Big Dave Caption thread

[GD]

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http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00710/Batista_V_Triple_H_710968a.jpg
http://ideasaboutlife.today.com/files/2009/04/batista-suplexes-cody-rhodes-the-idea-girl.jpg
http://www.camelclutchblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/batista.jpg
http://ideasaboutlife.today.com/files/2009/04/batista-clotheslines-randy-orton-at-backlash-2009-the-idea-girl.jpg
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00634/Batista_634594a.jpg
http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh205/eb32/450%20Splash/HBKbeatsBatista.jpg
http://sifyimg.edgesuite.net/wwe.sify.com//cmsimages/media/dec2008/media/shows/raw/superstars/106994-RAW_807_Photo_011.jpg
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y122/TallShow/a128.jpg
http://www.graphicsdb.com/data/media/436/batista.jpg
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00471/Batista_v_MVP_471882a.jpg
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00776/batista_280x390_776152a.jpg
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[BigDaddyCool]

Shut up.

[GD]

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00543/adamle_682x400_543467a.jpg

Adamle: Get the fuck out of this thread BDC!

[GD]

http://ideasaboutlife.today.com/files/2009/04/batista-suplexes-cody-rhodes-the-idea-girl.jpg

Cody: ZOMG! the code to make Shawn Michaels tap out.

[Juan]

....

[Juan]

I don't get it

[Jura]

http://www.graphicsdb.com/data/media/436/batista.jpg

"Hey, those clouds look like bunnies."


- Vintage Jura right there ftw.

[Cool King]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y122/TallShow/a128.jpg

Surprise Buttsecks!

http://sifyimg.edgesuite.net/wwe.sify.com//cmsimages/media/dec2008/media/shows/raw/superstars/107041-UNF_Photo_001.jpg

It's not the submission hold that's causing JBL pain, it's the fact that Batista has his right foot securely lodged up his ass.

[Vastardikai]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:aTyQQWfaNSKqhM:http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t241/MagneticHeat/Batista__s_Funny_Face_by_TwistedWWE.jpg

Webmaster: Ok, there's the Douchebag. Now, where's the hot chick?

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00710/Batista_V_Triple_H_710968a.jpg

Hunter: Where did you put, my pants? :mad:

Dave: I dunno who stole your pants! :mad:

Shane: (off-screen) Heh Heh heh...

http://ideasaboutlife.today.com/files/2009/04/batista-suplexes-cody-rhodes-the-idea-girl.jpg

Much to Cody's horror, Dave forgot how to do a vertical suplex mid-move.

http://www.camelclutchblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/batista.jpg

CM Punk Fan: Dude, Dave has a great ass! :drool: I need to take a picture of this!

http://ideasaboutlife.today.com/files/2009/04/batista-clotheslines-randy-orton-at-backlash-2009-the-idea-girl.jpg

Hey Dave, roid much?

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00634/Batista_634594a.jpg

Chris didn't like the idea of Dave cupping his nuts while carrying him around.

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh205/eb32/450%20Splash/HBKbeatsBatista.jpg

WWE Cameraman: Damn, check out Shawn's bald spot!

next week on WWE.com:

The WWE has come to the terms of the release of WWE Cameraman. We wish him all the best in his future endeavors.

http://sifyimg.edgesuite.net/wwe.sify.com//cmsimages/media/dec2008/media/shows/raw/superstars/106994-RAW_807_Photo_011.jpg

Cody debuts his counter to the Batista Bomb: A well placed fart.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y122/TallShow/a128.jpg

I'm sure there's a gay 3-some joke here somewhere, but I'm gonna leave it alone...

http://www.graphicsdb.com/data/media/436/batista.jpg

Dave: Who is this woman, and why is she bringing 8 kids with her?

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00471/Batista_v_MVP_471882a.jpg

Dave: There's a spider on the floor! :eek: Kill it! Kill it! Kill it!

MVP: Aw... shit!

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00776/batista_280x390_776152a.jpg

Dave: This is the face I make when I'm fucking you in the ass!
(kind of obscure reference, I'll rep the first person who gets it.)

http://sifyimg.edgesuite.net/wwe.sify.com//cmsimages/media/dec2008/media/shows/raw/superstars/107041-UNF_Photo_001.jpg

JBL would occasionally stop selling a hold so he could sneeze.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00543/adamle_682x400_543467a.jpg

Mike: And your opponents this week. The team of Nitro... and Gemini

John: Isn't his name Morrison, now?

Dave: And didn't Gymini get canned last year?

(The American Gladiators theme blasts)

John and Dave: :wtf:

[Lock Jaw]

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00776/batista_280x390_776152a.jpgNEED MORE GAMMA RAYS!!!

[Cool King]

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00776/batista_280x390_776152a.jpg

Announcer: And the winner of the "Meet Zac Efron Contest" issss....

*Drum Roll*

Mr. David Bautista!

Batista: *Screams like a little girl*

[Xero]

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00776/batista_280x390_776152a.jpg

The "Bukkake Batista" sex doll with Animal Grip^TM did not sell very well.

[Halbowsky]

http://ideasaboutlife.today.com/files/2009/04/batista-suplexes-cody-rhodes-the-idea-girl.jpg

Cody: Uhh...I found your tooth, Dave. It was in your mouth the whole time.
Batista:...Genius!

http://sifyimg.edgesuite.net/wwe.sify.com//cmsimages/media/dec2008/media/shows/raw/superstars/106994-RAW_807_Photo_011.jpg

Batista: Now give me back my triforce!
Cody: It's on my boots, not my crotch! And anyway, the Triforce represents Power, Wisdom, and Courage. None of which you have...except for the roid power...and there's no cheat code for the triforce anyway!

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00776/batista_280x390_776152a.jpg

NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

http://bulk.destructoid.com/ul/user/1/12300-105880-2307223586ece2a2b1bejpg-468x.jpg

...or Return of Batista?

[Xero]

And yes, I love me some captions. We should do more theme threads like this.

[Afterlife]

http://ideasaboutlife.today.com/files/2009/04/batista-suplexes-cody-rhodes-the-idea-girl.jpg
"Ta-daaa!"

[RGWhat316]

No photoshopping, so we are not officially wrestlecrap yet. There needs to be a smiling Batista referee pic somewhere. But I'll try some.

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh205/eb32/450%20Splash/HBKbeatsBatista.jpg

Jericho: Now if only this hypocritical, parasite would learn how to sell the superkick!

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00710/Batista_V_Triple_H_710968a.jpg

HHH (out of breath): I was just telling Stephanie to "suck it" and she took it a bit too far.

[Juan]

bigdave444

[DAMN iNATOR]

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"WHAZZUP?!"
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00710/Batista_V_Triple_H_710968a.jpg
HHH: How many times have I told you not to rip my shirt off in front of the crowds?

Batista: Don't make me go Wolverine on your ass, Trips!

http://ideasaboutlife.today.com/files/2009/04/batista-suplexes-cody-rhodes-the-idea-girl.jpg
Batista: Look, ma, one hand!

Cody: Aw, man, Dave, you could have put some deodorant on before our match!

http://www.camelclutchblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/batista.jpg
Batista (thinking to self): Man, I don't know where this championship belt came from, but R.V.D. sure does give me only top-notch quality ganja, man!:D

http://ideasaboutlife.today.com/files/2009/04/batista-clotheslines-randy-orton-at-backlash-2009-the-idea-girl.jpg
Batista: ZZZZZZZZ...!

Cody: Dammit, Dave the top rope isn't a hammock, ya know! Let me down already, like you do to your fans week after week!

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00634/Batista_634594a.jpg
Batista: OK, Chris...where to?

Jericho: Uh, the mat, back on my feet would be nice!

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh205/eb32/450%20Splash/HBKbeatsBatista.jpg
Batista (thinking): Must no-sell!

HBK: (*karate yell*)

http://sifyimg.edgesuite.net/wwe.sify.com//cmsimages/media/dec2008/media/shows/raw/superstars/106994-RAW_807_Photo_011.jpg
Batista: Cody, man did you just break wind?

Cody: Oh...uh...yeah, sorry man, my bad.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y122/TallShow/a128.jpg
Batista: Show, what the hell are you doing?

Big Show: Put down the scary guy and nobody gets hurt...

Kane: I don't care, as long as I get away from Dave's groin soon...that's what's really scary!

http://www.graphicsdb.com/data/media/436/batista.jpg
Batista (thinking): Is that Ric coming to pick me up in his personal jet?

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00471/Batista_v_MVP_471882a.jpg
Batista: Alright! Another tackle in the backfield for a loss!

M.V.P.: Dude, we're fighting, not playing the Madden Online League...

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00776/batista_280x390_776152a.jpg
Batista: ALRIGHT, WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY STEROIDS?!

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Batista: How does it feel when I do this?

J.B.L.: AH, DAMMIT! This is like 5 boot sizes too small!

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00543/adamle_682x400_543467a.jpg
Adamle: I'm here to formally announce that the "Konami Code" has officially been banned from use in WWE ever again.

Batista & Cena: Ah, man, how are we ever going to win world championships with no skills now?!

[Xero]

http://www.graphicsdb.com/data/media/436/batista.jpg

Seconds before Sean O'Haire's cage plummeted, squashing Batista.

[loopydate]

Literally every one of those pictures could be captioned with a Rhyno reference.

[owenbrown]

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00776/batista_280x390_776152a.jpg

The "Bukkake Batista" sex doll with Animal Grip^TM did not sell very well.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rof l:

[owenbrown]

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00776/batista_280x390_776152a.jpg

WHERE'S MY GAME GENIE?! :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

[Halbowsky]

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00543/adamle_682x400_543467a.jpg

Adamle: You're next challenge: who will be the first to beat Super C?
Batista: Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start...umm...why doesn't the Konami code work?
Cena: (thinking to himself) Now to look confused and input the real code

[Sixx]

http://www.graphicsdb.com/data/media/436/batista.jpg

Batista thinking to himself: Aaah, that's a relief... I just gotta keep that belt low when I stand up so noones knows I wet myself.