NBA 2009 Off Season Thread [Archive] - Page 3

Triple Naitch

08-08-2009, 09:30 AM

Awesome new Nike commercial.

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08-08-2009, 09:49 AM

Kevin Durant is going to be so fucking sick next year.

Triple Naitch

08-08-2009, 09:58 AM

You mean Velvet Hoop?

Hanso Amore

08-08-2009, 12:56 PM

If Durant hit the gym hard, and gained 15-20 pounds, he could be an MVP candidate.

SammyG

08-08-2009, 01:52 PM

lol Rashard Lewis in that video.. definitely roided up yeah

Kris P Lettus

08-08-2009, 02:58 PM

lol Jazz fans are the best.

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/73/29/244798.0.0.0x0.432x568.jpeg

Jesus Shuttlesworth

08-08-2009, 05:08 PM

Kevin Durant is going to be so fucking sick next year.
He already was sick, just no one knows cuz he plays for fucking Oklahoma City
If Durant hit the gym hard, and gained 15-20 pounds, he could be an MVP candidate.
If he wasn't on Oklahoma City he probably already would be one

lol Rashard Lewis in that video.. definitely roided up yeahI typically don't believe guys when they say they take supplements with shit in them but I kinda believe him for some reason. I don't think he was shooting up anabolic steroids lol

McLegend

08-08-2009, 05:09 PM

Kevin Durant will be one of the 10 greatest players ever.

SammyG

08-08-2009, 06:47 PM

Whoooa McLegend

Hanso Amore

08-09-2009, 11:21 AM

LOL come on top 10? Wow.

Emperor Smeat

08-09-2009, 05:59 PM

Its possible in the future but i doubt he can achieve that with how his team is set up right now and how he isn't focused on like a Lebron or Kobe is in the eyes of the NBA.

SammyG

08-09-2009, 08:30 PM

look your posts are good and all but.... change your name cuz i can't take you seriously.

Juan

08-12-2009, 01:52 AM

Kurt Rambis to the Minnesota :(

Jesus Shuttlesworth

08-12-2009, 01:54 AM

Glen Davis back to the Celtics, not bad to have a guy who scored 15 and 4 in the playoffs being their 2nd big off the bench. Hopefully everyone can stay healthy this year though

Juan

08-12-2009, 01:59 AM

It will make no difference stima! BACK TO BACK BABY!!! [/sammy g]

Kris P Lettus

08-12-2009, 03:33 PM

Glen Davis back to the Celtics, not bad to have a guy who scored 15 and 4 in the playoffs being their 2nd big off the bench. Hopefully everyone can stay healthy this year though

I read that yesterday.. Love me som Big Baby cause that was my nickname in highschool..

Loose Cannon

08-12-2009, 03:38 PM

lol, please tell me you are being sarcastic with that comment after all the shit you were given for Peanut, liking multiple teams and what not. you know that's going to get you more shit

Kris P Lettus

08-12-2009, 03:40 PM

No.. People have called me "Big Baby" or "Big boy" since like 7th grade..

Peanut is still called "Peanut" in my hometown..

SammyG

08-13-2009, 04:18 AM

Leon Poo Poo to the Cavs. Fuckers.

SammyG

08-13-2009, 04:19 AM

It will make no difference stima! BACK TO BACK BABY!!! [/sammy g]
Fuck you, Mexi

Juan

08-13-2009, 04:44 AM

lol

SammyG

08-19-2009, 05:52 PM

LMFAO Ron Artest gives out his cell phone number

832-361-0108

McLegend

08-19-2009, 11:18 PM

And Lakers fans are happy they have him?

Juan

08-20-2009, 03:40 AM

Yes. Fuck you.

Juan

08-21-2009, 12:37 AM

Kobe video made by a.... Boston Celtics fan????

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Juan

08-21-2009, 12:38 AM

Yes everybody I'm a Boston Celtics fan, but I love Kobe Bryant, but I'm not to fond of the team he plays for. I'm more of an overall NBA fan, but trust me I love a lot of the Laker players just not the franchise. Aside from Kobe my second favorite is Trevor Ariza/Shannon Brown. Loved both of them in college.
I have the Los Angeles Lakers as 2009 NBA champions.
The whole Lebron James verse Kobe Bryant conversations of who's better, I'll take Kobe any day. He is the most fundementally sound player the league has ever seen. Love his shot and his post play and the way he abuses defenses. Lebron James to me is better statiscally (triple-doubles) and physically. Lebron James' shot in my opinion looks terrible. I don't really enjoy watching him as much as Kobe. I love both of their dunking abilities though.
Never mind all of that.
Enjoy the mix.

Jesus Shuttlesworth

08-21-2009, 01:46 AM

Kid's gay

Juan

08-21-2009, 01:54 AM

lol

Jesus Shuttlesworth

08-21-2009, 02:03 AM

How is Celtics fan and loving on Kobe? Come on. I'm not gonna be a retard and be like "KOBE SUCKS!!!!!" I think he's one of the best players in the league but I can't stand him, or anyone else on the Lakers.

Juan

08-21-2009, 02:16 AM

He knows whats up

SammyG

08-21-2009, 09:47 PM

lol. wow.

Jesus Shuttlesworth

08-22-2009, 02:09 AM

Kid's gay
Said this without even watching the video, after playing through some of it - yup definitely.

SammyG

08-23-2009, 08:00 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KOBEEEEE

Jesus Shuttlesworth

08-23-2009, 10:22 PM

....

Loose Cannon

08-24-2009, 03:25 PM

SammyG

08-24-2009, 04:06 PM

weird.

DaveWadding

08-24-2009, 04:12 PM

This thread brought to you by Kobe brand Condoms - The protection you want for the sex she doesn't."

SammyG

08-24-2009, 04:37 PM

Wow dude. That is like 3-4 years old. fuck's sake.

alvarado52

08-24-2009, 04:41 PM

Didn't know Beasley was such a headcase

apprently, he has been admitted into rehab for going all Vince Young on Twitter

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=aw-beasleyheat082409&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

Yeah i was reading about that an hour ago. I know everyone has their problems and are human, but i can never wrap my head around these athletes who makes millions a year doing what they love to do, and still finding a way to get emo.

DaveWadding

08-24-2009, 04:44 PM

Family Guy
Season 7, Episode 7
Ocean's Three and a Half
Air Date: Sunday February 15, 2009

SammyG

08-24-2009, 04:45 PM

Bullshit, I heard that one waaayyy long ago

alvarado52

08-24-2009, 04:47 PM

Yeah, family guys isnt necessarily known for its innovation in jokes...

Jesus Shuttlesworth

08-24-2009, 10:34 PM

I heard the Beasley thing was mostly for smoking that ganja

Jesus Shuttlesworth

08-24-2009, 10:35 PM

Smokin' dat sticky green like Kris P. Lettuce

Triple Naitch

08-24-2009, 10:38 PM

Going in for his addiction to Spongebob Square Pants.

SammyG

09-09-2009, 04:44 PM

Farmar changed his number to 1....

Also, LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE SHOWWWWWWWW NBA CHAMPS

Juan

09-09-2009, 04:54 PM

Can't wait for the season to start. NBA is really the only professional sport I follow regularly, so this time off between seasons is always brutal for me.

SammyG

09-09-2009, 05:00 PM

Start followin' football dude. I would say I am as passionate about the Rams as I am about the Lakers. Only difference is the Rams suck.

Triple Naitch

09-09-2009, 05:05 PM

So it seems Allen Iverson and God collectively chose that Memphis is the perfect place for him to finish his career.

SammyG

09-09-2009, 05:11 PM

I really don't mind Memphis at all. I hope it works out for them.

Juan

09-09-2009, 05:16 PM

Start followin' football dude. I would say I am as passionate about the Rams as I am about the Lakers. Only difference is the Rams suck.

Well when i DID follow football, I followed the 9ers and Raiders :(

After the 9ers' decline in the 90's I steadily stopped watching the NFL.

SammyG

09-09-2009, 05:20 PM

Fair weather fan ;)

09-19-2009, 08:19 AM

Really Delonte ? 2 strapped and a shotgun in a guitar case? Who are you motherfucking Desperado or something?

I think its safe to say someone is still alive today because of that cop. I mean who the fuck rides a motorcycle around with 2 guns strapped and a shotgun in a guitarcase around his back. Get this guy some meds.

Skippord

09-19-2009, 08:21 AM

lol Delonte "The Punisher" West is now easily my favorite basketball player

09-19-2009, 08:27 AM

No his new nickname is a no brainer. el Mariachi

Droford

09-22-2009, 09:34 PM

Not technically the NBA but this is awesome:

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Hanso Amore

09-23-2009, 11:03 AM

Fake

09-23-2009, 11:05 AM

I say fake

SammyG

09-23-2009, 04:35 PM

LO got married to Khloe Kardashian... really, Lamar?

Also Ron Artest asked if there is a baseball team in San Diego, while wearing a Padres hat... and said everyone can blame him if the Lakers don't repeat.

Loose Cannon

09-24-2009, 12:55 AM

oh, that was him that married her? My wife watches that and was talking about her getting married realy quick to "some guy" LOL, had no idea that guy is Lamar Odom

SammyG

09-24-2009, 01:06 AM

Haha yeah kinda weird, huh?

Skippord

09-24-2009, 01:17 AM

Lamar Odom married bigfoot?

SammyG

09-24-2009, 01:21 AM

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/09/khloe-kardashian-wed-her-lakers-boyfriend-lamar-odom-sunday

http://www.radaronline.com/sites/default/files/photos/image_20090921/366B23791736545A4F011.jpg

SammyG

09-24-2009, 01:23 AM

http://deidrepannu.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/khloe-kardashian.jpg

Lamar is tapping that. Wow.

Juan

09-24-2009, 01:37 AM

I always thought Lamar was married. Dunno why

Jesus Shuttlesworth

09-24-2009, 02:44 AM

They all got the jungle fever or something?

Juan

09-24-2009, 02:59 AM

5 bucks says they're divorced before the season ends.

09-24-2009, 10:13 AM

How tall is she?

SammyG

09-24-2009, 02:17 PM

Pretty fucking tall if she's that close to LO

Jesus Shuttlesworth

09-24-2009, 11:20 PM

Kinda got a caveman face, I dunno

Loose Cannon

09-25-2009, 12:35 AM

she's got heels on. lol come on. she's 5'9

DaveWadding

09-25-2009, 12:48 AM

She's the ugly one out of the 3.

DaveWadding

09-25-2009, 12:49 AM

http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/857/857347/keeping-up-with-the-kardashians-20080306085041322_640w.jpg

SammyG

09-25-2009, 04:28 PM

lol, he is throwing a bachelor party hosted by the guy who hosts the Girls Gone Wild videos...

SammyG

09-30-2009, 12:47 AM

Emperor Smeat

09-30-2009, 01:27 AM

SammyG

09-30-2009, 02:05 AM

Just listen to the song. hilarious.

The Gold Standard

10-01-2009, 12:35 AM

October 28th

Knicks season opener @Miami 7:30

I CAN'T WAIT!!

SammyG

10-01-2009, 02:55 AM

I think the Lakers open up with the Clippers or some bullshit

10-03-2009, 08:32 AM

cant wait

So excited about this season with Indiana. They made some really underrated free agent pickups. Danny Granger might be a MVP canidate. Roy Hibbert and Brandon Rush will turn some heads. These guys have really busted there asses.

The Pacers actually have a shot at a playoff spot this year.

SammyG

10-03-2009, 03:10 PM

Didn't you say that last year.

Jeritron

10-03-2009, 04:11 PM

Celts/Lakers rematch as long as everyone stays healthy, I think

SammyG

10-03-2009, 06:10 PM

Prolly.

McLegend

10-03-2009, 07:37 PM

Guys the Sixers are gonna win it all.

No point to play the season.

Emperor Smeat

10-04-2009, 02:46 AM

Celts/Lakers rematch as long as everyone stays healthy, I think

David Stern going to push as hard as possible to get Cavs v Lakers before Lebron potentially leaves Cleveland after this season. It was one of his "dream match ups" for the past 3 years but nobody expected the Celtics to be amazing with the trades and the Magic to come out of nowhere to be a potential underdog in the Finals.

Gertner

10-04-2009, 11:11 AM

Jazz in 2010

SammyG

10-04-2009, 01:38 PM

lol, ok guy. Another 8 seed finish, another Lakers bloodbath in the first round.

SammyG

10-06-2009, 12:33 PM

Had no idea Artest did a song with Mike Jones... Artest is actually pretty good on this song, hot beat too.

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Loose Cannon

10-06-2009, 10:10 PM

Knicks will sneak in this year

Juan

10-07-2009, 10:23 PM

so glad to finally be watching some Laker basketball

Juan

10-08-2009, 12:45 AM

nice first game by Artest

SammyG

10-08-2009, 02:21 AM

Agreed, buddy. Bynum looked good too. Fuckin' massive dunk by Shannon Brown, facialized some bitch.

Juan

10-08-2009, 02:41 AM

Yeah Drew had a good game. Seems like he's 100% now and ready to contribute.

and yes, that dunk by Shamwow was awsome

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Juan

10-08-2009, 02:41 AM

lol Mikki Moore is such a scrub

alvarado52

10-08-2009, 01:56 PM

Moore's a definite scrub. I remember last year reading Yahoo Sports and they were all 'Moore will be a good fit for the Celtics, and bolster their 'depth' in the frontcourt', and i just laughed my ass off.

Bynum looked good out there, but honestly (and i know they said in the broadcast too) i'd like to see him get more boards. The type of player I envision Bynum to be is a beast on the glass, and get most of his points off put-backs, yknow? I just feel we have Pau for post up type offense, so i'd like to see a dog out there on the glass.

Also, i wish Morrison would have shown. Maybe next game (at the forum!)

SammyG

10-08-2009, 02:20 PM

Shanwowwwwwwwwww

Juan

10-09-2009, 02:16 AM

http://lakeshowlife.com/files/2009/05/shannon-brown.gif

10-09-2009, 02:37 AM

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3598/3358559838_c4908bfb48.jpg

Emperor Smeat

10-09-2009, 03:39 AM

Still think those St Pat green jerseys NBA allows most teams to wear is dumb considering they already have a team that wears the exact same colors and is based on the Irish.

Juan

10-10-2009, 03:30 AM

SammyG

10-10-2009, 09:52 PM

What a Godly commercial.

SammyG

10-12-2009, 02:33 PM

10-13-2009, 11:33 AM

Dont guard me nugga i'm Kobe Bryant
Rape you in hotel rooms, leave you crying
White girls lock yo doors, Kobe on da floor
Your no's mean yes's and your screams mean more
Your legs a double team I know i can beat
Stop fighting, i'm in the lane. Now take this mamba meat
Slam dunk in dat ass, sploosh all in yo face
I beat buzzers every night. You think i wont beat that case?
DNA! Screams the D.A. That shits totally whack
I'll get this case thrown out the window like I had L.A do Shaq
If the evidence stacks up, bitch i wont repent
Buzzer beater bitch! AKA SETTTLEEEEEMENT!!!!!

Holllla

SammyG

10-13-2009, 01:07 PM

LOL at that, rep.

But there's no way you made that up. Where'd you get it?

The Genius

10-13-2009, 10:09 PM

allright so where will stephen jackson be traded?

SammyG

10-13-2009, 10:24 PM

Prison

Triple Naitch

10-13-2009, 10:27 PM

I wouldn't be surprised if Dallas decided to increase their clusterfuck of swing men.

Hard to believe Jackson was the captain of that team.

Supreme Olajuwon

10-15-2009, 07:25 PM

LEBRON HAS SWINE FLU. OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

SammyG

10-15-2009, 07:32 PM

OMGGGGGGGGG

Supreme Olajuwon

10-15-2009, 07:34 PM

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

Juan

10-15-2009, 09:55 PM

time for some Lakers basketball!

Emperor Smeat

10-15-2009, 11:21 PM

NBA officially changed the Travel rule today to make it the 3rd step is now illegal. Probably won't be too long before someone tries to take a 3rd step and get away with it, maybe a few seasons or a new hop/dribble move.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4563546

Juan

10-15-2009, 11:38 PM

This is good news for Lebron James

SammyG

10-16-2009, 01:46 AM

CRAB DRIBBLE

Lake show won, btw.

Juan

10-16-2009, 03:08 AM

i watched most of it on justin.tv. another solid game from Drew

SammyG

10-16-2009, 03:24 AM

Yep. Dude's just gotta stay healthy.

Juan

10-16-2009, 03:34 AM

yeah, if he stays healthy dude will be a monster this year.

Jesus Shuttlesworth

10-16-2009, 11:16 PM

Emperor Smeat

10-17-2009, 08:35 PM

LOL everyone smiling at the end of that video except for KG giving the "no" shake.

10-18-2009, 08:14 AM

Loose Cannon

10-18-2009, 07:54 PM

lol

Juan

10-19-2009, 03:53 AM

another great game from Bynum tonight

SammyG

10-19-2009, 02:38 PM

lol @ top scorers of that last game, Powell and Radmanovic. Did we play again last night?

SammyG

10-19-2009, 02:46 PM

Triple Naitch

10-19-2009, 08:09 PM

Jesus, Griffin is going to be a beast. Probably the next Karl Malone.

10-20-2009, 08:36 AM

SammyG

10-21-2009, 04:59 PM

Emperor Smeat

10-21-2009, 08:52 PM

Didn't take long for Lebron to take advantage of new 3 steps rule since he's been doing the crab dribble/jump a few times already.

Cavs are crazy playing a preseason game (vs Celtics) as a regular season game since they have their starters eating up most of the minutes and pleading for calls.

SammyG

10-24-2009, 04:38 PM

lol @ fucking douchebag Chris Andersen starting fights already. Faggot.

Buzzkill

10-24-2009, 04:40 PM

1st of all, fuck the Lakers. Hate literally everything about them.

2nd of all, Birdman is the fucking greatest. Not a Denver fan but I love him.

SammyG

10-24-2009, 04:44 PM

well you're an idiot.

Skippord

10-24-2009, 11:47 PM

Birdman is the greatest player in the history of basketball

and a very good role model here

SammyG

10-25-2009, 03:30 PM

... not even gonna respond to that nonsense.

Supreme Olajuwon

10-25-2009, 04:44 PM

I want to punch my tv everytime that Tyler Hansbrough commercial comes on where he's got the little girl's lost dog. That fucking look on his face. GOD.

Supreme Olajuwon

10-25-2009, 04:44 PM