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Evolution
07-27-2009, 10:17 PM
Oh dear...

Londoner
07-27-2009, 10:18 PM
Piss break time

Hanso Amore
07-27-2009, 10:18 PM
Lillian Garcia sounds like she just wants to be done now.
Sad really; I always thought she was hot until I found out she was in her mid-40's

Why does her age matter? if you thin kshe is hot, shes hot.

Why am I even bothering.

Log out and dont come back

Hanso Amore
07-27-2009, 10:18 PM
Seriously....Chavo/Horny every week?

Londoner
07-27-2009, 10:18 PM
I bet Chavo will be in TNA next year sometime

ClockShot
07-27-2009, 10:19 PM
Chavo vs. 'Swog.

What's this? Round 3?

TGR
07-27-2009, 10:19 PM
FFS, enough with Chavo/Hornswoggle! It's done! It's over! Let them both move on!

Hanso Amore
07-27-2009, 10:19 PM
Do you think guys who get fired look at Horny, and wonder Why the fuck he has a job?

Evolution
07-27-2009, 10:19 PM
How long they gonna drag this out? If Chavo's last name wasn't Guerrero, he'd have been "future endeavoured" by now.

Londoner
07-27-2009, 10:19 PM
Why does her age matter? if you thin kshe is hot, shes hot.

Why am I even bothering.

Log out and dont come back

Agreed.

Hanso Amore
07-27-2009, 10:19 PM
Thats not a blindfold cole

ClockShot
07-27-2009, 10:19 PM
Wow. Chavo is better off just following Vicki out of the company.

Londoner
07-27-2009, 10:20 PM
Do you think guys who get fired look at Horny, and wonder Why the fuck he has a job?

Interesting question.

Triple Naitch
07-27-2009, 10:20 PM
Can't they just blindfold the entire viewing audience instead?

Jannettyzilla
07-27-2009, 10:20 PM
I want Jake The Snake vs. The Model, right now. :love:

Londoner
07-27-2009, 10:21 PM
Cole is such a tool

Innovator
07-27-2009, 10:21 PM
Hmmm, back to teh game

Hanso Amore
07-27-2009, 10:21 PM
God, I thought this was actually a good show, then they dropped this shit sandwich in my lunch bag.

RawRocks
07-27-2009, 10:22 PM
Any bets on the number of weeks Cole will last as Raw PBP guy

Evolution
07-27-2009, 10:22 PM
Might watch that later Jannetty. Forgot I have that. Much more entertaining.

ClockShot
07-27-2009, 10:22 PM
Hmmm, back to teh game

Don't bother.

Londoner
07-27-2009, 10:22 PM
Oh ffs *turns channel over*

mike adamle
07-27-2009, 10:23 PM
This ref. is still a fag

Evolution
07-27-2009, 10:23 PM
Thankfully, it's over.

Londoner
07-27-2009, 10:23 PM
I miss the old days.

I sound like an old git now.

ClockShot
07-27-2009, 10:23 PM
Crowd in this match = http://instantcrickets.com/

Innovator
07-27-2009, 10:24 PM
ROBERTSON YOU SUCK

Evolution
07-27-2009, 10:24 PM
Why haven't they got rid of that belt yet? At least when Stone Cold lost the title, the Smokin' Skull belt went away.

Innovator
07-27-2009, 10:24 PM
Did Swagger just hit on Orton?

Hanso Amore
07-27-2009, 10:24 PM
MIZARK

Innovator
07-27-2009, 10:24 PM
Oh sweet jesus that'd scare me

RawRocks
07-27-2009, 10:24 PM
I called it earlier.. Jack Swagger wins the Challenge... :D

ClockShot
07-27-2009, 10:25 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmm. What I would give to see Orton kick his head off.

Innovator
07-27-2009, 10:25 PM
Orton needs to go find a diva's bag

Nark Order
07-27-2009, 10:26 PM
I hope Punk wins the belt back on Smackdown

Londoner
07-27-2009, 10:26 PM
Orton needs to go find a diva's bag

Nah he should look for cole's bag...oh wait, same thing.

Hanso Amore
07-27-2009, 10:26 PM
If you could make it happen that this years Wrestlemania had a Steve Austin vs The Rock match, but in exchange the main event was an Ironman match between Cena and Horny, would you do it?

Innovator
07-27-2009, 10:27 PM
I hope Punk wins the belt back on Smackdown
That or at the Slam

Evolution
07-27-2009, 10:27 PM
No. Austin/Rock's been done. Rock/Michaels however...

Hanso Amore
07-27-2009, 10:28 PM
I hope Hardy pops on a test again. Not that I dont like Hardy, but how LOL would that be after they put the title on him again.

Innovator
07-27-2009, 10:28 PM
You know if ESPN had TYSON WEEK right now, we wouldn't have to sit through Horny and Chavito

Londoner
07-27-2009, 10:29 PM
No. Austin/Rock's been done. Rock/Michaels however...

holy shit that would be great even now.

KIRA
07-27-2009, 10:29 PM
Did Swagger just hit on Orton? The subtext is defiantly there

ClockShot
07-27-2009, 10:29 PM
Check 1 2

Jannettyzilla
07-27-2009, 10:29 PM
If you could make it happen that this years Wrestlemania had a Steve Austin vs The Rock match, but in exchange the main event was an Ironman match between Cena and Horny, would you do it?

No.

But book Jannetty, and I'd allow it AND a one-hour Michael Cole interview with Linda.

Theo Dious
07-27-2009, 10:29 PM
I hope he faces Kane.

Evolution
07-27-2009, 10:29 PM
Who's Swagger gonna get? Cena will probably get Miz

Hanso Amore
07-27-2009, 10:30 PM
What about a Scramble match of Flair, Savage, Perfect, Eddie, HBK, Rock, Rick Rude and The Hitman, all in the primes, but the Main event was Giant Gonzalez, TL Hopper, Cena, and David Arquette in a ladder match.

ClockShot
07-27-2009, 10:30 PM
Bourne.

Innovator
07-27-2009, 10:30 PM
BOURNE

Londoner
07-27-2009, 10:30 PM
Cena's gettin Dibiase since HHH got cody

Hanso Amore
07-27-2009, 10:30 PM
Cena gets Dibiase me thinks

Innovator
07-27-2009, 10:30 PM
Digging the shirt

Evolution
07-27-2009, 10:30 PM
holy shit that would be great even now.

Can't believe they've never faced each other

Hanso Amore
07-27-2009, 10:31 PM
I love Bournes new tune

Evolution
07-27-2009, 10:31 PM
Didn't even think of Ted. Completely slipped my mind lol

Blakeamus
07-27-2009, 10:32 PM
Well who called it that Bourne would be a guinea pig for the "hosses" when he was drafted to RAW?

Londoner
07-27-2009, 10:32 PM
Can't believe they've never faced each other

yeah, don't think they have even had a mini-feud unless HHH/DX were involved.

Hanso Amore
07-27-2009, 10:32 PM
Swagger is Bigger than I thought

Hanso Amore
07-27-2009, 10:33 PM
Or maybe Bourne is just smaller

Evolution
07-27-2009, 10:33 PM
Just referee Michaels kicking Rock's face off to help HHH retain

Innovator
07-27-2009, 10:33 PM
Swagger with a Northern Lights pin attempt with a leg hook? Nice

Evolution
07-27-2009, 10:34 PM
Nice!

Jannettyzilla
07-27-2009, 10:34 PM
Bourne will pull this out.

RawRocks
07-27-2009, 10:34 PM
No way

Londoner
07-27-2009, 10:34 PM
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eee

Hanso Amore
07-27-2009, 10:35 PM
LOL

Big Middle Finger to you Swagger Fans! LOL!

Blakeamus
07-27-2009, 10:35 PM
!?!?!

Jannettyzilla
07-27-2009, 10:35 PM
LOL. Couldn't even type it quick enough.

Theo Dious
07-27-2009, 10:35 PM
Has a beat the clock challenge ever ended with nobody beating the first guy?

TGR
07-27-2009, 10:35 PM
Welp. That's it. Cena wins.

ClockShot
07-27-2009, 10:35 PM
Yeah. Shocker indeed, Cole. We don't have to watch the rest of the show anymore.

Evolution
07-27-2009, 10:35 PM
Holy shit Mizark could do this!

Londoner
07-27-2009, 10:35 PM
mark henry is in no way going to face orton in a main event at summerslam, NO WAY

Innovator
07-27-2009, 10:35 PM
BOURNE WINS! ORTON IS GONNA GET HIS WIG SPLIT

Hanso Amore
07-27-2009, 10:36 PM
Wow, not Dibiase...you were right

Londoner
07-27-2009, 10:36 PM
oh ffs it is the miz

Nark Order
07-27-2009, 10:36 PM
LOL The Miz

Theo Dious
07-27-2009, 10:36 PM
LOL

Big Middle Finger to you Swagger Fans! LOL!

Hell yeah tranny-man. :y:

ClockShot
07-27-2009, 10:36 PM
Yeah don't have to bother.

But what's going on with the time remaining?

Innovator
07-27-2009, 10:36 PM
OH FUCK YOU CENA

Gonna bury the Miz and win at the same time

Evolution
07-27-2009, 10:36 PM
Never mind. Cena got Miz instead of Ted. Cena's going over.

Blakeamus
07-27-2009, 10:37 PM
This is just as major as Kennedy losing to Funaki at Beat the Clock.

Innovator
07-27-2009, 10:37 PM
Cena vs. Orton....again. yay.

Nark Order
07-27-2009, 10:37 PM
I would say that this is a shoo in for Mark Henry to win but I have to go with WWE Rule #1: When in doubt, Cena wins.

Blakeamus
07-27-2009, 10:38 PM
Cena beats Miz in 3 mins or less...BOOK IT!

Londoner
07-27-2009, 10:38 PM
Cena/miz on this late in the uk=falling asleep time normally, but jericho is still yet to be on for his match

RawRocks
07-27-2009, 10:38 PM
Orton vs Swagger would haven much more appealing... FUCK YOU WWE!

Hanso Amore
07-27-2009, 10:38 PM
This is just as major as Kennedy losing to Funaki at Beat the Clock.

Shut the Fuck up and go away and never come back

(Gertner and I have united to deter all these new tards)

Evolution
07-27-2009, 10:38 PM
They could still swerve us all though. Right?

Hanso Amore
07-27-2009, 10:39 PM
Yeah don't have to bother.

But what's going on with the time remaining?

Tag match

Londoner
07-27-2009, 10:39 PM
Shut the Fuck up and go away and never come back

(Gertner and I have united to deter all these new tards)

:D

Evolution
07-27-2009, 10:39 PM
Completely forgot about the tag match.

Hanso Amore
07-27-2009, 10:39 PM
Well, so much for this show, good night guys

Londoner
07-27-2009, 10:40 PM
So why would HHH hitting dibiase be a DQ?

Evolution
07-27-2009, 10:41 PM
Night Hanso

Jannettyzilla
07-27-2009, 10:41 PM
Y'know, I'm starting to like the idea of Trips/Dibiase at Slam.

Hanso Amore
07-27-2009, 10:41 PM
When, IN ALL THE HISTORY OF WRESTLING, HAS HITTING SOMEONE NOT IN THE MATCH MEANT A DQ?

WHEN?

WHAT THE FUCK

WHY ARE THEY SHITTING IN 40 YEARS OF ESTABLISHED IDEAS AND RULES!

IM GOING INSANE

Good Night

Innovator
07-27-2009, 10:42 PM
Wow he looks old

KIRA
07-27-2009, 10:42 PM
bourne rocks cena sucks and wtf is is trips on about......no it dosent

Hanso Amore
07-27-2009, 10:42 PM
One last Post

LOL

Cutting the tail off the dog? Dies? LOL! WHAT? LOL!

Blakeamus
07-27-2009, 10:42 PM
Shut the Fuck up and go away and never come back

(Gertner and I have united to deter all these new tards)

Whoa! Okay? :roll:

Londoner
07-27-2009, 10:42 PM
When, IN ALL THE HISTORY OF WRESTLING, HAS HITTING SOMEONE NOT IN THE MATCH MEANT A DQ?

WHEN?

WHAT THE FUCK

WHY ARE THEY SHITTING IN 40 YEARS OF ESTABLISHED IDEAS AND RULES!

IM GOING INSANE

Good Night

Night man, its boggling my mind to.

ClockShot
07-27-2009, 10:42 PM
No thanks.

Evolution
07-27-2009, 10:43 PM
Triple H/Ted DiBiase could prove entertaining. Let's go Miz!

Hanso Amore
07-27-2009, 10:43 PM
One last time....cutting the tail off the Dog....that is not a saying, and no HHH, it will not kill the dog. In fact many breeds have their tail clipped at birth.

ClockShot
07-27-2009, 10:44 PM
'Skins got a crack team this year, Miz. Don't count them out this season.

Londoner
07-27-2009, 10:44 PM
One last time....cutting the tail off the Dog....that is not a saying, and no HHH, it will not kill the dog. In fact many breeds have their tail clipped at birth.

HHH was just tryin to sound clever, leave him alone. :shifty::lol:

TGR
07-27-2009, 10:44 PM
I love the Miz.

TGR
07-27-2009, 10:44 PM
...Even if he's about to get crushed into a fine powder.

KIRA
07-27-2009, 10:46 PM
id die happy if maryse helps miz win this

Blakeamus
07-27-2009, 10:46 PM
the Miz is shagging Maryse...he's alright in my book.

Evolution
07-27-2009, 10:47 PM
He's grown on me. Used to just put up with him for Morrison.

Londoner
07-27-2009, 10:48 PM
WWE have done some really odd booking tonight but then again whats new.

ClockShot
07-27-2009, 10:49 PM
Orton's taking an overwatch position. Henry's odds just got better.

Londoner
07-27-2009, 10:50 PM
So orton can face either miz henry or cena, summerslams gonna suck big time

Evolution
07-27-2009, 10:51 PM
Miz isn't an option, and like Clockshot said, Henry's odds just got better

Londoner
07-27-2009, 10:52 PM
Oh yeh, i forgot that.

Evolution
07-27-2009, 10:52 PM
I thought the same earlier with Carlito

Londoner
07-27-2009, 10:52 PM
Jericho better be careful he deosn't fall asleep during this miz match

Evolution
07-27-2009, 10:54 PM
Keep forgetting about the tag match. It's just weird Cena isn't in the main event.

Jannettyzilla
07-27-2009, 10:54 PM
Well, at least tonight ends that argument y'all were having about Cryme Tyme becoming Main Eventers.

mike adamle
07-27-2009, 10:54 PM
Shouldn't Evan Bourne technically be the one getting the shot against Orton at the moment?

Londoner
07-27-2009, 10:54 PM
isnt tieing someone at the ropes a DQ?

Londoner
07-27-2009, 10:55 PM
SHOCKING

Jannettyzilla
07-27-2009, 10:55 PM
Damn.

Evolution
07-27-2009, 10:55 PM
COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER!!! And that knee SummerSlam logo!

ClockShot
07-27-2009, 10:56 PM
Good night.

Evolution
07-27-2009, 10:56 PM
OMG I thought that was D'Von!

Londoner
07-27-2009, 10:56 PM
Biggest ref shirt ever?

Nark Order
07-27-2009, 10:56 PM
Was really pulling for Shamu there.

Evolution
07-27-2009, 10:58 PM
"GREETINGS! I'M THE WORLD'S MOST GIANT REFEREE!" [/Scrubs]

Londoner
07-27-2009, 10:58 PM
So what can we expect between cena/orton? 'set up for move, reversal, set up for move, reversal, CENA DOES THE STF ON THE OUTSIDE!...set up for mvoe reversal...etc'

Theo Dious
07-27-2009, 10:58 PM
Shouldn't Evan Bourne technically be the one getting the shot against Orton at the moment?

Pay attention, only the five guys mentioned are eligible.

Evolution
07-27-2009, 10:59 PM
What do you expect, he's Mike Adamle

Londoner
07-27-2009, 11:00 PM
HHH burying the legacy again next week, weve seen that before

mike adamle
07-27-2009, 11:00 PM
I know, I was talking in common sense...

Evolution
07-27-2009, 11:00 PM
JERICHO!!!!

Londoner
07-27-2009, 11:01 PM
christina!!!!!


er i mean

JERICHOO!!!

RawRocks
07-27-2009, 11:01 PM
I know, I was talking in common sense...

your common sense lacks merit

Londoner
07-27-2009, 11:01 PM
WHAT THE HELL IS SHOW WEARING

mike adamle
07-27-2009, 11:03 PM
My common sense does, however, incorporate proper punctuation.

RawRocks
07-27-2009, 11:03 PM
same thing he wore last night

Evolution
07-27-2009, 11:03 PM
Did you not see NoC, TL? He's wearing the Mr Perfect singlet now.

Evolution
07-27-2009, 11:04 PM
Seriously, who is Piven?

RawRocks
07-27-2009, 11:04 PM
My common sense does, however, incorporate proper punctuation.

so now you are trying to tell me how to type on a message board

Londoner
07-27-2009, 11:05 PM
Did you not see NoC, TL? He's wearing the Mr Perfect singlet now.

I missed the first half hour

Evolution
07-27-2009, 11:05 PM
Here we go...

Evolution
07-27-2009, 11:05 PM
Fair enough

Jannettyzilla
07-27-2009, 11:06 PM
I thought that was Al Snow's singlet.

mike adamle
07-27-2009, 11:07 PM
If you try to tell me how to think, you should be able to type it properly.

Theo Dious
07-27-2009, 11:07 PM
Seriously, who is Piven?

He's an actor, and therefore IMDB is your friend.

Evolution
07-27-2009, 11:08 PM
Thanks Tedious :y:

Juan
07-27-2009, 11:08 PM
Seriously, who is Piven?

You suck at the internet.

RawRocks
07-27-2009, 11:08 PM
If you try to tell me how to think, you should be able to type it properly.

Youre an idiot

mike adamle
07-27-2009, 11:10 PM
Almost there, you've got the capitalization down.

Juan
07-27-2009, 11:10 PM
You're an idiot.

Fixed.

Londoner
07-27-2009, 11:10 PM
DQ for what now? what an odd night

Evolution
07-27-2009, 11:10 PM
WTF? We waited for that?

Jannettyzilla
07-27-2009, 11:10 PM
Good showing by Cryme Tyme, even with a crap ending.

Evolution
07-27-2009, 11:11 PM
OMG! Shaq is great!

Londoner
07-27-2009, 11:11 PM
lol

Londoner
07-27-2009, 11:12 PM
Shaq made Raw watchable, i cant say it enough

RawRocks
07-27-2009, 11:12 PM
what a weird night of Raw

shadowfoxrz
07-27-2009, 11:12 PM
Kazaam!!!!!!!!!!

Jannettyzilla
07-27-2009, 11:12 PM
OMG! Shaq is great!
Agreed. Bring him in with the Giant-Almost-Killing-Brad Miller-Punch as a finisher!

HeartBreakMan2k
07-27-2009, 11:12 PM
lol, the Shaq/Big Show thng was awesome. Just out right fun night cause Shaq - mostly because you could tell he was having a blast.

mike adamle
07-27-2009, 11:13 PM
Thanks Juan, someone had to correct him.

shadowfoxrz
07-27-2009, 11:14 PM
That was almost as bad as the movie 'Steel'. Almost :shifty:

Evolution
07-27-2009, 11:14 PM
lol at Shaq chasing Jericho behind the curtain. He really was having fun tonight.

Londoner
07-27-2009, 11:15 PM
Still can't believe these new DQ rules though, i mean seriously, wtf WWE? Idiots.

Right i'm off now, night all.

Splaya
07-27-2009, 11:15 PM
Yeah, in all seriousness, when Shaq opts to retire from the NBA, he should give Vince a call. Shaq vs Big Show Wm 27? I would go for it

Evolution
07-27-2009, 11:16 PM
Yeah, in all seriousness, when Shaq opts to retire from the NBA, he should give Vince a call. Shaq vs Big Show Wm 27? I would go for it

:y::yes:

Evolution
07-27-2009, 11:17 PM
Well, I'm tapping out. Night folks!

Emperor Smeat
07-27-2009, 11:18 PM
At least RAW was somewhat unpredictable until the Cena-Miz match with this Beat the Clock challanges since usually its always the 5 #1 contendors and Chamber members that always win or they keep having the winning time drop each match.

owenbrown
07-27-2009, 11:30 PM
I guess everyone who watched Raw tonight is gonna go play Shaq-Fu now? :shifty:

Lock Jaw
07-27-2009, 11:37 PM
I was dissapointed with the zero Shaq-Fu references on the show. Santino I tbought for sure would bring it up.

Mr. C
07-28-2009, 02:00 AM
The divas’ match wasn’t much to talk about, but I was glad to see Beth Phoenix in action.

CHRIS MASTERS!!! I marked, I admit, but I’m glad he’s back. Feud with MVP will be fine.

I wasn’t thrilled with Brian Kendrick’s use. He deserves better.

I don’t understand why Triple-H couldn’t hit Ted DiBiase, but glad he didn’t win.

I like Beat The Clock, and they really had me thinking Mark Henry was going to do it with a bunch of surprises: I wasn’t expecting a Masters return, thought Triple-H would squash Cody Rhodes with ease, and wasn’t expecting Evan Bourne to beat Jack Swagger. Once John Cena/The Miz went on, I thought Cena would somehow fall short and Henry would take it. That didn’t happen, but I’m okay with that, and I’d much rather see Cena/Orton without Triple-H being involved.

The Jayman
07-28-2009, 08:16 AM
Overall pretty good Raw. The Shaq/Big Show thing was pretty cool.
Biggest highlight of the night: Masters
Biggest disappointment of the night: Mark Henry not winning

Team Sheep
07-28-2009, 11:30 AM
Michael Cole as the show went off the air:

"Thank you for joining us, and good luck from Washington" :wtf:



Some fucked up things happening lately. Orton tapping at NOC and the match didn't end, MVP clearly breaking the count out but the ref continues to count anyway, stupid DQ's...

Xero
07-28-2009, 12:28 PM
Batista technically showed up, but after the taping. Does that still qualify to make this the worst RAW ever?

Lock Jaw
07-28-2009, 12:39 PM
They've really buried The Miz since his thing with Cena ended. They gave him some credibility back the day after the PPV where he actually got in offense on Cena and did pretty well... but now he is back to jobbing to him.

Londoner
07-28-2009, 01:01 PM
Michael Cole as the show went off the air:

"Thank you for joining us, and good luck from Washington" :wtf:



Some fucked up things happening lately. Orton tapping at NOC and the match didn't end, MVP clearly breaking the count out but the ref continues to count anyway, stupid DQ's...

Yeah, its like raw is literally going backwards, on everything.

Londoner
07-28-2009, 01:02 PM
They've really buried The Miz since his thing with Cena ended. They gave him some credibility back the day after the PPV where he actually got in offense on Cena and did pretty well... but now he is back to jobbing to him.

Cena's just trying to make it 5-5 between him and the miz, or 6-5 cena even, not sure he's there yet.