WWE RAW Thread for 7/27/09 - WHERE THE FUCK DID THE VAULT GO!? Edition

[Xero]

What's up?

Vault/RAW Chat: http://www.justin.tv/tpww_vault/old

[Juan]

THE VAULT WILL NEVER DIE

[Londoner]

I've never checked that link till now, what is that film(i think) showing on there atm??

[Triple Naitch]

So, Xero, give us a review on NoC.

[Juan]

I've never checked that link till now, what is that film(i think) showing on there atm??

The NeverEnding Story (1984)

[Londoner]

The NeverEnding Story (1984)

I thought i recognised it!

[St. Jimmy]

WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT.

[Triple Naitch]

The NeverEnding Story (1984)

They're not horses, they're unicorns.

[Juan]

They're not horses, they're unicorns.

:love:

[parkmania]

So, there's gonna be a confrontation between Shaq and Jericho apparently.

[Londoner]

I might watch this so i can fall asleep easier, after jericho's been on ofcourse, will probs fall asleep during a miz match or something.

[Xero]

So, Xero, give us a review on NoC.

Loved it live, but in the big picture I was underwhelmed. Jeff winning was a surprise, Show was a let down and the crowd is nothing like it used to be. Might post a bit more in the NOC thread.

[Jannettyzilla]

Really hoping for Show/Jericho vs. Shaq/?????, with Mizark as Shaq's "mystery partner".

[#1-norm-fan]

I want this Shaq to show up tonight:

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[Londoner]

Loved it live, but in the big picture I was underwhelmed. Jeff winning was a surprise, Show was a let down and the crowd is nothing like it used to be. Might post a bit more in the NOC thread.

Interesting cause i thought that was an amazing crowd, sounded like it on TV anyway.

[Xero]

Was dead most of the night and I expected it to be a bit more, you know, internet-minded.

[Londoner]

Was dead most of the night and I expected it to be a bit more, you know, internet-minded.

Does WWE edit in crowd noises during PPV's now?:shifty:

[Xero]

They pipe in chants, I know that for sure. There were a few times I noticed "Hardy" chants cueing the crowd.

[Cool King]

So, who does everyone think TBK is sadly going to job to this week?

My money is on Cole.

[ClockShot]

Shazam is gonna put me out of this show fast.

I'll see what's going on with Orton then go find something else to do.

[Londoner]

I'm gonna guess Mark henry.

[mike adamle]

He's jobbing to Santino, for some reason I'm sure of it.

[Cool King]

Well being serious now, I think he'll job to the Big Show (He'll probably call him out to show that he should have been Jericho's partner) or him and Chavo will job to Hornswoggle in a Handicap Match.

[Innovator]

Cena is gonna pin Teddy, Cody, Miz, and Mark Henry tonight. Gotta get his heat back for not winning last night

[Evolution]

Innovator, don't give them any ideas...

[Innovator]

Nah, if it was them booking they'd toss Swagger and MVP in there also

[Evolution]

So, how much of a train wreck can we expect tonight then?

[Londoner]

This is going to be awful, i have that feeling about it.

[ClockShot]

Shaq will be tweeting non stop.

Cena and Birthday boy will fight for the rematch.

Some women's action.

ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ABOARD!

[Innovator]

CANO AND SWISH BACK TO BACK

[Londoner]

ha, king almost messed up.

[Triple Naitch]

A 15 time NBA MVP?

[ClockShot]

I don't think I'm going to MoSu next week the way things are going.

[RawRocks]

I'm Here! I'm Here!

[Evolution]

Birthday boy? Trips?

[Evolution]

He's heeling already. Oh my...

[Londoner]

Fuckin hell at how tall he is compared to king

[ClockShot]

Birthday boy? Trips?

No. My boy A-Rod playing down in Tampa right now.

OF COURSE TRIPLE H!

[ClockShot]

Pfft. Well, I wasn't far off now. Was I?

[Londoner]

HHH iz winnin yo!111

[RawRocks]

HHH
MVP
Jack Swagger
Mark Henry
John Cena

Beat The Clock Challenge for #1 Contender

[Londoner]

JERICHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Evolution]

My bad lol.

[Evolution]

LOL!

[TGR]

MVP plays whipping boy the whole match. Watch.

[Londoner]

ahahahahahaha

[mike adamle]

I think this is Mark Henry's night, hope I'm wrong though, I still don't like him as a face yet.

[Londoner]

oh god........

[TGR]

Did...Shaq just kiss him?

This is already amazing.

[ClockShot]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[mike adamle]

This is kinda funny.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Beat the Clock is stupid cause it totally buries the 5 opponents not involved in the challenge and shows they aren't good enough to be considered

Anyway, Triple H or Cena...again. Probably a time limit draw. Fucking hell.</font>

[#1-norm-fan]

I'm on the west coast and don't get Raw for 3 hours but I heard that Mark Henry was involved in a beat the clock challenge for the title tonight and I have to say...

If Mark Henry wins and goes on to face Orton, you will be seeing an epic mark out here after I watch Raw. Just sayin... :D

[Evolution]

I was wrong. Shaq is awesome!

[Londoner]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

DON'T EVER ZZZZZZZZZZZZ WHEN JERICHO IS ON:foc:

[RawRocks]

Shaq vs Jericho ?

[Londoner]

Now this is gonna be a laugh

[ClockShot]

Me thinks you're a bit out of your jurisdiction, Deputy O'Neal.

[Evolution]

$5 says Shaq is bigger

[TGR]

Please dont let the main event be Shaq vs Show.

[RawRocks]

Good God.. nose to nose!

[Londoner]

Big shows lumpy head just makes him slightly taller

[mike adamle]

These first 10 minutes tromp the entire Raw from last week.

[Triple Naitch]

Big Show in a suit is pretty bad ass.

[Triple Naitch]

Fat Boiiiiii

[ClockShot]

Yeah. And Big Show got the better movies, as well.

[Evolution]

?

[TGR]

Son of a bitch.

[Evolution]

HAHAHA!

[Londoner]

Jobbing tyme!

[RawRocks]

Cryme Time ... HMM!

[Evolution]

Nice. Shaq hired them for the night. At least it's an explanation for them showing up.

[Londoner]

Oooh god lol

[Innovator]

At least Shaq can talk

[RawRocks]

Fat Boi and Christina .. now thats funny

[Londoner]

Shaqs tryna bury jericho

[Evolution]

Looks like we're in for a good show tonight

[TGR]

I love Jericho. Inserts himself between Show and Shaq to say "YEAH!"

Still the best. Even if he is a good two feet shorter than either of them.

[CSL]

Shaq has better mic skills, more charisma and looks more comfortable than 90% of the roster

[Jannettyzilla]

<font color=goldenrod>Beat the Clock is stupid cause it totally buries the 5 opponents not involved in the challenge and shows they aren't good enough to be considered Yeah, I agree with this.

Anyway, whoever faces Kendrick will go to Summerslam.

[Londoner]

Shaq has better mic skills, more charisma and looks more comfortable than 90% of the roster

Yeah, he was good.

[RawRocks]

Sexual Chocolate up first in the Beat The Clock Challenge
vs Carlito

[TGR]

Was it too much to ask that we get a good guy that doesn't smile all the time?

Then again...Henry smiling scares the shit out of me.

[Triple Naitch]

Ninja Carlito - Afro Samurai.

[Evolution]

Henry in 3:16.

[Londoner]

bleh@this match

[Londoner]

Until WWE decides to push someone other than orton/hhh/cena, raw will remain as the same dull bullshit its been for a few years now.

[Jannettyzilla]

Yeah, I like Henry lots, but this is weak.

[RawRocks]

God forbid I hope The All-American American Jack Swagger wins the challenge

[Evolution]

Thank God! Some consistency with the "under the rope" rule.

[TGR]

That's the highest Henry's ever lifted his leg. Ever.

[Jannettyzilla]

This is horrible booking. They needed to make Henry a threat here.

[ClockShot]

The purpose of this is to win as fast as you can, Mizark.

[Londoner]

God forbid I hope The All-American American Jack Swagger wins the challenge

He wont cause then it will be heel v heel dumbass

[mike adamle]

MVP or Mark Henry have to win to save Raw, and I don't even like Mark Henry.

[Evolution]

If Carlito wins, he should take Henry's place

[Londoner]

The purpose of this is to win as fast as you can, Mizark.

Gotta give HHH/cena some time eh?

[mike adamle]

Anyone with DVR rewind it and pause to 5:29

[ClockShot]

Gotta give HHH/cena some time eh?

And the next guy goes lower and then Cena or Triple H beats that. Then next guy can't beat it, and either Cena or Triple H gets the pin but is 3 seconds too late.

[Evolution]

Trips will do it in 8 seconds, Cena in 7.5

[TGR]

Nice showing from Carlito.

[Evolution]

Fucking Bratz belt. Smoke break.

[RawRocks]

He wont cause then it will be heel v heel dumbass

its happened before! :roll:

[Londoner]

oh no, six diva tag match, might have to put my tv on mute for this.

[Londoner]

Raw really is going through the motions isnt it?

[mike adamle]

Heel vs. Heel can happen, just won't main event, and it's really, really doubtful, it can happen though.

[ClockShot]

Trips will do it in 8 seconds, Cena in 7.5

This ain't a rodeo.

[Londoner]

Heel vs. Heel can happen, just won't main event, and it's really, really doubtful, it can happen though.

Yup.

[Nark Order]

Beat the Clock is stupid cause it totally buries the 5 opponents not involved in the challenge and shows they aren't good enough to be considered

I dunno. I kind of like them. Guarentees at least 10 guys TV time where otherwise 5 of them might not have gotten.

[Jannettyzilla]

So, I'm betting it'll be Primo vs. Swagger, MVP vs. Miz, Cena vs. Rhodes and HHH vs. Dibiase.

Cena or HHH will get screwed by Orton, try to get revenge in the other's match, mess it up and they'll both be out of the main event to face each other.

Which puts Henry vs. Orton. :yes:

[RawRocks]

wonder how many orgasm scream sounds we will have to endure in this match? the shrieking noise (especially in Tennis) is very annoying!

[thecc]

Some commercial for a local indy advertised Manu as representing Legacy. LOL

[Londoner]

Bets on who the first diva is too scream in this match?

[Jannettyzilla]

Hooray, Beth's alive! :y:

[Theo Dious]

Whoops, she fell.

[Innovator]

AHAHAHA, Cole is sent to the back

[Londoner]

Hooray, Beth's alive! :y:

No entrance though :eek:

[ClockShot]

King flying solo this match?

God help us.

[Jannettyzilla]

Also, LOL Ludvig Borga. :rofl:

[Londoner]

STOP YOUR SCREAMING! *clap clap clap* STOP YOUR SCREAMING!* clap clap clap* should be the chant right now

[Theo Dious]

Honestly Lawler isn't doing too bad.

[RawRocks]

STOP YOUR SCREAMING! *clap clap clap* STOP YOUR SCREAMING!* clap clap clap* should be the chant right now

:y::y::y::y:

[mike adamle]

I'm loving Cole isn't here, but did I miss why he's not there?

[Londoner]

I'm loving Cole isn't here, but did I miss why he's not there?

He's going to interview Shaq

[Theo Dious]

I'm loving Cole isn't here, but did I miss why he's not there?

Seeking an interview with Shaq.

[Londoner]

poor poor match i must say wow its over

[mike adamle]

And even with her ass hanging out Alicia Fox is still ugly.

[ClockShot]

Did Kelly and Beth even enter the ring?

[Londoner]

hornswoggle :D

[Theo Dious]

LOL went to high school together.

[Triple Naitch]

Holy shit, Shaq could teabag Hornswoggle standing up.

[Londoner]

:nono: @cole

[Theo Dious]

And even with her ass hanging out Alicia Fox is still ugly.

The only thing I can think of that would make her less ugly would be cutting off her head...

[TGR]

rofl @ Shaq

[ClockShot]

So this is why Piven is showing up in my backyard next week.

[KIRA]

I love that the wwe is aware of just how much a tool Cole is.

[Evolution]

Ballin'!

[Londoner]

MASTERS????

[mike adamle]

YES

[Triple Naitch]

The Masterpiece!!

[Evolution]

I forgot Masters was still under contract!

[Theo Dious]

... oh... no...

[ClockShot]

MASTERS!

[TGR]

Holy shit, it's Masters!

[Nark Order]

THE MASTERPIECE

[RawRocks]

WTF! Chris Masters!

[Theo Dious]

I forgot Masters was still under contract!

He isn't STILL under contract, he was rehired.

[Londoner]

Looks better than ever

[RawRocks]

Watch Chris Masters win the match

[KIRA]

he looks atot smaller hmm......

[Londoner]

MVP will lose after running out of time

[mike adamle]

I'm pissed the crowd is dead, I've always been a masters mark.

[Jannettyzilla]

Don't know this guy, but am I right in assuming, due to his haircut, that he was involved in multiple frat party rapes?

[TGR]

Lol@chants

[Londoner]

I'm pissed the crowd is dead, I've always been a masters mark.

Crowd is dead cause its a shit way of booking the number 1 contender match. Main event will probs be 6 mins at most

[ClockShot]

Nice.

[Theo Dious]

Well at least they technically didn't job MVP...

[Innovator]

Trips vs. Cody, gee I Wonder whos gonna win

[Londoner]

HHH v Cody lol

[TGR]

I dont like the ending, but I like the idea of a Masters/MVP feud.

[ClockShot]

Trips gets CAWdy.

If that doesn't seal the deal, I don't know what does.

[Juan]

Chris Masters :nono:

what the fuck are they thinking?

[Hanso Amore]

WHOOOOOOOO


I love me some Masterpiece!

[KIRA]

I'm pissed the crowd is dead, I've always been a masters mark


You have......why?

[Nark Order]

Don't get the Masters hate. Always have been quite the fan.

[Juan]

The crowd was dead because Masters sucks.

[Londoner]

Chris Masters :nono:

what the fuck are they thinking?

They realized they ran out of heels for MVP to face.

[Londoner]

I've not always been a masters fan, but he looks different now, looks more into it.

[Juan]

Ugh

I am NOT looking forward to future Masterlock Challenge segments. Raw is crap as it is without Chris Masters stinking up the joint.

[Londoner]

whose TBK gonna job to then....

[Triple Naitch]

Ok, here we go......guess the Squasher...

[KIRA]

YES TBK

[ClockShot]

S.O.S.

[Londoner]

ahhh, kofi

[Hanso Amore]

This should be a good match

[Triple Naitch]

Kofi wins. :shifty:

[RawRocks]

Kingston vs Kendrick ... oh geez

[Juan]

TBK on the mic = :y:

[Londoner]

'nobody embaresses TBK' except the whole fuckin roster!

[Londoner]

:lol:

[Hanso Amore]

LOL

Where are they going with this TBK shit lol?

[Theo Dious]

*cue the whining and bitching*

[Londoner]

oh man thats too funny

[Juan]

dude wtf

[ClockShot]

I heard a touch of Randy Savage in his voice.

[Triple Naitch]

Kofi should have been in the Beat The Clock...

[RawRocks]

ya know.. I DO NOT LIKE what they are doing to Kendrick

[Londoner]

sneak attack on HHH!

[ClockShot]

Nancy Kerrigan?

[Hanso Amore]

Kofi has Scott Steiner Pecs

[Hanso Amore]

LOL

I wish HHH was crying "WHY?"

[KIRA]

I like the idea of TBKs ego being his downfall but I hope they are taking him somewhere big with this

[TGR]

I went to piss and I missed an entire match.

Sigh.

[Evolution]

Lol at TGR

[Londoner]

I guess Cena's opponent is TedDibiase, that COULD be good, but it wont actually cause it wont have enough time

[RawRocks]

oh lord that shitty Summer Slam commerical

[Londoner]

I like Codys music

[KIRA]

for godsake wear some kneepads cody

[Evolution]

Criple H

[Londoner]

happy birthday hhh sign :D

[Evolution]

No-selling the leg. Come on man!

[Hanso Amore]

Remember when HHH was like 40 pounds lighter? He never used roids, yeah right.

[TGR]

Come on, H, sell the leg a little.

[Evolution]

Finally! Hopping up on the apron after a 100 yd walk. Then gets on the turnbuckle piece of piss

[Evolution]

Give him a dead leg!

[Jannettyzilla]

HHH will get the upper hand, then get DQd when Orton interferes and attacks Cody,

[mike adamle]

Give him a phillipino Mudslide!

[Evolution]

Brock lock!

[Londoner]

HHH to win with 3 seconds left, legacy then beat him up, cena rescues him and fights off legacy.

[Hanso Amore]

Cody loves it too much...being all up in HHHs shit

[Nark Order]

lol, isn't the Muffler Stretch typically a 'strong guy' move? Sorry Cody

[Hanso Amore]

Sup with Rhodes weird boots and no knee pads?

[Evolution]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Hanso Amore]

What was Dusty's finisher? DDT?

[ClockShot]

Here we go.

[Londoner]

Codys never gonna go anywhere in WWE is he really?

[Jannettyzilla]

Bionic Elbow

[Londoner]

YES!

[RawRocks]

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

[Evolution]

Oh my God!

[ClockShot]

Whoa.

[Hanso Amore]

wait...lol what?

Why wouldnt he punch Dibiase? Why did he just stand there?

What shitty booking

[Londoner]

AWWWWWWWW

[Hanso Amore]

Please let Mizark get the title shot!!!!!!!!!!

[Londoner]

wait...lol what?

Why wouldnt he punch Dibiase? Why did he just stand there?

What shitty booking

would've got DQ'd for some reason

[TGR]

Failed to win...beat the time?

Jesus she's phoning it in now.

[RawRocks]

This is great

[ClockShot]

I guess Cena's gonna be #1 contender tonight. Pending who he faces.

[Jannettyzilla]

Santino!

[Londoner]

Cena's winning and will face orton at summerslam.

[RawRocks]

How did you get so many Q's.. thats funny

[Theo Dious]

LOL "How did you get so many Qs."

[Hanso Amore]

LOL Shaq-queel

[Theo Dious]

Shaq=best guest host so far.

[Hanso Amore]

LOL Santino!

[Londoner]

Santi-nooooooooooo

[TGR]

Santino is...amazing.

[Jannettyzilla]

That was awesome.

[RawRocks]

one of the best segments in a very long time

[KIRA]

OMG I LOVE SATINO!

[Evolution]

Santino! Santino! Santino!

[Hanso Amore]

Shaq is the first ACTUAL relevent celebrity host, as well as the most fitting...he is just fun and has always been entertaining.

[Londoner]

Shaq is the first ACTUAL relevent celebrity host, as well as the most fitting...he is just fun and has always been entertaining.

He's made this Raw watchable

[gatoconbotas]

Lillian Garcia sounds like she just wants to be done now.
Sad really; I always thought she was hot until I found out she was in her mid-40's

[Londoner]

Seth did a good job to though

[Indifferent Clox]

WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT.
They're not horses, they're unicorns.

[Nark Order]

LOL, anyone thinking Mizark Henry could possibly win the beat the clock in a swerve?

[Evolution]

I can see that happening.

[Londoner]

Clox, can I ask why did you just quote those two posts?

[Jannettyzilla]

I seriously believe Henry's winning this.