Official RAW Thread 4/13/09: The Draft

[ClockShot]

NO WHAMMIES!

[#BROKEN Hasney]

WOOO, DRAFTAGE

[UmbrellaCorporation]

MVP to Raw, whooooo!

[RGWhat316]

Well well, MVP

[Triple Naitch]

Ballin'!

[ron the dial]

mvp on raw. nice.

[Xero]

Rey's going to SmackDown!....

[Xerzes]

Boo urns.

Well, it'll be nice to have MVP on a show that's on TV, at least. Y'know, the one or two shows a year he'll be mentioned. Have to make sure Batista and Cena get an hour each.

[RatedGSuperstar]

MVP! Yesssssss

[Loose Cannon]

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

MVP

[St. Jimmy]

UGH NO

[Londoner]

so technically, smackdown has no titles?

[CSL]

MVP!

Fucking hell. Push time hopefully

[Droford]

MVP?

uhuh..

I smell IC/US unification #2

[Loose Cannon]

I can finally watch this dam guy

[screech]

BAH GAWD

[thedamndest]

I'm COMIN...to RAW.

[FourFifty]

I'm looking forward to this.

And I like how Kane has his own backstage music.

[Triple Naitch]

A little late to the party there, Cole.

[The Chris Rosa]

SHIT! His push has just evaporated in the shuffle...

[Linkbowler]

Raw just took a massive salary cap hit.

[Londoner]

Oh yeh, forgot WHC is raws title.

[Droford]

so technically, smackdown has no titles?

Colons and Whoever the Diva champ is.

[Fox]

omg quiznos sounds sooo good

[Loose Cannon]

now Raw just needs Edge, Big Show, Taker, Jeff Hardy

[CSL]

Colons and Whoever the Diva champ is.

Maryyyyyyyyseeeee :drool:

[CSL]

now Raw just needs Edge, Big Show, Taker, Jeff Hardy

I think Edge might go

Cena too but the other way obv

[Xero]

I'd be shocked if Cena went to SD.

[Fox]

I wanna fuck this online college chick.

[Xerzes]

How

[FourFifty]

My God, he's old!

[ClockShot]

CHIEF JAY!

[Xero]

How.

[FourFifty]

Kane vs Strongbow?

[Xero]

KANE PYRO! KANE PYRO! KANE PYRO!

[Fox]

COLE: "Maybe he'll get drafted!"

stfu, faggot

[Xero]

Kane vs Strongbow?

lol

[Xerzes]

TBK!

[Fox]

TBK!!!

[Xero]

Way to botch that promo, Cole.

[Triple Naitch]

Hmmm....tough call on this one... :shifty:

[Jeritron]

Wow this isn't gonna last

[RGWhat316]

Uh oh, squash match.

[Londoner]

ahahaah wow what a shite match this'll be

[FourFifty]

FAIRY CAKES AND BUTTER LIPS!!!!

[ron the dial]

yes brian kendrick!

[TGR]

Holy crap. Please dont make Kane job to TBK...

[Xero]

Good, Fairycakes gets thrown around for a bit and is pinned.

[thedamndest]

Raw gets another pick.

[CSL]

Kendrick gon get squasheddddddd

[Droford]

yeah...

[FourFifty]

Not gonna lie- I like Kane, but I want to see TBK win this.

[ClockShot]

Kendrick, eh?

This should be interesting.

[Linkbowler]

Spanky is going to die.

[Loose Cannon]

Kendrick looks like the roadie for Poison

[thedamndest]

He is not a man with a Draft Pick.

[FourFifty]

BITCH SLAP!!!

[Jeritron]

Noid is about to have his heart broken

[screech]

What a boot

[Fox]

Haha Jackson got straight booted in the face.

[Xero]

LOL, right in the Butterlips.

[RatedGSuperstar]

LOL at Fairycakes cowering in the corner.

[Loose Cannon]

seriously, I haven't seen Kendrick forever. what the fuck. his body guard looks like that UFC Fighter, Kimbo Slice

[FourFifty]

....Thanks for playing.

[TGR]

Thank God.

[Xero]

LOL

[CSL]

This has been a pathetic show so far

[ron the dial]

lol awesome match

[ClockShot]

That was quick. They ain't lying when they wanna get 12 picks in.

[Xerzes]

Boo squash. Boo.

[Jeritron]

Maryse please

[Loose Cannon]

lol squash.

RAW RULES

FU SMACKDOWN

[FourFifty]

Come on TBK!!!

[thedamndest]

YESSSSSSSS

[Xero]

You know, they keep saying "pick" but it's random...

[Loose Cannon]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[screech]

TALK ABOUT BIG

[St. Jimmy]

OH GOD NO.

[CSL]

Fucking hell, now Show

[RatedGSuperstar]

Well that was predictable.

[Xero]

BIG SHOW'S COMING TO RAW!

[Londoner]

Smackdown is getting shitted on

[RGWhat316]

RAW is gonna be a bigger Show now.

[Fox]

Now just Edge, Taker and the Hardys left.

[Loose Cannon]

BIG SHOW..

Two down, 3 to go

[Droford]

the brand split must secretly be ending tonight.\

[ClockShot]

Big Show?

Vince wasn't lying when he wanted to beef up Raw.

[ron the dial]

BIG SHOW BABY

give me edge!

[Xerzes]

They really are taking every single main eventer or potential main eventer from SD, aren't they?

[The Chris Rosa]

Goddamn. I wish he was still getting pushed.


And nobody cares about Big Show...

[Londoner]

Good pick though.

[Triple Naitch]

SmackDown is getting raped.

[Loose Cannon]

Raw can give Smackdown Rey Mysterio. Please take him

[thedamndest]

Good job, Big Show. Get yourself off that Smackdown.

[ron the dial]

that means ho, you've been shit-ted on

[St. Jimmy]

Stop ruining the only good WWE show plz, kthx.

[RatedGSuperstar]

At least this way I guess we get Big Show/Cena through the summer now, with Show being Vickie's lover or whatever.

It makes me wonder what SmackDown's going to be getting, though...maybe someone like CM Punk? Jericho?

[Xero]

Know what this three hour RAW is missing?

A 12 Rounds promo!

[Loose Cannon]

If Raw gets Taker, I'm going to flip out

[FourFifty]

.......................THis makes me want to punch children.

[Droford]

Smackdown is gonna get Santino so they can get press for having a transvestite wrestling on national tv.

oh wait..well..close enough

[Londoner]

Rey is going to smackdown,I don't doubt it.

[Fox]

I'm so high.

[Jeritron]

You guys do realize that Smackdown can draft Raw stars over to it's show right? I'm sure it will even out somewhat

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>lol this draft is gonna be just like last year. All the big names drafted on the main show, doesn't look the least bit random.</font> :o

[thedamndest]

Now Smackdown needs Cena, Rey, and Kofi. Maybe Mark Henry.

[Xero]

They seem to be undoing what they did last year, since they don't give two shits about MyNetwork anymore.

I bet RAW gets Hunter.

[FourFifty]

Smackdown is gonna get Santino so they can get press for having a transvestite wrestling on national tv.

oh wait..well..close enough

Transvestite? What? I don't get it.... Albeit it would be a shame if they split up Santino and Santina.

[Xero]

Who cares if they have more coverage in China?

Fucking Chinamen don't know their wrestling....

[Corndad]

Evening Fellas

Both picks MVP and Big Show really good picks will freshen them both up.

[ClockShot]

That a Van Gogh hanging on the wall?

[Triple Naitch]

So in the handicap match, does the winner give Raw a draft pick no matter who wins? :roll:

[ron the dial]

lol this draft is gonna be just like last year. All the big names drafted on the main show, doesn't look the least bit random. :o
well who gives a fuck if a no name moves shows

[FourFifty]

BITCH SLAP CHAVO!! *clap-clap clap-clap-clap*
BITCH SLAP CHAVO!! *clap-clap clap-clap-clap*
BITCH SLAP CHAVO!! *clap-clap clap-clap-clap*
BITCH SLAP CHAVO!! *clap-clap clap-clap-clap*
BITCH SLAP CHAVO!! *clap-clap clap-clap-clap*

[Xero]

Transvestite? What? I don't get it.... Albeit it would be a shame if they split up Santino and Santina.

You know what? I could see them doing that.

In fact, I'm positive they're doing it.

[screech]

Vickie is taking cues from Russo

[Xero]

HLA! HLA! HLA!

[CSL]

Jack Thwagger!

[RatedGSuperstar]

Who cares if they have more coverage in China?

Fucking Chinamen don't know their wrestling....

Convenient that they left out the NBA ratings, though. Yao Ming blows every other sport out of the water over there.

[St. Jimmy]

swagger is taller than cena?

[Xero]

Swagger should cut a rap on him, lol.

[Loose Cannon]

Holy shit, this is what we just talked about in a thread.

Swagger stepping up

[FourFifty]

I already like this kid.

[ClockShot]

Booker T somewhere in the building?

[Evil Vito]

well who gives a fuck if a no name moves shows

<font color=goldenrod>I know, I'm just saying it's retarded.</font>

[Triple Naitch]

Two Time Two Time

[Loose Cannon]

WWE needs to book a fluke win tonight

[CSL]

lol Cena

[FourFifty]

So who would win? The All American American, or Mr. Kennedy......Kennedy?

[The Chris Rosa]

Kennedy made it work....

[Xero]

lol, Cena's saying what we're all thinking.

[Xerzes]

Uh..Cena? The things you say sound stupid anyway.

[FourFifty]

Albeit I still think Dolph Ziggler vs Kennedy would be an epic feud.

[Xero]

So who would win? The All American American, or Mr. Kennedy......Kennedy?

Kelly Kelly cashes in the Briefcase Briefcase.

[Jeritron]

If Swagger can drop that lisp and settle into his own a bit more (so as to not seem so forced charismatically) I think he has A LOT of potential

[ron the dial]

swagger is the man

[RGWhat316]

Oh yeah, Mickie on her way out.

[Corndad]

Oh freakin Mickie.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Raw can give Smackdown Rey Mysterio. Please take him

Yep, pretty much this. :y:

[FourFifty]

Who cares if they have more coverage in China?

Fucking Chinamen don't know their wrestling....

What does China know about Mistico?

[ClockShot]

Burn Notice back in June. AWESOME!

[RatedGSuperstar]

swagger is taller than cena?

Swagger's actually pretty big...he's like 6'6".

I still think Cena hits his three moves and pins him in about 4 minutes, but whatever.

[Xerzes]

Also, despite how often it's mentioned, I've never noticed the lisp.

[Xero]

What does China know about Mistico?

Nope.

[Jeritron]

Swagger to Raw, Cena to ECW

[Hornicane]

Also, despite how often it's mentioned, I've never noticed the lisp.

Are you therious?

[shawnrhodeisland]

"Hacksaw" Jim Duggan to Smackdown.

[Xero]

Swagger to Raw, Cena to ECW

:rofl:

[Fox]

Divas Pissbreak, up next!

[Xero]

"Hacksaw" Jim Duggan to Smackdown.

How the fuck do you constantly have like no posts?

[St. Jimmy]

THE TODD IS HERE LADIES

[Droford]

Divas Pissbreak, up next!

How is Natalya a SD Diva?

[ClockShot]

No Gail Kim. Not interested.

[Loose Cannon]

wow, who is this Smackdown women's champ? wow

[FourFifty]

I will take all 6 of them, IN MY PANTS!!!!!!!!!

[screech]

LICK TODD'S STAMPS

[Corndad]

Vintage Stamp collection lol

[FourFifty]

Did they just make fun of Cole's "vintage" stamp collection?

[ClockShot]

The writers missed the boat with Natalya and Legacy.

[thedamndest]

COME SEE MARYSE OULETTE AT GOOGLE DOT COM WITH MODERATE SAFE SEARCH TURNED OFF! GDC!

[Jeritron]

If anyone wants to, head over to Juan's justin.tv chatroom. There's nothing streaming, but we could get a live chat going.

I just can't deal with the rate of this thread.

[Jeritron]

sorry Xero

[FourFifty]

This is why Styles needs to be behind a table... "CAT FIIIIIGHT!!! CAT FIIIIIGHT!!!!"

[shawnrhodeisland]

Jerry "The King" Lawler being drafted to Hooters management.

[RGWhat316]

wow, who is this Smackdown women's champ? wow

You've never seen Maryse? Shes been on a few ppvs and a couple RAW's, but mainly SmackDown.

[RGWhat316]

Blah, Mickie got beat by McRibs??

[FourFifty]

............................................So a 6 bitch tag match without any tags?

[Corndad]

the hell was that

[CSL]

Fucking hell, 3 matches that combined have lasted less than the opening promo

[Xerzes]

Naturally. The deadman's cock holster gets the draft pick.

[ClockShot]

Just save us the trouble and make it a singles match.

[FourFifty]

Take Rey or Cena, please take Rey or Cena.

[Jeritron]

Michelle McCool secures Taker to Raw

[ClockShot]

BIG BUCKS! BIG BUCKS!

[Xero]

HOLY SHIT IT'S MELINA!

[The Chris Rosa]

So all champs are changing brands tonight?

[screech]

Am I the only one who just doesn't find McCool attractive?

[Londoner]

lmao smackdown raped again

[Loose Cannon]

ROFL SMACKDOWN

[Fox]

Ahahahahaha! SD is getting boned so hard.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Women's title unification, finally.

[Droford]

They are so totally going to unify all the minor titles.

[ron the dial]

yes melina will even this draft out!

[FourFifty]

Calling it now- By Summerslam we'll only have one bitch title.

[Xero]

LOL, yeah, SmackDown!'s fucked.

[St. Jimmy]

good.

[CSL]

MarysetoRawMarysetoRawMarysetoRawMarysetoRawMarysetoRawMarysetoRawMarysetoRawMarysetoRawMarysetoRawp lsplsplsplsplspls

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>LOL Santino and Santina are both on the Raw select screen</font>

[Loose Cannon]

I think Swagger is going to pull this off

[screech]

STAMP LICKING

[Xerzes]

Goddamnit I don't want the belt with a vagina on it moving to Raw.

[Fox]

And we know Cena is coming to pick up 2 draft picks for RAW.

[ron the dial]

I think Swagger is going to pull this off
i have no idea why because i shouldn't but i feel the same way

[shawnrhodeisland]

Todd Grisham to the United States Postal Service.

[thedamndest]

I hope she shows up on Smackdown and throws the Women's Championship in the trash.

[Fox]

Actually, I take back my last statement. Edge is gonna screw Cena.

[Loose Cannon]

LET'S GO SWAGGER

[FourFifty]

yay

[FourFifty]

Wow, that is an ugly shirt.

[Triple Naitch]

Nice shirt, King. :y:

[FourFifty]

LET'S GO SWAG!!!

[ron the dial]

cole's suit isn't much better while we're on that subject

[Tb1]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/daysliveon/boogieman.jpg

[screech]

SWAGGA BOMBS

[FourFifty]

Nice shirt, King. :y:

Just so ya know, that was post number 450 in this thread.

[Xero]

Everyone in Juan's room ASAP.

http://www.justin.tv/tpwwvault

[Xerzes]

This early?

[RGWhat316]

Go SWAGGGAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tb1]

So, two more picks for raw?

[ClockShot]

CHECK ONE, TWO!

[Fox]

Why does he act like such a douche on the way to the ring? Is that on purpose?

[St. Jimmy]

the ECW announcers are shit. Wow.

[CSL]

Commentators to go with these picks

I'd love to see J.R go to ECW just to see his reaction

[shawnrhodeisland]

Oh, that's a real good idea. Put the camera back on Josh Matthews. :roll:

[Xero]

Juan, GTF into your chat room. :mad:

[shawnrhodeisland]

the ECW announcers are shit. Wow.

So is ECW.

[shawnrhodeisland]

Jack Angle?

[Triple Naitch]

Hey Juan, there's a party at your house and you're invited

[FourFifty]

"The Pop Culture Superstar"
THAT IS THE GREATEST PHRASE EVER!!!!

[St. Jimmy]

Someone please fucking kill Matt Stryker.

[RGWhat316]

Swagga schoolin Cena.

[Droford]

Someone please fucking kill Matt Stryker.

I now hate you.

[ClockShot]

LET'S GO SWAGGER!

[Juan]

SWAGGER chant!

[CSL]

Masterlock-ahhhhhhhhh

[RGWhat316]

The Masterlock lol

[Corndad]

Edge may come out of cause a Swagger victory...

ECW gets Duggan and a retired JBL lol

[Droford]

Cena looks like a ghost next to Swagger.

[TGR]

John Swagger...lol @ king

[CSL]

Someone please fucking kill Matt Stryker.

That's just mean, Matt Stryker isn't even in the business anymore

[Lux]

Fuck, I forgot it started at 8, what'd I miss?

[The Chris Rosa]

How do kids actually think Cena is in peril? He hasn't lost a match since Wrestlemania last year. I don't care how the action in the ring looks...

[Juan]

awful camera work in this match

[RatedGSuperstar]

Pretty audible "Let's Go Swagger" chants. Lawl.

[Droford]

I like how they left just as Swagger was about to nail Cena of the apron.

[CSL]

That was a bad choice of camera angle as Cena was talking to the ref

Also, glad they're giving this some time

[RGWhat316]

What? They cut off just as Cena was gonna fly into the announce table.

[screech]

I am not a fan of commercial breaks in matches.

[Juan]

Edge run in

[Droford]

I am not a fan of commercial breaks in matches.

Would you rather have all matches last less than 4 minutes?

[RGWhat316]

Fuck, I forgot it started at 8, what'd I miss?

Long Bats, Shane, HHH promo on who should face Orton. Vickie makes handicap match v Legacy, winner gets to face Orton.
Rey beats Evan, RAW gets MVP
Kane beat Kendrick, RAW gets Big Show
Michelle, Natalya, Maryse beat Melina, Mickie, Kelly, SD gets Melina
And now Swagger v Cena for 2 picks.

[Triple Naitch]

Holy shit! No rest hold!

[shawnrhodeisland]

Josh Matthews to broadcast school.

[Juan]

SWAGGER!

[Corndad]

Wow that was f'ed up.

[RGWhat316]

I think Swagger is pissed for being left off WM, so hes putting on a show tonight.

[ClockShot]

Botch?

[Droford]

I would feel so bad for Swagger if he injured Cena in this match like he almost did there

[Londoner]

lame

[Linkbowler]

Total shit finish.