WWE RAW Thread - 04/20/09 - Xero still can't get into Juan's Chat

[Londoner]

Sick walls of Jericho set up.

[The Gold Standard]

Not known to be a high flyer? He goes for that move every match and hits it usually

[Savio]

this is actually an interesting match

[screech]

Cena's arms are too big

[Xero]

Cena can put on good matches when he needs to, why doesn't he do it all the time?

Because, much like the inverse of the Attitude Adjuster, they have to carry him to a good match.

[The Gold Standard]

Because, much like the inverse of the Attitude Adjuster, they have to carry him to a good match.

True

[Savio]

dunno why cena did that though

[Xero]

Seriously, Cena is only as good as his opponents.

[The Gold Standard]

This is a very good match

[screech]

Cena can put on good matches when he needs to, why doesn't he do it all the time?

It really depends on his opponent.

[Londoner]

Cena can put on good matches when he needs to, why doesn't he do it all the time?

Because he doesn't wrestle Jericho every week.

[screech]

Seriously, Cena is only as good as his opponents.

:y:

[Londoner]

EDGE!:D

[The Gold Standard]

Well, I guess it's better than Jericho tapping

[Corndad]

Edge!

[screech]

Not sure how I feel about that shirt of his

[RatedGSuperstar]

The return of Crazy Eyes Edge...yes! :)

[The Gold Standard]

Thoughts about Edge's new shirt?

[Xero]

Thought Cena was going to leap frog it, lol.

[Xero]

Thoughts about Edge's new shirt?
Meh.

[screech]

The return of Crazy Eyes Edge...yes! :)

:love:

[Londoner]

YES!

[Droford]

Whats up with Edge's new shirt?

[Xero]

Where's Christian when you need him?

[screech]

Thought Cena was going to leap frog it, lol.

That's what it looked like, lol

[Londoner]

:D:D

[Savio]

CM Punk should use it now

[Hornicane]

Conchairto?

[screech]

Where's Christian when you need him?

I wanna see Cena get a real one somewhere down the line

[Droford]

worst conchairto ever.

[Krimzon7]

:wave: screech

I love you Xero. I LOVE EDGE

and Jericho hit a liontamer like at WM. and fuck Cena for not seling the conchairto

[Hornicane]

YEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs

[Hornicane]

Weak, but still YEESSSSSSSSSSSSSsss

[Xero]

lol if he gets up.

[ClockShot]

Me like this.

[Xero]

He should just take the title now.

[Corndad]

He's counting him out HAHA Awesome.

[Xero]

Nice. :y:

[screech]

Me like this.

:y:

[RatedGSuperstar]

Seriously Edge, Justin Roberts does it better.

But still a good way to set up Backlash.

[Londoner]

*APPLAUDS*

[Hornicane]

I feel almost dirty for having enjoyed a Cena match this much.

[screech]

I feel almost dirty for having enjoyed a Cena match this much.

Don't. It was very good.

[screech]

Side note: I like the Legacy shirt

[RatedGSuperstar]

That match was seriously World Title match caliber. Can we just make the Backlash match triple threat with Jericho?

[Hornicane]

I love HHH's expression in that commercial when they run down the teams. :lol:

[The Gold Standard]

Side note: I like the Legacy shirt


Me too

[Triple Naitch]

Me three. Brings back old memories.....:shifty:

[The Gold Standard]

How many people read WWE Magazine?

[screech]

17 and a half.

The half is Swog

[Xero]

How many people read WWE Magazine?

Not me. But I might look at it to check out the powers of Taker. Just to make sure I didn't miss one.

Won't buy one, though.

[Krimzon7]

RGS, the G has to stand for Goddamn awesome!

[Xero]

Rey Mysterio vs (Insert Giant Here) #3333515205621001213065

[screech]

WHAT THE HELL DOES HE SAY?

[Xero]

Booyaka booyaka?

[RatedGSuperstar]

When did Mysterio win the IC title? I thought Dink beat JBL at WrestleMania.

[shadowfoxrz]

Ability No.13 in WWE Mag. for Undertakers most strange powers.

The ability to knock his knees back into place and get the blood flowing........:shifty:

[Londoner]

Don't know why they're having this match.

[Krimzon7]

Mysterio looked like muta for a second.

I love the Legacy shirt as well. It does bring about very plesant memories. *cue the Ric Flair music*

[screech]

Don't know why they're having this match.

To reminisce about the baseball bat spot from 2003.

[screech]

That was AWESOME!

[Xero]

When did GS's ex stick Rey Mysterio up his ass?

[screech]

Day wrecked!

[The Gold Standard]

I am actually surprised Show won

[Krimzon7]

Yes. It. Was. I hate that little shit. This match reminded me of the times I used to wrestle my nephew

[Londoner]

Weak punch, weak match, waste of time. Sounds like most of WWE's matches these days actually.

[screech]

I love watching Show dominate Rey.

Hell, I love watching anyone dominate Rey.

[Hornicane]

When did GS's ex stick Rey Mysterio up his ass?

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

2005, BTW.

[Xero]

I hope Show wins the IC title and compresses it into the WHC.

[screech]

Yes. It. Was. I hate that little shit. This match reminded me of the times I used to wrestle my nephew

:lol:

[RatedGSuperstar]

Way to bury the IC champ. There's no reason to book that match.

[Xero]

Super serious time!

[Londoner]

Way to bury the IC champ. There's no reason to book that match.

exactly.

[screech]

Way to bury the IC champ. There's no reason to book that match.

Show should have just taken the title with him.

[Innovator]

Mysterio looked like muta for a second.

I love the Legacy shirt as well. It does bring about very plesant memories. *cue the Ric Flair music*
no

NO

STOP

LEAVE THE MEMORIES ALONE

[screech]

Anyone catch Superstars last week?

[The Gold Standard]

Kofi v Edge, that should be a good match

[Xero]

BOOP BOOP!

[screech]

Kofi v Edge, that should be a good match

They had a good match on SD! a few weeks back. Wish I could see the rematch :(

[screech]

Sir Snacksalot for World Champ

[Triple Naitch]

They had a good match on SD! a few weeks back. Wish I could see the rematch :(

Fucking Comcast :mad:

[Xero]

So what, are they advertising how unhealthy that "salad" is?

[Xero]

lol SmackDown! at the Garden.

Wish I could say I care to go. At this point I'd only go to PPVs.

[Krimzon7]

Inno, I didn't say I liked it. Hey may have looked like Muta with that mask. Or maybe it was the way he stumbled down the ramp. In any case..

JAMACIAN ME CRAZY! boop boop boop!

[screech]

Fucking Comcast :mad:

Fucking Service Electric :mad:

Glad I have it at home, though :)

[Xero]

"Shane needs to keep his emotions........ In CHECK!"

[Krimzon7]

shane missed.

[ClockShot]

Did he even dent the trashcan?!

[RatedGSuperstar]

LMAO...Shane totally botched the coast to coast spot on Superstars.

[screech]

shane missed.

lol by like a foot

[shadowfoxrz]

Fucking Comcast :mad:

Yeah Comcast just got USA network in HD like 3 days ago. Lazy Bums :mad:

[The Gold Standard]

shane missed.

It seems like he misses a lot

[screech]

Can CAWdy stop talking?

[The Gold Standard]

Teasing the turn Ted?

[RatedGSuperstar]

Teasing the DiBiase dissension already a bit?

Edit: Great minds, TGS... ;)

[screech]

Teasing the turn Ted?

Just a bit

[Krimzon7]

fucking WWE :mad:

I love the Legacy. I love Orton.

I had a Orton shat in my bag sign last week at Raw but security took it. :-\

[The Gold Standard]

Teasing the DiBiase dissension already a bit?

Edit: Great minds, TGS... ;)

Yes they do

[Krimzon7]

Fuck Cena for introducing this gay belt

[Xero]

Man, where the hell is Shawn Michaels?

He better be back soon. :(

[screech]

I had a Orton shat in my bag sign last week at Raw but security took it. :-\

LAME!

Great idea, though :lol:

[screech]

Fuck Cena for introducing this gay belt

I miss the belt that Lesnar had.

[The Gold Standard]

I had a Orton shat in my bag sign last week at Raw but security took it. :-\

They were sick of all the shit

[Londoner]

Oh yay,more Adverts, that's what I wish to see!!111

[The Gold Standard]

I miss the belt that Lesnar had.

The Lesnar belt was great

[The Gold Standard]

I can't wait to get The Wrestler on DVD

[Innovator]

Is it bad RAW next week is 10 minutes from me...and I don't care to go?

Or that Smackdown is at the Garden and I don't care to go?

[The Gold Standard]

I watched The Wrestler with my family the other day, lets just say they didn't like it lol

[The Gold Standard]

Is it bad RAW next week is 10 minutes from me...and I don't care to go?

Or that Smackdown is at the Garden and I don't care to go?

No that happens to me sometimes

[Xero]

I know how you feel.

Where's RAW next week?

[Krimzon7]

for the love or ray j is on.

brb
























































:shifty:

[ClockShot]

Is it bad RAW next week is 10 minutes from me...and I don't care to go?

Or that Smackdown is at the Garden and I don't care to go?

No. I'm not going. To be honest, I prefer MoSu.

[screech]

This game also looks sweet. Although the movie wasn't anything special.

[ClockShot]

Bridgeport, Xero.

[Droford]

I can't wait to get The Wrestler on DVD

Im going to get the Blu Ray version even though something tells me it wont look very good.

[screech]

People still visit MTV.com?

[ClockShot]

Who the fuck goes to oprah.com?

[The Gold Standard]

Of course we go to WWE.com, why would we go to those other sites for entertainment?

[Xero]

Yeah, I wonder why WWE beat out Oprah in the under 35 male demo....

[Londoner]

When did HHH last not have a title?

[shadowfoxrz]

More lies from the Did You Know Graphic :roll: I like what they compare WWE to every week

[The Gold Standard]

I guess Oprah is popular with above 35 males lol

[Xero]

Do half the fans even understand why that would be significant if it actually was? Or better yet, care? There is no point to those segments.

[screech]

Orton has big ears

[RatedGSuperstar]

I seriously love WWE's "Did You Know" segments. How many under-34 men actually visit TMZ.com?

[screech]

I am liking Orton's tights. The green looks sweet.

[Triple Naitch]

for the love or ray j is on.

brb

:shifty:

I prefer From G's to Gents :-\

[Xero]

I think I went there once for a Hulk Hogan story.

[screech]

Has Orton worn the tights with the green before tonight?

[The Gold Standard]

I prefer From G's to Gents :-\

G's to Gents kicks ass

[shadowfoxrz]

Orton needs to win the title

[Xero]

Am I the only one who finds Orton's arms freaky? Long and a bit too slender.

[Krimzon7]

RIGHT AFTER THE MSG INCIDENT.

After that, he gained creative control of his character. He instituted the as long as im in this territory, i must have gold clause. His territory is the Fucking Milky Way Galaxy. Learn to accept it, and embrace it.



Kliq, baby.

[ClockShot]

Getting the table early.

[Londoner]

Crowd is fucking dead eh. Typical London(where I live) really.

[screech]

Am I the only one who finds Orton's arms freaky? Long and a bit too slender.

I never noticed that until just now. That is a bit weird.

[RatedGSuperstar]

That was kinda sweet.

Nice RKO chants already. They need to do more shows in the UK.

[screech]

Crowd is fucking dead eh.

Ridiculous

[Droford]

Orton looks like the guy from Prison Break..just needs to cover his whole body with tattoos

[Krimzon7]

Am I the only one who finds Orton's arms freaky? Long and a bit too slender.

yes you are. the rest of us are gay for the guns.

[ClockShot]

You know what? The show is in London, and there's no sight of Regal.

[Xero]

yes you are. the rest of us are gay for the guns.

The 14 inch pythons are running wild, brother!

[shadowfoxrz]

When did HHH last not have a title?

July 26, 1969 :shifty:

[Droford]

You know what? The show is in London, and there's no sight of Regal.

when was the last time he was on tv? I dont..remember.

[The Gold Standard]

You know what? The show is in London, and there's no sight of Regal.

He probably had the dark match. They have to have him on

[RatedGSuperstar]

yes you are. the rest of us are gay for the guns.

Orton is looking suspiciously less greasy than normal tonight. Do they not sell baby oil in quantities that large in the UK?

I always love it whenever he gets knocked to the outside and he leaves a giant oil slick.

[screech]

You know what? The show is in London, and there's no sight of Regal.

Is this the first time that's happened in his time with the company?

[Krimzon7]

I prefer From G's to Gents :-\

never seen it. I think Fonsworth is hilarious.

New York goes to work, I absolutely hate her.

[screech]

This commercial is also sweet

[Xero]

I always love it whenever he gets knocked to the outside and he leaves a giant oil slick.

LOL

[Londoner]

I honestly don't care about Regal anymore. Used to though.

[screech]

New York goes to work, I absolutely hate her.

She is awful. I Love Money is where it's at :y:

[RatedGSuperstar]

Regal beat Ziggy in a dark match, apparently.

They should've had Regal take on Burchill and DJ Gabriel in a three way match or something, just to get all the Brits on the show.

[Xero]

Remember when Jericho pissed in Regal's tea?

lol

[The Gold Standard]

How bad do you think the ratings drop is for USA when Raw ends?

[screech]

Remember when Jericho pissed in Regal's tea?

lol

The tea was quite tart

[Xero]

60%+

[screech]

How bad do you think the ratings drop is for USA when Raw ends?

Without Burn Notice to follow, it's gotta be a pretty big drop

[The Gold Standard]

Having a little trouble with those steps Randy?

[Krimzon7]

Orton is looking suspiciously less greasy than normal tonight. Do they not sell baby oil in quantities that large in the UK?

I always love it whenever he gets knocked to the outside and he leaves a giant oil slick.

Customs, and TSA won't allow you to carry gallons of american baby oil overseas. And They don't kill as many babies across the pond as we do to produce oil.

[Krimzon7]

This looks like SVR all of a sudden.

[Xero]

Remember when it was a feat of strength to pick up the stairs?

[Xero]

This looks like SVR all of a sudden.

The weapons aren't disappearing after being used, though.

[screech]

Those were good times, Xero

[Xero]

DDT on the stairs? Nice!

[The Gold Standard]

Remember when it was a feat of strength to pick up the stairs?

Now it seems like everyone does it

[Xero]

LOL at Cole.

Classic Cole Cockup.

[Krimzon7]

I remember when it was a feat of roid rage to pick up the steps.

[The Gold Standard]

Of course Trips doesn't take the DDT

[RatedGSuperstar]

This looks like SVR all of a sudden.

Flashback to No Mercy on the N64, when you'd pull out so many weapons that your wrestler couldn't find any more in the crowd and he just shrugs his shoulders when he comes up empty. :lol:

My favorite weapons were the giant Rocky autobiography and the huge Steveweiser beer can.

[shadowfoxrz]

I always love it whenever he gets knocked to the outside and he leaves a giant oil slick.

And whenever HBK is knocked to the outside he leaves his hair behind. :shifty:

[Krimzon7]

The weapons aren't disappearing after being used, though.

:lol: touche

Is Orotn saying Douche after each punch???

[screech]

Flashback to No Mercy on the N64, when you'd pull out so many weapons that your wrestler couldn't find any more in the crowd and he just shrugs his shoulders when he comes up empty. :lol:

Also WM2000 where the weapons disappeared if you tried to grapple or run the ropes.

[Londoner]

Flashback to No Mercy on the N64, when you'd pull out so many weapons that your wrestler couldn't find any more in the crowd and he just shrugs his shoulders when he comes up empty. :lol:

Ha, I remember that.

[The Gold Standard]

LOL at Cole.

Classic Cole Cockup.

Cole Stinks

[Krimzon7]

Is Orton gonna turn into another monster? Seriously, there should be a youtube video of Orton selling chair shots.

[The Gold Standard]

Flashback to No Mercy on the N64, when you'd pull out so many weapons that your wrestler couldn't find any more in the crowd and he just shrugs his shoulders when he comes up empty. :lol:

My favorite weapons were the giant Rocky autobiography and the huge Steveweiser beer can.

I loved that game. Best wrestling game ever. IMO

[Londoner]

Cole, ffs, STOP SAYING 'OOOOOOOH' YOU BLOODY CUNT.

[shadowfoxrz]

Is Orton gonna turn into another monster?

Thats why i have the Godzilla icon....Its going to be the Godzilla heel turn :shifty:

[Droford]

whoever makes the aluminum trash cans must have a pretty good deal with WWE...who else wants cheap trash cans like that?

[screech]

I loved that game. Best wrestling game ever. IMO

:y: :yes:

[The Gold Standard]

Orton's career when he deserves the title the most: Held down by Cena in 2007.
Held down by HHH in 2009

[Krimzon7]

He should reverse this leg thing into an RKO.

[The Gold Standard]

WOO

[Xero]

Woooooooooooo!

[Londoner]

'This is boring' chants? haha

[The Gold Standard]

This is better than their Mania match i think

[shadowfoxrz]

He should reverse this leg thing into an RKO.

J.R. "The RKO cannot be attempted from this position" :rofl:

[Krimzon7]

By the way, this is a good match.

[screech]

Total SVR moment

[screech]

This is better than their Mania match i think

Agreed.

[ClockShot]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE ANKLE!

[screech]

HERE COMES SHANE

[The Gold Standard]

This is what should've happened at Mania. I don't understand WWE ever

[Xero]

Here comes the money!

[The Gold Standard]

HERE COMES SHANE

Did you do the shuffle?

[Xero]

Triple H needs to get the hot tag...

[screech]

Nice spear on Shane!

[Xero]

That CAW is such a n00b.

[The Gold Standard]

I hope Bats turns on HHH at Backlash

[screech]

Did you do the shuffle?

That, sir, is a silly question

[ClockShot]

BOOM!

[screech]

RKO

[Londoner]

WOOOOOOOO

[The Gold Standard]

RKO!!

[Xero]

lol, thought that was for the title. Duh.

[The Gold Standard]

Where is this nowhere, and how do you get there?

[The Gold Standard]

Why did Cody wear his shirt to the ring?

[screech]

Where is this nowhere, and how do you get there?

How do all these moves come from there? Does nowhere have a factory?

[Krimzon7]

I hope Bats turns on HHH at Backlash

If you don't call it now, I will. That sets up the Summerslam feud. and Orton/Cena can take off.

[screech]

Why did Cody wear his shirt to the ring?

Promotion. That shirt can be purchased exclusively on WWEShop.com

[Krimzon7]

Damn I love Orton.

[ClockShot]

Where is this nowhere, and how do you get there?

http://static.flickr.com/3042/2604864927_9cce055004.jpg (http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_40OO1JiCYBeJajzbkF/SIG=129767drt/EXP=1240369588/**http%3A//www.flickr.com/photos/27844301@N04/2604864927/)

Ask this dog.

[The Show Off]

Where is this nowhere, and how do you get there?

You can't get to nowhere you can only leave.

[The Gold Standard]

If you don't call it now, I will. That sets up the Summerslam feud. and Orton/Cena can take off.

I would love for it to happen, but I have a strange feeling that Trips will win and Bats will just be given the title shot and HHH will slowly turn heel again

[The Gold Standard]

Seinfeld time

[screech]

Seinfeld time

:wave:

[Krimzon7]

Hamma TIME!

[Xero]

Tivo Time!

[Xero]

Not to be confused with Tovo time.

[Savio]

way to totally make orton look like he is nowhere near HHHs level.

[screech]

way to totally make orton look like he is nowhere near HHHs level.

They really started hammering that home at Mania

[Xero]

lol, "hammering".

[Krimzon7]

K7 Fact: K7 sneezes with his eyes open.

total gimmick infringement

[7spike]

I can't believe how much the straight-to-Blockbuster-esque McMahon story has damaged both Triple H and Orton. I would have guessed Orton would be walking out of the storyline with less heat, but Triple H, the person they really are trying to put over, is dying too. I mean, first Mania, now RAW, the crowd just can't seem to give a shit.

[Londoner]

I can't believe how much the straight-to-Blockbuster-esque McMahon story has damaged both Triple H and Orton. I would have guessed Orton would be walking out of the storyline with less heat, but Triple H, the person they really are trying to put over, is dying too. I mean, first Mania, now RAW, the crowd just can't seem to give a shit.

I'm thinking(hoping) they just want to build HHH up as more unstoppable than ever to make Ortons title win at Backlash look even better. But personally I am sick of this soap opera bullshit they're clearly using with this feud.

[Krimzon7]

You're only sick because HHH is winning. I am torn, as I love Orton as much as Helmsley.

[screech]

To be fair, that crowd last night couldn't give a shit about anything that happened.

But I agree with TL. The soap opera crap here is really over the top.

[Londoner]

You're only sick because HHH is winning.

Completely wrong on that point,i just hate the soap opera stuff. Anyhow, Orton won last night atleast.

[RatedGSuperstar]

To be fair, that crowd last night couldn't give a shit about anything that happened.

Yeah, they seemed alive for Jericho/Cena, and that was about it. Really disappointing, since usually the Brits are one of the more lively crowds.

[Krimzon7]

TL, Orton did get a win last night, which leads me to believe that we will not be in the Age of Orton just yet.

And RGS, We need your sig, or GTFO!!!

[Savio]

I'm thinking(hoping) they just want to build HHH up as more unstoppable than ever to make Ortons title win at Backlash look even better. But personally I am sick of this soap opera bullshit they're clearly using with this feud.why would it look better? its a 6 man tag

[screech]

Yeah, they seemed alive for Jericho/Cena, and that was about it. Really disappointing, since usually the Brits are one of the more lively crowds.

Yeah other than Cena/Jericho, they just seemed uninterested. It surprised me.

[Londoner]

why would it look better? its a 6 man tag

It depends on how they book it.

[#1-norm-fan]

Santino is the best thing on television today.

One of the funniest segments of wrestling I've ever seen. Santina reacting as if he was still reading the poem while Beth was walking down the isle had me laughing out loud.