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I'm all there is
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Will a Stable of Horses work?
like if the WWE advvertised a new stable and it was horses, would they get over?
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#2 |
I'm all there is
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this thread is for Juan
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A Property of Matter
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I would start the dapple gray off in a program with John Morrison.
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Over Like Rover
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John Cena vs. Mister Ed
Smell the buyrates |
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TPWW Fire Pro Champ
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Well we did have a group of guys called the Four Horsemen.
But I don't know it that was a reference to the Apocalypse or maybe they had a thing for thoroughbreds. I dunno. ![]() |
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Tongue my Fartbox
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#7 |
Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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A Stable of Centaurs would be even more Awesome.
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#8 |
Over Like Rover
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Now that's just being silly
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#9 |
Doin' It Right
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god dammit Loose Cannon
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#10 |
Shelly Martinez = Ratings
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Yes
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#BUCTOBER
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Wiiiiild Horses... couldn't drag me away
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Amazon Affiliate
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Boss: Now.. would you mind if I asked you a few questions about being a Centaur?
Centaur: Please. Go ahead. Believe me, I've heard them all? Boss: Can I ride you? Centaur: [ chuckles ] Only if I can ride you! Boss: [ chuckles back ] Fair enough. Moving on.. could you enter yourself in the Kentucky Derby? Centaur: Hmm.. I don't know.. Boss: If you did.. would you have to have a little horse riding on you, like instead of a jockey? Centaur: I.. I see what you're saying.. but, again, I don't know. Boss: Because, it seems like you already have a jockey with the person part of you. Centaur: Right.. uh, are we going to discuss my medical qualifications..? Boss: The rest of the interview will be Centaur questions. Do you have sex with horses, or with human women? Centaur: Uh.. neither. I'm really only attracted to other Centaurs. Boss: Okay. What if were a horse with a mask of a woman on it? Centaur: No. I mean, would you have sex with a monkey if it had a mask on? Boss: This interview is not about me. What if you saw a horse, but it was standing so that its head was in a barn, or something. Would you, maybe, be attracted to that horse's rear end? Centaur: Uh.. I don't.. where is the head, exactly? Boss: It's in the barn.. or behind a door, or a vase, or something.. so you can't see it. Centaur: Uh.. I might be attracted to it - briefly. Boss: Okay. So, let's say, hypothetically, that you could have sex with the back end.. and it's guranteed to be the greatest sex you ever had.. but you'd never know if it was as horse or as Centaur? Centaur: Hmm.. you know, that's pretty intriguing.. uh.. if I'd really never know, I guess I would. Boss: It was a horse. |
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#13 |
Doin' It Right
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I just realized the title said "horses" and not "hosses"
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One Of A Kind
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goddamnit!!!!!!! damn you LC! you sold your soooulll! why god why! for the love of gawd!
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RIP SABU
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If they were these guys...
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It'd sort of be like The Colony, except with horses instead of ants. I definitely think having a centaur leading the group is the way to go.
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#17 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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could they come out to "Goodbye Horses" by Prince?
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Doin' It Right
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#19 |
He's Here
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Fuck horses...
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#20 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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not sure why I thought prince
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#21 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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cause I'm white probably
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Buffalo Bill, The Centaur and a Unicorn pretty much sets the foundations for an epic group right there. Mister Ed can Guest Host RAW and give them favourable advantages.
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#23 |
I'm all there is
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what about Cowboy Jimmy Yang Wang being the guy behind bringing the stable together
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#24 |
I'm all there is
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btw, Andre was a great "suit wearing" heel. see my sig
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Taller than Adam Cole
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One of them best have a catchprase that goes like this:
"If you don't slow down, I'll bite into your head like an apple" |
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Carlito vs. The Centaur over who gets the WWE's apple supply.
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LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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My Little Pony would draw some major heat from adults and pop from children.
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#28 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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much like John Cena
John Cena is My Little Pony |
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#29 |
EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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