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ECW Captions - 03/03/09
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Alarms sound and the arena is locked down when Sean O'Haire's cage mysteriously goes missing and is replaced by a briefcase. FCC: NOT PG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Last edited by Xero; 03-04-2009 at 09:40 AM. |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Jim Ross: Up Next we have TJ Gaberiel in mixed tag action Jim Ross: Against TJ Gab...*thumbs through notes* How can we have the same guy wrestling himself? Matt Striker: I tried to tell you last week they aer different people, that is Tyson Kidd, we don't call him TJ at all. Jim Ross: Shut up Todd, I know who they are, I was head of talent relations you know. |
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Tyson was nearly blown away when DJ decided to let one rip. |
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#BUCTOBER
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Boogen: Row, row row your boat, gently down the SCREAM.... Who raised the damn briefcase?!?!? Santino: Those poor worms that the Booger Man just fell on... Grease is the word! SEAN WALTMAN NEW LOOK AND BACK TO HIS KID GIMMICK! WHO'S HIS PLASTIC SURGEON? PICS HERE!!! It took until the end of the show, but "Point to a douche" entered its forth week. Last edited by parkmania; 03-04-2009 at 02:48 PM. |
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Is Finkle
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One more step, Mr. Frodo, and it will be the farthest I've ever been away from home. Robot vs. Thriller, GO! Christian: Can I at least pin the midget? Hornswoggle: No dice. Christian:
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Boogeyman botches a German suplex. I seriously don't have a clue what is going on here. Matt Striker: If you look closely, you will see the glass ceiling that will make it impossible for any of the participants to actually win this match. Todd Grisham: Well, we do have a very fine crap of talent in the match. Santino Marella: I was just talking to Michael Hayes, and he said... Chad Patton: Don't go there, Santino! There may not be any creative plans for DJ Gabriel, but I really don't think he minds right now. Kane (balancing on ropes and favouring left foot): Ow! I think someone left something sharp in the ring! The Boogeyman: Oh, geez man. Are you OK? Kane: PSYCHE! *kicks Boogeyman in the face* I don't know what you think, but if Santino went to the Board of Directors and claimed that Mark Henry Photoshopped his win against Santino Marella, I think he may just have a case. Vince McMahon was sadly mistaken when he thought that giving TJ Wilson plastic surgery, and putting him attire that said "Kid" would get Natalya's new cradle-snatcher gimmick over. Child watching at home: Daddy, is The Boogeyman dead? Child's father: No, son. Why, he's just asleep. ![]() *Following week* Child watching at home: Daddy, why isn't The Boogeyman back yet? Child's father: Um, he's still asleep... ![]() *30 years later* Judge: You've been brought here on the charge of murdering your father, what do you have to say for yourself? Defendant: I believed The Boogeyman was sleeping all of these years! Judge: ![]() I'm with you, Marty. I'm with you. Alicia Fox: Ow! My ass! DJ Gabriel: That's my night ruined. This means war, TJ... Almost serious question: Why do The Miz's pants say "Be Miz?" The seasoned veteran knew almost every counter in the book, but when The Miz farted as Finlay was looking to bust out the Celtic Knot, Finlay had no recourse. And people say Christian lost clean in this match...it's obvious he sneezed right there, taking him out of the game! Christian did question his booking on ECW when Jack Swagger went to hold back Tommy Dreamer's hair as he threw up. Jack Swagger: I swear, ref, this isn't an illegal double-team. I'm just...I'm just practicing my leg lifts. Yeah, that's it... The Miz: I really shouldn't have used that fart counter on Finlay...yikes. At least I'm wearing the right pants... Tommy Dreamer looked into the camera, and truthfully hoped that no fans of the old ECW were watching him wrestle with a guy in his 50's, an old WWE mid-carder and a leprechaun. Don't worry, Tommy, no one is watching... And besides, minus the leprechaun and it's the old ECW, anyway. |
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I'm A Tazz Dan Guy
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Natalya:WHY SO SERIOUS? Kidd: Now ask her where she got her scars... Last edited by Executioner; 03-04-2009 at 11:25 PM. |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Here we see Horny getting ready to kick some sense into Christian. |
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PUNTAMANIA IS RUNNING WILD!!!!!!!! The ref can't resist staring at big black booty ass. Finlay and Mike have a dance off. |
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Boogeyman hits Kane with a Fameasser indicating a possible shift to TNA. |
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Finlay: Say hi to Mr.Christian. Horny: Shut the fuck up Dad! Finlay: ![]() Tommy: Midgets!
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