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Old 09-21-2009, 03:00 PM   #1
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Old 09-21-2009, 03:10 PM   #2
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Old 09-21-2009, 03:14 PM   #3
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Old 09-21-2009, 03:57 PM   #4
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Old 09-21-2009, 03:58 PM   #5
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Surprise Buttsecks!



It's not the submission hold that's causing JBL pain, it's the fact that Batista has his right foot securely lodged up his ass.
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Old 09-21-2009, 05:36 PM   #9
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Webmaster: Ok, there's the Douchebag. Now, where's the hot chick?



Hunter: Where did you put, my pants?

Dave: I dunno who stole your pants!

Shane: (off-screen) Heh Heh heh...



Much to Cody's horror, Dave forgot how to do a vertical suplex mid-move.



CM Punk Fan: Dude, Dave has a great ass! I need to take a picture of this!



Hey Dave, roid much?



Chris didn't like the idea of Dave cupping his nuts while carrying him around.



WWE Cameraman: Damn, check out Shawn's bald spot!

next week on WWE.com:

The WWE has come to the terms of the release of WWE Cameraman. We wish him all the best in his future endeavors.



Cody debuts his counter to the Batista Bomb: A well placed fart.



I'm sure there's a gay 3-some joke here somewhere, but I'm gonna leave it alone...



Dave: Who is this woman, and why is she bringing 8 kids with her?



Dave: There's a spider on the floor! Kill it! Kill it! Kill it!

MVP: Aw... shit!



Dave: This is the face I make when I'm fucking you in the ass!
(kind of obscure reference, I'll rep the first person who gets it.)



JBL would occasionally stop selling a hold so he could sneeze.



Mike: And your opponents this week. The team of Nitro... and Gemini

John: Isn't his name Morrison, now?

Dave: And didn't Gymini get canned last year?

(The American Gladiators theme blasts)

John and Dave:
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Announcer: And the winner of the "Meet Zac Efron Contest" issss....

*Drum Roll*

Mr. David Bautista!

Batista: *Screams like a little girl*
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The "Bukkake Batista" sex doll with Animal GripTM did not sell very well.
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Old 09-22-2009, 04:37 PM   #13
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The "Bukkake Batista" sex doll with Animal GripTM did not sell very well.
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Old 09-22-2009, 04:38 PM   #14
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Old 09-21-2009, 07:22 PM   #15
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Cody: Uhh...I found your tooth, Dave. It was in your mouth the whole time.
Batista:...Genius!



Batista: Now give me back my triforce!
Cody: It's on my boots, not my crotch! And anyway, the Triforce represents Power, Wisdom, and Courage. None of which you have...except for the roid power...and there's no cheat code for the triforce anyway!



NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!



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Old 09-21-2009, 07:45 PM   #16
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And yes, I love me some captions. We should do more theme threads like this.
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Old 09-21-2009, 08:25 PM   #17
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No photoshopping, so we are not officially wrestlecrap yet. There needs to be a smiling Batista referee pic somewhere. But I'll try some.



Jericho: Now if only this hypocritical, parasite would learn how to sell the superkick!



HHH (out of breath): I was just telling Stephanie to "suck it" and she took it a bit too far.
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"WHAZZUP?!"

HHH: How many times have I told you not to rip my shirt off in front of the crowds?

Batista: Don't make me go Wolverine on your ass, Trips!


Batista: Look, ma, one hand!

Cody: Aw, man, Dave, you could have put some deodorant on before our match!


Batista (thinking to self): Man, I don't know where this championship belt came from, but R.V.D. sure does give me only top-notch quality ganja, man!


Batista: ZZZZZZZZ...!

Cody: Dammit, Dave the top rope isn't a hammock, ya know! Let me down already, like you do to your fans week after week!


Batista: OK, Chris...where to?

Jericho: Uh, the mat, back on my feet would be nice!


Batista (thinking): Must no-sell!

HBK: (*karate yell*)


Batista: Cody, man did you just break wind?

Cody: Oh...uh...yeah, sorry man, my bad.


Batista: Show, what the hell are you doing?

Big Show: Put down the scary guy and nobody gets hurt...

Kane: I don't care, as long as I get away from Dave's groin soon...that's what's really scary!


Batista (thinking): Is that Ric coming to pick me up in his personal jet?


Batista: Alright! Another tackle in the backfield for a loss!

M.V.P.: Dude, we're fighting, not playing the Madden Online League...


Batista: ALRIGHT, WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY STEROIDS?!


Batista: How does it feel when I do this?

J.B.L.: AH, DAMMIT! This is like 5 boot sizes too small!


Adamle: I'm here to formally announce that the "Konami Code" has officially been banned from use in WWE ever again.

Batista & Cena: Ah, man, how are we ever going to win world championships with no skills now?!
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Seconds before Sean O'Haire's cage plummeted, squashing Batista.
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Batista thinking to himself: Aaah, that's a relief... I just gotta keep that belt low when I stand up so noones knows I wet myself.
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Adamle: You're next challenge: who will be the first to beat Super C?
Batista: Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start...umm...why doesn't the Konami code work?
Cena: (thinking to himself) Now to look confused and input the real code
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