Official "Grr I'm Gonna get you Randy Orton!" Raw Thread(3/23)

[Xero]

Think Triple H is at Orton's house again?

[CSL]

Fuck is Cawdy?

[Juan]

Man, i hate that drag Taco Bell commercial

[Volare]

So much for the "You don't touch me, I don't touch you rule" for Orton's match with Trips.

[screech]

I'm still waiting for Christian's "new" theme to be released.

[CSL]

shittycovers.com

I was gonna comment on that but couldn't think of anything witty to say :o

[Xero]

Fuck is Cawdy?

They deleted him to make room for Rourke.

[CSL]

HUSH LITTLE BABY

[CSL]

They deleted him to make room for Rourke.

lol

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Quiznos has some gay ass commercials

[Volare]

So Quizno's is gay?

[screech]

Haven't been able to find it anywhere. It's by Story of the Year. There are some versions out there that are just the original version with the pitch in the voice changed to sound like a male voice.

I fucking hate how people do that. They always say it's Story of the Year too. :rant:

[CSL]

That Quizno's ad would be complained about multiple times and then taken off the air over here

[Supreme Olajuwon]

every version of his new theme has Grisham's passionate announcing during Christian's big return which really sounds as good as the new theme anyway

[Volare]

Lol. Our radio host has joined us tonight.

[Xero]

I felt like I was talking to a brick wall for a while there.

[Volare]

Nope...just a computer screen.

[ClockShot]

Knock knock.

[Xero]

Who's there?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Jerry Lawler has watched a Chinese man try to chop off Val Venis' penis, Mae You get powerbombed off a stage, Mae Young giving birth to a hand, the Undertaker sacrifice a bunch of people, and of course Katie Vick, and Jericho beating up Flair (who was asking for it) is the most disgusting thing he's ever seen on Raw

[Loose Cannon]

Who's there?

lol

[FourFifty]

Who's there?

Fetus

[Loose Cannon]

Braden Walker

[ClockShot]

ORTON!

[Xero]

I guess they forgot to put that in the promo...

[Theo Dious]

So, is Orton going to punt Linda? Or one of the kids?

[Volare]

He's gonna shit in 2...and I mean 2 fans handbags live tonite!

[Corndad]

You think you know me...

[Xero]

ON THIS DAY!

[ClockShot]

Damn. That got me interested.

[RatedGSuperstar]

YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME~!

Edge's intro sounds so much better with Justin Roberts doing it. Fuck Lillian.

[FourFifty]

Edge without his jacket is like a day without sunshine :(

[Volare]

Or he kidnapped Aurora and is gonna punt her...which would mean Vince is definately off his rocker.

[Volare]

EXCUSE ME!

[Corndad]

Haha The Wheelchair is back lol

[ClockShot]

*ahem*

EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Xero]

EXCUSE ME.

[CSL]

I would predict Trips juicing if Flair hadn't already. This angle could probably use it more too

[Gerard]

In a fucking wheelchair again..........

[Fox]

So many commercials

[CSL]

Swear to god Chavo is under contract to push that wheelchair only

[Volare]

Dude, Chavo JOBS to the wheelchair probably!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Am I the only one who finds it odd that even after Cena got the shit kicked out of him last Raw, he's still cutting joke promos? Wouldn't you figure he might get a little mad? Like he might start spoilin for something?

[RatedGSuperstar]

So many commercials

They need all these damn commercials to pay everyone's checks. I'd rather see Mark Henry future endeavor'd, personally.

[Volare]

That would cut out the gay Quizno's commercials.

[FourFifty]

I hate window's vista... Should have gotten a Mac....

[Volare]

Chavo is such a pussy now.

[The Gold Standard]

I thought Big Show was going to get the jobber intro

[screech]

Chavo sucks.

[FourFifty]

The first legit thought I had today was "I hate Vista."

[FourFifty]

Vista jobs to Chavo.

[Xero]

Hey, look who it is.

[Xero]

*GASP* HE SAID "SEX"!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

That was actually a really good Cena promo for me.

[ClockShot]

So what happens if Cena wins Vickie at 'Mania?

[CSL]

There was a good episode of Sex and the City?

[Loose Cannon]

Cena would be a good Little League coach

[Volare]

It was and wasn't...I'd rather not have heard it...it took time out of RAW.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Cena would be a good Little League coach
yeah get those roiding lessons in early

[Volare]

Vickie gets nailed again...calling it.

[CSL]

King being fed lines there and doing a "beautiful" job of letting the world know it too

[Volare]

yeah get those roiding lessons in early

And A-Rod could come in as special guest speaker.

[The Gold Standard]

How is that a DQ? Chavo did nothing

[Volare]

Chavo the bitch to save the day....right.

[Xero]

Who didn't see that coming?

[Corndad]

Poor Chavo.

[Gerard]

dq for fucking what???

[The Gold Standard]

I am not a fan of Big Shows KO Punch as his finisher

[FourFifty]

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! LOVED THAT FINISH!!!!!

[CSL]

Chavo gonna die

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Pepe has more credibility than Chavo right now

[screech]

How is that a DQ? Chavo did nothing

It made no sense. Was there a winner?

[Xero]

It made no sense. Was there a winner?

I think it's a no contest.

[CSL]

Well that was a giant pile of gay

[Xero]

12 ROUNDS!

[Volare]

3rd Shot for a 12 Rounds promo.

[Volare]

BTW Xero, my buddy DID come over with some Jack....fuck.

[CSL]

YEAH 12 ROUNDS

[Volare]

YEAH!

[Xero]

:eek:

[Innovator]

12 commercials for 12 Rounds

[RatedGSuperstar]

Could Julie from AP Calc give me a student loan for next year?

Probably just a local commercial that I'm trying to be too witty with and no one else saw. Meh.

[CSL]

Layfield Energy > Stacker 2

[Xero]

Did the eye rake REALLY call for three replays?

[Volare]

How in the hell was the referee blinded?

[FourFifty]

MAMAJUANA EXTREME DOT COM!!!!!!!!!!

[RatedGSuperstar]

How do you say "piss break" in Spanish?

[Xero]

When did Rey become Phanto?

[Xero]

How do you say "piss break" in Spanish?

Amy Dumas

[Corndad]

Im just glad the IC title is being defended again at Mania

[Loose Cannon]

Rey the Pedo would make a great heel

[Volare]

I do like the screen they got for WM this year...but they kinda remind me of a Mortal Kombat vs screen.

[RatedGSuperstar]

And does Allen Iverson know Rey stole his sleeves?

[Xero]

I thought they were giving the match away for a second there.

[RatedGSuperstar]

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[screech]

I love Layla.

[Volare]

I do like Layla's look.

[FourFifty]

I want Layla to sex up my junk.

[ClockShot]

Regal?

Movin' on up.

[Gerard]

Another sneak peek of that wanky movie coming up.....

[screech]

Rey the Pedo would make a great heel

:lol:

[Xero]

We all have to STAY TUNED for a 12 ROUNDS promo AFTER RAW!

[Loose Cannon]

I thought they were giving the match away for a second there.

lol, wouldn't surprise me

[The Gold Standard]

JBL ON COMMENTARY!!

JBL is great on the mic

[screech]

JBL on commentary. YES

[Volare]

JBL on Commentary...thank FUCKING GOD!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

JBL on the mic, where he belongs. Take a lesson, King.

[RatedGSuperstar]

I actually kinda hope Regal legit injures Rey here by working too stiff, just to get him off the WM card. But I'm selfish and a cruel human being.

[CSL]

FUCK WATCHING 24 AFTER RAW! 12 ROUNDS SNEAK PEAK!

[ClockShot]

We all have to STAY TUNED for a 12 ROUNDS promo AFTER RAW!

Do we have to?

[Corndad]

That was a different JBL lol

[Innovator]

JBL back to what he does best, ripping on Cole

[CSL]

lol JBL ignoring Cole

[Xero]

Do we have to?

No.

/Lashley

[Innovator]

Remember when Orton was as badass as Jack and Tony? Good times

[Corndad]

Well that was an akward pause in the match lol They had to rush that end.

[Innovator]

Booyanka Booyanka

[CSL]

*Listens to those names JBL said fly over the head of 98% of the audience*

[screech]

Why would he mess up JBL's suit like that?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

That was uncalled for. Rey's a jerk.

[Volare]

But not us dammit!

[Corndad]

This Kick was so sweet.

[Loose Cannon]

he's catching a tombstone tonight

[Supreme Olajuwon]

so Shawn gets beat down tonight eh

[CSL]

My god standing next to that bitch screaming would have been a nightmare

Fucking wrestling fans

[Supreme Olajuwon]

lol State of Play. What a stupid fucking title

[CSL]

Worse than 'A Toasty Torpedo'?

[Corndad]

Kid Rock

[ClockShot]

So the couldn't get AC/DC. So Kid Rock was the next best thing?

[TGR]

BONG!

[FourFifty]

For as long as I can recall I've been marking out for that gong.

[Xerzes]

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[Corndad]

Holy Blue

[Innovator]

About fucking time they mention the Rumble casket match

[RatedGSuperstar]

Oh wow, an actual reference to Royal Rumble 98.

[FourFifty]

I don't watch SmackDown.
Did I miss HBK's promo where he's the Anti-Taker?

[Corndad]

Loved how the Blue just went away when his music came on LOL

[The Gold Standard]

It has been over 10 years since they fought one on one

wow

[ClockShot]

Me like, me like.

[Corndad]

This is pretty sweet

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I :heart: Shawn Michaels so much. Amazing.

[FourFifty]

I can beat off to this promo.

no homo.

[The Gold Standard]

What a great promo

[Xero]

This was interesting.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Haha...a 16-1 tombstone.

[screech]

Fucking amazing job by both men.

[ClockShot]

Top notch job, A/V dept and Mr. Michaels.

[FourFifty]

The Undertaker should start throwing lightning bolts, or something supernatural.

[Corndad]

Wow.

[Xero]

Why is everyone turning into the Hulk for Mania this year?

[Theo Dious]

That was the greatest thing I have ever seen.

[Loose Cannon]

pretty sweet segment.

[CSL]

Taker taking a huge dump there

[Xero]

Came in half way through that promo, will watch it later. Looked good if a little cheesy. I was never a fan of the Graveyard promos for some reason.

[RatedGSuperstar]

The guy running my stream needs to stop flipping through his cable menu.

[TGR]

I'm suddenly reminded of when John Cena did the exact same thing.

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Cena's was good, but HBK's really takes the cake, and 'Taker's reaction makes it all the more awesome.

[CSL]

Fuck chilli, I want Slingdog

[Loose Cannon]

I'm suddenly reminded of when John Cena did the exact same thing.

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this was one of his greatest promos ever

[Corndad]

Wonder what they would have done if he beat Benoit one year

[The Gold Standard]

I'm suddenly reminded of when John Cena did the exact same thing.

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Cena's was good, but HBK's really takes the cake, and 'Taker's reaction makes it all the more awesome.


That was when Cena was awesome

[Xero]

FINK! FINK! FINK! FINK!

[The Gold Standard]

SANTINO!!!

[Xero]

I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW!? :mad:

[ClockShot]

Santino get new music?

[Corndad]

The unibrow is back lol

[RatedGSuperstar]

New Santino theme?

[Xero]

I hate Santino.

[FourFifty]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?!?!?!?!?!!?!

[Corndad]

HAHAHAHAHA SANTINOS GONNA BE IN THE WOMANS MATCH LOL

[Droford]

just fire him already please..

[SammyG]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL I TURN ON RAW AND CATCH THIS SANTINO THING

[Xero]

Oh Christ, I hope they don't do a Kaufman-like gimmick for him.

[The Gold Standard]

Santino is going to get his day wrecked

[LoDownM]

I haven't watched Raw in forever, who's the other chick with Santino?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Rosa Mendez is fucking incredible.

[CSL]

DID THEY CHANGE SANTINO'S MUSIC?

[TGR]

Santino is pulling a Wippleman? (Regardless if I botched the spelling)

[Corndad]

Cmon Mickie lol

[screech]

I fucking love Santino

[Johnny Vegas]

Yea, that was a classic promo. And i don't use that word "classic" lightly. That promo not only brought a great history lesson to those little ass kids in the audience who don't know shit but "Cena" and "Batista", but made this match even that much more legendary. Talk about two people who haven't been "overdone"...like someone said earlier, the last time these two went at it was TEN FUCKING YEARS AGO.

I especially liked how HBK named all of the "victims" of UT. But i also like how UT referenced that HBK was out 5 years because of him. Alot of history tied up in this match and these are the kind of matches i like.

:y:

[Xero]

LOL, holy shit, just noticed that pink masked guy. It's Blade Braxton! :love:

[HeartBreakMan2k]

STAY STILL!

[Loose Cannon]

ROFL @ the barrel role

[SammyG]

This is fucking awesome

[FourFifty]

Santino is fucking amazing!

[Johnny Vegas]

LOL WTF IS SANTINO DOING

[Corndad]

HAHAHA this is hilarious

[CSL]

This is hilarious

[screech]

Good job, Beth.

[FourFifty]

BOOM! HEAD SHOT!!!!!!!!!!

[Xero]

Santino is fucking <s>amazing</s> terrible!

[screech]

That was still fucking awesome

[The Gold Standard]

That was great

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Santino is not even close to one of my favorites, in fact - I don't even really like him that much, but I swear he makes me laugh more than anyone else on the show.

[TGR]

I used to despise Santino. But he's grown on me. Thumbs up.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Anyway, back to this Shawn Michaels promo. That was one of the best things I've ever seen.

[FourFifty]

I used to despise Santino. But he's grown on me. Thumbs up.

You know what else grows on people?
Cancer.

I've liked Santino since day one.

[Theo Dious]

The guy running my stream needs to stop flipping through his cable menu.

Pay for cable like the rest of us, fucking leech.

[Xero]

The climbing spot was pretty funny, but that's it.

Still hate him.

[Theo Dious]

You know what else grows on people?
Cancer.

I've liked Santino since day one.

I've liked him since his bland face run ended. I've loved him since he told Sandman that he was upset because "I make-a love to the beautiful Maria... and you make-a love to your stick!"

[Theo Dious]

The climbing spot was pretty funny, but that's it.

Still hate him.

Dammit man, Santino's going to tear the Kliq apart. :'(

[Xero]

MORE 12 ROUNDS!

[SammyG]

Nice, first 12 rounds promo of the night, I assume.

..

[Xero]

Dammit man, Santino's going to tear the Kliq apart. :'(

Nah. I may hate him but I feel he's good for business so he can stay.

[thedamndest]

I'm gonna shove that badge up John Cena's ass.

[LuigiD]

haha I didn't like the HBK segment..but I admit the highlight of the show was Santino :lol: the roll..

[Loose Cannon]

I've liked him since his bland face run ended. I've loved him since he told Sandman that he was upset because "I make-a love to the beautiful Maria... and you make-a love to your stick!"

rofl yea.

[Xero]

Once the movie bombs we won't hear anything about it.

[FourFifty]

Dammit man, Santino's going to tear the Kliq apart. :'(

Damn it, at this point in time we cannot let that happen. K4L.

[Loose Cannon]

lol still can't get over the barrel role

[RatedGSuperstar]

Pay for cable like the rest of us, fucking leech.

No TV in the shitty dorm room, so I have to watch online.

I can't wait to see what the WWE FACT says after 12 Rounds doesn't open in the Top 10 in the box office numbers this week. "12 Rounds sold more tickets than foreign films x, y, z COMBINED last weekend!"

[The Gold Standard]

Money in the Bank Ladder match most emotional match ever?

Nice one Cole. I am pretty sure Orton and HHH is more emotional than MITB

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD

[ClockShot]

Something big gotta go down here.

[TGR]

I love Orton's music. Seriously.

[screech]

Cole sucks

[CSL]

DiBiase's gonna be a big star

[Xero]

Does Orton smear himself with shit before he comes out?

[Innovator]

Here comes time for Dibiase to taste Gamey

[thedamndest]

So any predictions as to what HHH has hidden this week? I will say he's pre-soaked the ropes in kerosene and when Orton and DiBiase get in there he's gonna light a match and turn the ring into an Inferno Match.

[FourFifty]

"Never before seen footage of a movie that hasn't come out yet!"
Fucking tools...

[Xero]

So any predictions as to what HHH has hidden this week? I will say he's pre-soaked the ropes in kerosene and when Orton and DiBiase get in there he's gonna light a match and turn the ring into an Inferno Match.

The lights are going to go out and when they come back on the ring has been replaced by....


A HOG PEN!

[Loose Cannon]

So any predictions as to what HHH has hidden this week? I will say he's pre-soaked the ropes in kerosene and when Orton and DiBiase get in there he's gonna light a match and turn the ring into an Inferno Match.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[The Gold Standard]

I knew Lawler would be involved

[Corndad]

Well we called the Lawler/Jericho match sometime happening lol

[screech]

Go get im, Jerry!

[Xero]

And finally Lawler calls out Jericho.

[Johnny Vegas]

you knew it was coming...

[TGR]

Holy shit @ King calling out Jericho. Awesome.

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

Lawler finally calls him out.

[Theo Dious]

Yeah, why the hell didn't Lawler feel like doing something about this two hours ago?!

[CSL]

Seems Flair's watch was made of Golden Grahams

and YOU GO GIRL! @ King

[Xero]

lol at how the lights only hit his face.

[thedamndest]

The lights are going to go out and when they come back on the ring has been replaced by....


A HOG PEN!

The Game is 1-0 in the Sty Match.

[FourFifty]

Calling it now- The match will somehow turn into Triple H vs Malin Akerman in a topless jello match.

[CSL]

Trips bought his comb this week

[Droford]

i like how HHH just tosses the belt on the ground like its a cheap plastic toy you get at the concession stand..

[Theo Dious]

So, are we going to see Linda get punted tonight?

[RatedGSuperstar]

I get the feeling I'm going to hate the ending to this Raw.

[screech]

LOL CAWdy

[Xero]

CAWDY!

[ClockShot]

CAWDY!

[Loose Cannon]

yes, they have finally outsmarted him

[Xero]

Orton's gonna rape Trips.

[Innovator]

Make quick recovery

+50 durability

[ClockShot]

CUFF HIM ALREADY!

[Droford]

you would think HHH would try and use the handcuffs like brass knucks but hey..

[CSL]

Wonder if he shat under there

[HeartBreakMan2k]

They have killed Legacy. Triple H should only be getting EQUAL offense to Randy Orton in a one on one situation. Anything ore than that Trips shouldn't have any offense AT ALL.

[shadowfoxrz]

they should just beat the shit outta trips for ten minutes......make up for lost time