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Will a Stable of Horses work?
like if the WWE advvertised a new stable and it was horses, would they get over?
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this thread is for Juan
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I would start the dapple gray off in a program with John Morrison.
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John Cena vs. Mister Ed
Smell the buyrates |
Well we did have a group of guys called the Four Horsemen.
But I don't know it that was a reference to the Apocalypse or maybe they had a thing for thoroughbreds. I dunno. :shifty: |
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A Stable of Centaurs would be even more Awesome.
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Now that's just being silly
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god dammit Loose Cannon
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Yes
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Wiiiiild Horses... couldn't drag me away
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Centaur: Please. Go ahead. Believe me, I've heard them all? Boss: Can I ride you? Centaur: [ chuckles ] Only if I can ride you! Boss: [ chuckles back ] Fair enough. Moving on.. could you enter yourself in the Kentucky Derby? Centaur: Hmm.. I don't know.. Boss: If you did.. would you have to have a little horse riding on you, like instead of a jockey? Centaur: I.. I see what you're saying.. but, again, I don't know. Boss: Because, it seems like you already have a jockey with the person part of you. Centaur: Right.. uh, are we going to discuss my medical qualifications..? Boss: The rest of the interview will be Centaur questions. Do you have sex with horses, or with human women? Centaur: Uh.. neither. I'm really only attracted to other Centaurs. Boss: Okay. What if were a horse with a mask of a woman on it? Centaur: No. I mean, would you have sex with a monkey if it had a mask on? Boss: This interview is not about me. What if you saw a horse, but it was standing so that its head was in a barn, or something. Would you, maybe, be attracted to that horse's rear end? Centaur: Uh.. I don't.. where is the head, exactly? Boss: It's in the barn.. or behind a door, or a vase, or something.. so you can't see it. Centaur: Uh.. I might be attracted to it - briefly. Boss: Okay. So, let's say, hypothetically, that you could have sex with the back end.. and it's guranteed to be the greatest sex you ever had.. but you'd never know if it was as horse or as Centaur? Centaur: Hmm.. you know, that's pretty intriguing.. uh.. if I'd really never know, I guess I would. Boss: It was a horse. |
I just realized the title said "horses" and not "hosses"
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goddamnit!!!!!!! damn you LC! you sold your soooulll! why god why! for the love of gawd!
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If they were these guys...
http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q...g?t=1254201047 Then, yes. They would be instant main-eventers. |
It'd sort of be like The Colony, except with horses instead of ants. I definitely think having a centaur leading the group is the way to go.
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could they come out to "Goodbye Horses" by Prince?
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Fuck horses...
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not sure why I thought prince
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cause I'm white probably
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Buffalo Bill, The Centaur and a Unicorn pretty much sets the foundations for an epic group right there. Mister Ed can Guest Host RAW and give them favourable advantages.
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what about Cowboy Jimmy Yang Wang being the guy behind bringing the stable together
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btw, Andre was a great "suit wearing" heel. see my sig
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One of them best have a catchprase that goes like this:
"If you don't slow down, I'll bite into your head like an apple" |
Carlito vs. The Centaur over who gets the WWE's apple supply.
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My Little Pony would draw some major heat from adults and pop from children.
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much like John Cena
John Cena is My Little Pony |
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