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Xero
05-05-2009, 01:03 PM
Assuming that a dark match can be considered canon (it can't, but let's say it can), how exactly did Cena come waddling and get beat down by Big Show but come back later in the night and have a match (he had a dark match after RAW)?

I thought he wasn't medically cleared to wrestle until Judgment Day.

I guess what I'm asking you to do is... EXPLAIN THAT PLOT HOLE!
#BROKEN Hasney
05-05-2009, 01:06 PM
He was only walking like that because he had a massive erection so he sorted himself out then came and did the match.
screech
05-05-2009, 02:03 PM
He Cena
Jeritron
05-05-2009, 02:38 PM
Big Show had kyrptonite knuckles on
Indifferent Clox
05-05-2009, 03:01 PM
Batista has some shit on Cena.
Indifferent Clox
05-05-2009, 03:02 PM
I find it strange that Cena is a misspelled word, but Batista isn't.
thedamndest
05-05-2009, 03:12 PM
Can't spell UNSANCTIONED without CENA.
Shaggy
05-05-2009, 03:14 PM
When Cena came down earlier in the show he was suffering from heavy chaffing in his crotch area. Once Big Show beat him down for a while it allowed him to heal up the chaffing a bit so he was good to go for his match later on.

This whole time we have been thinking Cena is really hurt but really he is suffering from Chaffing due to him misplacing his car and having to walk from show to show...
owenbrown
05-05-2009, 03:34 PM
Cena should have used Preparation H. :shifty: All I am sayin'
Chavo Classic
05-05-2009, 04:53 PM
It wasn't him - it was one of the clones from Mania instead.

The guy actually put on a better match too
Kane Knight
05-05-2009, 04:53 PM
Cena has a Wolverine-like healing factor.
The Fonz
05-05-2009, 04:55 PM
Cena has a Wolverine-like healing factor.

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Droford
05-05-2009, 05:30 PM
WWE Films Presents: WWE Origins: John Cena

We need Kane and the Undertaker first.
Mooияakeя™
05-05-2009, 05:37 PM
Proof. We need this exposed :shifty:

Seriously, he can't have wrestled full on. Otherwise WWE are fucking tools. We all know they can be, but seriously, this is beyond <strike>mexican</strike> stupid.
Xero
05-05-2009, 06:24 PM
He hit an AA. That was more than enough stupidity, considering how they sold it.
Anybody Thrilla
05-06-2009, 01:07 PM
What was the match?
GD
05-06-2009, 01:09 PM
He over came all the odds and the will to win...Bahwgad!
Anybody Thrilla
05-06-2009, 01:11 PM
They probably just figured that people at the show would be disappointed if they didn't get to see Cena in action, so they decided to give the fans what they wanted. I fear they may have been slightly misguided, though.
Kane Knight
05-06-2009, 03:18 PM
Or Dark Matches have rarely followed any real continuity and it doesn't matter to anyone not crying in a gymnasium shouting "It's still real to me, dammit!"
DAMN iNATOR
05-06-2009, 04:14 PM
Cena finally remembered that once he started to look like
http://www.beyondtherainbow2oz.com/pic07tin-man.jpg
that he needed some more oil for his joints, so he had Vickie apply some and he was running around good as new.




:shifty:
The One
05-06-2009, 05:17 PM
Cena can do anything he puts his mind to.

TOVO Fact: Tovo should be working instead of hanging around TPWW.