WWE RAW Thread - 04/20/09 - Xero still can't get into Juan's Chat

[Xero]

Yeah.

[KYR]

:wave:

[Xero]

:eek: :wave: :D :love: :heart: :D

[thedamndest]

Oh my god! I forgot Juan's chat was going on tonight!

[Xero]

Fuck you, hairball. :(

[KYR]

I'd just like to take this opportunity to congratulate Xero on 30,000 posts.

There is a reason he is #3 in reppage for the whole of TPWW - and it's not just luck.

Congrats man. :love:

[Destor]

my a new Justin.tv account Xero fuck

[Triple Naitch]

I'd just like to take this opportunity to congratulate Xero on 30,000 posts.

There is a reason he is #3 in reppage for the whole of TPWW - and it's not just luck.

Congrats man. :love:

Ditto.

:wave:

[screech]

So does this mean it'll just be me and Xero in the RAW thread?

[Triple Naitch]

Yeah pretty much

[ClockShot]

Even though it's taped tonight, I'll hang around.

[KYR]

Shortest RAW thread in TPWW history coming up. :'(

[Corndad]

Evening fellas. Add 1 more to the list of peeps in here...

[screech]

Sweet

[FourFifty]

So are we doing this here or Juan's chat?

[Destor]

juan tv

[screech]

Opening with Jericho. Awesome.

[KYR]

I can't get juan tv at work :'(

[Corndad]

the hell? Jerichos on Smackdown now? Why is he starting Raw?

[The Gold Standard]

I want a suit like Jericho

[screech]

the hell? Jerichos on Smackdown now? Why is he starting Raw?

Because he is amazing. Look at that suit.

[Savio]

"Did you break the code?"

[screech]

I value him as an honest man.

[The Gold Standard]

I will stay here too

[Hornicane]

:wave:

[screech]

STEAMBOAT

[The Gold Standard]

STEAMBOAT!!

[Corndad]

Sweet Steamboat! Please tell me they get a one on one tonight

[screech]

Apprecian?

[The Gold Standard]

He doesn't look old at all

[Hornicane]

Drives me crazy that none of the announcers realize that Jericho is saying "sycophants" and not "sicko fans". :mad:

[screech]

That's nice of Steamboat.

[The Gold Standard]

Did anyone read the spoilers?

[screech]

Did anyone read the spoilers?

I probably wouldn't be here if I did haha

[The Gold Standard]

I think he does

[Hornicane]

Did anyone read the spoilers?

I did, and I'm still here. :wave:

[screech]

BOOK IT!

[The Gold Standard]

ONE ON ONE!!! This is a Dream Match

[The Gold Standard]

What does Cena have to do with this?

[screech]

Fuckin Cena

[ClockShot]

Pfft.

[screech]

I loved the chorus of boos when his music hit

[Xero]

my a new Justin.tv account Xero fuck

I did. :mad:

[The Gold Standard]

I like how its a new shirt, but its really just a different color, but every Cena fan will buy it because it is new

[screech]

Fuck his new shirts

[Xero]

Also, lol, wow. Didn't notice 30k. :love:

[The Gold Standard]

Why does no one else walk out on Cena?

[screech]

Also, lol, wow. Didn't notice 30k. :love:

:y:

[screech]

Why does no one else walk out on Cena?

No one else is the badass that Jericho is

[The Gold Standard]

WOO I CAN'T WAIT!!

[Hornicane]

Also, lol, wow. Didn't notice 30k. :love:

:y:

[screech]

IT HAS BEEN BOOKED

[Corndad]

Sweet Backlash just got a hell of a lot better

[Hornicane]

WOO I CAN'T WAIT!!

This could be amazing. :drool:

[The Gold Standard]

Congrats Xero

[screech]

Cena/Jericho should be good

[The Gold Standard]

Jericho's last 2 matches on Raw Cena 2005 and Cena 2009

[screech]

Will we see Big Show use Rey as a baseball bat again? That was so awesome.

[Johnny Vegas]

though i wouldnt mind seeing steamboat vs jericho, this wouldve been more epic at wm, one on one.

[screech]

Jericho's last 2 matches on Raw Cena 2005 and Cena 2009

Let's hope Jericho doesn't leave while crying like a girl this time.

[Xero]

Another David vs Goliath match.....

[screech]

Why is he here?

[ClockShot]

Hi Chavo.

[screech]

He can't job to the wheelchair, he serves no purpose.

[Xero]

Why is he here?

To job, obviously.

[Xero]

lol Batista. Yeah, he's here to job.

[screech]

He must have been practicing his entrance the whole time he was on the shelf.

[Xero]

LOL

[Xero]

LOL, like the music never stopped.

[ClockShot]

My my. Aren't we setting the pace for the remainder of the night.

[Hornicane]

That was entirely necessary. :|

[Xero]

You think Chavo is sleeping with her?

[screech]

He didn't drop the mic. Kudos.

[screech]

You think Chavo is sleeping with her?

If he isn't, he'll start now

[Xero]

Why does Edge hate Cena's hat? :(

[The Gold Standard]

Chavo stinks

[screech]

New voiceover guy?

I like

[The Gold Standard]

I think Edge is Jealous of the hat...

[screech]

Why does Edge hate Cena's hat? :(

Cause it doesn't look good on him?

[Xero]

New voiceover guy?

I like

Pretty sure they've used him before.

Sounds sort of like Don LaFontaine. (Obviously not him, though.)

[screech]

Grilled chicken from KFC? I dig.

[Xero]

KGC?

[The Gold Standard]

I wanna be dunked on by Patrick Chewing

[screech]

RAM JAM

[Xero]

Wrestler on DVD tomorrow. Gonna pick it up.

Never got to see it in theaters. :(

[Hornicane]

Grilled chicken from KFC? I dig.

I'll wait to make judgment until I try it. I'm skeptical at best.

[screech]

Who would want to visit New Jersey?

[screech]

SHANE

[Xero]

Why does WWE now feel like 1999, but bad?

[The Gold Standard]

JERSEY ROCKS!! The Wrestler was filmed in Jersey

[ClockShot]

Looks like Shane finally got some Just for Men hair color.

[screech]

JERSEY ROCKS!!

:|

[screech]

BAH GAWD

[The Gold Standard]

So much for the draft

[Triple Naitch]

Not feeling the juan.tv chat room. I'll join you guys here.

[screech]

Looks like Shane finally got some Just for Men hair color.

It's about damn time

[Xero]

Jersey is 80% shithole.

I know, I live here.

[screech]

Not feeling the juan.tv chat room. I'll join you guys here.

:wave:

[Xero]

LOL, Mania was 2 weeks ago? Seems so much longer since nothing seems to have changed.

[Hornicane]

Jersey is 80% shithole.

I know, I live here.

I'm sorry. :wavesad:

[screech]

Jersey is 80% shithole.

I know, I live here.

Stewart's is the highlight of the state. Luckily, I'm about ten minutes from it.

[RatedGSuperstar]

There's been more SmackDown wrestlers on Raw than Raw wrestlers so far.

[Xero]

I'm sorry. :wavesad:

It's not so bad.... We have....

:(

[The Gold Standard]

If the draft takes effect following Backlash, why not wait until after Backlash to have the draft?

[screech]

How can he forget what happened at Mania? He's reminded three times a week.

[Xero]

Stewart's is the highlight of the state. Luckily, I'm about ten minutes from it.

I have one about ten minutes away. Never gone to it.

[screech]

If the draft takes effect following Backlash, why not wait until after Backlash to have the draft?

That makes too much sense.

[The Gold Standard]

It's not so bad.... We have....

:(

We have the 2007 Super Bowl Champions

[screech]

I have one about ten minutes away. Never gone to it.

Is it the drive up in Burlington by any chance?

That place is amazing. You need to go.

[Triple Naitch]

Stewart's is amazing.

[The Gold Standard]

Thats it?

[Xero]

Nah, in Woodbridge.

But I've been to the one around Clinton. Pretty good.

[Corndad]

Holy crap that match over already?

[Xero]

lol rollup victory.

[screech]

Is Kane ever going to win another match? Fuckin hell...

[The Gold Standard]

Terrible

[RatedGSuperstar]

That was a shitty finish. No wonder they apparently had to film it twice.

[Johnny Vegas]

that was a bad bitch in that one shot in the background

[ClockShot]

Quick match.

[Xero]

Rey Rey vs Show Show

[The Gold Standard]

Nah, in Woodbridge.

But I've been to the one around Clinton. Pretty good.

WOODBRIDGE!! That's where it is at.

[Hornicane]

Is Kane ever going to win another match? Fuckin hell...

Of course not. How else would his gimmick as a huge, unstoppable sadistic monster make any sense?

[screech]

I can't decide whether or not I like this Axe commercial.

[Corndad]

There is gonna be lots of candidates for Match of the Week from tonight I can see already lol

[Xero]

Of course not. How else would his gimmick as a huge, unstoppable sadistic monster make any sense?

Masturbating in the middle of the ring.

[screech]

That game looks pretty sweet.

[The Gold Standard]

Kane's Career: He beats everyone below him and loses to everyone above him

[Xero]

Unfortunately, he's on the floor laying face down.

[Hornicane]

Masturbating in the middle of the ring.

Honestly, that would probably be a bit more entertaining. :(

[screech]

YES

[The Gold Standard]

SANTINO!!

[RatedGSuperstar]

SANTINOOOOOO~!

[ClockShot]

I hope that double decker or cab sees some action tonight.

[screech]

He looks more homosexual every week.

[Xero]

They are honestly still playing off they're brother and sister?

Come on.

[screech]

SANTINO!!

What a great 500th post

[Corndad]

Calling out his sister haha

[RatedGSuperstar]

LMAO...he's calling out Santina.

[The Gold Standard]

Imagine they were really twins

[screech]

Billy and Chuck

[Hornicane]

Does Santino have a prosthetic unibrow he removes when he's Santina?

[Corndad]

HAHAHAHAHA

[Xero]

Nice lag.

[screech]

remix

[The Gold Standard]

Does Santino have a prosthetic unibrow he removes when he's Santina?

I didn't realize it was fake

[HeartBreakMan2k]

LOL MY SISTER, SHE LOVES THE RED BULL

[RatedGSuperstar]

She loves the Red Bull...lawl.

[screech]

What a great poem

[screech]

Cape?

[The Gold Standard]

I can't decide if Beth is hot or not, i feel like sometimes she is and others she isn't

[Corndad]

Beth is gonna own him haha

[RatedGSuperstar]

Is Beth Phoenix a superhero now with that cape?

On a side note...Rosa Mendes = :drool:

[Hornicane]

I can't decide if Beth is hot or not, i feel like sometimes she is and others she isn't

Beth is a fox. :naughty:

[The Gold Standard]

LOL SINGING

[screech]

I can't decide if Beth is hot or not, i feel like sometimes she is and others she isn't

She has a very manly face

[Corndad]

This crowd is so dead.

[The Gold Standard]

I want Melina to be a heel again

[Xero]

JOEY MERCURY!













.......wait

[screech]

So much for the draft

[RatedGSuperstar]

It always sounds like the cheers are piped into Melina's intro over the PA.

[Xero]

GOOOOLDBERG! GOOOOLDBERG! GOOOOLDBERG!

[The Gold Standard]

idk y but i like this commercial with vince and cena

[screech]

idk y but i like this commercial with vince and cena

I don't get why Cena is endorsing razors. He can't grow facial hair.

[screech]

Beth wins, Women's titles unified!

[ClockShot]

Beth came to play.

[The Gold Standard]

bad camera angle, showing beth saying reverse it

[screech]

LOL YES

[The Gold Standard]

That is insane

[screech]

Way to forget she did that at the Rumble, King.

[RatedGSuperstar]

I will never get tired of Beth Phoenix using Melina's leg as a weapon.

[screech]

So great

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I don't get why Cena is endorsing razors. He can't grow facial hair.

Nor does he endorse anyone who HAS facial hair.

ZING.

[The Gold Standard]

This match is already better and longer than the other 2 matches on Raw

[screech]

lol wrestling team and prom queen

[screech]

That was an interesting pin

[The Gold Standard]

How long until the Rosa/Beth turn

[RatedGSuperstar]

That was an interesting pin

I wouldn't mind pinning either of them like that. :naughty:

[Xero]

lol Canadian Destroyer.

[screech]

Shane turning?

[RatedGSuperstar]

Please let Shane throw the match at Backlash and join The Legacy.

[Hornicane]

Is there like, no-one in that arena? Beth was echoing when she was screaming.

[The Gold Standard]

Please let Shane throw the match at Backlash and join The Legacy.

That would be cool

[screech]

TURK!

[The Gold Standard]

Turk the man

[screech]

lol I love this weed commercial

[Xero]

lol at this commercial on 4/20.

[screech]

Anyone ever tried the Panormous?

[Xero]

Vintage Michael Cole!

[screech]

I'm sure people will drive from London to Providence, Cole.

[screech]

Vintage Michael Cole!

[The Gold Standard]

I always like when the announcers talk about fans booing cena

[RatedGSuperstar]

Listen to all those boos for Cena. You would've thought they'd edit that out since this isn't live.

[Xero]

Cena looks terrible with the title.

Seriously, he's wearing it wrong.

[screech]

Listen to all those boos for Cena. You would've thought they'd edit that out since this isn't live.

I doubt Vince gives a shit anymore.

[Triple Naitch]

I've had the X-Men Pizza at Papa John's

[The Gold Standard]

OMG THE SEX APPEAL

[screech]

Goddamn Cena, YOU ARE NOT A DUDLEY!

[Xero]

Nougaplex is Cena's new move, I bet.

[Xero]

Why are we still saving Jericho?

[screech]

Nougaplex is Cena's new move, I bet.

Better name than the Attitude Adjustment

[screech]

Why are we still saving Jericho?

Because he still has to job to Cena

[screech]

Y2J chants?

[Corndad]

Y2J chants. Fantastic lol

[The Gold Standard]

Listen to those Y2J chants

[Londoner]

Loving the Y2J chants.

[Xero]

I'm looking forward to the "Yay-Boo" spot.

[The Gold Standard]

Cole sucks

[screech]

Textbook suplex

[Londoner]

Y2J Y2J Y2J Y2J

[RatedGSuperstar]

"No one evokes as much emotion from the WWE Universe as John Cena".

Oh, I see. He's still "one of the most CONTROVERSIAL champions in WWE history," right?

[screech]

I'm looking forward to the "Yay-Boo" spot.

:y:

[HeartBreakMan2k]

And here it is

[The Gold Standard]

love the boo yeah spots

[Xero]

YAYYYY! BOOOOO! :love:

[Londoner]

oh now its supercena

[ClockShot]

Those boos sound piped in.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lol it amazes me that after the boos they just pop

[Xero]

LOL, shut up King.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

LOL "YOU CANT SEE ME"

[RatedGSuperstar]

Pretty DDT counter on the FU. Let's see him reverse a shoulder block into a Code Breaker.

[Xero]

They really should do a Canada-like angle with Cena. Have him hate Philly, New York and the rest of the world and love the rest of the US.

Would make for some interesting tours.

[DarKCentaur]

Yes, London and only London love to boo Cena. Those damn limeys

[Londoner]

nice move

[screech]

He ruined my favorite Jericho spot :mad:

[The Gold Standard]

how about a beat down like Jericho did to flair

[screech]

Although the result was still sweet

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Pretty sweet spot there.

[screech]

I'd like to know when this series will air without checking my local listings. Shouldn't the commercial tell me that?

[screech]

Fun fact: I got paid to watch the Fighting preview. I remember it being called Come Out Fighting, though.

[screech]

lol guy in the crowd wearing the ref shirt

[screech]

FOZZY

[screech]

Fuck you, King! :mad:

[Corndad]

A Fozzy Reference lol

[Londoner]

electric chair! :D

[screech]

I was kinda hoping for a Super Codebreaker there

[Krimzon7]

I'm late, but I'm here! This is the second straight week that Cena's put on a good match. Of course, this week we expected a good one.

[screech]

:wave:

[Xero]

K(7)4L

[RatedGSuperstar]

When's the last time Jericho actually connected on a Lionsault? 2002?

[The Gold Standard]

what would be worse, losing to attitude adjustment, or stf?

[screech]

CODEBREAKER

[Xero]

LOL wow, nice!

[RatedGSuperstar]

FUCK YES~!!~

NO HE KICKED OUT FUCK YOU CENA

[Londoner]

Wish King/cole would just shutup about 'the strength of Cena'

[Xero]

Wow, that was a pretty good one.

[Xero]

Mainly because he didn't come down with it.

[RatedGSuperstar]

This match is going to make Orton/HHH look like complete and utter shit to close the show.

[Corndad]

This match has been quite good.

[The Gold Standard]

Cena can put on good matches when he needs to, why doesn't he do it all the time?

[screech]

Wish King/cole would just shutup about 'the strength of Cena'

Seriously. He's not Lesnar (why I thought of him, I don't know)

Lesnar >>>>>>>>> Cena