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Cody: ZOMG! the code to make Shawn Michaels tap out. |
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I don't get it
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http://www.graphicsdb.com/data/media/436/batista.jpg "Hey, those clouds look like bunnies." - Vintage Jura right there ftw. |
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Surprise Buttsecks! http://sifyimg.edgesuite.net/wwe.sif..._Photo_001.jpg It's not the submission hold that's causing JBL pain, it's the fact that Batista has his right foot securely lodged up his ass. |
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Webmaster: Ok, there's the Douchebag. Now, where's the hot chick? http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a..._H_710968a.jpg Hunter: Where did you put, my pants? :mad: Dave: I dunno who stole your pants! :mad: Shane: (off-screen) Heh Heh heh... http://ideasaboutlife.today.com/file...-idea-girl.jpg Much to Cody's horror, Dave forgot how to do a vertical suplex mid-move. http://www.camelclutchblog.com/wp-co...06/batista.jpg CM Punk Fan: Dude, Dave has a great ass! :drool: I need to take a picture of this! http://ideasaboutlife.today.com/file...-idea-girl.jpg Hey Dave, roid much? http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...ta_634594a.jpg Chris didn't like the idea of Dave cupping his nuts while carrying him around. http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/h...atsBatista.jpg WWE Cameraman: Damn, check out Shawn's bald spot! next week on WWE.com: The WWE has come to the terms of the release of WWE Cameraman. We wish him all the best in his future endeavors. http://sifyimg.edgesuite.net/wwe.sif..._Photo_011.jpg Cody debuts his counter to the Batista Bomb: A well placed fart. http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y122/TallShow/a128.jpg I'm sure there's a gay 3-some joke here somewhere, but I'm gonna leave it alone... http://www.graphicsdb.com/data/media/436/batista.jpg Dave: Who is this woman, and why is she bringing 8 kids with her? http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...VP_471882a.jpg Dave: There's a spider on the floor! :eek: Kill it! Kill it! Kill it! MVP: Aw... shit! http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...90_776152a.jpg Dave: This is the face I make when I'm fucking you in the ass! (kind of obscure reference, I'll rep the first person who gets it.) http://sifyimg.edgesuite.net/wwe.sif..._Photo_001.jpg JBL would occasionally stop selling a hold so he could sneeze. http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...00_543467a.jpg Mike: And your opponents this week. The team of Nitro... and Gemini John: Isn't his name Morrison, now? Dave: And didn't Gymini get canned last year? (The American Gladiators theme blasts) John and Dave: :wtf: |
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Announcer: And the winner of the "Meet Zac Efron Contest" issss.... *Drum Roll* Mr. David Bautista! Batista: *Screams like a little girl* |
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The "Bukkake Batista" sex doll with Animal Grip<sup>TM</sup> did not sell very well. |
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Cody: Uhh...I found your tooth, Dave. It was in your mouth the whole time. Batista:...Genius! http://sifyimg.edgesuite.net/wwe.sif..._Photo_011.jpg Batista: Now give me back my triforce! Cody: It's on my boots, not my crotch! And anyway, the Triforce represents Power, Wisdom, and Courage. None of which you have...except for the roid power...and there's no cheat code for the triforce anyway! http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...90_776152a.jpg NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! http://bulk.destructoid.com/ul/user/...bejpg-468x.jpg ...or Return of Batista? |
And yes, I love me some captions. We should do more theme threads like this.
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No photoshopping, so we are not officially wrestlecrap yet. There needs to be a smiling Batista referee pic somewhere. But I'll try some.
http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/h...atsBatista.jpg Jericho: Now if only this hypocritical, parasite would learn how to sell the superkick! http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a..._H_710968a.jpg HHH (out of breath): I was just telling Stephanie to "suck it" and she took it a bit too far. |
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"WHAZZUP?!" http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a..._H_710968a.jpg HHH: How many times have I told you not to rip my shirt off in front of the crowds? Batista: Don't make me go Wolverine on your ass, Trips! http://ideasaboutlife.today.com/file...-idea-girl.jpg Batista: Look, ma, one hand! Cody: Aw, man, Dave, you could have put some deodorant on before our match! http://www.camelclutchblog.com/wp-co...06/batista.jpg Batista (thinking to self): Man, I don't know where this championship belt came from, but R.V.D. sure does give me only top-notch quality ganja, man!:D http://ideasaboutlife.today.com/file...-idea-girl.jpg Batista: ZZZZZZZZ...! Cody: Dammit, Dave the top rope isn't a hammock, ya know! Let me down already, like you do to your fans week after week! http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...ta_634594a.jpg Batista: OK, Chris...where to? Jericho: Uh, the mat, back on my feet would be nice! http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/h...atsBatista.jpg Batista (thinking): Must no-sell! HBK: (*karate yell*) http://sifyimg.edgesuite.net/wwe.sif..._Photo_011.jpg Batista: Cody, man did you just break wind? Cody: Oh...uh...yeah, sorry man, my bad. http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y122/TallShow/a128.jpg Batista: Show, what the hell are you doing? Big Show: Put down the scary guy and nobody gets hurt... Kane: I don't care, as long as I get away from Dave's groin soon...that's what's really scary! http://www.graphicsdb.com/data/media/436/batista.jpg Batista (thinking): Is that Ric coming to pick me up in his personal jet? http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...VP_471882a.jpg Batista: Alright! Another tackle in the backfield for a loss! M.V.P.: Dude, we're fighting, not playing the Madden Online League... http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...90_776152a.jpg Batista: ALRIGHT, WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY STEROIDS?! http://sifyimg.edgesuite.net/wwe.sif..._Photo_001.jpg Batista: How does it feel when I do this? J.B.L.: AH, DAMMIT! This is like 5 boot sizes too small! http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...00_543467a.jpg Adamle: I'm here to formally announce that the "Konami Code" has officially been banned from use in WWE ever again. Batista & Cena: Ah, man, how are we ever going to win world championships with no skills now?! |
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Seconds before Sean O'Haire's cage plummeted, squashing Batista. |
Literally every one of those pictures could be captioned with a Rhyno reference.
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WHERE'S MY GAME GENIE?! :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: |
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Adamle: You're next challenge: who will be the first to beat Super C? Batista: Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start...umm...why doesn't the Konami code work? Cena: (thinking to himself) Now to look confused and input the real code |
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Batista thinking to himself: Aaah, that's a relief... I just gotta keep that belt low when I stand up so noones knows I wet myself. |
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