Official RAW Thread 4/13/09: The Draft

[RGWhat316]

Same old shit

[Juan]

:n:

[ClockShot]

Lame.

[CSL]

Nice into the FU then, fuck the STF though

[screech]

Would you rather have all matches last less than 4 minutes?

I'd rather have matches go a decent length uninterrupted.

I guess it makes sense for TV, but it makes zero sense for the commercial breaks to be on the DVDs rather than the full matches.

[Corndad]

Raws gonna get like 15 picks tonight I swear.

[RGWhat316]

Matt's back

[St. Jimmy]

lol the shittier hardy

[CSL]

Jeff next

[Hornicane]

At least they didn't make Thwagger look like a pussy.

[Corndad]

Matt Hardy? There will be no Heels but Edge left on Smackdown when this is over lol

[Droford]

uh..

what are the odds jeff gets drafted too justs so they can have a brawl there

[Londoner]

jeff?

[screech]

Wow

[St. Jimmy]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs

[RGWhat316]

Surprise surprise

[RatedGSuperstar]

Well that was predictable.

Hopefully that means that Cena's off to SmackDown land.

[ClockShot]

Wow. This is a given that Cena is out.

[St. Jimmy]

FUCK YES

[Corndad]

H changes brand like every draft i swear lol

[Londoner]

no...its HHH, lol

[Juan]

Does this mean CENA TO SMACKDOWN??? God I hope so

[Xero]

LOL, SD's dead.

By the way, everyone not there get into Juan's chat.

http://www.justin.tv/tpwwvault

[CSL]

Fucking helllll. Starting to feel like Cena actually might go now

[Droford]

They really are gonna unify all the belts..the brand extension is OVER!

[Hornicane]

God I hope this means Cena's getting the fuck off my TV on Mondays.

[CSL]

Edgesterrrrrrrrr

[RGWhat316]

OMGZ HHH TO RAW, where he has been for the last month anyways. Hell yeah Edge!

[The Chris Rosa]

Angelic Diablo.:roll:

Helmsley:roll::roll:

EDGE \m/

Edge after two years, still not being able to get the best of Max Payne.:mad:

[Loose Cannon]

Raw is amazing

[Londoner]

JRs been a bit quiet.

[Hanso Amore]

Just got home, what picks/stories did I miss?

[Hornicane]

So I'm guessing by the end of the night SD is gonna be Brian Kendrick, Melina and Shelton Benjamin. And no-one else.

[Corndad]

Smackdowns gotta win the Tri Branded Battle Royal

[RGWhat316]

Long Bats, Shane, HHH promo on who should face Orton. Vickie makes handicap match v Legacy, winner gets to face Orton.
Rey beats Evan, RAW gets MVP
Kane beat Kendrick, RAW gets Big Show
Michelle, Natalya, Maryse beat Melina, Mickie, Kelly, SD gets Melina
Cena beat Swagger. RAW gets Matt Hardy, HHH

[screech]

I like the Legacy shirt

[Londoner]

Santino's going to smackdown, hahaha

[RGWhat316]

Well, RAW is gonna lose this one.

[CSL]

Santinoooooooooo!

Gon get squasheddddddddd!

[Corndad]

Here comes Santino. Atleast Raw wont win this pick lol

[Innovator]

SMACKDOWN IS THE EDGE SHOW AGAIN! WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Santino loses, Santina gets drafted</font>

[screech]

The towels are kinda scratchy

[Innovator]

Santino loses, Cena, Vince, Shane, get drafted

[Hornicane]

LOVE that Santina uses Billy and Chuck's song.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Didn't we see this crap match on Smackdown already?

[RGWhat316]

Now this didnt just happen 3 days ago.

[The Show Off]

Gotta love the pants

[ClockShot]

Khali?

WHERE'S UMAGA?!

[screech]

New Khali pants?

[CSL]

lol Santino's face when Khali's music hit

[Corndad]

Khali wins Mysterio to SD

[Triple Naitch]

I don't know if it's possible, but Ranjin Singh's sideburns got bigger

[Lux]

Poor Santino, just a jobber to Kahli now

[RGWhat316]

I was happy with this douche off the screen for a while, but now hes back.

[Lux]

I love Beth's voice :love:

[RGWhat316]

Oh thats gonna be bad.

[Hornicane]

When the hell did Beth start wearing a cape? :wtf:

[The Chris Rosa]

Eww.

[Londoner]

lol wow ,awful

[Lux]

lol Santino's face when Khali's music hit

:lol: :yes:

[Linkbowler]

JUDO CHOP

[Corndad]

Punk. Nice.

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

Punk's gone.

[Londoner]

CM Punk...errthere's no world titles on smackdown hahahaha

[CSL]

Punk's push begins

[Innovator]

PUNK TO SD!

THE EDGE AND PUNK SHOW!

[screech]

Not sure how to feel about this one.

[RGWhat316]

Will we finally get a real Edge/Punk feud now?

[RatedGSuperstar]

Punk/Edge feud?

I just wet myself.

[CSL]

CM Punk...errthere's no world titles on smackdown hahahaha

Until Cena goes

[screech]

Also, lol at JR: "He's bringing the briefcase with him!"

Like he would leave it on RAW?

[ClockShot]

Morrison gotta get on Raw, ASAP!

[Corndad]

Lol at ECW not having a pick yet

[The Chris Rosa]

Well, he'll never win the US Title.



LOL @ 50+ y/o Punk mark.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>lol Matt Hardy, Triple H, CM Punk (and soon to be Rey Mysterio) all picked for the 2nd straight year</font>

[CSL]

John Morrison makes me feel like less of a man

[Lux]

Unless Edge wins at backlash.


Also I hope Morrison doesn't job again, I'm indifferent to Miz jobbing.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Like he would leave it on RAW?

That would be a great angle. He accidentally leaves the briefcase backstage at Raw, and Santino picks it up to claim it for himself. Kinda like how Mideon "won" the Euro title way back when.

[Londoner]

Until Cena goes

Unless Cena wins at backlash..then Punk cashes in and wins the title, or something.

[CSL]

I wanna see a big screen, WWE Films version of Fuji Vice

[RGWhat316]

I have to run out now, been fun being on the thread. Have to record the rest of the show.

[The Chris Rosa]

Come to think of it...


That makes it easier for Kennedy to steal that bad boy from him if he drops the ball.


<--- Excited

[screech]

That would be a great angle. He accidentally leaves the briefcase backstage at Raw, and Santino picks it up to claim it for himself. Kinda like how Mideon "won" the Euro title way back when.

:y:

[shawnrhodeisland]

The Magnificent Muraco to Smackdown.

[Innovator]

CM Punk vs. Edge please

[screech]

All this main event talent going to RAW is madness.

[screech]

MACHO MADNESS! OHHHH YEAHHHHH!

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[Londoner]

Miz has got a lot better I reckon.

[CSL]

ECW should win their (probably only) pick here

[RatedGSuperstar]

Calling it now -- The Miz loses the match, resulting in Morrison getting drafted away.

[shawnrhodeisland]

Did Josh Matthews just say RAW is brought to us by ASS?? :rofl:

[CSL]

I'm quite a bit of a Kofi mark, gotta say

[ClockShot]

Kofi vs. Miz.

This could go either way.

[St. Jimmy]

why does Kofi get pyro?

[shawnrhodeisland]

Is there a Jamaica in Africa? :rofl:

[CSL]

Calling it now -- The Miz loses the match, resulting in Morrison getting drafted away.

Don't you tempt fate. If that happens, I am blaming you and will be shovelling shit through your letter/mailbox until next years draft

[CSL]

why does Kofi get pyro?

Why not?

[St. Jimmy]

Why not?

He's a mid-carder. Why should he get pyro?

[RatedGSuperstar]

Did he just say "Right in the Facebook"?

[CSL]

lol 'right in the Facebook'

[CSL]

Josh Matthews watches Scrubs

[screech]

Josh Matthews watches Scrubs

That makes him even more awesome

[Londoner]

God i hate micheal cole

[Londoner]

Hate Hate Hate him

[shawnrhodeisland]

The Miz to One Tree Hill.

[ClockShot]

This match has gone on long enough.

[Londoner]

what are the crowd chanting?

[CSL]

lol Striker 'cmon, couldn't he have just grabbed some trunks or something, nobody's watching'

Says it all

[Corndad]

This is like ECW's only chance for any picks tonight lol

[CSL]

Miz has been AWFUL tonight

[Londoner]

Raws gonna get swagger

[Corndad]

LOL Morrison caused the DQ

[ClockShot]

That was sloppy.

[screech]

ECW gettin shat on here

[CSL]

What the gay was that match?

[screech]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[Hornicane]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ClockShot]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO!

[RatedGSuperstar]

The Bromance is done. :'(

...but a Morrison face turn with that?

[St. Jimmy]

OH BOY, POOCHY.

[screech]

WHAT THE HELL?

[ClockShot]

YOU PICKED THE WRONG GUY!

[Droford]

well..whoa

[Londoner]

that's a shock

[Hornicane]

LOL YESSSSS

[St. Jimmy]

NICE SUPER-HEEL TURN BRAH

[CSL]

LOL, did not see that coming

Seems Morrison's going blue eye for his (potential) push

[ClockShot]

THIS SUCKS!

[Corndad]

Didnt see that comin. I thought for sure Morrison be moved not Miz.

[Londoner]

Might aswell cancel smackdown/ecw

[ClockShot]

This should be good.

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

MVP and Show are suited up for Raw already.

[Corndad]

of all the Raw superstars Cryme Time? lol

[St. Jimmy]

MVP sucks.

[CSL]

If Edge is in this, I pick him to win

Also, Jericho could be a possibility to go to Smackdown

[screech]

Representing ECW: The entire roster!

[St. Jimmy]

NO CHRISTIAN?! Fuck ECW.

[CSL]

Burchill :heart:

Ortiz can fuck off

[RatedGSuperstar]

Chimel: Representing ECW, Finlay.....uh

....

Chimel: Who the fuck are these guys??

[Hornicane]

Where the hell is Christian? :wtf:

[ClockShot]

Chimel doesn't have a fucking clue who the ECW guys are.

[screech]

Why the hell is Chavo out there?

[screech]

Burchill :heart:

Ortiz can fuck off

[Londoner]

Representing smackdown: The entire roster!

strange that shelton isnt there

[RatedGSuperstar]

Maybe Christian has a match later tonight?

[Corndad]

Chimel: Representing ECW, Finlay.....uh

....

Chimel: Who the fuck are these guys??

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Thought the same thing

[CSL]

Maybe Christian has a match later tonight?

I'd have thought so, he'll probably go over as well

[The Chris Rosa]

Did Matthews just say "PWNage?!"

[CSL]

lol Ortiz out first

I think he'll be future endeavoured come the next round of 'Save Vince's Bank Balance!'

and lol @ Shad botching being eliminated

[Londoner]

edge all alone lol

[CSL]

Well this might have been the worst battle royal ever

[screech]

God I hate Mark Henry

[Corndad]

Well this might have been the worst battle royal ever

You didn't see the Divas at Mania did ya.

[CSL]

Matt Striker is the greatest commentator ever

[Corndad]

Edge so winning this

[screech]

Matt Striker is the greatest commentator ever

Indeed

[CSL]

You didn't see the Divas at Mania did ya.

Anything containing Maryse is not the worst of anything ever

[ClockShot]

I'd like to see Edge win this...

[Londoner]

Saw that coming, but thank fuck.

[The Chris Rosa]

\m/ EDGE! \m/

[ClockShot]

Cena.......please.

[Corndad]

CMon Christian

[screech]

KANE BACK TO SD!

[Londoner]

kane,lol fuck off

[Johnny Vegas]

lol Todd just shouted KANE the gayest way possible

[RatedGSuperstar]

Will Kane's flames turn blue on SmackDown?

[St. Jimmy]

JERICHO? WHAT?

[ClockShot]

Woooooooooooow. Jericho.

[Hornicane]

Did NOT see that coming.

[screech]

lol Todd just shouted KANE the gayest way possible

lol he is such a tool

[Londoner]

wow a good pick for smackdown.:eek:

[Innovator]

JERICHO, EDGE, PUNK SHOW!

[The Chris Rosa]

I thought Kane was on SD... Might've been a couple years ago.


JERICHO!

[Innovator]

KAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENE

[RatedGSuperstar]

Jericho, Edge, and Punk now all on SD with no HHH to hog the title once they get one...awesome.

[CSL]

If Edge is in this, I pick him to win

Also, Jericho could be a possibility to go to Smackdown

My head swells

[screech]

Kane has always fared better on SD in my opinion. I like this one.

[RawRocks]

Jericho to Smackcrap .. brilliance!

[Johnny Vegas]

Definitely picking up that DVD tommorow and that Jadakiss album since im off work tommorow :y:

[Corndad]

I hate this stupid Burger King commercial

[screech]

Unicorn + Hot tub = awesome

[shawnrhodeisland]

Have Edge and Jericho ever been on the same roster?

[screech]

CHRISTIAN

[Londoner]

CHRISTIIIAANNNNNN

[Hornicane]

w00t

[Corndad]

Ask for Christian and thou say receive

[ClockShot]

Christian out for ECW's lone pick.

[CSL]

Wow Chilli

She hasn't been famous in at least 10 years

Also, Christian :heart:

Still hate that music though

[Johnny Vegas]

Wait, didn't LEFT EYE have dealings with Andre Bad Moon Rison? God...

[screech]

This should be awesome

[Hornicane]

This could be fantastic.

[St. Jimmy]

AIN'T NO JOBBIN' ME NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Londoner]

shelton wins and christian goes to smackdown I'm calling it

[CSL]

vs. Shelton

Should be solid at the very least

[RatedGSuperstar]

Christian vs. Shelton? Awesome...too bad this one will probably be over too quickly.

[Triple Naitch]

Wait, didn't LEFT EYE have dealings with Andre Bad Moon Rison? God...

Yeah but I don't think you have to worry about her being near his house any time soon.
















Too soon?

[Corndad]

Nice!

[screech]

Holy shit that was cool

[St. Jimmy]

The Killswitch?

[screech]

The Killswitch?

It was called The Unprettier in TNA, so it was changed. I think it fits.

[CSL]

The fuck is 'The Killswitch'? I take it's an unnessacery name change for The Unprettier?

[St. Jimmy]

Called it the Unprettier at Mania, stupid to change it now.

[Triple Naitch]

It's offensive to ugly people.

[CSL]

That was a great exchange

[screech]

It's offensive to ugly people.

:lol:

[ClockShot]

There we go.

[St. Jimmy]

and John Cena is offensive to black people, who cares?

[Londoner]

lol christian got up before the 3 count

[screech]

Loved that match. I'd like a feud between the two.

[CSL]

Christian over, decent little match, I'd like to see 'em get a bit more time, pick could be Shelton

[Londoner]

kozlov,whoopy do

[screech]

Aaaaand no one cares

[St. Jimmy]

LOL

[ClockShot]

Kozlov's going to the minors.

[Hornicane]

Who didn't see that?

[Corndad]

Kozlov. I was thinking would be a great fit for ECW. On the show I don't see as much.

[CSL]

LOL Kozlov. They finally realized he's never gonna get over I take it

[St. Jimmy]

Poor Koslov.

[screech]

I actually forgot he was still around.

[RawRocks]

So far....

Raw
Matt Hardy
Big Show
MVP
The Miz
Triple H

Smackcrap
Chris Jericho
Kane
Melina
CM Punk

ECW
Vladimir Kozlov

[The Chris Rosa]

Jeff Jerrett kicked out of one of those from the top rope once....



Just sayin, Shelton.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Kozlov goes from main eventing PPVs for the WWE title to getting sent to ECW in a matter of months. Hello, future endeavors.

[Hornicane]

Kozlov goes from main eventing PPVs for the WWE title to getting sent to ECW in a matter of months. Hello, future endeavors.

We can only hope.

[screech]

Kozlov goes from main eventing PPVs for the WWE title to getting sent to ECW in a matter of months. Hello, future endeavors.

We can only hope.

[Londoner]

Smackdown will atleast have kennedy when he returns. (i think?)

[ClockShot]

With all this bickering, Priceless should win this.

[RawRocks]

With all this bickering, Priceless should win this.

why do i sense Shane being pinned :wave:

[screech]

Smackdown will atleast have kennedy when he returns. (i think?)

Hopefully he is healthy enough to stick around a while

[ClockShot]

He gots a new briefcase.

[CSL]

PUNKTIME

[Londoner]

Should be interesting,Punk V Matt

[ClockShot]

Jeff run-in?

Or is he still selling the strecher match?

[screech]

I think Matthew needs to trim that mane of his.

[Corndad]

LOL at Hardy mocking Punk going to the ring

[CSL]

20 minutes? I think our Todd's lost some time somewhere

Also, this should be a tidy little match but odds are it'll only be 4-5 minutes. This should also give a decent indication of where Matt Hardy stands atm

[screech]

I am liking his new attire

[screech]

But he is still looking a little pudgy

[Londoner]

nice move matt

[RatedGSuperstar]

It looked like Matt was giving Punk a wedgie.

[Innovator]

GO GET HIM PUNKER!

[ClockShot]

Yup. Called that one.

[Droford]

RAW gets another pick..yay

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'm wondering if the supplementary draft is going to sort out the title situation, or if they decide to unify the titles, and make things a lot tidier. I say they keep the belts seperate, and RAW gets Maryse, SmackDown! gets Rey, and SmackDown! gets Cena.

[CSL]

Jeff's so high he only just noticed Matt was wrestling

Backlash TLC match anyone?

[Londoner]

jeff to raw?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Probably Jeff Hardy?

[Londoner]

ah,maryse.

[Triple Naitch]

more Maryse :love:

[CSL]

MARYSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE