WWE RAW Thread for 06/15/09: Three hours? You bet!

[Hanso Amore]

WT

[Legend Killer]

....what?

[Jannettyzilla]

What?

[PullMyFinger]

....................

[DarKCentaur]

Umm...

[Krimzon7]

what the fuck?

[NeanderCarl]

Hehe called it.

[ClockShot]

:wtf:

[shawnrhodeisland]

OMG. THIS FUCKING SUCKS.

[The Gold Standard]

Who called that?

[RawRocks]

Donald Trump?

[Pardeep 619]

DONALD TRUMP???

[LoDownM]

Well..Ok...

[Legend Killer]

This sucks balls....

[The Chris Rosa]

Lame.



He didn't even say 'Lashley' right.

[Pardeep 619]

What the fuck??

[Krimzon7]

ugh. shut the fuck up.

[The Gold Standard]

I dont like this

[Testicle]

Dead crowd.

[NeanderCarl]

Where the fuck can this go though?

[Krimzon7]

even the fans are saying what the fuck.

[PullMyFinger]

Well that was lame.

[shawnrhodeisland]

SHOCK! :-\

[Hanso Amore]

Horrible

[Pardeep 619]

Hahaha will be commercial free next week!!!

[PullMyFinger]

....LOL this is WrestleCrap 101 already.

[DarKCentaur]

Please tell me this ends with Trump selling him back RAW

[Legend Killer]

Vince might be lying to us.

[Krimzon7]

who cares about this? Two hours of rest holds...

ha! it's all about the monnna...

[Jannettyzilla]

I wonder if commercial free means commercial free? Like, without commercials for the entire broadcast?

[ClockShot]

Oh god. Donny is gonna be there next week. Definately skipping it.

[LoDownM]

Wow, this was like, picking up a hooker, then you find out she has a bigger dick than you.

[shawnrhodeisland]

THIS IS SO FUCKING LAME!

[PullMyFinger]

Cut it off? But Trump owns Raw.

[Londoner]

fucking weak ass shit

[The Chris Rosa]

MVP #1 Contender.

[NeanderCarl]

Who called that?

:wavesad:

[Jannettyzilla]

Battle royal, FTW!

[Testicle]

Thank god for SD.

[PullMyFinger]

This was terrible, beyond terrible.

[Legend Killer]

This is soooooo gay!!!!!

[PullMyFinger]

Battle Royal - Gee I wonder who's going to win that. I think his name is Triple H.

[The Gold Standard]

That sucked

[Pardeep 619]

So why is the Mr McMahon character making matches when he is no longer the owner??

[ClockShot]

So....................No GM to be announced?

[The Gold Standard]

MVP #1 Contender.

YEAH

[The Gold Standard]

So why is the Mr McMahon character making matches when he is no longer the owner??

Thats what I was thinking

[shawnrhodeisland]

Is anyone else PISSED OFF right now?
This was so fucking POINTLESS and LAME. FUCKING WEAK!

[Krimzon7]

Gayest moment in wrestling history.

[shawnrhodeisland]

So....................No GM to be announced?


nope

[Legend Killer]

I honestly hate this more than Cena winning.

[shawnrhodeisland]

Gayest moment in wrestling history.

Agreed.

Well, besides Billy and Chuck (Chuck and Fuck).

[Londoner]

This storyline better be heading somewhere.

[Krimzon7]

At least we won't have to see these year one commercials. Guarantee that we'll have interstitials.

[Krimzon7]

I honestly hate this more than Cena winning.

at least Cena trys.

[Londoner]

is every raw now gonna be commercial free then?If not,then whats the point.

[gatoconbotas]

Hmmm...
and I didn't believe that RAW could get any more boring...then Vince blows me away again.

[ClockShot]

ENOUGH!

[gatoconbotas]

HEY! Maybe Ivanka will be the new GM.
I'm OK with that.

[The Gold Standard]

This sucks

[Jannettyzilla]

Only logical end to this is Vince creating a monster heel stable to get his show back and another Invasion-esque era.

[Testicle]

They have become very desperiate for ratings.

[gatoconbotas]

So the extra hour that we have this week is recaps of what has already happened.

[shawnrhodeisland]

The August 3rd RAW is from Mohegan Sun Casino in Connecticut.
Either Trump will be gone by then or he'll be at the Mohegan. Strange.

[Testicle]

Raw just got better with Mickie!

[Krimzon7]

:drool: way to save raw

[shawnrhodeisland]

So the extra hour that we have this week is recaps of what has already happened.

Well, what did you expect? PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING?!?!?

[gatoconbotas]

More than 30 seconds.

[ClockShot]

Let the ratings tank, then Donald can sell it back.

[Pardeep 619]

Rosa Mendes entrance music is awesome

[The Gold Standard]

MARYSE AND MICKIE AGAIN!!

[Londoner]

mickie lookin sofucking hot

[ClockShot]

ROSA IN THE RING. DON'T TOUCH THAT REMOTE!

[Londoner]

so so fucking hot

[Jannettyzilla]

Nice replay of a match from a month ago so people aren't surprised when they do the exact same thing now.

[shawnrhodeisland]

If I were at RAW tonight, I'd be out getting popcorn right now.

[Testicle]

Mickie + Maryse = Heaven

[The Gold Standard]

Mickie + Maryse = Heaven

[shawnrhodeisland]

Trump owns Miss Universe? Does he keep her on a leash?

Cole is a TOOL.

[Pardeep 619]

Maryse is so hot!!!

[Pardeep 619]

And the commentary sucks right now

[shawnrhodeisland]

nice move by Rosa, there. :shifty:

[NeanderCarl]

Only logical end to this is Vince creating a monster heel stable to get his show back and another Invasion-esque era.

I think Donald Trump would be the heel, whether intentional or not.

[RawRocks]

Please make this Raw better

[shawnrhodeisland]

I've really lost hope in WWE.

[Nark Order]

The Trump announcement was just fucking awful. They had a chance to really shake things up and get Bischoff or Heyman or something... Way to fuck up.

[Londoner]

oh god hhh and cena again.:(

[Jannettyzilla]

I think Donald Trump would be the heel, whether intentional or not.I agree, but that's what I think Vince is thinking.

[RawRocks]

okay.. why is Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase in that battle Royal?

[shawnrhodeisland]

I've been a WWE fan for 27 years and I'm ready to turn it off right now.
This is SHIT.

[Mystic.Tenshi]

I think it might be finally time for me to give up the ghost where wrestling is concerned. :wavesad:

[RawRocks]

This is so stupid...

[NeanderCarl]

Hopefully MVP wins the battle royal in a swerve, due to dissention between Cena and Triple H.

Then at the Bash, we have Randy Orton vs MVP and John Cena vs Triple H, the former seeing a new guy finally get a top line match on pay-per-view, and the latter of which may have been done before but not very often and is a "big time" match by anyone's standards outside of workrate.

[Pardeep 619]

So no doubt it will be Orton vs HHH again at The Bash

[shawnrhodeisland]

who wants to join me in a TNA chant?

[Londoner]

I've still got hope, but then,i always do.

then they put on goldust and hornswoggle

[ClockShot]

So. Who's gonna get shot with the t-shirt gun?

[RawRocks]

This is quickly becoming the worse Raw ever.

[The Chris Rosa]

Time to job out TBK I guess.

[The Gold Standard]

Swog is the man

[Londoner]

LCs at this isn't he? hahahaha

[The Gold Standard]

THE MIZ

[Pardeep 619]

Wow Hornswoggle and Goldust are being generous!!!

[The Gold Standard]

I want that shirt

[Jannettyzilla]

Well, at least there's Goldust and Horny with a t-shirt cannon.

Oh, Miz....hopefully they shoot him.

[shawnrhodeisland]

imagine having paid money to buy tickets for this shit???

[ClockShot]

DUH MIZ!

[Testicle]

Just think,

When Dustin was a kid growing up wanting to follow his father that 25 years later he would be jobbing to the miz, hanging out with a midget and shooting t-shirts into the crowd. Make daddy proud.

[Pardeep 619]

The should have been shooting that t-shirt Miz is wearing into the crowd

[shawnrhodeisland]

Just think,

When Dustin was a kid growing up wanting to follow his father that 25 years later he would be jobbing to the miz, hanging out with a midget and shooting t-shirts into the crowd. Make daddy proud.

Well said. :yes:

[Nark Order]

Really pissed that Cena, Show, and Trips are in the Battle Royal.

[Londoner]

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[The Chris Rosa]

And to think about it, Vince always wonders and hates why wrestling isn't legitimized in people's eyes, and then he always does shit like this.


Stupid fuck.

[shawnrhodeisland]

WOW. Miz is good on the mic. Never realized that.

[Jannettyzilla]

Just think,

When Dustin was a kid growing up wanting to follow his father that 25 years later he would be jobbing to the miz, hanging out with a midget and shooting t-shirts into the crowd. Make daddy proud.

That kinda just crushed my soul.

Well done. :lol:

[Legend Killer]

Goldust is awesome!!!!

[Pardeep 619]

Goldust is awesome

[The Gold Standard]

I think WWE is afraid to sell the shirt The Miz has on right now, because it would sell like crazy

[Jannettyzilla]

Ahmed Johnson reference, FTW!

[The Chris Rosa]

Ahmed Johnson reference FTW

[Pardeep 619]

He gave Ahmed Johnson mouth to mouth!!! lol

[shawnrhodeisland]

this is good.

But the crowd is fuckin' dead and killing this.

[NeanderCarl]

Quick memo to some of the "new" guys.... Negativity breeds negativity.

It may not be your cup of tea, and everybody has a right to express their opinions, whether good or bad, but simply and relentlessly stating "Raw is shit", "Raw sucks", "wrestling sucks" et al is not constructive nor contributing to this thread. There's pointing out that something is bad and why, and then there's constant blind bitching.

[Londoner]

tellin hornswoggle to growup is a bit unfair.:shifty:

[The Chris Rosa]

"Oh that's right, I have the stuttering gimmick."

[ClockShot]

This sucks.

Not even a good baseball game on tonight.

[The Gold Standard]

I LOVE THE MIZ CHEAP SHOTS!!!

[Pardeep 619]

Crowd is totally dead

[Jannettyzilla]

Actually, Goldust '99 wasn't cool.

And Miz has a chick's DDT.

[Pardeep 619]

Shoot him Miz

[Legend Killer]

MIZ JUST KILLED HORNSWOGGLE... MIZ SHOOTS MIDGETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pardeep 619]

YES!!!!! Miz you are AWESOME

[Londoner]

hornswoggle cudve easily escaped

[Londoner]

MIZ JUST KILLED HORNSWOGGLE... MIZ SHOOTS MIDGETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i sense a new t-shirt

[Pardeep 619]

Right in his little dick and balls!!! lol

[Legend Killer]

From monday night smackdown?

[ClockShot]

I wonder if LC walked out of this circus yet?

[shawnrhodeisland]

I actually smarked out for that segment. Poor Hornswoggle. :(

[gatoconbotas]

lol shot a midget with a t-shirt gun in the nuts...awesome booking.

[RawRocks]

I wonder if LC walked out of this circus yet?

If I were him, I would.

[NeanderCarl]

Actually, Goldust '99 wasn't cool.

Oh, come on!! Wasn't he pregnant and hanging around with Blue Meanie and Ryan Shamrock in 1999? Sounds cool to me.

Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuedust.

[Pardeep 619]

lol shot a midget with a t-shirt gun in the nuts...awesome booking.

Best thing to have happened tonight

[Jannettyzilla]

Oh, come on!! Wasn't he pregnant and hanging around with Blue Meanie and Ryan Shamrock in 1999? Sounds cool to me.

Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuedust.

I forgot the pregnant part.

I totally rescind that statement.

[The Gold Standard]

I hope someone new wins the Battle Royal. MVP maybe?

[Pardeep 619]

Aren't Legacy supposed to be getting a tag title shot tonight based on last week's victory, or have they completely dropped that angle...

[Testicle]

Sweet, he has misawa written on his wrist.

[ClockShot]

I hope someone new wins the Battle Royal. MVP maybe?

He's the dark horse in that race.

[The Gold Standard]

Aren't Legacy supposed to be getting a tag title shot tonight based on last week's victory, or have they completely dropped that angle...

Its the tag team titles, of course they did.

[The Chris Rosa]

Punk's MISAWA taped fists. Pwnage.

[The Gold Standard]

Heel turn. I am so happy Punk is turning heel.

[The Gold Standard]

maybe not

[Jannettyzilla]

The tag title shot wasn't billed as this week it was "a future title shot".

[Londoner]

lolcmpunk is fucking great

[The Chris Rosa]

In. Your. Face. Marks.



CM F'N PUNK

[NeanderCarl]

So any names noticably missing from the show thus far? As in, potential names for the alleged "suspension list"....

[RawRocks]

SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

[shawnrhodeisland]

Why does Justin Roberts sound constipated?

[Pardeep 619]

So CM Punk ain't turning heel then??

[DarKCentaur]

It feels like they booked this show using Smackdown vs Raw 2009

[The Chris Rosa]

Edge is wrestling's equivalent to The Joker.

[shawnrhodeisland]

So any names noticably missing from the show thus far? As in, potential names for the alleged "suspension list"....

Hacksaw.

[DarKCentaur]

So any names noticably missing from the show thus far? As in, potential names for the alleged "suspension list"....

Only one I've noticed so far is TBK

[RawRocks]

Edge is wrestling's equivalent to The Joker.

Speaking of a Joker look a like

[The Gold Standard]

Well at least jeff wasn't suspended

[Londoner]

OH PISS OFF

ADVERTS

[shawnrhodeisland]

Prediction: Flair comes out to the ring at the end of the show tonight. Some kind of long, in-ring promo and some kind of attack.

[Londoner]

SAVE US TRUMP222

[Pardeep 619]

Also great way for CM Punk to discredit the ECW Title by saying how Matt Hardy has never been a world champion

[Londoner]

Also great way for CM Punk to discredit the ECW Title by saying how Matt Hardy has never been a world champion

its the truth man

[Pardeep 619]

So has Jeff Hardy stole Umaga's face paint look??

[Pardeep 619]

its the truth man

Still shitty how it was pointed out

[Testicle]

Lol at the sexton hardcastle sign.

[ClockShot]

Forgot Hardy got the homefield advantage in this. Doubt he'll win it.

[mike adamle]

Anyone else notice the Sexton Hardcastle sign?

[RawRocks]

With it being in North Carolina.. Jeff Hardy winning the title back?

[mike adamle]

Well considering someone pointed it out before me I'm gonna say yes.

[Pardeep 619]

Haha at CM Punk getting booed

[Krimzon7]

The highlights of a three hour Raw...


Miz and Goldust and a CM Punk promo with Matt Hardy.

Why couldn't we have a King of the Ring again?

[RawRocks]

one more hour ... hopefully the last hour is 1000 X better than the first two.

[Londoner]

cmpunks got to win though,otherwize wwe are idiots.

[Londoner]

oh wait,we already know the wwe are idiots...duh me.

[DarKCentaur]

The highlights of a three hour Raw...


Miz and Goldust and a CM Punk promo with Matt Hardy.

Why couldn't we have a King of the Ring again?

Because Donald Trump doesn't know what King of the Ring is

[The Gold Standard]

Raw is so bad, that I don't even want to watch the last hour. I just don't care. They can't keep my attention.

[DarKCentaur]

one more hour ... hopefully the last hour is 1000 X better than the first two.

1000 X 0 = 0

[shawnrhodeisland]

Raw is so bad, that I don't even want to watch the last hour. I just don't care. They can't keep my attention.

[Krimzon7]

If you believe that, I would like to sell you a bridge in Brooklyn

[Legend Killer]

Anyone else enjoying this match as much as I am???

[Londoner]

argh adverts

[Pardeep 619]

Ok the referee was way too slow making that count. Hardy had Edge pinned for about 5 seconds before the ref started counting

[shawnrhodeisland]

Ok the referee was way too slow making that count. Hardy had Edge pinned for about 5 seconds before the ref started counting

yeah, where's Mickie Jay when we need him?

[Pardeep 619]

Wonder what USA network think to the whole commercial free concept

[Londoner]

'these triple threat matches are so unpredictable' says JR

Well JR i predict Punk wins

[The Gold Standard]

Isn't that leg drop to the crotch by Hardy a low blow? I know this is a NO DQ match, but he does it in regular matches.

[Pardeep 619]

Come on Umag... er Hardy

[Legend Killer]

This is kicking soooooooo much ass!!!!

[ClockShot]

Uh oh.,

[Pardeep 619]

Hahaha at Punk getting hurt

[Londoner]

oh do fuck off

[Testicle]

This better be a work.

[The Gold Standard]

If CM Punk was really injured, do you think Edge and Jeff Hardy would change the finish?

[Jannettyzilla]

Heel Hardyz vs. face Punk and Edge...I feel it.

[The Chris Rosa]

That's not a heel tacatic by Hardy, because the marks like him.



Double standards.

[Londoner]

the ref counted that so slow u knew it wud happen

[Hanso Amore]

Thisd is the best time to turn Punk heel...in the hardy Ville.

[Legend Killer]

So great... Thios title run is gonna be sooooooo good!!!!

[Londoner]

'these triple threat matches are so unpredictable' says JR

Well JR i predict Punk wins

TL KNOWS BEST

[Krimzon7]

Hmm... Opportunisit? oh! we'll call it resoursefull

[ClockShot]

If CM Punk was really injured, do you think Edge and Jeff Hardy would change the finish?

Ref is wired. He'd relay the emergency plan someway.

[Testicle]

I sense edge's 10th title reign coming soon if punks out for a while.

[Legend Killer]

Awww, Jeff has a broken heart, that sucks... NOT!!!!!!!!!!!

[Londoner]

OH WHATS THIS NOW EH

[The Gold Standard]

TEDDY

[Pardeep 619]

TEDDY!!!!

[Londoner]

that it?

[The Gold Standard]

Ref is wired. He'd relay the emergency plan someway.

Forgot about that

[The Chris Rosa]

What will Edge do now?



Only one thing nto do. Be awesome.

[Londoner]

What will Edge do now?



Only one thing nto do. Be awesome.

not that hard for him to do tbf

[Pardeep 619]

Edge could always be in the Battle Royal tonight... nah that won't happen

[The Gold Standard]

LETS GO MVP!!

[Jannettyzilla]

What does SD have to offer Edge if he's not in the title picture? Morrison? Benjamin? Ziggler?

[Londoner]

edge v morrison,fucking wow.

[The Gold Standard]

Here is the tag team picture

[Londoner]

this is unexpected.

[ClockShot]

A long time ago, Teddy Hart could have been leading this crew.

[The Gold Standard]

HAHAHA Lawler made fun on Ted

[ClockShot]

The Colons. But where's daddy?

[The Gold Standard]

Wait. A Tag Team Title match on PPV?

[Londoner]

well said CAWDY

[ClockShot]

Oops.

[The Gold Standard]

Legacy won't have all the titles. Unless Kofi joins Legacy.

THINK CODY!!

I HATE CODY

[Jannettyzilla]

Glad that they're talkin' about the Hart FOUNDATION and the GREAT AMERICAN Bash.

Makes the show more better.

[The Gold Standard]

SHUT THE FUCK UP CODY!

[Krimzon7]

Botch!

[Testicle]

Legacy is brutal on the mic.

[Londoner]

Legacy won't have all the titles. Unless Kofi joins Legacy.

THINK CODY!!

I HATE CODY

lol

[The Gold Standard]

They were terrible on commentary

[Jannettyzilla]

Tag team wrestling at its finest. :roll:

[ClockShot]

Priceless Rhodes will get the titles back at The Bash.

[ClockShot]

Wow. We're gonna go half an hour for the battle royal.

[ClockShot]

As far as the wellness scorecard goes. Too many names to throw out. Might as well wait till it gets leaked.

[Londoner]

Wow. We're gonna go half an hour for the battle royal.

is it possible both HHH and Cena could lose twice in one night?

[The Chris Rosa]

They'll tie for the win.

[ClockShot]

Set up shop in an old coliseum. Nice touch.

[Londoner]

'modern day gladiators'lol

[Jannettyzilla]

As far as the wellness scorecard goes. Too many names to throw out. Might as well wait till it gets leaked.Huh? The Raw roster's been pretty much used, plus the top SD talents....the only possibles would be Kendrick and some Smackdowners.

[ClockShot]

is it possible both HHH and Cena could lose twice in one night?

Anything's possible in the WWE. That was a slogan awhile back. Right?

[Jannettyzilla]

Santino rules.

[Pardeep 619]

McMahon + Santino = Awesome

[Londoner]

lol

[Legend Killer]

Flair is the New GM!!!