WWE RAW Thread for 7/27/09 - WHERE THE FUCK DID THE VAULT GO!? Edition

[Evolution]

Oh dear...

[Londoner]

Piss break time

[Hanso Amore]

Lillian Garcia sounds like she just wants to be done now.
Sad really; I always thought she was hot until I found out she was in her mid-40's

Why does her age matter? if you thin kshe is hot, shes hot.

Why am I even bothering.

Log out and dont come back

[Hanso Amore]

Seriously....Chavo/Horny every week?

[Londoner]

I bet Chavo will be in TNA next year sometime

[ClockShot]

Chavo vs. 'Swog.

What's this? Round 3?

[TGR]

FFS, enough with Chavo/Hornswoggle! It's done! It's over! Let them both move on!

[Hanso Amore]

Do you think guys who get fired look at Horny, and wonder Why the fuck he has a job?

[Evolution]

How long they gonna drag this out? If Chavo's last name wasn't Guerrero, he'd have been "future endeavoured" by now.

[Londoner]

Why does her age matter? if you thin kshe is hot, shes hot.

Why am I even bothering.

Log out and dont come back

Agreed.

[Hanso Amore]

Thats not a blindfold cole

[ClockShot]

Wow. Chavo is better off just following Vicki out of the company.

[Londoner]

Do you think guys who get fired look at Horny, and wonder Why the fuck he has a job?

Interesting question.

[Triple Naitch]

Can't they just blindfold the entire viewing audience instead?

[Jannettyzilla]

I want Jake The Snake vs. The Model, right now. :love:

[Londoner]

Cole is such a tool

[Innovator]

Hmmm, back to teh game

[Hanso Amore]

God, I thought this was actually a good show, then they dropped this shit sandwich in my lunch bag.

[RawRocks]

Any bets on the number of weeks Cole will last as Raw PBP guy

[Evolution]

Might watch that later Jannetty. Forgot I have that. Much more entertaining.

[ClockShot]

Hmmm, back to teh game

Don't bother.

[Londoner]

Oh ffs *turns channel over*

[mike adamle]

This ref. is still a fag

[Evolution]

Thankfully, it's over.

[Londoner]

I miss the old days.

I sound like an old git now.

[ClockShot]

Crowd in this match = http://instantcrickets.com/

[Innovator]

ROBERTSON YOU SUCK

[Evolution]

Why haven't they got rid of that belt yet? At least when Stone Cold lost the title, the Smokin' Skull belt went away.

[Innovator]

Did Swagger just hit on Orton?

[Hanso Amore]

MIZARK

[Innovator]

Oh sweet jesus that'd scare me

[RawRocks]

I called it earlier.. Jack Swagger wins the Challenge... :D

[ClockShot]

Mmmmmmmmmmmm. What I would give to see Orton kick his head off.

[Innovator]

Orton needs to go find a diva's bag

[Nark Order]

I hope Punk wins the belt back on Smackdown

[Londoner]

Orton needs to go find a diva's bag

Nah he should look for cole's bag...oh wait, same thing.

[Hanso Amore]

If you could make it happen that this years Wrestlemania had a Steve Austin vs The Rock match, but in exchange the main event was an Ironman match between Cena and Horny, would you do it?

[Innovator]

I hope Punk wins the belt back on Smackdown
That or at the Slam

[Evolution]

No. Austin/Rock's been done. Rock/Michaels however...

[Hanso Amore]

I hope Hardy pops on a test again. Not that I dont like Hardy, but how LOL would that be after they put the title on him again.

[Innovator]

You know if ESPN had TYSON WEEK right now, we wouldn't have to sit through Horny and Chavito

[Londoner]

No. Austin/Rock's been done. Rock/Michaels however...

holy shit that would be great even now.

[KIRA]

Did Swagger just hit on Orton? The subtext is defiantly there

[ClockShot]

Check 1 2

[Jannettyzilla]

If you could make it happen that this years Wrestlemania had a Steve Austin vs The Rock match, but in exchange the main event was an Ironman match between Cena and Horny, would you do it?

No.

But book Jannetty, and I'd allow it AND a one-hour Michael Cole interview with Linda.

[Theo Dious]

I hope he faces Kane.

[Evolution]

Who's Swagger gonna get? Cena will probably get Miz

[Hanso Amore]

What about a Scramble match of Flair, Savage, Perfect, Eddie, HBK, Rock, Rick Rude and The Hitman, all in the primes, but the Main event was Giant Gonzalez, TL Hopper, Cena, and David Arquette in a ladder match.

[ClockShot]

Bourne.

[Innovator]

BOURNE

[Londoner]

Cena's gettin Dibiase since HHH got cody

[Hanso Amore]

Cena gets Dibiase me thinks

[Innovator]

Digging the shirt

[Evolution]

holy shit that would be great even now.

Can't believe they've never faced each other

[Hanso Amore]

I love Bournes new tune

[Evolution]

Didn't even think of Ted. Completely slipped my mind lol

[Blakeamus]

Well who called it that Bourne would be a guinea pig for the "hosses" when he was drafted to RAW?

[Londoner]

Can't believe they've never faced each other

yeah, don't think they have even had a mini-feud unless HHH/DX were involved.

[Hanso Amore]

Swagger is Bigger than I thought

[Hanso Amore]

Or maybe Bourne is just smaller

[Evolution]

Just referee Michaels kicking Rock's face off to help HHH retain

[Innovator]

Swagger with a Northern Lights pin attempt with a leg hook? Nice

[Evolution]

Nice!

[Jannettyzilla]

Bourne will pull this out.

[RawRocks]

No way

[Londoner]

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eee

[Hanso Amore]

LOL

Big Middle Finger to you Swagger Fans! LOL!

[Blakeamus]

!?!?!

[Jannettyzilla]

LOL. Couldn't even type it quick enough.

[Theo Dious]

Has a beat the clock challenge ever ended with nobody beating the first guy?

[TGR]

Welp. That's it. Cena wins.

[ClockShot]

Yeah. Shocker indeed, Cole. We don't have to watch the rest of the show anymore.

[Evolution]

Holy shit Mizark could do this!

[Londoner]

mark henry is in no way going to face orton in a main event at summerslam, NO WAY

[Innovator]

BOURNE WINS! ORTON IS GONNA GET HIS WIG SPLIT

[Hanso Amore]

Wow, not Dibiase...you were right

[Londoner]

oh ffs it is the miz

[Nark Order]

LOL The Miz

[Theo Dious]

LOL

Big Middle Finger to you Swagger Fans! LOL!

Hell yeah tranny-man. :y:

[ClockShot]

Yeah don't have to bother.

But what's going on with the time remaining?

[Innovator]

OH FUCK YOU CENA

Gonna bury the Miz and win at the same time

[Evolution]

Never mind. Cena got Miz instead of Ted. Cena's going over.

[Blakeamus]

This is just as major as Kennedy losing to Funaki at Beat the Clock.

[Innovator]

Cena vs. Orton....again. yay.

[Nark Order]

I would say that this is a shoo in for Mark Henry to win but I have to go with WWE Rule #1: When in doubt, Cena wins.

[Blakeamus]

Cena beats Miz in 3 mins or less...BOOK IT!

[Londoner]

Cena/miz on this late in the uk=falling asleep time normally, but jericho is still yet to be on for his match

[RawRocks]

Orton vs Swagger would haven much more appealing... FUCK YOU WWE!

[Hanso Amore]

This is just as major as Kennedy losing to Funaki at Beat the Clock.

Shut the Fuck up and go away and never come back

(Gertner and I have united to deter all these new tards)

[Evolution]

They could still swerve us all though. Right?

[Hanso Amore]

Yeah don't have to bother.

But what's going on with the time remaining?

Tag match

[Londoner]

Shut the Fuck up and go away and never come back

(Gertner and I have united to deter all these new tards)

:D

[Evolution]

Completely forgot about the tag match.

[Hanso Amore]

Well, so much for this show, good night guys

[Londoner]

So why would HHH hitting dibiase be a DQ?

[Evolution]

Night Hanso

[Jannettyzilla]

Y'know, I'm starting to like the idea of Trips/Dibiase at Slam.

[Hanso Amore]

When, IN ALL THE HISTORY OF WRESTLING, HAS HITTING SOMEONE NOT IN THE MATCH MEANT A DQ?

WHEN?

WHAT THE FUCK

WHY ARE THEY SHITTING IN 40 YEARS OF ESTABLISHED IDEAS AND RULES!

IM GOING INSANE

Good Night

[Innovator]

Wow he looks old

[KIRA]

bourne rocks cena sucks and wtf is is trips on about......no it dosent

[Hanso Amore]

One last Post

LOL

Cutting the tail off the dog? Dies? LOL! WHAT? LOL!

[Blakeamus]

Shut the Fuck up and go away and never come back

(Gertner and I have united to deter all these new tards)

Whoa! Okay? :roll:

[Londoner]

When, IN ALL THE HISTORY OF WRESTLING, HAS HITTING SOMEONE NOT IN THE MATCH MEANT A DQ?

WHEN?

WHAT THE FUCK

WHY ARE THEY SHITTING IN 40 YEARS OF ESTABLISHED IDEAS AND RULES!

IM GOING INSANE

Good Night

Night man, its boggling my mind to.

[ClockShot]

No thanks.

[Evolution]

Triple H/Ted DiBiase could prove entertaining. Let's go Miz!

[Hanso Amore]

One last time....cutting the tail off the Dog....that is not a saying, and no HHH, it will not kill the dog. In fact many breeds have their tail clipped at birth.

[ClockShot]

'Skins got a crack team this year, Miz. Don't count them out this season.

[Londoner]

One last time....cutting the tail off the Dog....that is not a saying, and no HHH, it will not kill the dog. In fact many breeds have their tail clipped at birth.

HHH was just tryin to sound clever, leave him alone. :shifty::lol:

[TGR]

I love the Miz.

[TGR]

...Even if he's about to get crushed into a fine powder.

[KIRA]

id die happy if maryse helps miz win this

[Blakeamus]

the Miz is shagging Maryse...he's alright in my book.

[Evolution]

He's grown on me. Used to just put up with him for Morrison.

[Londoner]

WWE have done some really odd booking tonight but then again whats new.

[ClockShot]

Orton's taking an overwatch position. Henry's odds just got better.

[Londoner]

So orton can face either miz henry or cena, summerslams gonna suck big time

[Evolution]

Miz isn't an option, and like Clockshot said, Henry's odds just got better

[Londoner]

Oh yeh, i forgot that.

[Evolution]

I thought the same earlier with Carlito

[Londoner]

Jericho better be careful he deosn't fall asleep during this miz match

[Evolution]

Keep forgetting about the tag match. It's just weird Cena isn't in the main event.

[Jannettyzilla]

Well, at least tonight ends that argument y'all were having about Cryme Tyme becoming Main Eventers.

[mike adamle]

Shouldn't Evan Bourne technically be the one getting the shot against Orton at the moment?

[Londoner]

isnt tieing someone at the ropes a DQ?

[Londoner]

SHOCKING

[Jannettyzilla]

Damn.

[Evolution]

COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER!!! And that knee SummerSlam logo!

[ClockShot]

Good night.

[Evolution]

OMG I thought that was D'Von!

[Londoner]

Biggest ref shirt ever?

[Nark Order]

Was really pulling for Shamu there.

[Evolution]

"GREETINGS! I'M THE WORLD'S MOST GIANT REFEREE!" [/Scrubs]

[Londoner]

So what can we expect between cena/orton? 'set up for move, reversal, set up for move, reversal, CENA DOES THE STF ON THE OUTSIDE!...set up for mvoe reversal...etc'

[Theo Dious]

Shouldn't Evan Bourne technically be the one getting the shot against Orton at the moment?

Pay attention, only the five guys mentioned are eligible.

[Evolution]

What do you expect, he's Mike Adamle

[Londoner]

HHH burying the legacy again next week, weve seen that before

[mike adamle]

I know, I was talking in common sense...

[Evolution]

JERICHO!!!!

[Londoner]

christina!!!!!


er i mean

JERICHOO!!!

[RawRocks]

I know, I was talking in common sense...

your common sense lacks merit

[Londoner]

WHAT THE HELL IS SHOW WEARING

[mike adamle]

My common sense does, however, incorporate proper punctuation.

[RawRocks]

same thing he wore last night

[Evolution]

Did you not see NoC, TL? He's wearing the Mr Perfect singlet now.

[Evolution]

Seriously, who is Piven?

[RawRocks]

My common sense does, however, incorporate proper punctuation.

so now you are trying to tell me how to type on a message board

[Londoner]

Did you not see NoC, TL? He's wearing the Mr Perfect singlet now.

I missed the first half hour

[Evolution]

Here we go...

[Evolution]

Fair enough

[Jannettyzilla]

I thought that was Al Snow's singlet.

[mike adamle]

If you try to tell me how to think, you should be able to type it properly.

[Theo Dious]

Seriously, who is Piven?

He's an actor, and therefore IMDB is your friend.

[Evolution]

Thanks Tedious :y:

[Juan]

Seriously, who is Piven?

You suck at the internet.

[RawRocks]

If you try to tell me how to think, you should be able to type it properly.

Youre an idiot

[mike adamle]

Almost there, you've got the capitalization down.

[Juan]

You're an idiot.

Fixed.

[Londoner]

DQ for what now? what an odd night

[Evolution]

WTF? We waited for that?

[Jannettyzilla]

Good showing by Cryme Tyme, even with a crap ending.

[Evolution]

OMG! Shaq is great!

[Londoner]

lol

[Londoner]

Shaq made Raw watchable, i cant say it enough

[RawRocks]

what a weird night of Raw

[shadowfoxrz]

Kazaam!!!!!!!!!!

[Jannettyzilla]

OMG! Shaq is great!
Agreed. Bring him in with the Giant-Almost-Killing-Brad Miller-Punch as a finisher!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lol, the Shaq/Big Show thng was awesome. Just out right fun night cause Shaq - mostly because you could tell he was having a blast.

[mike adamle]

Thanks Juan, someone had to correct him.

[shadowfoxrz]

That was almost as bad as the movie 'Steel'. Almost :shifty:

[Evolution]

lol at Shaq chasing Jericho behind the curtain. He really was having fun tonight.

[Londoner]

Still can't believe these new DQ rules though, i mean seriously, wtf WWE? Idiots.

Right i'm off now, night all.

[Splaya]

Yeah, in all seriousness, when Shaq opts to retire from the NBA, he should give Vince a call. Shaq vs Big Show Wm 27? I would go for it

[Evolution]

Yeah, in all seriousness, when Shaq opts to retire from the NBA, he should give Vince a call. Shaq vs Big Show Wm 27? I would go for it

:y::yes:

[Evolution]

Well, I'm tapping out. Night folks!

[Emperor Smeat]

At least RAW was somewhat unpredictable until the Cena-Miz match with this Beat the Clock challanges since usually its always the 5 #1 contendors and Chamber members that always win or they keep having the winning time drop each match.

[owenbrown]

I guess everyone who watched Raw tonight is gonna go play Shaq-Fu now? :shifty:

[Lock Jaw]

I was dissapointed with the zero Shaq-Fu references on the show. Santino I tbought for sure would bring it up.

[Mr. C]

The divas’ match wasn’t much to talk about, but I was glad to see Beth Phoenix in action.

CHRIS MASTERS!!! I marked, I admit, but I’m glad he’s back. Feud with MVP will be fine.

I wasn’t thrilled with Brian Kendrick’s use. He deserves better.

I don’t understand why Triple-H couldn’t hit Ted DiBiase, but glad he didn’t win.

I like Beat The Clock, and they really had me thinking Mark Henry was going to do it with a bunch of surprises: I wasn’t expecting a Masters return, thought Triple-H would squash Cody Rhodes with ease, and wasn’t expecting Evan Bourne to beat Jack Swagger. Once John Cena/The Miz went on, I thought Cena would somehow fall short and Henry would take it. That didn’t happen, but I’m okay with that, and I’d much rather see Cena/Orton without Triple-H being involved.

[The Jayman]

Overall pretty good Raw. The Shaq/Big Show thing was pretty cool.
Biggest highlight of the night: Masters
Biggest disappointment of the night: Mark Henry not winning

[Team Sheep]

Michael Cole as the show went off the air:

"Thank you for joining us, and good luck from Washington" :wtf:



Some fucked up things happening lately. Orton tapping at NOC and the match didn't end, MVP clearly breaking the count out but the ref continues to count anyway, stupid DQ's...

[Xero]

Batista technically showed up, but after the taping. Does that still qualify to make this the worst RAW ever?

[Lock Jaw]

They've really buried The Miz since his thing with Cena ended. They gave him some credibility back the day after the PPV where he actually got in offense on Cena and did pretty well... but now he is back to jobbing to him.

[Londoner]

Michael Cole as the show went off the air:

"Thank you for joining us, and good luck from Washington" :wtf:



Some fucked up things happening lately. Orton tapping at NOC and the match didn't end, MVP clearly breaking the count out but the ref continues to count anyway, stupid DQ's...

Yeah, its like raw is literally going backwards, on everything.

[Londoner]

They've really buried The Miz since his thing with Cena ended. They gave him some credibility back the day after the PPV where he actually got in offense on Cena and did pretty well... but now he is back to jobbing to him.

Cena's just trying to make it 5-5 between him and the miz, or 6-5 cena even, not sure he's there yet.