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RAW Captions - 03/02/09
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![]() Kozlov: I'M A BETTER WRESTLER THAN TRIPLE H!
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Sensing Triple H is in the vicinity, Belty activates his forcefield, freezing Jericho and Cena in the process. |
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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...I'm not seeing any pictures here...
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He's Here
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Anyone else having problems? Because I see them fine.
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He's Here
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Michael Cole thinks he'll get away with paying Lawler the Pimp in invisible money. |
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Formerly Fausto Carmona
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Jericho: Easy, Snuka. Piper didn't give you the stink eye. It's just a poster. HHH: Randy, your fly is down. And Ted has some shit on his lips. |
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Dude the images just vanished.
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He's Here
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Jericho: So you're saying the banana is the atheist's nightmare? Snuka: That I am. The proof is indisputable. Jericho: Say that again. Snuka: The proof. Is indisputable. Jericho: .................. Jericho: I'VE GOT YOUR "INDISPUTABLE PROOF" RIGHT HERE! Snuka: MUFF MUH MAH! Last edited by Xero; 03-03-2009 at 09:57 PM. |
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He's Here
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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![]() "I will NOT be leaving this stage until I find the son of a bitch that took my thumb. ![]() "I got your thumbs right here, brah!" ![]() Jericho: Seriously, man, the older you get, the more you look like the Indian from the village people. ![]() Jimmy demonstrates Hawaiian rules football. ![]() Jericho seethes with anger as part of the set robs him of his sweet vengeance. ![]() The AMA's new rules for CPR are just weird. ![]() The Three Wise Men followed a star to reach Bethehem. Rey would follow this star to reach a snack bar behind section C-12. ![]() ...and Mike Knox was NO Santa Claus. ![]() New WWE concept: Hosses and High Kicks. Response: rampant apathy. ![]() Kane and Mike Knox reenact the classic scene from Alien. ![]() Referee: Wait... was Kane SUPPOSED to win this match? ...shit, I'm fired, aren't I? ![]() Maryse: Do you know how many hardons we're causing right now? Melina: Yeah, why do you THINK you're getting paid? TALENT?! ![]() Orton: Instead of a match tonight, Legacy will be bringing you a reenactment of West Side Story! ![]() Unlike Mysterio, these three wise men would actually follow the star to a Wrestlemania appearance with some MEANING behind it. ![]() Triple H: Arrested? So attempted vehicular homicide, offering contracts on peoples' careers, and actually hitting people with sledgehammers is fine, but almost hitting someone with a slegehammer gets me the cops? ![]() Triple H: The only reason you get to keep that penis is because the Kliq says you can. ![]() Triple H: See, look how the beard defines my jaw and chin. It's way masculine, you should get one. ![]() Referee: JESUS CHRIST HE'S GOT WOOD! ![]() Shawn: Ooh, a penny! ![]() When the Undertaker has hearburn, there's only one antacid good enough to make sure that the dead can walk... ![]() Dude, I had to just wrestle a match, and you get to just stand there??? ![]() Hell yeah, I don't even have to say anything, and I get paid for a TV appearance! ![]() If Edge so much as breathes, the belt is going to scissor his erection clean off. ![]() Vickie: Um, Paul, I think we accidentally grabbed each others' clothes. Big Show: Yeah... accidentally...
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I'm A Tazz Dan Guy
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While sitting on the Ultra-High Invisible toilet...John Cena tries to prove that Edge is Poopy... |
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Is Finkle
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As forever and always... not reading any before I do mine.
![]() Jericho: And that is why I am founding the Four Horsemen of the Hypocralypse. And so the WWE was stuck in the past after HHH shattered the time-space continuum with his sledgehammer. Man, WWE would be so awesome if they did stories like that. ![]() Snuka: KIRBY IMPERSONATION, GO!! *suck* ![]() Snuka: FIVE DOLLARS! FIVE DOLLARS!! Jericho: Whoa... whoa... easy... your ad clearly says only two dolla- Snuka: FIVE DOLLARS! ![]() Break the walls down! Jericho: NEED. MORE. STRIPES!! ![]() Choreographed Thriller Dance Fail. Mike Knox: There appears to be something stuck on the bottom of my shoe, mayhaps a piece of gum. *bends down* Upon closer inspection, it seems to just be Rey Mysterio. King: *thinking* Maryse is wearing shiny gold just like me... that's totally a sign. Ref: PAUSE! Someone call Ryan Clark! HHH: Is that a Gas Gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Michael Cole: Vintage Lex Luger! Cena: High Five! No one? No... come on... please? Cena: ... No one wants to play with me. Nine days for Xero's sig?! WHAT WILL IT BE?! |
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Taller than Adam Cole
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Jimmy Buffet makes his long awaited WWE return. Chris: ...And I cut your cocaine up into lines, using a razor I stole from Scott Hall. and once it was fine and in the perfect lines, I snorted them... one by one... Jimmy: You son of a bitch! Jimmy: I'll kill you like I killed that one whore: In a Crack rage! Chris: You mean Jimmy: God Damn it, Roddy, you only paid for one! The WWE is so intent on pushing Rey that they decided to stretch him out by his index fingers until he reaches 6'3" Ref: Dem some fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine tittays! The ref picks the damnedest times to demand a handjob. Mickie dives for that Vastardikai lovin' ![]() Maryse: I love you, Kitana! Mileena: *facepalm* Fan in green and white hoodie: Dude, I just filled the cup! Cody and Ted were mesmerized by the gay porn being shown on the Titan-Tron. Randy: I'm not saying that I'm gonna get squashed at 'Mania, but I am gonna have to walk Triple H's dog starting next week. Triple H plays a Judge this week, going through the latest Village people Auditions. Hunter: Don't forget to clean up my dog's shit down there... Hunter: ...with your tongue! Randy: ![]() Randy: By the way, I left a little "Present" in your bag. Rhyno's greatest hit! Vladimir: Vince, where do you want your talking HBK Statue? Shawn: For the last time, I'm not a statue, I'm real! even Lil' Naytch is far from immune when Stevie decides to bust out Surprise Buttsex! Vince: And I want you to job to the Undertaker at Wrestlemania! Shawn: That's it! I lost my smile! John tries to bring back a Steve Austin classic, but with a PG-twist. Sadly, no one wants to throw him any Root Beer. At last, photographic proof that John Cena has his head up his ass! John: What have I become? My sweetest friend? Everyone I know, goes away in the end... And it's at this moment that Edge realizes that his storyline revolves around him banging a fat chick in a mumu. |
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![]() Orton was gutted to have had to do the whole promo knowing he had pissed himself |
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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![]() NO ONE CAN ESCAPE TEH MASTER LOCK!!!!1!!!111!!!!!!one!!!!!eleven!!!11!!!! |
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Daddy's Home
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![]() Snuka's attempt at being Spiderman proved to be an epic fail. Jericho: Dude, don't do it...think about your teeth! Triple H: You dropped your pocket. Orton: I'm not falling for that one again. Orton & Triple H: RHYNO! |
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#BUCTOBER
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Ric Flair: TRADEMARK INFRINGEMENT!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!! Spider-Man: TRADEMARK INFRINGEMENT!!!! Snuka: I'm the bocci champion of the world! Jericho throws the world's smallest suitcase at Snuka. WM25 sign: NOOOOOOOO!!!! Hillbilly Jim: You're almost there, son. One more year and your beard will be as good as mine. Cole: King, we missed you and Melina at the pretaping meeting. What happened? King and Melina: NOTHING! Cole: ![]() Ref: Your winner: Mrs. Ref Boobs! Melina: Shit! You broke my nose! Now people are gonna start calling ME "Meltyface" too! Ted: Dammit, Cody! We said GREY shirts! GREY! Shawn's flexibility isn't what it once was. Kinda like his hairline. John desperately tried to tag in Sean O'Haire. Cena: I LOST?!?! They told me I would never lose! Bret Hart: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! |
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▒▓▀▄WINNER▄▀▓▒
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Do you think they're fake? Shall I poke them? eh? Shall I, shall I? |
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b/c 5 is better than 4
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Cole: Jerry, if you add their ages together, they still don't reach yours
King: (smiling) the blond one can't add
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Over Like Rover
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This week on 'Party @ Kane's'
![]() Rey: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! ![]() Both: CONGAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! ![]() Mike Knox: TICKLE TICKLE TICKLE!! Rey: ![]() ![]() Kane: Lightweights ![]() Trips: CHOPPY CHOPPY YOUR PEE PEE-UHHH ![]() Cena took a time out to sit on the Edge (hur hur) of the glass ceiling and ponder ![]() After the riser malfunctioned and his retro-Brood entrance failed, the stricken Edge was forced to ask Big Show for help Last edited by CSL; 03-04-2009 at 07:16 PM. |
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![]() Kane pays homage to the "Y2J" gimmick after hitting Rey Mysterio with consecutive powerbombs. |
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Triple H: After all these years Brandy... Randy: It's Ran... Triple H: It doesn't matter what you name is!!!! |
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Ref: 2 thumbs up for the nice lady's tits. |
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Edge: DADA ? Show:
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Cena: BONER TIME!!!! |
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Cole: And Shawn makes the cover 1, 2... Ohhhhh My! Cole: Ladies and Gentlemen, Shawn Michaels is defying gravity! King: Look up there! it's Jesus Christ! Ah! Jesus Christ: ![]() Charles Robinson: ZOMG! Cole: NO NOT THIS WAY...NOT THIS WAY! GOD DAMMIT! Jesus Christ: ![]() Crowd: Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Jesus Christ: :foc: |
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Chris Jericho: No you see Jon Bon Jovi has five and I have four. |
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