Official Raw is War thread (3/09/09)

[Juan]

Confirmed for tonight...

Chris Jericho vs. Kofi Kingston (Money in the Bank Qualifying Match)

Melina vs. Maryse (non-title match)

Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase vs. Triple H (Handicap Match)

and apparently they will reattempt to have the Edge/Big Show contract signing.

[Hornicane]

Y2J and Kofi could be pretty good.

[Juan]

I think the MITB qualifier is gonna be interesting. I think tonight is the night we find out who Jericho will be facing at Mania, as this person will more than likely cost Jericho the match.

[Hornicane]

I certainly hope so. They've done a good job of keeping us guessing though, but we need some build-up.

[Hornicane]

Also, it'll be good to see CAWdy and Princess in a match again.

[Juan]

Spoiler: H wins

[thedamndest]

HBK/Taker Segment.

[Ruien]

HBK/Taker Segment.

As much as I want to see the match, the segments I can do without. Unless HBK goes to his old cocky self, but that will not happen.

[Volare]

I'm betting Taker is gonna come out and talk about honor and listening to him about JBL. So it will be good guy vs good guy with "the streak/honor/blahblah" on the line.

[Juan]

As much as I want to see the match, the segments I can do without. Unless HBK goes to his old cocky self, but that will not happen.

I dunno, I can see it. They ran an angle on Smackdown where an HBK video package ran in the middle of Undertaker's promo. So Shawn is definitely going to try play the "mind games" game with Taker.

[Juan]

I'm betting Taker is gonna come out and talk about honor and listening to him about JBL. So it will be good guy vs good guy with "the streak/honor/blahblah" on the line.

I don't think they're going that route...

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Does anyone watch Smackdown????

[Triple Naitch]

I saw it Juan.


You really wanted this thread, didn't you?

[Juan]

Just wanted to avoid confusion

[Triple Naitch]

Good man.

[Corndad]

Kofi in the MITB could be fun. Then again could just completely swerve us and put Jericho in there, I mean storyline wise he came up with the idea....








NAW.

Also curious to see how they continue to build Orton/HHH more

[Jeritron]

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[Jeritron]

I predict a big night for Kofi

[Xero]

Going over Jericho in a dusty finish. Oh boy.

I could see it being a double DQ/no contest.

[Jeritron]

Last time we saw Kofi, it was a dusty start. So I guess that'd still be a big night for him

[RatedGSuperstar]

It'll be interesting if we see the JBL/Punk segment that was cut in favor of divas last week, or if they completely scrap the angle due to the internet leak.

I'm not counting on a solid finish to the Priceless/HHH match, either. Actually, I'm hoping for a no contest, because that's the only realistic way they won't get buried. Instead we'll probably see HHH win cleanly, and then creative will wonder why they can't get heat without Orton.

Still, looking forward to the episode.

[Londoner]

Should be a good raw.

[FourFifty]

WHAT'S UP BITCHES!?!?!??!

[The Show Off]

I'm calling it now in the Priceless v. Triple H the Mean Street Posse will make a run it and help Triple H win the match...

...to avenge Shane McMahon.


You don't get away with that shit in Grenwich, Conn. Then Cyme Tyme will come out and ask Pete Gas advice on how to up there street cred.

[Xero]

HI MONEY FOURFIFTY!

[Londoner]

i'm slightly drunk, btw.

[Xero]

I'm here for the full RAW thread in probably 2+ years. :cool:

[FourFifty]

The new phrase that is being widely used at my work is "dirty vagina." Like, "This room smells like dirty vagina" and "Who the hell is that dirty vagina?"
That has nothing to do with Raw

[Xero]

The new phrase that is being widely used at my work is "dirty vagina." Like, "This room smells like dirty vagina" and "Who the hell is that dirty vagina?"
That has nothing to do with Raw

Wait... Is Lita going to be on tonight?

[ClockShot]

Evening gentlemen.

[FourFifty]

Must spread some rep for the Phanto.

[Krimzon7]

LEGACY!!!!














What's up board?

[FourFifty]

I missed SmackDown. Anything I should give a crap about?

[Corndad]

Nice House Randy.

[Xero]

LOL, house invasion tonight!

[ClockShot]

Niiiiiice pad, Orton.

What a minute.........what does this remind you of?

[Xero]

HBK :cool:

[Londoner]

THIS IS HOW YOU START RAW

[FourFifty]

..........So speaking of HBK, where has HBKool been?

[FourFifty]

Niiiiiice pad, Orton.

What a minute.........what does this remind you of?

Pillman 9:11:D

[Xero]

..........So speaking of HBK, where has HBKool been?

Dunno, but Dave's not here, man.

[Krimzon7]

What is HBK's record at mania?

[Corndad]

HA they used this during the Orton Storyline too HAHA

[Xero]

Didn't they do this for the Henry feud?

[Xero]

Oh, right, Orton.

[ClockShot]

Seen this already.

[Krimzon7]

was that a young Khali?

[Londoner]

uh ohz,Takers spooky innit

[Xero]

What is HBK's record at mania?

Well, he lost against Austin and the Three Way, so he's got at least two losses.

[FourFifty]

Sweet!

[Xero]

Oh noez!

[Xero]

I hope they don't touch until Mania.

[Krimzon7]

I like the no sell of the taker showing up.

[Lux]

Oh yeah Raw is on

[Corndad]

Well, he lost against Austin and the Three Way, so he's got at least two losses.

He lost to Angle at 21 and Razor at WM 10 too I believe but those may be the only ones

Scratch that. Lost to Cena at 23 too

[FourFifty]

Are they saying boo or woo?

[Loose Cannon]

nice, bringing up the Flair thing

[FourFifty]

Nice to see The Undertaker can still cut a promo without someone running in fear.

[Krimzon7]

botch!

[Loose Cannon]

who won the casket match in 98? I can't remember

[Xero]

If Taker/Michaels doesn't steal the show I will be thoroughly surprised. This is epic.

[Fox]

What is HBK's record at mania?

WM 6: Orient Express def. The Rockers
WM 7: The Rockers def. Barbarian and Haku
WM 8: HBK def. El Matador
WM 9: Tatanka def. HBK
WM 10: Razor Ramon def. HBK
WM 11: Diesel def. HBK
WM 12: HBK def. Bret Hart
WM 19: HBK def. Chris Jericho
WM 20: Chris Benoit def. HBK and Triple H
WM 21: Kurt Angle def. HBK
WM 22: HBK def. Vince McMahon
WM 23: John Cena def. HBK
WM 24: HBK def. Ric Flair

HBK is 5-8 at WrestleMania.

[Lux]

Good promos.

[Krimzon7]

good promo though

edit: vintage Lux Fetterman!

[Krimzon7]

Botch 2

[Xero]

who won the casket match in 98? I can't remember

Michaels. Kane cost Taker the match and they did the casket burning angle.

[Loose Cannon]

they faced the Towers at V and lost

[Droford]

HBK doesn't qualify for nobody.

[Loose Cannon]

they being The Rockers

[Fox]

lol "I will rest quite comfortably"

[Xero]

You know, I had been against it before, but if Michaels does beat Taker I will not be upset.

[FourFifty]

..............The dead man never beat HBK?

[Loose Cannon]

Michaels. Kane cost Taker the match and they did the casket burning angle.

ah right. :y:

so HBK is 2-0 against him on PPV, right?

[ClockShot]

Nice opening.

[Loose Cannon]

well they just said it

[Lux]

Cry Vickie cry

[Krimzon7]

Vintage Shawn MIchaels...

[Fox]

they being The Rockers

Forgot bout that. So he's 5-9. HBK is not really "Mr. WrestleMania" if you do the math.

[FourFifty]

I bet Cena was talking about her sexy cankles.

[Droford]

Also, if HBK doesn't lay down for nobody then obviously he doesn't rest for anybody either.

[Juan]

I missed SmackDown. Anything I should give a crap about?

Pretty good Taker promo and Legacy beat down Triple H at the end of SD

[Xero]

I say keep the mind games out of it almost completely. Anytime they do use them, Michaels should no-sell, but it should be rare. And again, they should not touch until Mania.

[Krimzon7]

Yeah, Xero. That no sell was class.

[Krimzon7]

WWE Hall of Fame has an Attitude wing!

[Corndad]

Wow they are doing JBL/Punk

[Krimzon7]

How far we've fallen...The Driver is in better shape that JBL!

[Droford]

JBL vs Punk? ugh

I bet Punk loses

[ClockShot]

JBL......getting an IC title shot........nah.

[Xero]

Hm, JBL could go over here to get the belt off Punk.

[FourFifty]

MAMAJUANA EXTREME DOT COM!!!!

[Xero]

Looks like they have a plan for JBL at Mania after all.

[RatedGSuperstar]

How epic/funny/retarded would it be if HBK and Taker fought to a no contest at WrestleMania?

[Xero]

Is there history here or is it out of the blue?

[Xero]

I wonder if something showed up in a piss test for Punk...

:shifty:

[Droford]

Is there history here or is it out of the blue?

Really? I know it was almost a year ago but still..

[Londoner]

Punks in MITB isn't he?

[FourFifty]

Not sure if this was asked, but has the IC title ever been put on the line at Mania... Hell, let's just say in the last 10 years.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Is there history here or is it out of the blue?

They were supposed to start a program last week, but JBL's promo was cut due to time constraints. The script leaked onto the internet the weekend before, Vince got pissed, and there was some doubt they'd go through with it.

Wouldn't be surprised if JBL wins.

[FourFifty]

Punks in MITB isn't he?

Yea, but a title never stopped anyone from going into the MITB.

[Droford]

Not sure if this was asked, but has the IC title ever been put on the line at Mania... Hell, let's just say in the last 10 years.

didnt RVD win it at 19? oops 18.

[Lux]

JBL FTW

[Xero]

Not sure if this was asked, but has the IC title ever been put on the line at Mania... Hell, let's just say in the last 10 years.

2000 had the Euro/IC match.

X8 had Jericho/Regal.

Can't think of anything after that.

[Fox]

Remember how Punk beat JBL thoroughly everytime they fought when he was World Champion? That's not happening tonight.

[spunkynut]

Have none of you seen the 'leaked' RAW script from last week where JBL says his Wrestlemania historic moment will be to be IC champion. Apparently he was meant to challenge Punk to a non title match last week and win via DQ...guess they didn't have time for it and are doing it now.

*edit* RatedGSuperstar got there before me!

[Krimzon7]

didnt RVD win it at 19?

Yes, and that was the last time.

[Londoner]

Yea, but a title never stopped anyone from going into the MITB.

I know,just saying its a sign JBL may win this.

[Xero]

didnt RVD win it at 19?

LOL, RVD was on Heat that year. Tag match with Kane.

[Londoner]

2000 had the Euro/IC match.



That was quality.

[Krimzon7]

It's a sign that they don't really have shit for Jiggs!

[Xero]

Just checked Wikipedia and X8 was the last time it was on the line.

[Droford]

Shelton has to drop the US belt to someone so we can have a US/IC title uni.. match

[ClockShot]

Never happen.

[Lux]

Shelton has to drop the US belt to someone so we can have a US/IC title uni.. match

The Gold Standerd doesn't job to just anyone.

[Hornicane]

I just want JBL to win it to get another Grand Slam champion.

[Krimzon7]

He'll drop it to koslov. and now MVP/Shelton won't have shit to do after Mania.

[FourFifty]

I like JBL, I like Punk.... but this match is.... boring to me.

[RatedGSuperstar]

It's worth noting that if JBL wins the Intercontinental Title, he becomes a Grand Slam champion.

I'll let that sink in for a bit.

Edit: Damn. Four String beat me when I was looking to see if he had actually won the Euro title.

[Lux]

Koslov is about as close to getting gold as Boogeyman is to getting his job back.

also I hope JBL wins.

[Hornicane]

It's worth noting that if JBL wins the Intercontinental Title, he becomes a Grand Slam champion.

I'll let that sink in for a bit.

Edit: Damn. Four String beat me when I was looking to see if he had actually won the Euro title.

Yeah, he won it towards the end of when it was active, I think...

[Krimzon7]

Have you seen a shittier Bulldog? Or Grand Slam Canidate?

[Xero]

That's it!

[Corndad]

Yup.

[ClockShot]

Yep.

[Hornicane]

Grand Slam! That just leaves Regal and Christian!

[Fox]

F'n JBL.

[Londoner]

Wow.

I did not call that at all.

Like seriously.


:shifty:

[RatedGSuperstar]

Oh, for fuck's sake.

Just retire already.

[jerichoholicninja]

Everytime Punk gets a belt he goes no where. WHC, Tag Team and now IC.

[Londoner]

Weak as fuck finish though.

[Krimzon7]

See you in 60 Punk! :wave:

[Lux]

I'm happy.


Legend Killer.

[Xero]

LOL, come on. This is EXACTLY like the Pillman incident.

[Fox]

Orton has a hot wife.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Lillian: The winner and NEW Intercontinental champion, John Bradshaw Layfield!
Crowd: *silence*

Smart booking decision, WWE.

[ClockShot]

Lookin good, Mrs. O.

Now go check the locks and windows.

[Krimzon7]

It's good to be the legend killa! fucking hot house, smoking wife, tatoos...

[Londoner]

Orton has a hot wife.

:yes:

[Krimzon7]

Lillian: The winner and NEW Intercontinental champion, John Bradshaw Layfield!
Crowd: *silence*

Smart booking decision, WWE.

:lol:

[Hornicane]

Is that his real wife? 'Cause damn. :y:

[Droford]

I guess we can at least be certain this one time that the guy doing a remote promo is really somewhere remote.

[hb2k]

Anyone got a stream (that isn't Justin.tv)

[FourFifty]

WTF is this? Pigs eating ham?

[Hornicane]

WTF is this? Pigs eating ham?

Why wouldn't pigs eat pigs? Pig is delicious. If people tasted like bacon, you could call me Hannibal.

[FourFifty]

That ad would be better if they used ugly people...
"We used drugs, screwed up, and we're ugly! Don't do drugs!"

[FourFifty]

He whispered "You have sexy cankles!"

[Krimzon7]

VIckie hit him with the Rock's line!

[Hanso Amore]

I wanna suck her ass

[Corndad]

Samantha... Wow.

[Xero]

She looks like a Barbie doll.

[Droford]

RAW is Lost in Translation

[RatedGSuperstar]

He whispered "You have sexy cankles!"

It looked like "Spoiler: Cena Wins" to me.

[FourFifty]

Pull a Pillman!
*clap-clap, clap-clap-clap*
Pull a Pillman!
*clap-clap, clap-clap-clap*
Pull a Pillman!
*clap-clap, clap-clap-clap*

[Krimzon7]

God, a double turn would be great! Edge moving to a tweener, Cena moving to a heel. It probably won't happen, but still.

[Londoner]

I don't think i saw this bit of smackdown.

[Hanso Amore]

I dont get the Wife thing....

[Droford]

HHH has got rabies.

[Hanso Amore]

And that was not that bad of a beat down

[Xero]

I dont get the Wife thing....

It means it's a SHOOT!

[Droford]

I dont get the Wife thing....

Mixed Tag at Backlash.

[Hanso Amore]

Could his wife be more awkward and out of place?

[FourFifty]

I dont get the Wife thing....

I think they're trying to make Orton look like a person with a soul, instead of just a generic heel.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Why does Randy's wife have a mic on when she's clearly not going to do anything other than look really, really confused?

[Xero]

I bet she calls him "Randal".

[Lux]

It means it's a SHOOT!

[Xero]

Why does Randy's wife have a mic on when she's clearly not going to do anything other than look really, really confused?

Maybe she's going to scream.

[Corndad]

Orton's Ears look like Alf

[Hanso Amore]

Me thinks HHH is going to sledge Orton's wife.

[Lux]

Nice wife.

[Krimzon7]

It would have been funny if HHH would have been beside him!

[Xero]

Either it's the Pillman thing, someone else will go out for Hunter, or Orton isn't really doing it at his house and he's near the arena.

[hb2k]

Stream anybody?

[Droford]

It would have been funny if HHH would have been beside him!

Hes behind the couch waiting.

[shadowfoxrz]

It would have been funny if HHH would have been beside him!

holding hands........lol

[Krimzon7]

Orton could play 12 rounds with HHH

[Xero]

GIVE ME BACK THAT FILET-O-FISH! :mad:

[Hornicane]

Orton could play "who's in my mouth?" with HHH

[spunkynut]

fyi
this is Ortons wife
http://www.pwpix.net/superstars/r/randyorton/gallery/photoscans/wife/gallery1/002.jpg

http://www.pwpix.net/superstars/r/randyorton/gallery/photoscans/wife/gallery1/002.jpg

[ClockShot]

Lumberjills?

This a last minute thing or something?

[Hanso Amore]

Yay Maryse!

[FourFifty]

Looking forward to not paying attention to this match. I'd rather see Beth Phoenix vs The Bella Twins.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Piss break.

The only thing that saves this match is if Maryse willingly takes off her clothes and streaks around the ring.

[Xero]

Piss break.

The only thing that saves this match is if Maryse willingly takes off her clothes and streaks around the ring.

Does it have to be willingly?

[FourFifty]

BITCH SLAP!!!!!!

[Londoner]

For a womans match, this isn't too bad.

[Londoner]

But then,i am drunk.

[FourFifty]

Okay, that was better than I thought.

[Corndad]

Wow that was clean

[Droford]

that was abrubt

[Xero]

WTF kind of finish is that?

And why does her music sound like Boogen's?

[ClockShot]

Huh?

[Londoner]

oh noez

[Xero]

Oh, I get it... They're setting up the Diva's battle royal at Mania.

[FourFifty]

CAT FIGHT!!! CAT FIIIIIGHT!!!!! CAAAAAAT FIIIIIGGGGGGHHHTTT!!!!1!!!11!!!!!1!!!!one!!!!!

[ClockShot]

Save_us.Gail Kim

[Hanso Amore]

So...a Smackdown vs Raw breaks down...and the Faces run off the heels?
















What?

[Londoner]

I reckon the wwe title/WHC title will be unified at WM.

[Xero]

Gee, you think Cena will show up?

[Londoner]

Possibly.


.....

[Droford]

Gee, you think Cena will show up?

I bet JBL's thing to do for Vickie involves Cena.

I really hope that doesnt mean Cena/JBL though.

[Krimzon7]

I would mark like a little bitch for just one clean Santino pin...

[Xero]

Think they'll cover WrestleMania 20 in these?

:shifty:

[Corndad]

Andre

[RatedGSuperstar]

Think they'll cover WrestleMania 20 in these?

:shifty:

There was a WrestleMania 20? :wtf:

[shadowfoxrz]

bobby got bitch slapped by andre .......
:lol:

[Krimzon7]

Think they'll cover WrestleMania 20 in these?

:shifty:

:lol:

They'll cover the Heat before 20 first!!!!

[Loose Cannon]

god I fricken love Wrestlemania 6. That's my all-time favorite

[Corndad]

EXCUSE ME!!

[ClockShot]

*ahem*

EXCUSE ME!

[Lux]

Ok so I want to know what they have planned for the arena, anyone know what the stage will look like?

[FourFifty]

Miss Cankle '09 is in the ring!!!!!!

[Londoner]

EXCUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Krimzon7]

Yo is there a name for the heat that Vickie generates? God almighty!

[FourFifty]

EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!

[Corndad]

HAHAHA the Heat is amazing.

[Lux]

Oh good, King will have something to commentate on.

[Xero]

Ok so I want to know what they have planned for the arena, anyone know what the stage will look like?

Haven't seen anything.

[Lux]

Miss WrestleMania?

[Xero]

Miss WrestleMania...

They're streamlining the Women's segment on Mania. :|

[FourFifty]

SHOW US YOUR CANKLES!!!!

[Krimzon7]

Ms. Wrestlemania! HBK can do a line off her titties!

[RatedGSuperstar]

Only Vickie can get people to openly boo the Divas.

[Fox]

soooo why is this on RAW?

[Xero]

Ms. Wrestlemania! HBK can do a line off her titties!

Maybe there will be Sunny days for HBK again.

:shifty:

[Xero]

soooo why is this on RAW?

I dunno...

Cena wins.

[Krimzon7]

It's GOD! THere should be petals for Edge to walk on

[Lux]

soooo why is this on RAW?

Because Vickie is the Interm GM because Steph got RKO'd

Keep up.

[shadowfoxrz]

soooo why is this on RAW?

maybe to clear up what happened last week and what cena said to her

[Krimzon7]

Duh, Cuz Cena is going in the Triple Threat!

[Hanso Amore]

No Warrior Love?

[ClockShot]

He speaks the truth.

[Corndad]

Show... Your better then the Warrior HAHAHA Outstanding.

[Londoner]

oh ffs

[Xero]

HOLY SHIT! I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING!

[shadowfoxrz]

major cena pop....its changing

[Xero]

oh ffs

Oh come on, like you HONESTLY believed he wouldn't be in the world title match...

[Lux]

HEYYYY ITS ..... yep

[FourFifty]

For a week or two I thought Cena's shirt said "HLA."

[ClockShot]

Zzzzzzzzzzzz.

[Corndad]

wow thats the biggest pop he's got in a while.

[Krimzon7]

You gonna kick show in the Stones again?

[FourFifty]

What the bloody hell......................................................................................

[Xero]

Wow, that was sort of a shitty build up from Vickie.

[Krimzon7]

not a single boo??? Where the fuck are they?

[Lux]

"who cares what the audience thinks!"

[Lux]

not a single boo??? Where the fuck are they?

Uhhh some place.

[FourFifty]

IT'S SUPER HAPPY FUN CANKLE FETISH TIME!!! CENA'S GONNA EXPRESS HIS LOVE OF VICKIE'S CANKLES!!!!

[shadowfoxrz]

jacksonville

[Xero]

.................................

[FourFifty]

....Called it.

[Lux]

WHAT!

[Hanso Amore]

LOL WTF

3 Way for Vickies love?