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ECW Captions for 04/07/09
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The Matrix is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 1999. |
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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XERO! CATM for March!
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VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT
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Ref: Dude, you're standing on Tommy Dreamer Henry: Tommy Who?! |
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Daddy's Home
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Teddy is all smiles because Extenze worked for him. In a cost cutting move, Vince decided to demote Hornswoggle to cameraman. |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Swagger: What kind of hobosuit GM are you? Teddy: Listen here playa...oh wait. |
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He's Here
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Mark Henry gonna rape you. |
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It was the end of the PG-era when Teddy Long decided to light up a cigarette, setting a bad example for children everywhere. It was quite sad that Teddy Long looked so serious about the Business Suit Contest that was obviously just designed to show off Tiffany. Jack Swagger's scary face was still more intimidating than Lashley's. Damn, Natalya, I know you and Tyson Kidd have something going on, but do you have to go for his cock in front of 49,763 fans? John Morrison wasn't actually taken out here. He started on the floor, and then backflipped up and over. Because he's John fucking Morrison. So it'll be The Miz taking over from JBL in the lockerroom? If the leg drop didn't beat The Miz, the three fingers to the mid-section would. When John Morrison accidentally got his foot stuck inside the the face of Carlito, most were disgusted, but Natalya was surprisingly turned on. Primo saving Tyson Kidd from the evil invisible pixie on his shoulder, making him act like a douchebag, actually got over on ECW, because they were on Sci-Fi. Tyson Kidd: Maybe if I stay perfectly still, the move won't hit me? Miguel Prado made his WWE debut, but was shocked when he didn't get the pin in his debut match. John Cone: No, Evan, you're meant to point to Tyson Kidd in this game. Evan Bourne: I'm so happy, guys! Primo: OK, maybe this guy is the douchebag. See, Christian's not jobbing cleanly. His new gimmick where his OCD plays up, and he can't take his eyes of a smudge on the mat explains perfectly how he can lose to someone like Mark Henry without losing heat. *Mark Henry connects with a big boot* Finlay: Save me, Lord! Even Tony Atlas was impressed with Finlay's selling. Mark Henry botches a body slam. Man, Finlay would just be horrified to know there aren't any flattering pictures of him in this week's set. Liu Christian wins. Finlay: Holy shit, those are some pretty shiny boots on Henry. *breaks cover* *3 seconds later, The Undertaker dives out of nowhere onto the cameraman.* Cameraman: Fuck this, I am just quitting. |
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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![]() what is happening to the left side of the camera? nobody but carlito knows |
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Daddy's Home
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Christian regrets telling Mark Henry to bite him. |
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#BUCTOBER
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Ladies and Gentlemen, the last living member of the Four Tops... Where will YOU be when your heartburn hits? Superman accidentally imprisons the Colons and Evan Bourne in the Phantom Zone. |
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TPWW's #3 Peep
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Producers were not impressed by Christians audition for the next Power Rangers movie. |
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