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Loose Cannon 09-28-2009 03:01 PM

Will a Stable of Horses work?
 
like if the WWE advvertised a new stable and it was horses, would they get over?

Loose Cannon 09-28-2009 03:02 PM

this thread is for Juan

thedamndest 09-28-2009 03:08 PM

I would start the dapple gray off in a program with John Morrison.

CSL 09-28-2009 03:34 PM

John Cena vs. Mister Ed

Smell the buyrates

ClockShot 09-28-2009 04:07 PM

Well we did have a group of guys called the Four Horsemen.

But I don't know it that was a reference to the Apocalypse or maybe they had a thing for thoroughbreds.

I dunno. :shifty:

Gerard 09-28-2009 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CSLi Manning (Post 2742718)
John Cena vs. Mister Ed

Smell the buyrates

We pretty much already had that with cena vs miz.

Lock Jaw 09-28-2009 04:16 PM

A Stable of Centaurs would be even more Awesome.

CSL 09-28-2009 04:18 PM

Now that's just being silly

Juan 09-28-2009 04:35 PM

god dammit Loose Cannon

screech 09-28-2009 04:45 PM

Yes

parkmania 09-28-2009 04:59 PM

Wiiiiild Horses... couldn't drag me away

Swiss Ultimate 09-28-2009 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 2742808)
A Stable of Centaurs would be even more Awesome.

Boss: Now.. would you mind if I asked you a few questions about being a Centaur?

Centaur: Please. Go ahead. Believe me, I've heard them all?

Boss: Can I ride you?

Centaur: [ chuckles ] Only if I can ride you!

Boss: [ chuckles back ] Fair enough. Moving on.. could you enter yourself in the Kentucky Derby?

Centaur: Hmm.. I don't know..

Boss: If you did.. would you have to have a little horse riding on you, like instead of a jockey?

Centaur: I.. I see what you're saying.. but, again, I don't know.

Boss: Because, it seems like you already have a jockey with the person part of you.

Centaur: Right.. uh, are we going to discuss my medical qualifications..?

Boss: The rest of the interview will be Centaur questions. Do you have sex with horses, or with human women?

Centaur: Uh.. neither. I'm really only attracted to other Centaurs.

Boss: Okay. What if were a horse with a mask of a woman on it?

Centaur: No. I mean, would you have sex with a monkey if it had a mask on?

Boss: This interview is not about me. What if you saw a horse, but it was standing so that its head was in a barn, or something. Would you, maybe, be attracted to that horse's rear end?

Centaur: Uh.. I don't.. where is the head, exactly?

Boss: It's in the barn.. or behind a door, or a vase, or something.. so you can't see it.

Centaur: Uh.. I might be attracted to it - briefly.

Boss: Okay. So, let's say, hypothetically, that you could have sex with the back end.. and it's guranteed to be the greatest sex you ever had.. but you'd never know if it was as horse or as Centaur?

Centaur: Hmm.. you know, that's pretty intriguing.. uh.. if I'd really never know, I guess I would.

Boss: It was a horse.

Juan 09-28-2009 08:01 PM

I just realized the title said "horses" and not "hosses"

Londoner 09-28-2009 08:20 PM

goddamnit!!!!!!! damn you LC! you sold your soooulll! why god why! for the love of gawd!

DAMN iNATOR 09-29-2009 01:11 AM

If they were these guys...
http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q...g?t=1254201047
Then, yes. They would be instant main-eventers.

Mr. Nerfect 09-29-2009 02:44 AM

It'd sort of be like The Colony, except with horses instead of ants. I definitely think having a centaur leading the group is the way to go.

Skippord 09-29-2009 02:48 AM

could they come out to "Goodbye Horses" by Prince?

Juan 09-29-2009 02:56 AM

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Xero 09-29-2009 04:01 AM

Fuck horses...

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Skippord 09-29-2009 04:29 AM

not sure why I thought prince

Skippord 09-29-2009 04:30 AM

cause I'm white probably

Mr. Nerfect 09-29-2009 08:43 AM

Buffalo Bill, The Centaur and a Unicorn pretty much sets the foundations for an epic group right there. Mister Ed can Guest Host RAW and give them favourable advantages.

Loose Cannon 09-29-2009 02:51 PM

what about Cowboy Jimmy Yang Wang being the guy behind bringing the stable together

Loose Cannon 09-29-2009 02:52 PM

btw, Andre was a great "suit wearing" heel. see my sig

Vastardikai 09-29-2009 04:04 PM

One of them best have a catchprase that goes like this:

"If you don't slow down, I'll bite into your head like an apple"

Mr. Nerfect 09-30-2009 03:07 AM

Carlito vs. The Centaur over who gets the WWE's apple supply.

Sixx 10-01-2009 01:51 PM

My Little Pony would draw some major heat from adults and pop from children.

Skippord 10-02-2009 08:31 AM

much like John Cena

John Cena is My Little Pony

Theo Dious 10-02-2009 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DAMN iNATOR (Post 2743945)
If they were these guys...
http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q...g?t=1254201047
Then, yes. They would be instant main-eventers.

Managed by that little Dalmation. :y:


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