ECW Captions - 03/03/09

[Xero]

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[Xero]

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Alarms sound and the arena is locked down when Sean O'Haire's cage mysteriously goes missing and is replaced by a briefcase.

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FCC: NOT PG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BigDaddyCool]

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Jim Ross: Up Next we have TJ Gaberiel in mixed tag action

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Jim Ross: Against TJ Gab...*thumbs through notes* How can we have the same guy wrestling himself?

Matt Striker: I tried to tell you last week they aer different people, that is Tyson Kidd, we don't call him TJ at all.

Jim Ross: Shut up Todd, I know who they are, I was head of talent relations you know.

[Haze]

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Tyson was nearly blown away when DJ decided to let one rip.

[parkmania]

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Boogen: Row, row row your boat, gently down the SCREAM....


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Who raised the damn briefcase?!?!?


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Santino: Those poor worms that the Booger Man just fell on...


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Grease is the word!


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SEAN WALTMAN NEW LOOK AND BACK TO HIS KID GIMMICK! WHO'S HIS PLASTIC SURGEON? PICS HERE!!!


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It took until the end of the show, but "Point to a douche" entered its forth week.

[Lock Jaw]

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One more step, Mr. Frodo, and it will be the farthest I've ever been away from home.

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Robot vs. Thriller, GO!

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Christian: Can I at least pin the midget?
Hornswoggle: No dice.
Christian: :'(

[Mr. Nerfect]

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Boogeyman botches a German suplex.

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I seriously don't have a clue what is going on here.

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Matt Striker: If you look closely, you will see the glass ceiling that will make it impossible for any of the participants to actually win this match.

Todd Grisham: Well, we do have a very fine crap of talent in the match.

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Santino Marella: I was just talking to Michael Hayes, and he said...

Chad Patton: Don't go there, Santino!

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There may not be any creative plans for DJ Gabriel, but I really don't think he minds right now.

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Kane (balancing on ropes and favouring left foot): Ow! I think someone left something sharp in the ring!

The Boogeyman: Oh, geez man. Are you OK?

Kane: PSYCHE! *kicks Boogeyman in the face*

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I don't know what you think, but if Santino went to the Board of Directors and claimed that Mark Henry Photoshopped his win against Santino Marella, I think he may just have a case.

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Vince McMahon was sadly mistaken when he thought that giving TJ Wilson plastic surgery, and putting him attire that said "Kid" would get Natalya's new cradle-snatcher gimmick over.

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Child watching at home: Daddy, is The Boogeyman dead?

Child's father: No, son. Why, he's just asleep. :shifty:

*Following week*

Child watching at home: Daddy, why isn't The Boogeyman back yet?

Child's father: Um, he's still asleep... :shifty:

*30 years later*

Judge: You've been brought here on the charge of murdering your father, what do you have to say for yourself?

Defendant: I believed The Boogeyman was sleeping all of these years!

Judge: :wtf:

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I'm with you, Marty. I'm with you.

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Alicia Fox: Ow! My ass!

DJ Gabriel: That's my night ruined. This means war, TJ...

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Almost serious question: Why do The Miz's pants say "Be Miz?"

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The seasoned veteran knew almost every counter in the book, but when The Miz farted as Finlay was looking to bust out the Celtic Knot, Finlay had no recourse.

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And people say Christian lost clean in this match...it's obvious he sneezed right there, taking him out of the game!

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Christian did question his booking on ECW when Jack Swagger went to hold back Tommy Dreamer's hair as he threw up.

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Jack Swagger: I swear, ref, this isn't an illegal double-team. I'm just...I'm just practicing my leg lifts. Yeah, that's it...

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The Miz: I really shouldn't have used that fart counter on Finlay...yikes. At least I'm wearing the right pants...

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Tommy Dreamer looked into the camera, and truthfully hoped that no fans of the old ECW were watching him wrestle with a guy in his 50's, an old WWE mid-carder and a leprechaun. Don't worry, Tommy, no one is watching...

And besides, minus the leprechaun and it's the old ECW, anyway.

[Executioner]

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Natalya:WHY SO SERIOUS?

Kidd: Now ask her where she got her scars...

[BigDaddyCool]

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[GD]

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Here we see Horny getting ready to kick some sense into Christian.

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PUNTAMANIA IS RUNNING WILD!!!!!!!!


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The ref can't resist staring at big black booty ass.


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Finlay and Mike have a dance off.

[GD]

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Boogeyman hits Kane with a Fameasser indicating a possible shift to TNA.

[GD]

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Finlay: Say hi to Mr.Christian.

Horny: Shut the fuck up Dad!

Finlay: :'(

Tommy: Midgets! :o