WWE RAW Thread - 27/04/09 - Still better than Impact!

[CSL]

No fair, we don't get Hayden Panettiere ads over here :(

[screech]

Shut up, Val Venis

[interforce]

Ok this should be good :)

[screech]

No fair, we don't get Hayden Panettiere ads over here :(

That's lame :(

[HeartBreakMan2k]

ORTON

[The Optimist]

You know, I still don't understand why he got a rematch anyway.

[screech]

BALLIN

[The Gold Standard]

LETS GO MVP!!

[screech]

PYRO!!!! YESSSS!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

MVP can barely wrestle his way out of a t-shirt. Orton FTW

[screech]

MVP vs. CSWF shirt

[Triple Naitch]

He finally has his pyro back :D

[screech]

lol Attitude Adjuster

[ClockShot]

Lone guy in the crowd backing Orton.

I hate my state. :'(

[Innovator]

Targeting the abs? Or the midsection/ribs you fuck

[Innovator]

Lone guy in the crowd backing Orton.

I hate my state. :'(
OUR state, Orton should be getting more love

[The Optimist]

How does it feel to get cooked in the head, Randy Orton?

[ClockShot]

OUR state, Orton should be getting more love

Sorry. We should have went to this.

[mike adamle]

i honestly thought he missaid abs and said "targeting the ass"

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I love MVP :heart: Good Yakuza kick. Glad he got his pyro back too. Just wish he hadn't struggled with the shirt at the start of the match. Not a big deal, but I'm a stickler for the detail piece.

[screech]

Targeting the abs? Or the midsection/ribs you fuck

Can't be said enough: Cole fucking sucks.

[ClockShot]

Summer Glau will save us all.

[screech]

That backbreaker always makes me cringe.

[The Gold Standard]

Is it me or is this match very slow moving

[The Optimist]

Rest hold out of the commercial, it's a fucking Randy Orton match. Of course it's slow.

[screech]

BOOO YAY :love:

[The Gold Standard]

MVP is the man

[HeartBreakMan2k]

It's been said before, but this is proof positive the US title is the best booked title in WWE.

[ClockShot]

IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND, CHILDREN!

[The Gold Standard]

BALLIN'

[screech]

BALLIN

[Innovator]

Sorry. We should have went to this.
Went to a couple shows that left a bad taste in my mouth, needed a break

[Innovator]

I'd be cheering YEAH-YEAH

[screech]

SHANE!

[The Gold Standard]

Shane is going to town

[Innovator]

AW SHANE CMON THAT WAS A GOOD MATCH`

[CSL]

Now what the gay is this shit?

[The Optimist]

Hmm. Acceptable. Doesn't fuck up Orton's pace, doesn't fuck up MVP's pace. Also, love the shredded cane.

[RatedGSuperstar]

So how was that not a disqualification??

[ClockShot]

FUCK YOU, SHANE!

DON'T YOU HAVE SOME PAPERWORK TO DO AT THE OFFICE?!

[The Gold Standard]

Shane = Next WWE Champ

[screech]

How can he forget? These fuckbags remind him every thirty seconds.

[The Gold Standard]

screech just did the shuffle

[ClockShot]

Push him off!

[The Optimist]

It was more like a no-contest.

[screech]

screech just did the shuffle

YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Orton needs to destroy Shane next week, and I mean... just simply destroy.

[interforce]

Errrrrrrrr where is the DQ? lol

[screech]

Scramble? I like.

[Triple Naitch]

Scramble Match? Nice. Probably the best new thing WWE has thought up recently. Thank you, Mike Adamle.

[Innovator]

Punk isn't in the Scramble to face Edge in Chicago?!?!?!

[The Gold Standard]

Scramble? Hope Morrison or Jericho win

[RatedGSuperstar]

Watch Mysterio win that shit. Ugh.

[mike adamle]

orton vs. batista vs. shane at the ppv?

[mike adamle]

youre welcome for the scramble btw

[screech]

youre welcome for the scramble btw

You're a creative genius.

[mike adamle]

thanks man, appreciated

[The Gold Standard]

youre welcome for the scramble btw

You should've never been fired

[The Optimist]

Punk isn't in the Scramble to face Edge in Chicago?!?!?!
Like he needs the scramble.

[screech]

You should've never been fired

Word :y:

[The Gold Standard]

Like he needs the scramble.

He doesn't

[mike adamle]

thanks for all the support guys

[The Gold Standard]

He is not more than a wheel chair driver for Vickie

[The Optimist]

Great compliments about Chavo, King.

[screech]

Chavo is nothing more than a wheelchair pusher, King.

[The Gold Standard]

THE MIZ

[Innovator]

Like he needs the scramble.
Didn't even need the last one...

[Krimzon7]

What the fuck is up fellas? I came in at the end of that great fucking match. Here's the Miz. love his theme..

[screech]

These transitions: :y:

[CSL]

THE Miz

[The Optimist]

I've got a feeling that Miz will have the King of the Ring gimmick eventually.

[Innovator]

MIZ

[screech]

Krimzon7! :wave:

[RatedGSuperstar]

I like how the "M" in Miz's entrance graphic looks strikingly similar to the MTV logo. Nice little nod to the Real World days, I guess.

[ClockShot]

So. What did the Miz have to do to get on Raw?

[The Gold Standard]

I think the Miz could be good as a singles superstar

[screech]

LOL Face of MTV

[Krimzon7]

Do you remember when people were saying that he was horrible in the ring? Now, he's the future...

Got to give this dude his respect.

[screech]

I think the Miz could be good as a singles superstar

[Triple Naitch]

Hi K7 :wave:

[The Optimist]

He has 1,440,000 hits.

"They're numbers are in my phone, and they have no idea who I am."

[RatedGSuperstar]

"GOOGLE ME!"

<3 Miz.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

THE Miz

needs Morrison

[Triple Naitch]

The Miz vs. Isaac from Real World would be epic.

[screech]

Do you remember when people were saying that he was horrible in the ring? Now, he's the future...

Got to give this dude his respect.

He has improved immensely since his debut.

[Krimzon7]

Ugh, his first match is a squash? whew. Okay good one Miz.

[Innovator]

Challenging Cena :lol:

[ClockShot]

John, yes. Cena, no.

[The Optimist]

Do you remember when people were saying that he was horrible in the ring? So, like three weeks ago?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Do you remember when people were saying that he was horrible in the ring? Now, he's the future...

Got to give this dude his respect.

I like Miz, he's light years better than he was.

He just isn't someone I want to watch by himself.

[The Optimist]

Cena Haas? Midget Cena?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Midget Cena coming?

[Krimzon7]

Naitch to the third power!!! What's up fella! Schreech! Hey guy. How's this been so far? I bet we get a midget...

[The Gold Standard]

Do you remember when people were saying that he was horrible in the ring? Now, he's the future...

Got to give this dude his respect.

That is what I thought and then he just got better at tagging with Morrison

[The Optimist]

Or just nothing. . .

[RatedGSuperstar]

What, Miz couldn't find a midget Cena?

[The Gold Standard]

John Cena is scared of The Miz

[ClockShot]

Where's Morrison. I got my air guitar ready.

[The Gold Standard]

CHEAP SHOT!!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

ooo, burn.

[Innovator]

12 ROUNDS SHOT! YES!

[Krimzon7]

KILLER PROMO! GREAT ONE!

[Triple Naitch]

Nice 12 Rounds burn.

[CSL]

BURN

[The Gold Standard]

THE MIZ SPEAKS FOR THE BOARDS!!

[screech]

Great jab at the 12 Rounds epic fail

[The Optimist]

Oh, this is silly.

[The Gold Standard]

It is in the record books, The Miz has beaten John Cena

[Savio]

I'm liking Miz more now.

[Innovator]

Miz - 1

Cena - 0

[RatedGSuperstar]

Miz 1, Cena 0. Lawl.

Flashbacks to "Jericho 1, Goldberg 0"

[screech]

Lillian is hot

[CSL]

If Cena shows up tonight in the main event, Miz is getting squashed next week

[The Gold Standard]

I hope Miz cuts promos like this every week

[Loose Cannon]

Amazing promo by Miz.

What a fucking show

[Innovator]

Jericho - 2

Goldberg - 0

[CSL]

Very competent promo

[Krimzon7]

Tranny alert! I just saw his chick magnet shirt!!! :rofl:

[ClockShot]

Hmmmmmmm. Who's giving him mic lessons?

[screech]

Great promo by Mr Mizanin

[interforce]

LOL i thought that was going to be shit but i actually enjoyed that.

Miz 1

Cena 0

[Krimzon7]

So what have I missed so far? I came in right at the Orton/MVP finish.

[Xero]

SUMMERSLAM

[The Gold Standard]

Cena will always be on Raw as long as this commercial is here

[mike adamle]

miz just got over with that 12 rounds line, i'm goddamn impressed, i've liked miz for about a year, no homo, but i never thought he was gonna get over, good for him

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Hmmmmmmm. Who's giving him mic lessons?

What are you talking about? His mic work was all he had going for him initially.

[screech]

RAW JUST GOT COOL

[Krimzon7]

So true, he was ass in the ring. But he was charismatic as all get out. He's getting really good really quickly.

[Krimzon7]

once the music goes off, we will hear crickets.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Alright, I need for Legacy to beat the shit out of the Colons asap

[screech]

And I thought this would be a legit tag match.

[ClockShot]

:rofl: Noble & Chavo.

A sad state the tag division is in.

[Hornicane]

Have Noble and Chavo teamed before? :wtf:

[CSL]

lol. I'm not sure Chavito has much time-o left in WWE

[RatedGSuperstar]

Wow, painfully obvious that the pops for Primo and Carlito were piped in on SmackDown.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

We go from Miz and Morrison vs Colons to this. Terrible.

Legacy FTW

[The Gold Standard]

Alright, I need for Legacy to beat the shit out of the Colons asap

:y::y::y:

[screech]

:y::y::y::y::y::y:

[CSL]

Wow, painfully obvious that the pops for Primo and Carlito were piped in on SmackDown.

Everybodies pops are piped in on Smackdown

We go from Miz and Morrison vs Colons to this. Terrible.

Legacy FTW

Whaaat? I know it's a random ass team but Chavo and Noble are superior workers to both Miz and Morrison and The Colons

[CSL]

Fucking hate those pleathers

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I love Jamie Bah Gawd Noble. So good in the ring.

[Krimzon7]

There's only 30 people clapping!!!1

These guys are ass.

[screech]

That was sweet

[Krimzon7]

Do you guys hear the random conversation in the audience? People are discussing weather, and the NFL Draft...

[Krimzon7]

The fans are like' WHAT THE FUCK IS A DARK MATCH DOING IN THE MIDDLE OF RAW?

[screech]

JOSH!

[The Optimist]

For the record, that promo was slow and stupid.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Everybodies pops are piped in on Smackdown



Whaaat? I know it's a random ass team but Chavo and Noble are superior workers to both Miz and Morrison and The Colons

Look, I love Jamie Noble, and I recognize Chavo is a fantastic worker. But I'm not a fan at all of a tag team division that consist of teams working together based solely on the idea that they have NOTHING else to do and no hope of winning.

And yeah, you're right, the Colons suck but Miz and Morrison were mint.

[screech]

Do you guys hear the random conversation in the audience? People are discussing weather, and the NFL Draft...

It's madness...

[screech]

MACHO MADNESS! OHHH YEAHHHH!

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[RatedGSuperstar]

I'm pretty much done with Raw tonight. Wake me up when Batista's done punching in the title shot code.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

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[Krimzon7]

Bats is well into the decline of his career.

[Krimzon7]

Backlash was great.

[CSL]

Hearing JR say '11th annual Backlash' makes me feel olddd

[screech]

Hearing JR say '11th annual Backlash' makes me feel olddd

Me too :-\

[ClockShot]

*ahem*

EXCUSE ME!

[screech]

Recent current events?

[The Optimist]

Isn't this the second time they've shown this video?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

The kick on Vince was still the sickest.

[screech]

Isn't this the second time they've shown this video?

Yes

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Also, Triple H sold that RKO like a million bucks.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

RKO needs to break Shano-Mac.

[ClockShot]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH! SHANE'S GOING DOWN!

[screech]

I love Shane, but he needs to get his day wrecked next week.

[Krimzon7]

Like a true McSoldier.

[ClockShot]

Uh oh. Professor X, Iron Man, Dr. Stran.....wait wrong group.

[screech]

Did he stand there the whole time throwing punches?

[Krimzon7]

code accepted.

Those pyros are the shit though...

[mike adamle]

show reminds me of undertaker on svr last year

[ClockShot]

Connecticut hates Codetista.

[screech]

MAY 19

[mike adamle]

remember these guys' match at the hammerstein ballroom on an early ecw on sci-fi?

[screech]

:shifty:

[Krimzon7]

Horrible segway Cole.

[screech]

remember these guys' match at the hammerstein ballroom on an early ecw on sci-fi?

lol crowd hated that match

[ClockShot]

MAY 19

Falls on a tuesday. Smackdown tapes on tuesday. Your point?

[mike adamle]

haha yeah, it's one of my fav. matches just because of the crowd

[screech]

Horrible segway Cole.

Can't be said enough: Cole fucking sucks.

[mike adamle]

you'd think they'd learn after that not to put these guys in a main event again though

[screech]

MAY 19

Falls on a tuesday. Smackdown tapes on tuesday. Your point?

Oh nothing.

:shifty:

[HeartBreakMan2k]

you'd think they'd learn after that not to put these guys in a main event again though

Nah, they just learned not to go anywhere near the ECW arena again.

[screech]

lol at the guy running with the JMac sign

[mike adamle]

hahahaha the boring chant.... should've learned more than not to go to hammerstein

[screech]

lol at no one giving a shit

[ClockShot]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. I'd be halfway home already.

[ClockShot]

It...........is.................alive.

[screech]

CSL called this if I'm not mistaken

[mike adamle]

he couldn't show up for the miz?

[Krimzon7]

Miz really did OWN CENA!!!

[CSL]

OMG ITS CENA I CANT BELIEVE IT

[ClockShot]

GET BACK IN THE RING!

[screech]

That's crap, he totally made it back in before 10.

[Triple Naitch]

So....it's gonna be like that.

[screech]

BATISTA IS THE FIRST CONTENDER

[CSL]

Very happy he didn't come out and run rampant though. Nice touch

[Krimzon7]

P'WNED!!!!


code accepted.:'(

[ClockShot]

Go put on some cement shoes and jump in L.I.S, Cena.

[Innovator]

So.....Cena is scared of Miz?

[screech]

SHOW GOT ROBBED

[Innovator]

Go put on some cement shoes and jump in L.I.S, Cena.
I actually felt bad for Edge getting tossed in there

[The Gold Standard]

The Miz is going to get killed next week

[Krimzon7]

spoiler,

cena won anyway.

[screech]

The Miz is going to get killed next week

Show will cost Cena, making Miz 2-0 against Cena.

[Krimzon7]

I missed it when Nitro would come on back to back.

[ClockShot]

Good Raw. Could have been great if they swapped Orton/MVP with Show/Batista. And have Shane stay at the office.

Good night, folks.

[CSL]

Jack Bauer time

PEACE

[screech]

Good Raw. Could have been great if they swapped Orton/MVP with Show/Batista. And have Shane stay at the office.

Good night, folks.

:wave:

[Krimzon7]

night all,

[screech]

I'm out as well. It was fun as always :D

:wave:

[AJHayes]

Alright, I need for Legacy to beat the shit out of the Colons asap

I get it, beat the shit out of the COLONS.

I lol'd

[The Show Off]

Jericho - 2

Greenberg - 0

Fixed.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Just got home, live shows are always awesome but especially this one. Kinda pissed I didn't tape it this time like I have every other time I've been to a televised show, cause I definitely saw myself on the tron during a few promos. :o Gonna have to wait for the show to hit DailyMotion.</font>

[FourFifty]

I noticed there was a lack of FourFifty tonight. Ended up going to my parents house to do laundry and watched Raw with my little sister over there. Anyways, I'm not going to read 466 posts to see if someone already said this.

The Miz vs Cena....
Greatest Cena match, EVER!!!!!!!!!

[Londoner]

Missed this, will watch the replay on thursday, sounds good.

[Volare]

I had to watch the replay last night, and all I can say is M V f'n P!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Also, I must say...the problem with taping Superstars before Raw...those guys get no reaction when they come out for Raw later. The Colons got a decent pop for Superstars but when they entered on Raw the crowd was dead and I think some people were confused as to why they were on twice/forgot Superstars was a totally different show.</font> :o

[Londoner]

<font color=goldenrod>Also, I must say...the problem with taping Superstars before Raw...those guys get no reaction when they come out for Raw later. The Colons got a decent pop for Superstars but when they entered on Raw the crowd was dead and I think some people were confused as to why they were on twice/forgot Superstars was a totally different show.</font> :o

There's no need for the 'superstars' show, its fucking pointless.

[Krimzon7]

There's no need for the Colon's THEY'RE fucking pointless.

[Londoner]

The Colons are decent, but being booked fucking pointlessly.

[screech]

There's no need for the 'superstars' show, its fucking pointless.

:y:

[dronepool]

You what doesn't make sense? How they make it seem like a kick to head makes wrestlers take a few weeks to a few months off meanwhile Cena getting thrown into a spotlight that "explodes" and he comes back limping 24 hours later.

:-\

[CSL]

There's no need for the Colon's THEY'RE fucking pointless.

If The Colons are pointless, so too is 80% of the roster

[ClockShot]

You what doesn't make sense? How they make it seem like a kick to head makes wrestlers take a few weeks to a few months off meanwhile Cena getting thrown into a spotlight that "explodes" and he comes back limping 24 hours later.

:-\

Oh boy.............

[Mooияakeя™]

Missed this, will watch the replay on thursday, sounds good.

No Sky+ ?

I always watch it Tuesday after work eating dinner and reading the comments on here on ma phone. Don't worry, I'm a man, it's fine, I can multi-task. I have no problems doing these at once.

[dronepool]

Oh boy.............

Is there a swarm of Cena fanboys here or you just disagree/don't like how that post came off?

I was just pointing out what I thought was one of the flaws with RAW. Playing off some angle where someone is injured for months because of a kick to the head vs getting thrown into a spotlight that shatters and explodes? If anything, they should be played off as equally damaging at least.

Cena should have sold that spot better and not show up live for AT LEAST a week or 2 because it doesn't make any sense for him to be there 24 hours later after what was done to him at Backlash.

[ClockShot]

There's a reason why he's called SuperCena. He can come back from anything.

We're all sick and tired of it. And gonna be unless they turn him heel or the gimmick starts to stale.

[The Optimist]

Most of the kicks were on non-wrestlers like Vince.

All Cena did was get dressed and show up. He did the least athletic thing possible to appear on a televised event. He didn't even talk on the mic. Not that difficult for a super hero.

[Londoner]

No Sky+ ?

I always watch it Tuesday after work eating dinner and reading the comments on here on ma phone. Don't worry, I'm a man, it's fine, I can multi-task. I have no problems doing these at once.

Nah, don't have sky+ atm.

[DAMN iNATOR]

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Cena doesn't need 30 extra lives...he's got infinite lives already.
However, I guess you could say the samer thing for Matt Hardy, since he "WILL NOT DIE!" or whatever...:shifty: