Official RAW Thread for 08/03/09 - "Juan stickied this, he's cool" edition

[Xero]

Yo.

As always: http://www.justin.tv/tpww_vault/old

[Juan]

Some douche? No sticky for you

[Xero]

Better?

[Juan]

lol

[KYR]

Someone say 'douche'?

http://martial-link.com/images/946170px-Michael_cole.jpg

[KYR]

'MY EYES!!!! MY EYES!!!!'

[ClockShot]

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[Splaya]

Not gonna lie, I will be here for once

[The Gold Standard]

Does anyone else hope that the handicap match tonight leads to Triple H v Ted at Summerslam?

[Xero]

Well it won't. It's gonna be DX vs Legacy.

[The Gold Standard]

I didn't even think of that. Damn

[Jannettyzilla]

Does anyone else hope that the handicap match tonight leads to Triple H v Ted at Summerslam?I hoped, but like has been said, it's DX time.

Shame too, because all that does is squash another Rockers reunion. :nono:

[Nicky Fives]

I hoped, but like has been said, it's DX time.

Shame too, because all that does is squash another Rockers reunion. :nono:

MARTY JANNETTY!!!! ROCK, ROCK NEVER STOP!!!!!!! :rofl::rofl:

[Londoner]

This raw will be shit wont it?

[mike adamle]

Hopefully it's Raw roulette since they're at a casino.

[ClockShot]

It will be. Cause I'm not there. And I think that gamble is gonna pay off.

No pun intended.

[The Gold Standard]

PIVZ

[Londoner]

Wow stupidly long intro

[ClockShot]

Whoa. How'd they get a car in there?

[Triple Naitch]

Lol, I love that asian guy.

[Innovator]

WOOOOOO ARI

[Londoner]

uugghhh

[Blakeamus]

If only WWE wasn't PG...they would of had that asian guy prolly run out of the back of the trunk bare ass naked.

[Innovator]

Thank god he didn't jump out naked like the Hangover

[ClockShot]

I should have took a side trip and poke around see if I could spot anybody before the show started.

[Londoner]

ok can we get on with raw now?

[The Gold Standard]

Dr. Ken. I didn't know that was his name

[ClockShot]

There's your only pyro for the night.

[The Gold Standard]

What the hell is going on?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

This is going to be fuckin terrible... I want Shaq back..

[Triple Naitch]

Totally always wanted to do that too.

[The Gold Standard]

THE MIZ!!!

[Londoner]

mizzzzzzzzzzz shut this guy up please

[Hanso Amore]

This is without a doubt

The

Single

Worst

Idea

EVER

[Blakeamus]

MIZ!

[Londoner]

Raw truly is like a circus isnt it?

[ClockShot]

The Miz. The man who got his start, ironically, in a casino.

[Londoner]

I can't stand this. Fuck raw.

[Testicle]

I can't watch this crap.

[Jannettyzilla]

Miz owned. Already a great Raw.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I understand wanting to do crosspromotion with celebs, but why would you let someone come make a mockery of your business.

[mike adamle]

This is fucking terrible, two more hours? Dunno if I'm gonna be able to do this.

[Triple Naitch]

:rofl: Lloyd!!!

[ClockShot]

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow. This is bad.

[Nark Order]

Cena is going to destroy Miz again for the third time?

[Testicle]

They need to do a better job of chosing guests.

[Jannettyzilla]

Cena is going to destroy Miz again for the third time?

Fourth, I think.

[The Gold Standard]

I don't hate Cena as much anymore

[mike adamle]

If Cena cut a shott promo right now on how bad this shit is I'd mark out.

[Londoner]

I've turned over to see what changed, and look, its CENA, OUR SAVIOUR. :lol:

[Hanso Amore]

Seriously, I hope they get to take liberties with Piven and Dr Ken

[mike adamle]

Shoot, not shott, clearly.

[Blakeamus]

Thats like the pot calling the kettle black Cena!

[ClockShot]

Nope. I'm home, Cena.

[Blakeamus]

When did the Miz run and hide?

[Nark Order]

lol Miz shooting it down

[The Gold Standard]

HE MESSED UP!!

[Triple Naitch]

Summerfest

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

BOTCH! Thank you, and good night!

[Testicle]

I am embarressed for the WWE.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

The Summerfest...? Fuckin terrible. Get someone here with product knowledge for fucking sake.

[redwings3431]

SUMMERFEST! ROFL

[Nark Order]

LOL Cena reiterating it

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Summerfest... Nice.

[The Gold Standard]

So does Miz go to Smackdown or ECW?

[Jannettyzilla]

I've never wanted Cena to win more.

[Nark Order]

Miz to Smackdown?

[Londoner]

wow, ok im officially done with raw tonight.

[mike adamle]

Maybe The Miz can go to SmackDown, where it's awesome, just like him.

[Emperor Smeat]

is ECW still tied to RAW or they went back to smackdown ?

[Triple Naitch]

Cole really needs to stop with the cross-referencing.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

I would love for HBK to come back tonight, just to turn on HHH

[ClockShot]

And here come the promos. Someone keep a tally.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Ditto, but he'll same the Game :(

[redwings3431]

i wonder how many people vince just fired just to cheer himself up

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Gonna watch True Blood and have this in the background until I finally get sick of it.

[Testicle]

I can't think of a worse opener of RAW ever, not exaggerating.

[ClockShot]

I bet Vince is at HQ calling the shots. Or on the casino floor.

[ClockShot]

Bourne vs. Swagga part 2.

[Jannettyzilla]

So we'll have at least two rematches from last week, plus a third with a guy added to make it a handicap?

[The Gold Standard]

Why wasn't Bourne in the US Title match at Night of Champions?

[Jannettyzilla]

This match is not flowing well.

[Testicle]

That was crap, way to go.

[ClockShot]

MVP, yeah okay.

[Jannettyzilla]

They needed to cue Swagger's music there. More poor plannin'.

[mike adamle]

Opening segment KILLED this crowd.

[Evolution]

Made it. Late but made it. Yeah, it's gonna be DX, lol at Summerfest, Miz is going over this week, Bourne vs Swagger was sub-par. Ok. Caught up.

[redoneja]

Ugh. Piven called Summerslam, Summerfest. Guess that'll be the new "funny" inside joke on here for a bit.

[Emperor Smeat]

yeup instead of doing something special like the main event Shaq did, they just went back to Triple H vs Legacy and Cena v Miz feud that was destroyed weeks ago.

[Evolution]

Although I did like it when Cena pointed out he messed up, Piven comes back with "and you're banned from Summerfest, whatever it is!"

[ClockShot]

Made it. Late but made it. Yeah, it's gonna be DX, lol at Summerfest, Miz is going over this week, Bourne vs Swagger was sub-par. Ok. Caught up.

You can go. You ain't gonna miss much of this disaster.

[Evolution]

Can't sleep. Maybe this'll help.

[Evolution]

How many times they gonna show this package? Just reminding us how good it was last week and how bad it is this week.

[Testicle]

The clip of Jerichos promo from last week is better than anything else on the show so far.

[Evolution]

Shaq would win. More agile.

[Pardeep 619]

So there's prob gonna be Shaq vs Big Show then??

[Evolution]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I was more excited about the Shaw recap than ANY part of this show.

Also, for the record, Shaq sold the double choke grab better than pretty much any big man. Honestly, I think it looked better than Kane/Show, Taker/Show ect. Just looked like they were actually battling instead of just holding each others throat.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

So there's prob gonna be Shaq vs Big Show then??

Nah, they're just milking the one good celeb host they had. NBA won't let him wrestle. Too much potential to ruin a team's season.

[Evolution]

If he fastens all 3 belts together, it might fit him.

[Jannettyzilla]

Scary thing is, that's somebody's doctor.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

You know, I didn't think it was possible... I have EVEN LESS interest in that movie than I did before.

Also... Mickie and Gail :love:

[Innovator]

I WANT TED DIBIASE BACK

[mike adamle]

Gail turns on Mickie tonight.

[Innovator]

AH HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Innovator]

Also somebody get a shovel, cause Bourne got some dirt on top of him

[Pardeep 619]

So when do you think that chinese guy and Santino are gonna cut a promo??

[Evolution]

Yeah, the 2 best women RAW has on the same team.

[Jannettyzilla]

Gail turns on Mickie tonight.
True.

Piven's a better fit than ZZ Top was, but that's not sayin' much. Dr. Ken needs to take it down a notch.

[Jannettyzilla]

Ving Rhames should have hosted instead, BTW.

[Testicle]

Definitly not going to be seeing that movie now.

[Evolution]

Jesus Christ! I feel sorry for Gail and Mickie still in the ring at this point. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 1,000 POSTS!

[ClockShot]

Wait. The other team isn't out yet?

[Evolution]

At least Beth's in there.

[Jannettyzilla]

Beth = :love:.

Good to see Jillian back, too.

[Pardeep 619]

Jillian Hall still has a job??

[Evolution]

Oh yeah. Is Show going over on Kofi?

[mike adamle]

I say this every week, but I'm saying it again, that ref. is a fag.

[Evolution]

Yep.

[Jannettyzilla]

Oh yeah. Is Show going over on Kofi?
No.

[Evolution]

I expected better from this match. Psychology seems to be all over the place.

[Emperor Smeat]

I say this every week, but I'm saying it again, that ref. is a fag.

LOL, maybe its a conspiracy to get people to keep watching to see if he really is or not .......... or maybe he keeps winning some betting with the refs to see who gets to officiate the women's matches.

[Evolution]

No.

That's what I'm thinking, just wondering what everyone else thinks.

[ClockShot]

Booooooooo.

[Jannettyzilla]

Was Gail just going for the Rocker Dropper???? :drool:

[Evolution]

So much for the heel turn.

[Jannettyzilla]

That's what I'm thinking, just wondering what everyone else thinks.

I don't know how they'll sell it, I just don't see how it could benefit either character. Kofi is so over, having him drop it and not have a chance to get it back at Summerslam would be silly.

[ClockShot]

Miz vs. Cena is the main event. FOR SERIOUS?!

[Evolution]

Next? I'm honestly surprised it's this early in the show. Still, llllllllllllllllllllllllllet's get ready to ssssssssssssssssssssssleep through the rest of the show!

[Testicle]

Next? I'm honestly surprised it's this early in the show. Still, llllllllllllllllllllllllllet's get ready to ssssssssssssssssssssssleep through the rest of the show!

And miss the Miz getting squashed?

[Evolution]

I still say that the intro for Legacy's music sounds like the Radicalz theme.

[Evolution]

And I think Miz is going over.

[ClockShot]

Orton better show up in this match.

[Evolution]

Yeah, where's Orton on this show?

[Innovator]

If Legacy doesn't FINALLY get some heat on HHH, I might be done with RAW

[Evolution]

Is that the triangle from Zelda on Cody's boots?

[ClockShot]

Well Cole, it's really not that big of a crowd. And we are in Trips' backyard. Then again, some cena fans might have made the trek down here.

[Testicle]

I hate when a single wrestler dominates former tag-team champs, it just shits on the whole friggen company.

[Dorkchop]

I'm watching in Canada and we get Raw on a 15 minute delay so I can't read through this thread. This Raw has been complete ass so far. Swagger and Bourne got like 2 minutes.

I can't wait for these celebrity hosts to stop. I bet they'll stop doing it shortly after Summerslam.

[Testicle]

So Trips by himself is better than Debiase and Rhodes together, that makes sense.

[The Show Off]

I don't hate this, but I don't like it either.

[The Show Off]

I know it's just wrestling and we shouldn't take it that seriously but....

It'd be nice if the WWE at least took it seriously.

Hell, even as misguided and jumbled as TNA is at least they take it seriously.

[Evolution]

Gonna end in a beat down on Triple H, HBM makes the save.

[The Show Off]

I always hate handicap matches unless they are to promote how devistating a wrestler is againt local wrestlers.

[The Show Off]

I always hate handicap matches unless they are to promote how devistating a wrestler is againt local wrestlers.

And former tag team champions (like Legacy) should never ever lose to one wrestler.

[ClockShot]

CAWdy got some hang time.

[The Show Off]

Did Cody learn that moonsault from his brother... or father?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Pretty moonsault, albeit slightly off center.

[Emperor Smeat]

Yeup, handicap works the best if its a pure squash like a Big Show vs 2 no namers or if it makes the feud better by having the solo person struggle then win or have the team dominate enough to make the crowd against them and progress the feud.

[Evolution]

Thought that was gonna be The One And Only.

[Jannettyzilla]

I dunno. A dozen time world champ vs. two relatively young guys who've not been proven as clean winners makes sense to be close to me.

[Evolution]

Test Drive! 1,2,3!

[The Show Off]

Thank God... A clean win.

[ClockShot]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 1 point for the home team!

[Emperor Smeat]

lol did the crowd actually start cheering a bit when Triple H lost.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

And here comes HBM

[ClockShot]

Now is the time for The Viper to strike....................................NOW!

[Jannettyzilla]

Oh shit...

HBK time.

[Londoner]

Just tuned in to see if hbk returns

[Evolution]

Here they come...

[ClockShot]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT AGAIN!

[Evolution]

OMG! SHOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

[Londoner]

batistas hurt all the time,lol

[ClockShot]

Oh you didn't know............

[Testicle]

Oh, snap. Burn.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

LMFAO! Batista is hurt all the time, Flair is signing autographs at the VFW or something.

I fucking love Triple H. Fuck you all.

[Londoner]

nope. not yet. bastards

[Jannettyzilla]

Damn tease. :n:

[The Show Off]

Flair signing autographs at the VFW. I like sarcastic Triple H.

[Evolution]

So, Shawn next week then? Or hold off till it's nearly SummerSlam?

[The Show Off]

LMFAO! Batista is hurt all the time, Flair is signing autographs at the VFW or something.

I fucking love Triple H. Fuck you all.

Nah I'm a lover of Triple H as well. Not as much as Steele but I like HHH better than HBK.

[ClockShot]

Punching out for the night.

[Emperor Smeat]

so basically this going to be the last time Legacy gets a win over Triple H since Spirit Squad was destroyed by DX and they had 5-6 guys with Vince & Shane.

[Evolution]

Night ClockShot. I'm a huge mark for DX, but even I can't be arsed with yet ANOTHER reunion.

[Evolution]

I am not going to see this movie. Where's Santino? Fuck Chavo! Time For a cigarette.

[Londoner]

Night ClockShot. I'm a huge mark for DX, but even I can't be arsed with yet ANOTHER reunion.

Me neither, its so goddman planned anyway since they've been going on about a dx tour for months.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

HBK heel turn. That's how they set it up. If he doesn't do a run in to save Triple H then HBK is definitely turning heel.

[Testicle]

Carlito has gotten in better shape.

[Evolution]

Why is this on free TV? This could/should have been much bigger.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Best sell of Carlito's finish I've seen in a very long while.

[Testicle]

This crowd has been killed, good job Piven.

[Evolution]

Should have put Primo over. He needs the rub more.

[Testicle]

Why is this on free TV? This could/should have been much bigger.
:y:

[Evolution]

Yeah, the DX Invasion tour. Talk about baiting. Then we have The Undertaker's Rest In Peace tour. So he'll be back just after SummerSlam. Put him in with Jeff for the title in a ladder match at No Mercy. Basic 1-on-1 for Unforgiven.

[Evolution]

British fans: Justin Lee Colins as a wrestler? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :rofl:

[Jannettyzilla]

Mizark!

[Evolution]

Oh God. Mizark.

[Evolution]

Lilian could have put it over.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lol, I've loved Mark since he went to Raw. I just honestly enjoy it when workers seem like they're out there and just genuinely having fun. That's how Mark comes off.

[Evolution]

I'm done with Chavo. Never liked him.

[mike adamle]

Mark Henry sucks at dancing/being face.

[Evolution]

He's just a stone's throw away from being Sexual Chocolate 2.0.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Mark Henry sucks at dancing/being face.

You can fuck off with that noise.

[KIRA]

Mark looks like the kool aid man

[mike adamle]

You can fuck off with that noise.

He waves his arms to the crowd occasionally and smiles. AWESOME FACE!!!

[Evolution]

How can they expect to make him look legit in the next few weeks? It's like when Rikishi was doing the dancing gimmick. No-one took him seriously as Bad Man Kishi after that.

[Innovator]

Coffee, time to bounce around for Big Load

[Evolution]

First bit of Pyro since Piven came out. So much for 4th of July all night.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

He waves his arms to the crowd occasionally and smiles. AWESOME FACE!!!

He's genuinely having fun in the ring and the fans are noticing. They're connecting with Mark for the first time ever. He's actually a solid face. Stop pretending the fans aren't into to accommodate your own personal bias.

Fuckin aye, most ''fans'' make me want to do my head in. There's been an influx of that type of ''fan'' on this forum lately.

[Evolution]

Oh yeah, the SummerSlam theme is knee. Aerosmith need to get back on the heroin. And fuck off to the Big Show/Jericho mash-up.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

How can they expect to make him look legit in the next few weeks? It's like when Rikishi was doing the dancing gimmick. No-one took him seriously as Bad Man Kishi after that.

He destroyed Chavo though... it's pretty easy to look credible. Every face has their comedy nights. Hell, the entire Kliq had random stupid comedy things and were still always dominant.

Also, this mash up of Show and Jericho's theme sucks. They should just do a countdown into Show's theme.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

How can they expect to make him look legit in the next few weeks? It's like when Rikishi was doing the dancing gimmick. No-one took him seriously as Bad Man Kishi after that.
Rikishi looked like shit because Austin beat the fuck out of him and then Kishi acted like a bumbling idiot after that. He was way over as a credible badass.

[McLegend]

This mixed theme is kinda hot.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Jericho announcing makes King and Cole look that much more terrible.

[Evolution]

Rikishi looked like shit because Austin beat the fuck out of him and then Kishi acted like a bumbling idiot after that. He was way over as a credible badass.

I retract my earlier statement.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lol did Jericho actually ask Lawler how many championships he had? Did he ever see any Memphis or Smoky Mountain stuff?! He won the title every other month!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

GOOD FUCKIN GRIEF! What a leg drop

[Evolution]

Bet that hurt Kingston's legs.

[Innovator]

Jericho put over Kofi more than Cole or Lawler have all night

[HeartBreakMan2k]

WWE is going the route of stupid ass DQs again.

[Jannettyzilla]

Good god, they've got more DQs than the Attitude era lately.

[The Show Off]

I hate those types of DQs.

It makes the guy getting the DQ look stupid.

[Innovator]

Jericho is awesome

[Juan]

Jeri-tron show

[Evolution]

At least the 5 count means something, as opposed to stopping at 4 then saying "Hey come on let him out of the corner!" like they usually do.

[Evolution]

What's left? Lumberjack and... anything?

[Innovator]

HALLOWEEN 2!

[The Show Off]

They should have had Big Show win the US title then Jericho win the IC title. Then they could start dominating all types of matches.

It could be fun.

[Evolution]

HALLOWEEN 2!

:wtf: American commercial I'm guessing.

[mike adamle]

He destroyed Chavo though... it's pretty easy to look credible. Every face has their comedy nights. Hell, the entire Kliq had random stupid comedy things and were still always dominant.

He destroyed Chavo... who's been jobbing to Hornswoggle....

[Evolution]

They should have had Big Show win the US title then Jericho win the IC title. Then they could start dominating all types of matches.

It could be fun.

:y:

[Droford]

He should be talking to X Pac.

[Emperor Smeat]

LOL , i guess HBK isn't ready.

[Evolution]

Thought Shawn was gonna walk in then.

[Evolution]

I couldn't care less about this fucking film.

[Evolution]

Let's go, Miz!

[Evolution]

I did like the "I thought you didn't do jobs" line from Trips.

[Evolution]

HYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPE!

[Jannettyzilla]

YES!!!!!!

[Innovator]

FINALLY a wrestling guest host! SARGE!

[Droford]

Who is hosting next week? Or is this guest host crap over already?

ooops..answer..SGT Slaughter..he shoulda been this week with GI Joe out Friday..

[Innovator]

ATTENTION MAGGOTS

[Juan]

lol Piven heel turn

[Evolution]

Bit late for a heel turn

[Emperor Smeat]

LOL "i'm from hollywood"

[Innovator]

DOC KEN TURNED HEEL! ARI!

[Corndad]

Did Piven just turn Heel?? HAHAHA

[Droford]

LOL "i'm from hollywood"

I wanted to punch him in the face for that..

Theres only one person that can say that during a wrestling show and he's dead.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

lol Chris Masters

[HeartBreakMan2k]

If Piven did this earlier, would have made the show so much better.

[Droford]

The sad thing is after all this, Cena will still win.

[Evolution]

Cena doesn't have allies. Guess he can't say no faces though.

[Emperor Smeat]

I wanted to punch him in the face for that..

Theres only one person that can say that during a wrestling show and he's dead.

I guess the hell turn worked since you want to punch him in the face.

[Evolution]

They've called a DQ for less than this.

[Jannettyzilla]

Chris Masters is such a Revenge of the Nerds villain.

[Evolution]

In profile, Ted looks like Cowboy Bob.

[Jannettyzilla]

YES!

[Evolution]

Now he's completely fine.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

What.... the....fuck.

[Droford]

So..Miz to ECW?

this is so stupid