ECW Captions for 04/07/09

[Xero]

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[Xero]

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The Matrix is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 1999.

[PorkSoda]

XERO! CATM for March!

[Xero]

Note: I'm pushing CotM back to next week.

[The Mackem]

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Ref: Dude, you're standing on Tommy Dreamer

Henry: Tommy Who?!

[Haze]

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Teddy is all smiles because Extenze worked for him.

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In a cost cutting move, Vince decided to demote Hornswoggle to cameraman.

[BigDaddyCool]

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Swagger: What kind of hobosuit GM are you?

Teddy: Listen here playa...oh wait.

[Xero]

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Mark Henry gonna rape you.

[Mr. Nerfect]

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It was the end of the PG-era when Teddy Long decided to light up a cigarette, setting a bad example for children everywhere.

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It was quite sad that Teddy Long looked so serious about the Business Suit Contest that was obviously just designed to show off Tiffany.

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Jack Swagger's scary face was still more intimidating than Lashley's.

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Damn, Natalya, I know you and Tyson Kidd have something going on, but do you have to go for his cock in front of 49,763 fans?

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John Morrison wasn't actually taken out here. He started on the floor, and then backflipped up and over. Because he's John fucking Morrison.

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So it'll be The Miz taking over from JBL in the lockerroom?

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If the leg drop didn't beat The Miz, the three fingers to the mid-section would.

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When John Morrison accidentally got his foot stuck inside the the face of Carlito, most were disgusted, but Natalya was surprisingly turned on.

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Primo saving Tyson Kidd from the evil invisible pixie on his shoulder, making him act like a douchebag, actually got over on ECW, because they were on Sci-Fi.

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Tyson Kidd: Maybe if I stay perfectly still, the move won't hit me?

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Miguel Prado made his WWE debut, but was shocked when he didn't get the pin in his debut match.

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John Cone: No, Evan, you're meant to point to Tyson Kidd in this game.

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Evan Bourne: I'm so happy, guys!

Primo: OK, maybe this guy is the douchebag.

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See, Christian's not jobbing cleanly. His new gimmick where his OCD plays up, and he can't take his eyes of a smudge on the mat explains perfectly how he can lose to someone like Mark Henry without losing heat.

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*Mark Henry connects with a big boot*

Finlay: Save me, Lord!

Even Tony Atlas was impressed with Finlay's selling.

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Mark Henry botches a body slam.

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Man, Finlay would just be horrified to know there aren't any flattering pictures of him in this week's set.

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Liu Christian wins.

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Finlay: Holy shit, those are some pretty shiny boots on Henry. *breaks cover*

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*3 seconds later, The Undertaker dives out of nowhere onto the cameraman.*

Cameraman: Fuck this, I am just quitting.

[Skippord]

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what is happening to the left side of the camera? nobody but carlito knows

[Haze]

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Christian regrets telling Mark Henry to bite him.

[parkmania]

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Ladies and Gentlemen, the last living member of the Four Tops...



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Where will YOU be when your heartburn hits?



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Superman accidentally imprisons the Colons and Evan Bourne in the Phantom Zone.

[Rammsteinmad]

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Producers were not impressed by Christians audition for the next Power Rangers movie.