Official Raw is War thread (3/09/09)

[Xero]

ROFL

[Corndad]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Lux]

:wtf:

[Krimzon7]

HOLY SHIT!!!

[Hornicane]

Lol wut?

[FourFifty]

He loves her cankles.

[Fox]

lol oh man this is gonna be good

[Lux]

She got an attitude adjustment!

[ClockShot]

:shifty:

What the fuck is this? All My Children?

[Hanso Amore]

Wow, Way to turn Eddies Widow into a slut bag

[Londoner]

'legally married 'LOL

[Xero]

Is THIS the epic heel turn he's going to get?

[Krimzon7]

VICKIE IS A SLUT Cena turns???

[Lux]

Wow, Way to turn Eddies Widow into a slut bag

Whore, she gets paid for it.

[Xero]

THEY'RE BOOING! Oh my God they're trying to turn Cena heel...

[RatedGSuperstar]

This is just fucking retarded.

[Hanso Amore]

I was hoping he was going to be like "psyche", I dont love you, but I know you were fucking Big Show!

[Xero]

Oh I get it...

[Xero]

She's pregnant...

[Corndad]

Of all the Divas for them to go after why Vickie haha. Hilarious.

[Hanso Amore]

Ouch lol

[FourFifty]

.....................pointless.

[Lux]

There goes the heel turn!

[shadowfoxrz]

:nono:this is so boring zzzzzzzzzzzz

[Londoner]

Boring.

[RatedGSuperstar]

ZOMG SWERVE~! HE DOESN'T LOVE HER!!1!

[Lux]

OH SNAP!

[FourFifty]

GTV!!!!

[Xero]

CTV

[Lux]

LOL @ Edge in the shower

[Fox]

Aww. I thought it was going to be a storyline.

[Corndad]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[ClockShot]

WHAT THE FUCK? THIS ISN'T CHEATERS!

THIS IS MONDAY NIGHT RAW!

[Lux]

Chicks like it big

[Xero]

I actually bought that turn, lol.

[Londoner]

haha

[Hanso Amore]

I bet Vickie creams all in her pants when she gets to play slut on the shows

[FourFifty]

.ew.
That may have given me a perma-floppy.

[shadowfoxrz]

slap that behind.....lol :lol:

[Lux]

Huh, well to be fair Edge cheated first.

[RatedGSuperstar]

This segment has gone on for waaaay too long.

[Hanso Amore]

I hate cena, but the look on his face there was good.

[CSL]

LOL that Show/Vickie stuff is brilliant

[Lux]

So do we get crazy Edge again PLEASE!

[Hornicane]

I love how they're all trying not to laugh. :lol:

[FourFifty]

I have not laughed this hard at John Cena since the last time I compared his in ring skills to Ricky Steamboat.

[shadowfoxrz]

here comes crazy edge again.............wheres foley

[Droford]

Maybe Edge will be too distraught to defend the title at WM.

[Xero]

You know what the ultimate swerve would be?

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[Lux]

Big Show was on the verge of laughing.

[Hanso Amore]

Pretty weak main events though this year.

Cena vs A Love Triangle. Its like a fued plus Cena....makes no fucking sense for him to be there.

Then we get heel orton vs face HHH again, only 3 years late.

[Fox]

But Edge doesn't really love her so he shouldn't be that pissed right?

[Loose Cannon]

ROFL, that was hillarious.

[Lux]

You know what the ultimate swerve would be?

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I miss Eddie :'(

[Xero]

But Edge doesn't really love her so he shouldn't be that pissed right?

Writers: Uh........................ He, uh... Now has feelings for her. Yeah...

[Londoner]

I miss Eddie :'(

Same here.

[Innovator]

Psycho Edge, CMON BABY

[Hornicane]

Holy shit, they're bringing the 5 layer nachos back? Sweet balls!

[Xero]

Jericho time.

[shadowfoxrz]

yey....y2j

[Xero]

Hope they reveal the Mania opponent.

[FourFifty]

So who'll the "Legend Jericho Beats Up Tonight" be?

[Droford]

Here comes the Legend Disrespecter, Chris Jericho.

[Lux]

Did Jericho lose his countdown as well?

[ClockShot]

...---...

[Londoner]

I don't remember seeing Kofi on tv since No way out.

[The Gold Standard]

I like how quick they got the IC title off of Punk in the Money in the Bank Pic

[shadowfoxrz]

The Jamacian Sensation

[CSL]

So either Jericho is going to be in MITB rendering all of this build up useless or we're gonna get a decent development. And he's wrestling Kofi. Who's a cert for MITB. King?

[The Gold Standard]

I hope it is not Jericho Lawler at Mania

[Xero]

Well, King just reminded us of Rourke.............

[RatedGSuperstar]

Can Dustin Pedroia actually hit the high inside fastball?

[Corndad]

It would be hilarious if Kofi qualifies and gets taken out before the MITB again lol

[Fabien Barthez]

Has anybody got a decent stream tonight? not Justin, as it won't work on my computer.

I would be most grateful!

[Xero]

Jericho could still qualify and be screwed by Rourke or some shit, but that doesn't leave much for after Mania.

[Krimzon7]

It would be funny. I called Jericho/Lawler Weeks/Months ago. I told you all so.

[Fabien Barthez]

Jericho could still qualify and be screwed by Rourke or some shit, but that doesn't leave much for after Mania.

Well, if they draft him to SD, it will hardly matter.

[Xero]

I will be pissed if it's Lawler.

Not because I hate Lawler and he doesn't deserve it but that Jericho deserves a better match with this storyline.

[Hornicane]

God I hope Lawler doesn't wrestle at Mania.

[Krimzon7]

Ref Bump, King interferes.

[Splaya]

Wait a minute, isn't tonight the night Austin was supposed to be at RAW

[CSL]

Holy shit @ Kofi's leg sweep

[Londoner]

Loving this match.

[The Gold Standard]

I do not like the light shining from the briefcase during the Money in the Bank matches

[CSL]

It would be funny. I called Jericho/Lawler Weeks/Months ago. I told you all so.

lol what. Lawler/Jericho has always been an option

[Krimzon7]

It will be Lawler, as he's the best working old fart they have. Stone Cold will come in, Stun Jericho, and you have your mania moment.

[CSL]

Hmmmmmm

[The Gold Standard]

WOOOO

[Splaya]

LOL Flair

[Xero]

I CALLED IT. I CALLED IT.

[ClockShot]

Oh no.

[Londoner]

WTF

[FourFifty]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[Corndad]

WOOOOOO!

[shadowfoxrz]

good god...wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Xero]

I SAID IT WOULD BE FLAIR.

[CSL]

Okay, as I typed that I thought Kofi was gonna tap out

Flairrrrrrrr

[RatedGSuperstar]

Fuck, it's Flair instead.

[Londoner]

NO WAY!!!!!!

[Krimzon7]

No no non ononononononono nono no no no no no fucking no god dammit, for fuck fucking sakes no!

[Lux]

COFFEE at MANIA

[CSL]

He has somebody with him?

[FourFifty]

So that's 3 black people in that match now?

[Xero]

I TOLD YOU ALL! HAHAHAHHA!

[ClockShot]

Another payday for Flair. Now go back to Charlotte.

[Droford]

Flair being kofi's manager would be interesting

[FourFifty]

Make that 4, forgot about MVP.

[The Gold Standard]

Does anyone think Kofi has a legit shot of winning?

[Xero]

Pulled that too early... :$

[Xero]

Does anyone think Kofi has a legit shot of winning?

:rofl:

[Krimzon7]

That's a lot of niggas in the match! Somebody is gonna steal the briefcase!!!!

[Xero]

I could see them doing something where all the legends screw Jericho out of his matches, but it still leaves Mania open.

[Londoner]

That's a lot of niggas in the match! Somebody is gonna steal the briefcase!!!!

:lol:

[Xero]

That's a lot of niggas in the match! Somebody is gonna steal the briefcase!!!!

Maybe Cryme Tyme will. :shifty:

[Lux]

Does anyone think Kofi has a legit shot of winning?

My money is on MVP.

[Xero]

Priceless vs. Double H P

[The Gold Standard]

I didn't think so

[Krimzon7]

My money is on MVP.

Who are the last two in??? THink Bourne makes his return tomorrow? How bout Kennedy? OR
WIll K KWick and Zeke qualify?

Is the E gonna swerve us and have a good old Affirmative Action MITB match? If so, then the case holder will lose...:nono:

[The Gold Standard]

My money is on MVP.


I am pretty sure he will too

[The Gold Standard]

Nice fact....

[Krimzon7]

I miss the steroids.

[Lux]

Wow, Facebook must have paid big dollars to WWE or WWE to Facebook.

[Londoner]

oh noez he 'dares' Flair.

[Xero]

LOL, he has to be coming out of retirement now.

[Fabien Barthez]

Good stream, yo?


That was a good match for Raw first hour, but.... oh Flair don't wrestle....

[Krimzon7]

catch your breath man!

[Xero]

No, we don't have a stream.

[Krimzon7]

Token time

[FourFifty]

SKREEEEEEEEEE!!!!! THIS MAKES MY PANTS HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!

[Xero]

Birdman.

[Corndad]

KoKo? Really? lol

[Loose Cannon]

OMG :nono:

No fucking way

[Londoner]

hahahaha nice clip

[Droford]

koko B Ware! YEAH Shelton should induct him

[screech]

I do not like the light shining from the briefcase during the Money in the Bank matches

It's gotta be distracting as all hell.

[FourFifty]

FUCKIN' KOKO B. WARE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Loose Cannon]

WHAT THE FUCK, HE'S LIKE 4-400 in the WWE

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

[The Gold Standard]

I don't know how i feel about this

[Corndad]

Piledriver!!!

[CSL]

I HAD THAT FIGURE

[FourFifty]

Isn't Frankie dead?

[Xero]

WHAT THE FUCK, HE'S LIKE 4-400 in the WWE

He's a legend, LC! A LEGEND!

[Droford]

Honky Tonk Man? REALLY?

[shadowfoxrz]

honky tonk.....oh god

[Xero]

Isn't Frankie dead?

Yes.

Booyaka.

[Krimzon7]

no titles to speak of! THe only gold he ever held was that damn bird. He looks like Shelton Benjamin.

[Lux]

Rey?

[Londoner]

honky tonk man LOL

[Loose Cannon]

wtf, Koko and Honky have zero history. who the hell hit the pipe for this one????

[Splaya]

No, even if he does, I remember now that Austin was scheduled to appear at the March 16th RAW. So even if Flair does "un-retire", I bet Jericho will just hit Flair wit a chair, but Austin will come out and kick his ass. Jericho will bitch on March 23rd, Challenge Austin to a match at WM, March 30th Austin accepts which is his next scheduled appearance cause it is in San Antonio, then bam the next weekend, you have Mania.

I'M CALLING IT

[FourFifty]

.........Is Tito Santana in the Hall of Fame yet?

[Lux]

CHRISTAIN :heart:

[Londoner]

Rey?

didn't realize there was enough time for more matches other than the main event.

CHRISTIAN!!!!!!!!!!

[The Gold Standard]

CHRISTIAN BACK ON RAW!!

[Krimzon7]

CHRISTIAN ON RAW!!!!

[FourFifty]

This is the first time I have seen Christian since he joined in TNA.

[ClockShot]

Rey & Fin......

CHRISTIAN ON RAW! STOP THE PRESSES!

[Droford]

what the hell are they doing now?

[Loose Cannon]

CHRISTIAN :love:

thank you.

god, he comes off like such a jobber now though :(

[Hornicane]

Fuck yes! Christian, AND Mizorrison! :love:

[screech]

My money is on MVP.

I am pretty sure he will too

I could see it, and it would be great.

Who does that make the front-runner for the US Title, though?

[Splaya]

No, even if he does, I remember now that Austin was scheduled to appear at the March 16th RAW. So even if Flair does "un-retire", I bet Jericho will just hit Flair wit a chair, but Austin will come out and kick his ass. Jericho will bitch on March 23rd, Challenge Austin to a match at WM, March 30th Austin accepts which is his next scheduled appearance cause it is in San Antonio, then bam the next weekend, you have Mania.

I'M CALLING IT

[PullMyFinger]

CHRISTIAN :love:

thank you.

god, he comes off like such a jobber now though :(
Agreed, and it's a shame because IMO he had such hype coming in, but it was all killed off quite quick.

[Xero]

Clearly there will be no main event tonight and Hunter is at Orton's house.

[shadowfoxrz]

Clearly there will be no main event tonight and Hunter is at Orton's house.

Orton's got a GUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl:

[Xero]

KANE!

[The Gold Standard]

This match is going to be a record for a six man tag match

[CSL]

No, even if he does, I remember now that Austin was scheduled to appear at the March 16th RAW. So even if Flair does "un-retire", I bet Jericho will just hit Flair wit a chair, but Austin will come out and kick his ass. Jericho will bitch on March 23rd, Challenge Austin to a match at WM, March 30th Austin accepts which is his next scheduled appearance cause it is in San Antonio, then bam the next weekend, you have Mania.

I'M CALLING IT

Setting up a drawing match on the card a week before the show? Nah. Could be something along those lines though

[Krimzon7]

You've been blessed by the Shaman motherfuckers!

[Xero]

BAHGAWD KANE!

[Fabien Barthez]

Koko B Ware. Lol. With this logic, The Godfather is a shoe in in 6 or 7 years time.

And I was asking someone to help me and speak out, not a response from the most outspoken, on behalf of everyone else.... without really being able to. Xero.

[ClockShot]

Christain, Finlay and Mysterio vs. In-Crowd and Kane.

Talk about a mismatch.

[shadowfoxrz]

Kane gets no respect......... :'(

[Krimzon7]

Christian is no jobber.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Koko B Ware. Lol. With this logic, The Godfather is a shoe in in 6 or 7 years time.

Actually, now that you mention it...

[Xero]

Well, DOES anyone have a stream?

No?

Well there you go.

[McLegend]

Old entrance music so much better.

[Xero]

Kane's new music is pretty generic in a bad way.

[shadowfoxrz]

Koko B Ware. Lol. With this logic, The Godfather is a shoe in in 6 or 7 years time.

And I was asking someone to help me and speak out, not a response from the most outspoken, on behalf of everyone else.... without really being able to. Xero.

Its time once again for everybody to come abored the HOOO TRAIN!!!! classic

[Londoner]

Christian has to win this.

[The Gold Standard]

Kane gets no respect......... :'(


It is true.

[Londoner]

Kane's new music is pretty generic in a bad way.

Agreed. I like Christians though.

[shadowfoxrz]

Kane's new music is pretty generic in a bad way.

yeah, if they wanted it to sound like that....go back to the original (which i miss)

[Fabien Barthez]

.........Is Tito Santana in the Hall of Fame yet?

Yes. Mania 21 I think.

[The Gold Standard]

I think Miz has improved so much since coming to WWE. They should get him on some PPVs

[Krimzon7]

Kane's a jobber.

[Krimzon7]

He'll be on the next one...

[Londoner]

meh

[Triple Naitch]

Just got home and started the DVR. Hope it's a good one.

[Splaya]

WHOA THEY ACTUALLY LET HIM DO THE HURICANRANNA FOR ONCE

[Krimzon7]

What the fuuuuuuuck!

[Xero]

Hunter 316!

[Krimzon7]

swerve:roll:

[shadowfoxrz]

It is true.

i miss those days when the pyro hit and everyone thought.........Oh shit who is he gunna fuck up. now its.............jobber

[screech]

It is true.

And it is awful.

[screech]

Was there really a need for that six-man tag other than to kill time before HHH/Legacy?

[Xero]

Was there really a need for that six-man tag other than to kill time before HHH/Legacy?

No.

[Corndad]

This is really gonna be short isnt it.

[Fabien Barthez]

Well, DOES anyone have a stream?

No?

Well there you go.

Well, in future I will be sure not to ask, so I can restrict myself to watching a poor quality feed or not at all.

Or, alternatively, if I am struggling, I will come to this high concentration of people all watching the same show I want to see and ask the question, like I do often, usually to positive results.

[shadowfoxrz]

And it is awful.

it was all about to change but edge got hurt and kane went back on the shelf.....gay

[Xero]

Well, in future I will be sure not to ask, so I can restrict myself to watching a poor quality feed or not at all.

Or, alternatively, if I am struggling, I will come to this high concentration of people all watching the same show I want to see and ask the question, like I do often, usually to positive results.

You asked like four times.

[screech]

it was all about to change but edge got hurt and kane went back on the shelf.....gay

He definitely should have won the belt instead of Khali.

[ClockShot]

Someone's knocking at the door.........somebody's ringing the bell.

[Xero]

Looks like Kozlov/JBL at Mania?

[Droford]

JBL and Kozlov are tagging..

uh oh

[screech]

That is a ridiculous shirt King is wearing.

[Londoner]

JBL/kozlov:lol:

[Fabien Barthez]

You asked like four times.

twice.

[ClockShot]

Meh. Interesting main event next week.

[Xero]

LOL, a 12 rounds promo? Yeah, there's no match.

[The Gold Standard]

12 Rounds doesn't look that bad

[Krimzon7]

Yeah...Filling the space.

[Xero]

twice.

Well then, I apologize. Thought I saw more.

[shadowfoxrz]

He definitely should have won the belt instead of Khali.

i think it would have been something new to have a long title run for kane. i still hope they use him to some degree. i hope he gets the briefcase but the past has taught me otherwise...its pretty sad

[screech]

It'll be a good cheesy action flick.

[The Gold Standard]

I can't believe that Triple H is letting his match possibly get cut short

[Londoner]

Priiiicceeellleeessssssssssss

[Krimzon7]

love the theme!!!!

[Hornicane]

And here come CAWdy and Princess!

[FourFifty]

Pull a Pillman!
*clap-clap, clap-clap-clap*
Pull a Pillman!
*clap-clap, clap-clap-clap*
Pull a Pillman!
*clap-clap, clap-clap-clap*

[ClockShot]

Random cut to the Orton home.

[Splaya]

I WANT TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ORTONS WIFE

[Xero]

Orton's Wife: OH NO WHO'S THAT!?

[The Gold Standard]

I would like to see one more run with Kane. However, it probably won't happen.

[CSL]

Orton's wife. Wow wow wee wow!

[screech]

i think it would have been something new to have a long title run for kane. i still hope they use him to some degree. i hope he gets the briefcase but the past has taught me otherwise...its pretty sad

It would have been awesome. He could have been an absolute monster with the belt. Hell, he should be that monster now. I can't see him winning the case, but I could see him taking Knox under his wing. And that would be awesome.

[Splaya]

LOL EVEN THE CROWD KNOWS HES NOT THERE

[Xero]

Gee, where is Triple H?

:shifty:

[Droford]

We should all be so absolutely shocked that HHH isnt there.

[The Gold Standard]

he is so at Orton's home

[CSL]

lol what?

[ClockShot]

Shave and a haircut..........

[Londoner]

lol

so poorly acted

[screech]

Trips is banging Orton's wife.

[Krimzon7]

COLE SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Xero]

VINTAGE PILLMAN!

[The Gold Standard]

Cole has no right to correct King

[Splaya]

Trips is banging Orton's wife.


Good for him

[Xero]

As a resort of a forfeit!

[FourFifty]

ZOMG! TRIPLE H DIDN'T HOLD THEM DOWN!!!! :|

[shadowfoxrz]

It would have been awesome. He could have been an absolute monster with the belt. Hell, he should be that monster now. I can't see him winning the case, but I could see him taking Knox under his wing. And that would be awesome.

im not a big fan of knox...he is okay but id rather have kane be that monster and win some meaningful matches

[ClockShot]

QUICK RANDY! GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!!

[Splaya]

lol. I will laugh my ass off if he rings the doorbell

[screech]

Cole has no right to correct King

He has no right to be on Raw.

[Droford]

It would be awesome if HHH shows up in St. Louis only to find out Orton was really at RAW.

[The Gold Standard]

He is going to show up behind Orton

[Londoner]

As a resort of a forfeit!

:lol:

[Krimzon7]

go get it...

[screech]

What awful, piped in screams.