Official "Grr I'm Gonna get you Randy Orton!" Raw Thread(3/23)

[Juan]

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff67/hugobn/RawisWar.jpg

Confirmed for tonight...

World Heavyweight Champion Edge vs. Big Show
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y198/ThatJuanGuy1/untitled-3.jpg

WWE.com Preview: "After their altercation on SmackDown left the object of their affections - GM Vickie Guererro - laid out in the ring, World Heavyweight Champion Edge and Big Show break their truce and go one-on-one tonight on Raw."

WWE Champion Triple H vs. Randy Orton & Ted DiBiase
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WWE.com Preview: "WWE Champion Triple H will do anything to get his hands on Randy Orton, even if it means facing two men in a single match. After decimating Cody Rhodes last week, The Game faces Orton & Ted DiBiase in a Handicap Match live on Raw."

[CSL]

At least try FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Juan]

Try what?

[Juan]

If you're talking about a clever title for the thread, blame KoOS, that was his deal.

[DarKCentaur]

I'm playing the RAW is WAR theme circa 98-99 in my head right now.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I hate Handicap Matches. That is all I'm going to say. I wish the WWE would have Chris Jericho challenged by Sim Snuka, out for revenge for what Jericho did to his father. I mean, it'd be a good filler development for this legends stuff heading into Mania.

[Mr. Nerfect]

If The Fink is announced for the Hall of Fame, it will be the biggest mark out moment of the show. Calling it.

[Mooияakeя™]

Fuck me, that opening post is about as dull as a Ken Patera promo.

[CSL]

Witty title, WWE.com preview, official RAW pic GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I am also offended by the word 'War' in the above graphic :mad::foc:

[CSL]

lol Ken Patera

[Juan]

Fuck me, that opening post is about as dull as a Ken Patera promo.

Eat me

[Mooияakeя™]

Eat me

:love:

http://www.geocities.com/supersportcenter/KenPatera.jpg

[Juan]

IS THAT BETTER??

[Mooияakeя™]

We gone HD.

The Patera factor is no longer an issue.

[CSL]

Yeah mane, love a good 'Bandwidth Exceeded' pic :D

[Juan]

oh FFS

[Juan]

Which pic isn't showing up?

[Loose Cannon]

I love all these Ken Patera jokes :love:

he's like a running joke with me whenever I go to wrestling conventions.

[CSL]

He's a running joke between me and a few guys as some variety of skin disease (e.g "He's got Kenpatera")

And top pic Juan

[Volare]

I'm here tonite...no work for me! Just beer, more beer...and "extra" activities.

[Juan]

Also, I have DirecTV now, so I'll be able to watch with you guys for a change.

[Volare]

Welcome to the 21st Century Juan!

[Juan]

LOL thanks. I had Comcast for the longest time, but the price got to be too much for me. So I'm a dish man now.

[Mooияakeя™]

Pity, I can't handle the breaks (seriously, u guys must have had advertising embedded into your souls), so I just join in 30 mins delayed so I can forward the breaks.

[Volare]

There ya go. I use commercials to get another beer or some food...time flys easily.

[Volare]

Happy Gilmore is on E! network. I was channel surfing and found it.

[The Gold Standard]

I'm playing the RAW is WAR theme circa 98-99 in my head right now.

I did the same thing

[Volare]

So who's drinking what...I got Miller High Life.

[RatedGSuperstar]

I came here expecting a thread title like "Raw is 12 ROUNDS!!" or something to that effect. Bah.

Hopefully Orton can get some momentum back tonight, otherwise I'll probably be ready to give up on that angle. Apparently Stephanie is confirmed to return tonight, too. Not many other matches confirmed, which probably means we'll be subjected to Random Divas Tag Match #23,464 at some point tonight.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I agree. Juan sucks.

[Volare]

Rodney Carrington said it best..."Titties and Beer".

[Volare]

That's alot better Juan!

[RatedGSuperstar]

http://www.sescoops.com/images2/hhhangryface.gif

[Volare]

Grrrrrrrrrrr!

[Loose Cannon]

lets count how many times they show anything to do with 12 rounds tonight. It can be the trailor, the announcers talking about it, a poster etc...

[Juan]

lets count how many times they show anything to do with 12 rounds tonight. It can be the trailor, the announcers talking about it, a poster etc...

My prediction: 52

[Volare]

They have been killing the shit out of it.

[The Gold Standard]

http://www.sescoops.com/images2/hhhangryface.gif

LOL:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Volare]

Yep..that looks like Trips.

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/t/the_incredible_hulk-6679.jpg

[FourFifty]

So who's drinking what...I got Miller High Life.

I'm out of beer... But I have rum!

[Volare]

That sounds good. I wish I had some Jack.

[FourFifty]

Take a shot when they show an ad for 12 rounds?

[RatedGSuperstar]

No one would be able to type by the end of the first hour.

[Volare]

I'd say 30 minutes.

[FourFifty]

But it'll make for a better show.

[Volare]

Expecially with the divas.

[Volare]

Heh, all of us are members of the T.A.S. The TPWW Alchoholics Society.

[Corndad]

Evening Fellas. Here we go.

[FourFifty]

Well, I'm gonna pour my first drink at the first break.

[Juan]

The world is watching!

[Juan]

Wooooooooooo!

[Volare]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[FourFifty]

He's gonna lose, he's already in the ring :(

[Corndad]

Woah. Flair to start out. You use the tanning bed a few days this week eh Ric?

[FourFifty]

Oh, and WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[Volare]

Well THIS is a shock.

[screech]

WOOOOO

[ClockShot]

As myself and somebody else said last week, Orton gotta win the battle against H this week. If he goes down again, might as well start digging the grave.

Evening, folks.

[RatedGSuperstar]

WooooOOOOooo!

[The Gold Standard]

WOO what a way to kick off raw

[ClockShot]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Money for Panthers season tickets.

[Volare]

I can smell a good promo comin.

[FourFifty]

This 1 on 3 thing is just over the top. Maybe 2 on 3, but 1 on 3.... They're just showing Hall of Fame wrestlers and one guy.

[screech]

I don't want that match to happen.

[Corndad]

How long does it take him to get to the damn ring Jesus.

[Juan]

nice heat for Jericho

[Volare]

Now THAT is some heat!

[Volare]

The one guy in the yellow shirt clapping. HA!

[Juan]

wow Jericho looks like he hasn't slept in ages

[ClockShot]

And going, and going, and going.

Nothing stops the Energizer Jericho.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Euthanized by Chris Jericho...haha.

[Volare]

Psycho Flair...here we go!

[The Gold Standard]

Gotta love crazy Flair

[Loose Cannon]

ABUSE OF POWER

ABUSE OF POWER

[Juan]

Thank you Jericho!

[ClockShot]

Woooooow. Did he even land that punch?

[Volare]

Wow...who didn't see this comin?

[Corndad]

Wow. Flairs busted open.

[FourFifty]

God damn it! Why did I wait for the first break to get a drink? This segment is cheap heat.

[Volare]

Wow..Flair bladed again.

[FourFifty]

Wow...who didn't see this comin?

Blind people?

[FourFifty]

FREE SHOES!!!!!!!

[Juan]

LOL Jericho throwing out Flair's shoes

[Volare]

Cmon Lawler, do somethin jesus! He's your "Hall of Fame Brother" too!

[Corndad]

Why isn't Lawler doin anything lol

[ClockShot]

Wrap it up.

[Xero]

Don't fret everyone, Xero's finally here.

[Volare]

Good night Flair.

[ClockShot]

Damn. Is it just me, or did Flair put on some lbs.?

[Loose Cannon]

lol what character in Problem Child does Flair remind you of right now?

[Volare]

Xero my homie!

[Volare]

I think Flair might have bladed too deep.

[Johnny Vegas]

He beat that ass

[Volare]

So he takes the watch him and Shawn got at last years WM?

[ClockShot]

BREAK THE WATCH! BREAK THE WATCH!

[Xero]

Volare :love:

Rolex. :'(

[Gerard]

The legends are taking their time hopping onto their walkers and tottering down to the ring.

[FourFifty]

K4L

[CSL]

Oh shit he trashed his biscuit!

[The Gold Standard]

Oh no, his watch...how is ge going to get a new one...

[RatedGSuperstar]

Damn, he crushed the watch. I'm sure Cryme Tyme would've pawned it for him if he asked.

[Johnny Vegas]

Man, Jericho has got my vote already as the heel of 2009

[screech]

Way to jump in, Jerry

[Xero]

Oh no, his watch...how is ge going to get a new one...

Six, seven ROH appearances tops.

[Volare]

THE WATCH THE WATCH BAHGAWD THE WATCH!

[ClockShot]

Anyone else think Flair should have stayed out of the company awhile longer?

[interforce]

LOL @ the crowd wanting Jericho to throw them the watch.

Vintage jericho there

[Xero]

Jericho and Flair are gold right now.

Too bad the match itself sucks.

[Volare]

Jericho vs Flair, Rolex on a pole match at Backlash. Calling it now.

[Xero]

Anyone else think Flair should have stayed out of the company awhile longer?

Yes.

[Volare]

Ditto.

[Juan]

Detective Wheeler :love:

[Corndad]

Well I think atleast they built Jerichos heat back up after getting beat down last week.

[Corndad]

Hardy? really?

[Juan]

The Extreme Charismatic Enigma!

[Xero]

THEY'RE GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT!

[ClockShot]

Jeff Hardy...........on Raw...........oh my.

[RatedGSuperstar]

THIS IS THE MOST VIOLENT I'VE SEEN A HUMAN BEING BE!

Sorry, that was Lawler, not West.

TIME FOR JEFF TO GET ZIGGY WITH IT~!

[Volare]

This might be good.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

"That was the most disturbing thing I've ever seen"

-Jerry Lawler, the guy who watched Owen Hart fall to his death

[Gerard]

whats this dingleberry doing on raw?

[Corndad]

Poor Dolph and his weekly job LOL

[Volare]

Never mind.

[FourFifty]

WE'RE GETTIN' ZIGGY WITH IT!!!!!!

[ClockShot]

Extreme rules with Ziggy.

Point?

[Xero]

LOL, Job Ziggler.

[Juan]

lol 2nd week in a row Dolph gets the jobber intro

[The Gold Standard]

Does anyone else find it funny that Matt and Jeff will fight in an extreme rules match, but the ECW title matches are never extreme rules?

[interforce]

Yeah Ziggler is gonna job again

[HeartBreakMan2k]

LOL! Edge's graphic for the "coming up tonight" type screens is fucking incredible.

[Volare]

Is that Sting from NWO Wolfpack?

[Juan]

Hopefully this'll be better than the extreme rules match on Smackdown last week

[Xero]

STEEL CHAIR! Now THAT'S extreme!

[Savio]

who is that in the mask?

[Volare]

Wow, missed poetry in motion.

[Volare]

Ziggy can fight!

[Xero]

Twist of.... Swinging Neckbreaker

[Volare]

Botch by Ziggy.

[FourFifty]

RAW HAS GONE PG-13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:nono:

[Savio]

neck breaker

[Volare]

That's what you get for botchin Ziggy...7 chair shots to the back!

[Xero]

lol, fucked it up again.

[RatedGSuperstar]

This first half hour is pretty violent for TV PG, no?

Not complaining, just saying.

Edit: Is Matt Hardy alive? How has he not made an appearance in like the last week or two?

[Loose Cannon]

RAW HAS GONE PG-13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:nono:

lol, they said that?

[Corndad]

We wish Dolph the best in his future endeavors

[Xero]

Lilian: Here is your winner... JEFF HARY!

[Xero]

Think he's gonna pull out a ladder at Mania?

:shifty:

[The Gold Standard]

I LOVE JEFF HARDY PROMOS...

[Gerard]

Oh god here we go with the lame promo, at least it was short.

[thedamndest]

That Jeff Hardy promo was far more punishing than anything he did in the match.

[Volare]

Lilian: Here is your winner... JEFF HARY!

You heard it too?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

WILL BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[interforce]

Someone get that retard off the mic

[ClockShot]

I hate to be Nicky as soon as I get in back.

[Volare]

LMFAO the Official beating of Vickie.

[Xero]

That was a Linda McMahon sell.

[Corndad]

Edge speared his wife *cheap 4th grade pop*

[Volare]

I'm waiting for the 12 Rounds plug.

[Loose Cannon]

Thanks for the words Jeff. I can't wait to drop $55 on Mania now

[Juan]

I'd rather watch a Jeff Hardy promo than this shit

[RatedGSuperstar]

Wow, a lot more boos for Cena than usual.

[thedamndest]

In fact, I think Jeff Hardy should forgo actually wrestling Matt Hardy at Wrestlemania and instead request a microphone and promo him until he submits.

[The Gold Standard]

Anyone else throw up Cena's hand motions when he comes on screen?

[Xero]

Is it Christmas?

[FourFifty]

.......................wtf :wtf:

[ClockShot]

Gag me.

Did he make it to the arena tonight?

[Volare]

OMG GET That Picture off of my damn screen!

[Xero]

Anyone else throw up Cena's hand motions when he comes on screen?

No, but I usually throw up.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Cena's back to rhyming.

[Loose Cannon]

wtf, Shane McMahon did the same thing about Big Show like 6 years ago

[RatedGSuperstar]

Oh look, Cena learned how to use Photoshop.

[FourFifty]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z46/MindGames88/ECW/thSteve_Blackman.jpg

[CSL]

Russell Brand appears to be Vickie and Show's lovechild

And this Cena segment is horrendous

HIRE RUSSO!

[Xero]

Cena's back to rhyming.

So I guess he's now the Gangsta Nursery Rhymer?

[Theo Dious]

Is it me or is Cena fucking up what is otherwise an almost decent program?

[Loose Cannon]

SERIOUSLY, SHANE DID THE SAME EXACT THING. ARE YOU SERIOUS

[FourFifty]

Sign Russo, and keep him on a short leash.

[Loose Cannon]

mention of 12 rounds: 1

[Loose Cannon]

2

[Theo Dious]

Sneak peak?! WE'VE ALREADY SEEN THE WHOLE MOVIE VIA THE DAMN PROMOS!!!!!!111

[RatedGSuperstar]

Well, at least he won't be wrestling tonight.

[Volare]

1 Shot

[CSL]

Is it me or is Cena fucking up what is otherwise an almost decent program?

Not really his fault

[Xero]

Is it me or is Cena fucking up what is otherwise an almost decent program?

Yeah. They just shoe-horned him in there for whatever reason instead of giving him his own program.

I guess because "The Champ" needs to be in a title match. :roll:

[Juan]

I don't really mind Cena being in the match, as long he doesn't do anymore of those promos he just did.

[Volare]

Killzone 2. I can't wait!

[Johnny Vegas]

You guys are hard on Cena for no reason tbh...like its a new law

[CSL]

Guy doing the voiceover for that bowling/coupon ad thing sounds like Paul Heyman

[Volare]

WM 21...the start of the Cena disease.

[Xero]

You guys are hard on Cena for no reason tbh...like its a new law

Okay, first, new?

Second, I like Cena, the man, and I've always maintained that I'm a Cena supporter. He's especially great for PR. His booking, on the other hand, is getting worse and worse.

[Xero]

FINK!

[Volare]

No shots of Benoit...go figure.

[Loose Cannon]

this was the last Mania I purchased

[Juan]

Okay, first, new?

Second, I like Cena, the man, and I've always maintained that I'm a Cena supporter. He's especially great for PR. His booking, on the other hand, is getting worse and worse.

I dunno, I'd say going from an almost 2 year title reign to where he is now is a step in the right direction

[screech]

BAH GAWD

[Volare]

This....again?

[Xero]

I dunno, I'd say going from an almost 2 year title reign to where he is now is a step in the right direction

The direction is fine. The booking of his storylines, on the other hand, have taken a nose dive.

[FourFifty]

............MVP IS THE US CHAMPION!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Xero]

Why is God in this match?

[Juan]

This....again?

It was a 6-man tag match last week

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Honestly, they've added so many stupid promos and commercials that they've actually cut out entrances tonight. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

[Volare]

Finlay is on the heel's side.

[Juan]

whoa WTF was that?

[Corndad]

What the hell was that HAHAHA

[FourFifty]

.....What did Orton just say?

[ClockShot]

What the.......

Anybody else hear that?

[Gerard]

SERIOUSLY, SHANE DID THE SAME EXACT THING. ARE YOU SERIOUS

Our memories arent supposed to go back more than 6 months.

[Loose Cannon]

This....again?

yea.....like I've been saying.

[Johnny Vegas]

LOL WTF was that random ass shit

[Xero]

LOL, what was that?

[interforce]

Where did they get Flairs voice from? lol

[The Gold Standard]

it sounded like flair i think

[Loose Cannon]

dammit, what did he say. missed it

[Gerard]

What the.......

Anybody else hear that?

sounded like flair saying four two or something

[Loose Cannon]

ROFL WHAT

[Xero]

WE'RE LOOKIN' FORWARD TO!

[RatedGSuperstar]

A Wanted video game? Didn't almost everyone die in the movie?

[Volare]

Heh...OOPS!

[Fox]

what have I missed?

[Theo Dious]

A Wanted video game? Didn't almost everyone die in the movie?

SPOILER ASSHOLE!!! :rant:

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[interforce]

What was Mysterio advertising then? Something for BK i saw

[Xero]

Cena wins.

[Corndad]

Yea that sounded like Flair.

[Theo Dious]

Also I thought I was the only one who heard the random "voice of God."

[CSL]

Manhunt in black and white

[Xero]

It's Mr. Total Nonstop Attitude!

[The Gold Standard]

Shelton will win a Money in the Bank one time...i hope

[Volare]

Same spot as in ECW

[Xero]

God's getting pissed.

[Juan]

Wig Splittin' time

[CSL]

This match makes me miss the old Survior Series PPV's

[Juan]

VINCE HATES CHRISTIAN!

[FourFifty]

SPOILER ASSHOLE!!! :rant:


It's a good, funny movie to start out. Once the guy snaps it's a good, well shot movie. However, once they turned it into a serious action movie I didn't care for it.


Oh, and Cena Wins.

[Volare]

GO!!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Christian wins! Vince hates him!

[RatedGSuperstar]

Not going to mention that not only was Christian in the first MITB, but he was also in the first tag team ladder match and was a part in creating TLC? No? He never teamed with Edge? Okay.

Christian got the pin? VINCE MUST HATE HI...oh wait.

[Theo Dious]

Anybody know where I can download this version of Christian's theme?

[interforce]

ZOMG Christian got a pin!!

[ClockShot]

Yeah...........ok.

[The Gold Standard]

BAMF FINLAY!!! then Swogs music...wow so BAMF now

[Supreme Olajuwon]

12 Rounds

[Volare]

2nd Shot.

[Xero]

12 ROUNDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[screech]

I hate that Finlay uses Swog's music.

[FourFifty]

The Swog has more cred than Ziggy :(


Anyone know where to download Christian's theme?

[CSL]

Gee, I wonder if anyone in the back told them to look at the case

[Jeez]

"That was the most disturbing thing I've ever seen"

-Jerry Lawler, the guy who watched Owen Hart fall to his death

That's what I said.

[CSL]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 12 ROUNDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

CAN'T WAITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[Supreme Olajuwon]

The Swog has more cred than Ziggy :(


Anyone know where to download Christian's theme?
shittycovers.com

[Juan]

Anybody know where I can download this version of Christian's theme?

Haven't been able to find it anywhere. It's by Story of the Year. There are some versions out there that are just the original version with the pitch in the voice changed to sound like a male voice.