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He's Here
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EXPLAIN THAT PLOT HOLE #1: Cena the Cripple (RAW Spoilers)
Assuming that a dark match can be considered canon (it can't, but let's say it can), how exactly did Cena come waddling and get beat down by Big Show but come back later in the night and have a match (he had a dark match after RAW)?
I thought he wasn't medically cleared to wrestle until Judgment Day. I guess what I'm asking you to do is... EXPLAIN THAT PLOT HOLE! ![]() |
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BAY BAY
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He was only walking like that because he had a massive erection so he sorted himself out then came and did the match.
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Shelly Martinez = Ratings
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He Cena
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Get a poke on
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Big Show had kyrptonite knuckles on
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emerge
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Batista has some shit on Cena.
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emerge
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I find it strange that Cena is a misspelled word, but Batista isn't.
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A Property of Matter
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Can't spell UNSANCTIONED without CENA.
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Yipee Kai Yay!!!
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When Cena came down earlier in the show he was suffering from heavy chaffing in his crotch area. Once Big Show beat him down for a while it allowed him to heal up the chaffing a bit so he was good to go for his match later on.
This whole time we have been thinking Cena is really hurt but really he is suffering from Chaffing due to him misplacing his car and having to walk from show to show... |
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#9 |
I believe in Joe Hendry
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Cena should have used Preparation H.
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The Great Pink Hope
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It wasn't him - it was one of the clones from Mania instead.
The guy actually put on a better match too |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Cena has a Wolverine-like healing factor.
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Classic Cool
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▒▓▀▄WINNER▄▀▓▒
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Proof. We need this exposed
![]() Seriously, he can't have wrestled full on. Otherwise WWE are fucking tools. We all know they can be, but seriously, this is beyond |
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#15 |
He's Here
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He hit an AA. That was more than enough stupidity, considering how they sold it.
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Cranky Kong
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What was the match?
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He over came all the odds and the will to win...Bahwgad!
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Cranky Kong
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They probably just figured that people at the show would be disappointed if they didn't get to see Cena in action, so they decided to give the fans what they wanted. I fear they may have been slightly misguided, though.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Or Dark Matches have rarely followed any real continuity and it doesn't matter to anyone not crying in a gymnasium shouting "It's still real to me, dammit!"
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RIP SABU
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Cena finally remembered that once he started to look like
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Boss
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Cena can do anything he puts his mind to.
TOVO Fact: Tovo should be working instead of hanging around TPWW. |
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