RAW Captions - 03/02/09

[Xero]

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[Xero]

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Kozlov: I'M A BETTER WRESTLER THAN TRIPLE H! :o

[Xero]

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Sensing Triple H is in the vicinity, Belty activates his forcefield, freezing Jericho and Cena in the process.

[Theo Dious]

...I'm not seeing any pictures here...

[Xero]

Anyone else having problems? Because I see them fine.

[Xero]

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Michael Cole thinks he'll get away with paying Lawler the Pimp in invisible money.

[Triple Naitch]

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Jericho: Easy, Snuka. Piper didn't give you the stink eye. It's just a poster.


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HHH: Randy, your fly is down. And Ted has some shit on his lips.

[GD]

Dude the images just vanished.

[Xero]

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Jericho: So you're saying the banana is the atheist's nightmare?
Snuka: That I am. The proof is indisputable.

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Jericho: Say that again.
Snuka: The proof. Is indisputable.
Jericho: ..................


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Jericho: I'VE GOT YOUR "INDISPUTABLE PROOF" RIGHT HERE!
Snuka: MUFF MUH MAH!

[Xero]

Dude the images just vanished.

Still working fine for me, even after clearing cache.

If it keeps up I'll have to find a different host, but it may just be the volume of images.

[Theo Dious]

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"I will NOT be leaving this stage until I find the son of a bitch that took my thumb.

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"I got your thumbs right here, brah!"

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Jericho: Seriously, man, the older you get, the more you look like the Indian from the village people.

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Jimmy demonstrates Hawaiian rules football.

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Jericho seethes with anger as part of the set robs him of his sweet vengeance.

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The AMA's new rules for CPR are just weird.

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The Three Wise Men followed a star to reach Bethehem. Rey would follow this star to reach a snack bar behind section C-12.

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...and Mike Knox was NO Santa Claus.

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New WWE concept: Hosses and High Kicks. Response: rampant apathy.

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Kane and Mike Knox reenact the classic scene from Alien.

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Referee: Wait... was Kane SUPPOSED to win this match? ...shit, I'm fired, aren't I?

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Maryse: Do you know how many hardons we're causing right now?
Melina: Yeah, why do you THINK you're getting paid? TALENT?!

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Orton: Instead of a match tonight, Legacy will be bringing you a reenactment of West Side Story!

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Unlike Mysterio, these three wise men would actually follow the star to a Wrestlemania appearance with some MEANING behind it.

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Triple H: Arrested? So attempted vehicular homicide, offering contracts on peoples' careers, and actually hitting people with sledgehammers is fine, but almost hitting someone with a slegehammer gets me the cops?

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Triple H: The only reason you get to keep that penis is because the Kliq says you can.

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Triple H: See, look how the beard defines my jaw and chin. It's way masculine, you should get one.

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Referee: JESUS CHRIST HE'S GOT WOOD!

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Shawn: Ooh, a penny!

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When the Undertaker has hearburn, there's only one antacid good enough to make sure that the dead can walk...

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Dude, I had to just wrestle a match, and you get to just stand there???

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Hell yeah, I don't even have to say anything, and I get paid for a TV appearance!

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If Edge so much as breathes, the belt is going to scissor his erection clean off.

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Vickie: Um, Paul, I think we accidentally grabbed each others' clothes.
Big Show: Yeah... accidentally... :shifty:

[Executioner]

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While sitting on the Ultra-High Invisible toilet...John Cena tries to prove that Edge is Poopy...

[Lock Jaw]

As forever and always... not reading any before I do mine.

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Jericho: And that is why I am founding the Four Horsemen of the Hypocralypse.

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And so the WWE was stuck in the past after HHH shattered the time-space continuum with his sledgehammer. Man, WWE would be so awesome if they did stories like that.

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Snuka: KIRBY IMPERSONATION, GO!! *suck*

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Snuka: FIVE DOLLARS! FIVE DOLLARS!!
Jericho: Whoa... whoa... easy... your ad clearly says only two dolla-
Snuka: FIVE DOLLARS!

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Break the walls down!

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Jericho: NEED. MORE. STRIPES!!

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Choreographed Thriller Dance Fail.

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Mike Knox: There appears to be something stuck on the bottom of my shoe, mayhaps a piece of gum. *bends down* Upon closer inspection, it seems to just be Rey Mysterio.

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King: *thinking* Maryse is wearing shiny gold just like me... that's totally a sign.

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Ref: PAUSE! Someone call Ryan Clark!

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HHH: Is that a Gas Gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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Michael Cole: Vintage Lex Luger!

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Cena: High Five! No one? No... come on... please?

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Cena: ... No one wants to play with me.

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Nine days for Xero's sig?! WHAT WILL IT BE?!

[Vastardikai]

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Jimmy Buffet makes his long awaited WWE return.

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Chris: ...And I cut your cocaine up into lines, using a razor I stole from Scott Hall. and once it was fine and in the perfect lines, I snorted them... one by one...

Jimmy: You son of a bitch!

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Jimmy: I'll kill you like I killed that one whore: In a Crack rage!

Chris: You mean <s>Benoit</s> that guy Vastardikai made up isn't the only murderer in this business?

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Jimmy: God Damn it, Roddy, you only paid for one!

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The WWE is so intent on pushing Rey that they decided to stretch him out by his index fingers until he reaches 6'3"

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Ref: Dem some fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine tittays!

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The ref picks the damnedest times to demand a handjob.

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Mickie dives for that Vastardikai lovin' :naughty:

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Maryse: I love you, Kitana!

Mileena: *facepalm*

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Fan in green and white hoodie: Dude, I just filled the cup!

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Cody and Ted were mesmerized by the gay porn being shown on the Titan-Tron.

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Randy: I'm not saying that I'm gonna get squashed at 'Mania, but I am gonna have to walk Triple H's dog starting next week.

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Triple H plays a Judge this week, going through the latest Village people Auditions.

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Hunter: Don't forget to clean up my dog's shit down there...

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Hunter: ...with your tongue!

Randy: :wtf:

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Randy: By the way, I left a little "Present" in your bag.

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Rhyno's greatest hit!

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Vladimir: Vince, where do you want your talking HBK Statue?

Shawn: For the last time, I'm not a statue, I'm real!

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even Lil' Naytch is far from immune when Stevie decides to bust out Surprise Buttsex!

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Vince: And I want you to job to the Undertaker at Wrestlemania!

Shawn: That's it! I lost my smile!

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John tries to bring back a Steve Austin classic, but with a PG-twist. Sadly, no one wants to throw him any Root Beer.

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At last, photographic proof that John Cena has his head up his ass!

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John: What have I become? My sweetest friend? Everyone I know, goes away in the end...

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And it's at this moment that Edge realizes that his storyline revolves around him banging a fat chick in a mumu.

[interforce]

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Orton was gutted to have had to do the whole promo knowing he had pissed himself

[FourFifty]

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NO ONE CAN ESCAPE TEH MASTER LOCK!!!!1!!!111!!!!!!one!!!!!eleven!!!11!!!!

[Haze]

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Snuka's attempt at being Spiderman proved to be an epic fail.

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Jericho: Dude, don't do it...think about your teeth!

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Triple H: You dropped your pocket.

Orton: I'm not falling for that one again.

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Orton & Triple H: RHYNO!

[parkmania]

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Ric Flair: TRADEMARK INFRINGEMENT!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!!


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Spider-Man: TRADEMARK INFRINGEMENT!!!!


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Snuka: I'm the bocci champion of the world!


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Jericho throws the world's smallest suitcase at Snuka.


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WM25 sign: NOOOOOOOO!!!!


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Hillbilly Jim: You're almost there, son. One more year and your beard will be as good as mine.


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Cole: King, we missed you and Melina at the pretaping meeting. What happened?
King and Melina: NOTHING!
Cole: :roll:


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Ref: Your winner: Mrs. Ref Boobs!


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Melina: Shit! You broke my nose! Now people are gonna start calling ME "Meltyface" too!


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Ted: Dammit, Cody! We said GREY shirts! GREY!


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Shawn's flexibility isn't what it once was. Kinda like his hairline.


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John desperately tried to tag in Sean O'Haire.


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Cena: I LOST?!?! They told me I would never lose!
Bret Hart: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Mooияakeя™]

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Do you think they're fake? Shall I poke them? eh? Shall I, shall I?

[Nicky Fives]

Cole: Jerry, if you add their ages together, they still don't reach yours
King: (smiling) the blond one can't add

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[CSL]

This week on 'Party @ Kane's'

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Rey: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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Both: CONGAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

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Mike Knox: TICKLE TICKLE TICKLE!!

Rey: :rofl:

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Kane: Lightweights :roll:

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Trips: CHOPPY CHOPPY YOUR PEE PEE-UHHH

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Cena took a time out to sit on the Edge (hur hur) of the glass ceiling and ponder

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After the riser malfunctioned and his retro-Brood entrance failed, the stricken Edge was forced to ask Big Show for help

[GD]

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Kane pays homage to the "Y2J" gimmick after hitting Rey Mysterio with consecutive powerbombs.

[GD]

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Triple H: After all these years Brandy...

Randy: It's Ran...

Triple H: It doesn't matter what you name is!!!!

[GD]

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Ref: 2 thumbs up for the nice lady's tits.

[GD]

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Edge: DADA ?

Show: :lol:

[GD]

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Cena: BONER TIME!!!!

[GD]

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Cole: And Shawn makes the cover 1, 2... Ohhhhh My!

Cole: Ladies and Gentlemen, Shawn Michaels is defying gravity!

King: Look up there! it's Jesus Christ! Ah!

Jesus Christ: :wave:

Charles Robinson: ZOMG!

Cole: NO NOT THIS WAY...NOT THIS WAY! GOD DAMMIT!

Jesus Christ: :o

Crowd: Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!

Jesus Christ: :foc:

[GD]

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Chris Jericho: No you see Jon Bon Jovi has five and I have four.