner]

Ouch....

[Krimzon7]

Where the fuck is Sin???

[Triple Naitch]

Hey Jericho, Hollywood Hogan wants his belt back.

[Lux]

GET THE COCONUT

[Londoner]

hahahahaa

[Lux]

Fuck you WWE!

Wheres the coconut shot FFS

[Johnny Vegas]

That smirk Jericho does is trademark

[ClockShot]

Deuce get fired or something?

[RawRocks]

who is next week? Sgt. Slaughter?

[Triple Naitch]

I hope Iron Sheik

[jerichoholicninja]

Jericho broke the walls down...




...lamest joke ever.

[Krimzon7]

Snuka has more hair than Michaels!

[FourFifty]

Calling it now- Sometime before WM it'll be Jericho vs The King.

[Krimzon7]

Edge must be legit hurt :(

[Krimzon7]

WTF another Triple Threat? And this fucking midget!!!

[RawRocks]

Lillian's back

[FourFifty]

PLEASE LET IT BE NOT REY THAT WINS!!!!!

[Kane Knight]

So I miss Jericho, and get Mysterio instead.

[Lux]

I hate Rey.

[Triple Naitch]

Somehow, I just don't see Cena winning tonight.

[RawRocks]

No to the Midget
No to the Paul Bunyan wannabe
Yes to Kane

[Kane Knight]

Lillian's back

They need someone to say Rrrrrrrrrey MYSTERIO!

[thedamndest]

VINTAGE PISS BREAK!

[Krimzon7]

:roll: as the IWC jizzes for Knox...

Well we get the piss break early, Mysterio for the win over Kane...

[Londoner]

Kane might just win this..

[Krimzon7]

THeddy!!!

[Krimzon7]

Kane might just win this..
What bizarro world are you from? Witch Mountain???

[Kane Knight]

Rey's the underdog in this match? No shit! He's the only wrestler who's an underdog in a match against Max Mini.

[Corndad]

Mysterio is the logical choice here especially how strong he looked in EC at No Way Out

[Krimzon7]

Mysterio is the logical choice here especially how much merchandise he moves

fixed that for ya pal!

[Corndad]

fixed that for ya pal!

This is true too. Wonder how that Mike Knox Beard for Kids is selling these days? lol

[Lux]

Kane might just win this..

I would enjoy that.

[Londoner]

BORING

[Hanso Amore]

IF Knox Beefed up hs arms, he could be one of the best big men in years.

[RawRocks]

Kane NEEDS TO win this..

fixed... part 2

[Londoner]

wow rey is so fucking boring

[Hanso Amore]

I hate that wheelbarrow bulldog....

Like, if you were knox....just dont lift him up.....


Scout ahead people

[jerichoholicninja]

How many times has Cole said underdog in this match already?

[Londoner]

what a weak 619

[Londoner]

YES!!

[Hanso Amore]

KANE YES

[Lux]

YES!

[Londoner]

GEE I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING

[Corndad]

Holy shit Kane did win

[Krimzon7]

SWERVE

[Kane Knight]

Annnnd here's your winner....The big red jobber!

[jerichoholicninja]

KANE WINS! KANE WINS!

[RawRocks]

Thank you WWE!

[ClockShot]

Oh my.

[ClockShot]

DO IT AGAIN!

[Krimzon7]

The win was worth it just ot put over the movie one more time...I love to hear Mysterio scream!!!

[RawRocks]

the wwe writers have common sense after all

[Hanso Amore]

So Henry Punk and KAne?


Worst MITB yet?

[Triple Naitch]

Kane and Mark Henry in the MITB? The anti-athletic MITB this year.

[Hanso Amore]

Annnnd here's your winner....The big red jobber!

Yay, KK is here :)

[Londoner]

How crap was rey in that match though? I mean fucking hell

[jerichoholicninja]

Randy Johnson should go into wrestling when he retires.

[Lux]

YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE!!

[Triple Naitch]

Ironman is still my most memorable match ever.

[Londoner]

Interesting flashback here

[Krimzon7]

Pretty gay MITB so far...

But this does allow for A helluva US Title match, And potentially a Tag Team Unification match.

[Hanso Amore]

And HHH jobbed in 11 seconds

[Hanso Amore]

I have never liked Hart, But that match was amazing.

[Corndad]

I miss Vince doing old school commentary.

[Krimzon7]

This Iron Man Match made me a Wrestling Mark. God almighty I have goosebumps.

[Triple Naitch]

I remember they gave away pieces of the mat if you ordered the PPV.

[ClockShot]

Nice flashback.

[FourFifty]

KANE YES


WHAT!!!!!! I USED THAT MATCH AS A BATHROOM BREAK AND I MISSED KANE WINNING!!??!?!?!

[Hanso Amore]

I remember they gave away pieces of the mat if you ordered the PPV.

I bought said piece in 1998.

[Corndad]

Wow a Mickie Sighting!

[Lux]

Hopefully you can...... Mickie??

[Lux]

Oh god, K2

why?

[Triple Naitch]

I've missed Kelly

[Krimzon7]

I love Mickey...Fucking smoking.

[Hanso Amore]

I would suck the shit out of Mickies ass.

Kelly to a lesser extent.

[Kane Knight]

Piss break.

[RawRocks]

speaking of piss breaks

[Johnny Vegas]

If i could have one wish, i would want Kelly and Mickie James to gangbang me

[Krimzon7]

DOesn't burn notice sound like you're going to find you you have a STD?

[Londoner]

Ahhh,a true piss break this is.

[Lux]

Fuck K2

give me some Katie Lea!

[Kane Knight]

I would suck the shit out of Mickies ass.

Kelly to a lesser extent.

And I thought your love of trannies was gross. :|

[FourFifty]

WTF is Mayrse doing here?

[Corndad]

Both Womans champions??

[ClockShot]

Wow. Maryse makes an appearance.

Women's titles next to be unified?

[jerichoholicninja]

Why does Maryse have a Russian accent? I thought she was Canadian.

[Londoner]

Can't stand this shit*turns channel over for now*

[Triple Naitch]

Maryse :love: (there should be a whacking-off symbol)

[Corndad]

Is this setting up a Woman's unification thing at Mania?

[RawRocks]

i guess they are going to unify the women's titles?

[FourFifty]

Oh Snap! She just went PG13, PG13!!!!!

[Krimzon7]

there's a sound...:naughty:
fap fap fap...

[Kane Knight]

Worst. Color Commentary. Ever.

[Kane Knight]

OMG. WOMENS TITLES TO BE UNIFIED?

[Londoner]

omgz

[Krimzon7]

MELina!!!! Ficking hot!!!

[jerichoholicninja]

Is it just me or has Kelly Kelly gotten less attractive since she first showed up. Don't get me wrong, she's still hot but less hot than a few years ago.

[ClockShot]

Oh yeah. Women's titles are definately gonna get merged.

Writers are starting to get on track.

[RawRocks]

with SmackDown in its current state with MyShitwork TV, I wouldn't be shock to see a roster merge with SmackCrap and Raw

[Corndad]

Oh yeah. Women's titles are definately gonna get merged.

Writers are starting to get on track.

Exactly shouldn't have even had that 2nd Title.

[Triple Naitch]

The Diva's Title is irrelevant on SmackDown. They should just make the Women's title cross-branded.

[Londoner]

I would love it if the rosters merged.

[thedamndest]

Is there a match where you can just take Maryse out back and shoot her rather than bother merging the Womens' titles?

[ClockShot]

Exactly shouldn't have even had that 2nd Title.

That was obvious even before that fucking idea was concocted.

[FourFifty]

This is the second or third time they aired this promo this week.... Can't really complain, at least we see Cryme Tyme on tv.

[ClockShot]

LEGACY!

IN FULL FORCE!

[Londoner]

damnit, another break :mad:

[Corndad]

Watch them swerve and have Orton go against Swagger for the ECW title or something lol

[Krimzon7]

Or try to unify the titles!!! How awesome would that be?

[RawRocks]

Watch them swerve and have Orton go against Swagger for the ECW title or something lol

which would be another sign of a complete roster merge :y:

[Krimzon7]

Orton on both shows would be Boss.

[Triple Naitch]

Edge or Cena? Why, Orton?

[jerichoholicninja]

Attitude era pressing charges angle. I like it.

[Krimzon7]

Xero! we called it!!!

[FourFifty]

..................................................................this is gayer than tranny porn.........

[Hanso Amore]

I love how all his "Lawyers" need to carry briefcases to show they are legit.

[ClockShot]

Whoa. Game is going to Jail.

Do not pass GO, do not collect $200.

[Hanso Amore]

..................................................................this is gayer than tranny porn.........

Fuck you and your White Trash Kane Tattoo

[Innovator]

Ortond 2009

[Triple Naitch]

Shouldn't he only need one lawyer to press charges? Paying all those lawyers is just a waste of money. He needs a money manager.

[Londoner]

uh ohez

[Lux]

Oh boy, here comes Trips.

[Hanso Amore]

Shouldn't he only need one lawyer to press charges? Paying all those lawyers is just a waste of money. He needs a money manager.

He will be the next HBK.

[Lux]

I love how all his "Lawyers" need to carry briefcases to show they are legit.

:lol:

[Krimzon7]

LOL rent a cops fresh from FCW

[Londoner]

Why does that sledgehammer bounce so high!?

[ClockShot]

Not all of them.

[Kane Knight]

Good God, this is slow and boring.

[ClockShot]

Come on, Randy. Take them both on.

[Hanso Amore]

Remember? When you beat the CHild murderer?

[Kane Knight]

..................................................................this is gayer than tranny porn.........

HEY!

[FourFifty]

The best part about Randy Orton in the main event is it gives Triple H a great way to shine.

[Lux]

PUNT HIM IN THE HEAD!

[Hanso Amore]

You dont have what it takes.....to beat me at WM 1 year ago

[Krimzon7]

oh shit, he called him boy! gutless. those are fighting words.

[Corndad]

Boo the Lawyer BOO!

[Hanso Amore]

HEY!

KK, someday we will become the awkward , unwilling tag team

[Hanso Amore]

NEVER LISTEN TO LAWYERS CHILDREN!

[owenbrown]

jeez how monotone can that "lawyer" be?

[jerichoholicninja]

Is Tim Gunn Randy's lawyer?

[RawRocks]

the lawyer speaks!

[Krimzon7]

Suitcases and flashlights

[Londoner]

oh ffs

[owenbrown]

fucking robotic

[Hanso Amore]

Classic "If you are provocted rules" In which Legacy will attack HHH.

[ClockShot]

Awwww. This sucks.

So where does this leave Edge/Cena?

[Hanso Amore]

Man, HHH must feel bad about the whole DX vs Macmahon thing.

[Krimzon7]

Way to save this segment Orton

[Hanso Amore]

Awwww. This sucks.

So where does this leave Edge/Cena?

Just like you said it.

Cena wont get o edge until WM when he will win the title.

[Londoner]

This is so poorly written

[Londoner]

I bet they acted this so many times earlier or something

[ClockShot]

I doubt it, Trips.

[Johnny Vegas]

damn, that was a hell of a segment

[Hanso Amore]

MORTAL COMBAT!

HBK vs Kozlov

[Corndad]

Orton should have said he was gonna tear HHH's quad again...

[Hanso Amore]

He should have said Test Stretched Stephs Vaggggggg

[Innovator]

So how is HHH the face in this? He's avenging the McMahons

[Innovator]

Why is Chewbacca on Endor?

[Innovator]

THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE

[RawRocks]

He should have said Test Stretched Stephs Vaggggggg

how awesome would it be to see Test come out of nowhere and align himself with Legacy and Orton?

[Londoner]

So how is HHH the face in this? He's avenging the McMahons

That's partly why its so weird.

HBKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[Innovator]

EPISODIC!

[ClockShot]

Ya. Bring your stupid bull.

Or something along those lines.

[Londoner]

Kozlov mad Kozlov kill