View Full Version : Will a Stable of Horses work?
Loose Cannon
09-28-2009, 03:01 PM
like if the WWE advvertised a new stable and it was horses, would they get over?
Loose Cannon
09-28-2009, 03:02 PM
this thread is for Juan
thedamndest
09-28-2009, 03:08 PM
I would start the dapple gray off in a program with John Morrison.
John Cena vs. Mister Ed
Smell the buyrates
ClockShot
09-28-2009, 04:07 PM
Well we did have a group of guys called the Four Horsemen.
But I don't know it that was a reference to the Apocalypse or maybe they had a thing for thoroughbreds.
I dunno. :shifty:
Gerard
09-28-2009, 04:10 PM
John Cena vs. Mister Ed
Smell the buyrates
We pretty much already had that with cena vs miz.
Lock Jaw
09-28-2009, 04:16 PM
A Stable of Centaurs would be even more Awesome.
Now that's just being silly
screech
09-28-2009, 04:45 PM
Yes
parkmania
09-28-2009, 04:59 PM
Wiiiiild Horses... couldn't drag me away
Swiss Ultimate
09-28-2009, 06:44 PM
A Stable of Centaurs would be even more Awesome.
Boss: Now.. would you mind if I asked you a few questions about being a Centaur?
Centaur: Please. Go ahead. Believe me, I've heard them all?
Boss: Can I ride you?
Centaur: [ chuckles ] Only if I can ride you!
Boss: [ chuckles back ] Fair enough. Moving on.. could you enter yourself in the Kentucky Derby?
Centaur: Hmm.. I don't know..
Boss: If you did.. would you have to have a little horse riding on you, like instead of a jockey?
Centaur: I.. I see what you're saying.. but, again, I don't know.
Boss: Because, it seems like you already have a jockey with the person part of you.
Centaur: Right.. uh, are we going to discuss my medical qualifications..?
Boss: The rest of the interview will be Centaur questions. Do you have sex with horses, or with human women?
Centaur: Uh.. neither. I'm really only attracted to other Centaurs.
Boss: Okay. What if were a horse with a mask of a woman on it?
Centaur: No. I mean, would you have sex with a monkey if it had a mask on?
Boss: This interview is not about me. What if you saw a horse, but it was standing so that its head was in a barn, or something. Would you, maybe, be attracted to that horse's rear end?
Centaur: Uh.. I don't.. where is the head, exactly?
Boss: It's in the barn.. or behind a door, or a vase, or something.. so you can't see it.
Centaur: Uh.. I might be attracted to it - briefly.
Boss: Okay. So, let's say, hypothetically, that you could have sex with the back end.. and it's guranteed to be the greatest sex you ever had.. but you'd never know if it was as horse or as Centaur?
Centaur: Hmm.. you know, that's pretty intriguing.. uh.. if I'd really never know, I guess I would.
Boss: It was a horse.
I just realized the title said "horses" and not "hosses"
Londoner
09-28-2009, 08:20 PM
goddamnit!!!!!!! damn you LC! you sold your soooulll! why god why! for the love of gawd!
DAMN iNATOR
09-29-2009, 01:11 AM
If they were these guys...
http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q264/redbudlane/BudTruck.jpg?t=1254201047
Then, yes. They would be instant main-eventers.
Mr. Nerfect
09-29-2009, 02:44 AM
It'd sort of be like The Colony, except with horses instead of ants. I definitely think having a centaur leading the group is the way to go.
Skippord
09-29-2009, 02:48 AM
could they come out to "Goodbye Horses" by Prince?
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Fuck horses...
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Skippord
09-29-2009, 04:29 AM
not sure why I thought prince
Skippord
09-29-2009, 04:30 AM
cause I'm white probably
Mr. Nerfect
09-29-2009, 08:43 AM
Buffalo Bill, The Centaur and a Unicorn pretty much sets the foundations for an epic group right there. Mister Ed can Guest Host RAW and give them favourable advantages.
Loose Cannon
09-29-2009, 02:51 PM
what about Cowboy Jimmy Yang Wang being the guy behind bringing the stable together
Loose Cannon
09-29-2009, 02:52 PM
btw, Andre was a great "suit wearing" heel. see my sig
Vastardikai
09-29-2009, 04:04 PM
One of them best have a catchprase that goes like this:
"If you don't slow down, I'll bite into your head like an apple"
Mr. Nerfect
09-30-2009, 03:07 AM
Carlito vs. The Centaur over who gets the WWE's apple supply.
My Little Pony would draw some major heat from adults and pop from children.
Skippord
10-02-2009, 08:31 AM
much like John Cena
John Cena is My Little Pony
Theo Dious
10-02-2009, 09:21 AM
If they were these guys...
http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q264/redbudlane/BudTruck.jpg?t=1254201047
Then, yes. They would be instant main-eventers.
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