WWE RAW Thread - 27/04/09 - Still better than Impact!

[CSL]

So, live sex celebration from Orton/Rhodes/DiBiase?

Is Triple H dead?

Has Santina recovered from her 'exposure'?

Sig off to save Trips a job

[Xero]

http://www.justin.tv/juan_a7x

Chat it up.

TPWW Forums Thread is SOOOOO three weeks ago.

[CSL]

I'm just looking out for the common folk

I'm the Dusty Rhodes of TPWW

[CSL]

Except I look better in polka dots

[Xero]

I look better in one polka dot.

[Innovator]

RAW is 10 minutes from my house and I didn't even try to get tickets, they better improve their stuff, Backlash was a good start

[Xero]

Tonight: Punk cashes in, loses title to Cena.

[Innovator]

Tonight: Punk cashes in, loses title to Cena.
Cena isn't even the champ and he still wins

[Triple Naitch]

Hopefully, with Cena and Trips out, they start pretty much all the storylines from scratch.

[CSL]

Matt Hardy broke his hand last night btw, in case people didn't know

[ClockShot]

I think that the title of this thread be changed to Raw is Orton or The Age or Orton resumes.

[The Gold Standard]

TPWW Forums Thread is SOOOOO three weeks ago.

I don't think so

[screech]

I really don't see the difference between this and the justin.tv chat.

[Xero]

Justin.tv is faster. :(

[ClockShot]

*ahem*

EXCUSE ME!

[The Gold Standard]

Heat machine

[screech]

Justin.tv is faster. :(

Meh.

[ClockShot]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ORTON!

[The Gold Standard]

Pretty good reaction for Orton

[screech]

At least she got his name right this week.

[screech]

Why yes, King. I did think I'd be hearing those words tonight.

[screech]

He doesn't really look satisfied.

[The Gold Standard]

He doesn't really look satisfied.

He never does

[screech]

Maybe we'll see a Legacy spinner with this reign.

[screech]

He never does

He does after some punts.

[ClockShot]

Get a garbage can, Randy. Toss that belt.

[The Gold Standard]

I hate this belt, I just want it to go away

[Xero]

http://www.justin.tv/juan_a7x

Come on guys.

[Zeeboe]

I have literally almost every episode of Monday Night Raw from 1997. I recently came across my old collection of VHS tapes I used to record Raw, and I have been watching them for the past three days now. Those were the good ol' days. :yes: Bret Hart's heel run/Steve Austin's babyface run was so fucking amazing. It made for the best TV ever.

I am gonna see how long I can watch this current nonsense before going back to the old episodes. I last left off with Bret Hart working his program with The Patriot.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I hear voices in my head!

I love Randy. Hate the belt though.

[screech]

Get a garbage can, Randy. Toss that belt.


I hate this belt, I just want it to go away

[screech]

I totally wore my Randy Orton shirt today in celebration :D

[The Gold Standard]

HE KICKED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM

[CSL]

So it looks like Trips might be off TV for a while. Suprising.

[screech]

HE KICKED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM

:y: :yes:

[screech]

Didn't know exactly had four syllables.

[Hornicane]

Exac-a-ly?

[The Gold Standard]

I knew I would be a nothing

[screech]

I do not appreciate Randy Orton telling me what my grim future holds.

[ClockShot]

Shut up, kiddies!

[RatedGSuperstar]

My God, the crowd could at least try to synchronize the "you suck" chants.

[screech]

But I still love Orton.

[The Optimist]

Aggh. Kid makes no sense. This promo is balls.

[Hornicane]

Randy Orton > Me. :-\

[screech]

What a badass video package.

[RatedGSuperstar]

I suck at life. :'(

If this wasn't TV PG Orton would probably tell us to all go home and hang ourselves, because it's just not worth it to live anymore.

[Triple Naitch]

Randy Orton > Me. :-\

Well according to his shirt, he was Born Better. :-\

[ClockShot]

:drool:

[screech]

Randy Orton > Me. :-\

Well according to his shirt, he was Born Better. :-\

:-\

[Innovator]

If I had veins in my legs I'd be sooooo happy

[HeartBreakMan2k]

RKO her! It's your show Randy, not hers damn it!

[The Optimist]

World's Largest 7'0 athlete

[screech]

The world's largest seven-foot athlete?

[Zeeboe]

MY GOSH! That THING.....that woman....has the WORST mic skills.....EVER! I thought Orton was bad! How could you guys watch this crap, week in and week out!? Oh my god.....

[ClockShot]

Knock her block off, Randy.

[The Optimist]

Big Show and Dave will be sort of nice.

[Triple Naitch]

So....Batista/Orton feud now?

[RatedGSuperstar]

Big Show/Batista should be a five star bout.

Shoot me now.

[CSL]

MY GOSH! That THING.....that woman....has the WORST mic skills.....EVER! I thought Orton was bad! How could you guys watch this crap, week in and week out!? Oh my god.....

And yet she's still more over than 90% of the roster

[interforce]

Dancin Dave in another main event? sigh

[Innovator]

Don't have to love me, but you better respect me

Close to a Flair line

[HeartBreakMan2k]

MY GOSH! That THING.....that woman....has the WORST mic skills.....EVER! I thought Orton was bad! How could you guys watch this crap, week in and week out!? Oh my god.....

Dude, she's a heat magnet. Her voice, her promos, etc are completely a compliment to her character.

[screech]

BALLIN!

[The Gold Standard]

YEAH

[The Optimist]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT MVP!

[Triple Naitch]

Ballin'!

[Innovator]

MVP!

[CSL]

MVP. Very nice

[Hornicane]

YES MVP

[The Gold Standard]

MVP! MVP! MVP!

[RatedGSuperstar]

MVP!?!!?

HOLY CRAP IT'S A PUSH

[ClockShot]

Fuck off, MVP. This is Orton's show right now.

[The Fonz]

I'M COMIN!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Holy shit! They're actually going to push MVP in spite of his non-existent pop?

[interforce]

Ok i am interested now :) MVP :)

[Innovator]

If RAW turns into the MVP show, I'd be sooooooooooooo happy

[The Optimist]

WWE Universe?

[Triple Naitch]

I think I'm naming my first born Vontavious

[screech]

That's a sweet shirt

[screech]

I think I'm naming my first born Vontavious

lol

[RatedGSuperstar]

That MVP shirt is actually kinda ballin'. First time I've seen it.

[CSL]

Half of MVP's appeal was his natural charisma, not chasing reactions. Don't like his playing up to the crowd. He should play the same character as face and heel, only changing slight characteristics depending on the role ala the Rock

[Innovator]

MVP chant, I'm liking this

[The Optimist]

Oh, Double Mint Twins fighting MVP would be boring as shit.

[screech]

Ted on the mic?

I dig it.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Oooh...DiBiase going after the U.S. title, then.

[RatedGSuperstar]

"Check yo'self, lackey." :lol:

[screech]

BALLIN

[screech]

Shut the fuck up, CAWdy!

[CSL]

lol Cody

[The Optimist]

Lol. Cody explains that he's useless to the group.

[Loose Cannon]

wow, I feel like I am watching another show here. Orton Champion, MVP stepping up, Cody/Dibiase mic time.

Trips dies and everything is awesome

[Xero]

WTF IS GOING ON!?

[interforce]

Great mic skills there CAWDY :naughty:

[Loose Cannon]

CROWD IS HOTTTTTT

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Holy shit, MVP is awesome.

[owenbrown]

is this really 2009? this is weird

[The Gold Standard]

MVP is the man

[screech]

wow, I feel like I am watching another show here. Orton Champion, MVP stepping up, Cody/Dibiase mic time.

Trips dies and everything is awesome

:yes:

[The Gold Standard]

MVP v Randy Orton!!!

GO MVP!!

[Triple Naitch]

First Contender's Match?

[CSL]

First contenders match

[The Optimist]

Ballin'

[screech]

WOOOOO

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I fuckin love that Randy is pretty much running the show.

[ClockShot]

Put him in his place, Orton.

[interforce]

Ok that was a weird promo but i am still loving the main event :)

[CSL]

Chris Turk, Mike Epps and Mos Def. Gonna have to see that film

[The Fonz]

MVP, Ted and Cody doing stuff, Orton running the show, and Dolph Ziggler doing something on Smackdown.

Again, when did Noid get a job at WWE?

[CSL]

Vince 1 Kobe 0

[RatedGSuperstar]

Oh fuck off, "Did You Know!?!". Nobody watches the first round of the NBA playoffs. It's not worth paying attention until the conference finals anyway.

[screech]

TBK! :love:

[The Optimist]

Did Ezekial not come with him to Raw?

[CSL]

Kendrick :)

[The Gold Standard]

Jobber Entrance

[screech]

KOFI! :love:

[HeartBreakMan2k]

TBK is on Raw, hopefully that leads to a TBK/HBM match.

[ClockShot]

Oops.

[The Optimist]

TBK vs. Kofi should be good.

[Innovator]

Kofi vs. Kendrick? I like it

[RatedGSuperstar]

MVP, Ted and Cody doing stuff, Orton running the show, and Dolph Ziggler doing something on Smackdown.

Again, when did Noid get a job at WWE?

And TBK mic time, to boot.

[CSL]

Oh. He's gonna job then.

Still, Kofi :heart:

[screech]

I miss Taz doing the boop boop :(

[The Fonz]

JAMAICAN ME CRAZY!

[screech]

Actually, I miss Taz :(

[CSL]

If they give this like 10-12 minutes, it could be very very good. Unfortunately, probably not gonna happen

[screech]

Can't be said enough: Cole fucking sucks.

[screech]

Gorgeous dropkick

[The Optimist]

TBK is too pasty to wear those tights, also Jericho.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Sitting Tazmission, transitions into a sitting million dollar dream by TBK

[Triple Naitch]

Wow, they are actually gonna showcase their midcard talent.

[CSL]

lol how much fucking energy does that boy have?

[screech]

Wow, they are actually gonna showcase their midcard talent.

Fucking finally

[HeartBreakMan2k]

TBK :(

[CSL]

Nice line from King "I just realized these guys can wrestle faster than we can talk"

[screech]

Did they really not call his finisher?

[The Optimist]

Anticlimactic end.

[ClockShot]

Not bad.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

They did more wrestling in 5 minutes than most 20 minute matches.

[screech]

Anticlimactic end.

Indeed. Still,

Not bad.

[Zeeboe]

And yet she's still more over than 90% of the roster

That says a lot about today's "wrestling". The WW"E" is so horrible now. This is not the first time I've tried to watch the current product, and it keeps getting worst and worst. :( The wrestlers these days have some of the worst mic skills ever. You can tell they're acting. The whole point is too be convincing. The kids in my theater class back in high school could act better.

MVP, Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes and Ted Dibiase Jr. are horrible at working the mic. Orton is the worst, and he is suppose to be the "leader". Vickie Guerrero has THE most annoying voice EVER!!!!!!! My gosh, it's like nails on a chalkboard!

Please don't get me even started on the wrestler's wrestling "skills". It seems like anyone can get on WWE TV these days. I retired as a wrestling fan in 2003, and I think I got out JUST in time.

People in my age group were so lucky. We were kids and teenagers during a time that I believe were the best eras in pro wrestling. I pity these kids, and teens who watch, and actually enjoy today's crap. To each their own, sure, but they may never know what they missed.

[ClockShot]

Fucking Yankees. How do we lose to Verlander?

[CSL]

"Very doubtful Cena will be here" = he's probably gonna cost Show the match against Batista

[screech]

Shut up, Val Venis

[The Gold Standard]

I am glad the Vickie and Show love story is over, and Clockshot, I don't have any idea

[interforce]

Fuck show has gained all that weight again

[screech]

Cena wins

[Zeeboe]

Shut up, Val Venis

Gladly.

I can't take Vickie Guerrero anymore. I'm going in my time machine, and I'm watching my Monday Night Raw tapes from 97'.

You kids have fun with your "wrestling".

[The Fonz]

"Very doubtful Cena will be here" = he's probably shooting a movie and will be gone for a long ass time

[Testicle]

Fucking Yankees. How do we lose to Verlander?

Screw that, Verlander can pitch.

Go Tigers!

[screech]

Fuck show has gained all that weight again

Pretty ridiculous. I was hoping he'd be able to keep it off, or at least most of it.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Fucking Yankees. How do we lose to Verlander?

At least it looks like Rodriguez may be taking batting practice sometime soon. You'll rebound soon enough.

Boston's looking unstoppable right about now, though.

[screech]

Test4champ! :wave:

[screech]

Boston's looking unstoppable right about now, though.

Which is awesome :y:

[interforce]

Pretty ridiculous. I was hoping he'd be able to keep it off, or at least most of it.

Too right. He has bigger tits than Vickie now. I thought that time off would have made him realise he needs to keep the weight off

[screech]

WHAT A CHOP

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Ahahahaha, at Khali hitting Beth.

[The Gold Standard]

Santina lol

[The Optimist]

Santina's music sounds like 3-Count set to mandolins.

[CSL]

OHHHH YEAAAAAAH, MARYSE IS GONNA BE INVOLVED HURRRRRRR

[screech]

HOLLA

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Kelly Kelly is pretty sexy.

[Testicle]

Test4champ! :wave:

:wave:

[CSL]

lol, is Santina on the face team?

[ClockShot]

Kelly Kelly and Bella Bella.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Kelly needs to bring back the assless chaps, damn it.

[screech]

Can anyone really tell the Bellas apart?

[screech]

MICKIE! :love:

[The Gold Standard]

I don't care about the Bella twins, but WOO MICKIE and WOO MARYSE

[Triple Naitch]

Maryse :love:

[screech]

Jillian Hall is still around?

[CSL]

MARYYYYYSEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[The Optimist]

Weird that heels can all come out together.

[screech]

Maryse :love:

[The Fonz]

Bella+Mickie+Kelly+Mayrse is hot=Mute button time

[ClockShot]

I'm thinking of female superhero team.

Someone help me out.

[RatedGSuperstar]

From left to right on that heel team:

Hell Yes, Yes, Hell Fucking Yes, Meh.

[CSL]

I think King's been reading TPWW

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Maryse :drool:

[interforce]

Wow i have to be honest with you guys.

Maryse is pretty hot

[screech]

She slapped the tits!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I don't care about the Bella twins, but WOO MICKIE and WOO MARYSE

Word

[CSL]

That fucking scream makes me laugh every time

[The Optimist]

Can anyone really tell the Bellas apart?That's the point man.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

The SWOG!

[ClockShot]

Hellllllllllllllllllo.

[The Gold Standard]

Swog a pimp

[CSL]

Did Hornswoggle just run away from Maryse?

[screech]

That's the point man.

Just thought I'd ask.

[Hornicane]

What the bloody hell? :wtf:

[The Gold Standard]

So who is the top Diva on raw, Beth, Maryse, or Santina?

[The Optimist]

Is it weird that Santino is a heel but Santina is a face?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lol, I don't think I could have kept a straight face if I was working this match.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

The SWOG saw the DONG

[Innovator]

WHAT THE FUCK YANKS

[interforce]

WTF is this shit?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lol, I would have died laughin in this match.

[screech]

Santina is on a roll

[The Optimist]

Hornswaggle, great. I have to say, at least he's good at what he does. Even if it is disruptive as hell.

[Innovator]

Did everyone forget how to hit?

[Savio]

....:| terrible segment

[ClockShot]

WHAT THE FUCK YANKS

Already covered that, bro.

[The Gold Standard]

Legacy taken the Tag Straps soon

[screech]

Okay I've decided: I do like this new [to me] promo/commercial guy.

[interforce]

....:| terrible segment

Only thing that saved it was Mickie and MAryse

[HeartBreakMan2k]

....:| terrible segment

You're nuts. I hate the Swog but that was fuckin awesome.

[screech]

Legacy taken the Tag Straps soon

All four of them? Or will Vince care enough to make new belts?

[screech]

You're nuts. I hate the Swog but that was <s>fuckin awesome</s> not terribly awful.

[The Gold Standard]

All four of them? Or will Vince care enough to make new belts?

All 4, then make them one

[CSL]

OH SHIT WARRANT

I want Arby's to open over here just so I can hear that song on TV regularly

[The Fonz]

Hey, looks who's not dead.












































not dead.

[screech]

Full effects of the draft? How can...?

God I hate Cole

[RatedGSuperstar]

Legacy taken the Tag Straps soon

Probably, but they've already done that already...I'd much rather see DiBiase go after MVP's U.S. Title. But I'm just a sucker for that finisher of his.

[screech]

I am liking these transitions.

[The Gold Standard]

Thought he got a haircut for a minute

[Triple Naitch]

Is Matt gonna wrestle with a cast?

[CSL]

Matt. Noice.

[ClockShot]

Matt Hardy playing hurt. Points for him.

[screech]

Hardy decided to man up.

Kudos, sir.

[CSL]

Is Matt gonna wrestle with a cast?

Judging by no elbow pads or tape, I'd guess no. But still, Owen Hart/Cowboy Bob

[The Optimist]

They'll probably just throw away the old WCW tag belts.

Ohlol, Jeff. Perfection.

[screech]

Thought he got a haircut for a minute

It needs to happen.

[CSL]

Matt's been hitting the tan, looking radioactive tonight

[screech]

He sounds like such a little girl.

[screech]

Matt been hitting the tan, looking radioactive tonight

:lol:

[The Gold Standard]

Wait, he did quit? He didn't quit? Which one?

[ClockShot]

It's a nice day outside. Wonder if someone's gonna end up in the drink tonight?

[screech]

GOLDUST!

[ClockShot]

SOMEONE CALL 450!

[The Optimist]

I was hoping for Goldhaas

[screech]

Wait, he did quit? He didn't quit? Which one?

Exactly.

[CSL]

Hardy gonna win it with a BROKEN FREAKIN HAND

[RatedGSuperstar]

Goldust!?

Lawl at "Wrestling under protest".

[CSL]

I was hoping for Goldhaas

I think he might be a heel now. Been teaming with Mike Knox on the road

[Savio]

golddust is back?

[The Optimist]

He'll just use it as a weapon for a few months. EZ Book-5000

[Zeeboe]

OH MY GOD......that's.....Goldust!.....and Matt Hardy?

*GIANT sigh of relief* :)

[ClockShot]

golddust is back?

Has been.

Get it?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lol Matt playing the Orton card.

[The Gold Standard]

Wow, what a match. You really earned your paychek Goldy

[screech]

Makeup artist must be very proud.

[Zeeboe]

Wrestling matches are wayyyyyyyy too short these days. :n:

[The Optimist]

Is "under protest" the Orton card now?

[The Gold Standard]

Makeup artist must be very proud.

all that time for 20 seconds

[RatedGSuperstar]

Bummer, Orton/MVP only main events the first hour.

[The Optimist]

Good for Christian.

Good God, he tied him to the fucking table. What the fuck.

[screech]

all that time for 20 seconds

On par with a ten second Boogeyman promo.

[CSL]

And to add insult, they have to do their own makeup

[RatedGSuperstar]

Wait, so it's okay to show the live action video in this promo, but when you're recapping what happened at Backlash (or any other PPV for that matter) on Raw, you're just going to give us stills?

That makes perfect sense.

[The Gold Standard]

On par with a ten second Boogeyman promo.

I never understand, why waste the facepaint