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GD
10-03-2009, 08:44 AM
From: www.nodq.com

http://nodq.com/features/244356368.shtml

Q: Why can't Jamie Noble play on the swings?

A: Because he needs a push.


Q: Why did Vince go to Heaven?

A: Because he had no chance in hell.

Q: Why did Chris Jericho cross the road?

A: To get to the other side....so he can punch an annoying fan

Q: What did Tazz say when Brock Lesnar's jet was landing?

A: Here comes the PLAAANNEEE!

Q: Vince Russo, Triple H and Stephanie McMahon are trapped on a sinking ship. Who will be saved?

A: The Pro Wrestling Industry!


Q: Rob Van Dam and Sabu get in a car. Who's driving?

A: The police.


Q: Why couldn't Kane light the fireplace?

A: Because he loses all his matches.


Q: Why did Kelly Kelly have sex with Chavo after class?

A: The teacher told her to do an essay for homework.




Let's see how funny tp'dub is! :yes:
Triple A
10-03-2009, 09:47 AM
Why the fuck do you have that avatar you piece of shit.

I was like "what, weird that Heyman finds this funny"
Ol Dirty Dastard
10-03-2009, 09:56 AM
All of those jokes are terrible
GD
10-03-2009, 10:21 AM
Shit!
GD
10-03-2009, 10:25 AM
This place is fucking racist man! I am outta here.
FourFifty
10-03-2009, 10:29 AM
It's not racist. You're just terrible.
GD
10-03-2009, 10:41 AM
Really? I am pretty sure someone else would have easily gone away with it. Sorry for not having the same taste. Go fuck your cousin Triple asshole.
RoXer
10-03-2009, 10:47 AM
WORD

Let's all fuck our cousins. I'm down for that.

Hell yeah Guru Dave, good save!
CSL
10-03-2009, 10:50 AM
Gotta say, if WWKD or Dave Youell posted these, I'd be rofling and loling all over the gaffe
Ol Dirty Dastard
10-03-2009, 10:59 AM
Yeah if Juan posted this I would have had an aneurysm of hilarity.
Ol Dirty Dastard
10-03-2009, 10:59 AM
Because I only am down with Mexicans.
Afterlife
10-03-2009, 11:25 AM
Q. What do you get when you cross Guru Save with a banana?

A. A banana that isn't funny.
YOUR Hero
10-03-2009, 11:36 AM
what's the big dealio?
RP
10-03-2009, 11:57 AM
I want kill this motherfucker just to get on CNN right now
Ol Dirty Dastard
10-03-2009, 12:11 PM
I don't think there's a big deal, I think Guru Dave has thin skin.
OssMan
10-03-2009, 01:39 PM
Shit!
RoXer
10-03-2009, 04:01 PM
You guys, Guru Dave is probably the most knoledgeable poster here. You don't even know. And his jokes? I couldn't stop laughing at them. Funniest thing I've read in quite some time. If telling more jokes is what gets us closer to fucking our cousins then knock knock motherfuckers.
Lock Jaw
10-03-2009, 04:25 PM
Knock Knock.

Who's There?

Armageddon.

Armageddon who?

Tonight, Armageddon the cruiserweight title!!
loopydate
10-03-2009, 06:37 PM
Really? 18 posts and nobody mentioned Braden Walker's debut promo?
Sixx
10-03-2009, 08:39 PM
KNOCK YOUR BRAINS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sixx
10-03-2009, 08:39 PM
Here you go.
Anybody Thrilla
10-03-2009, 08:44 PM
Q: Why wouldn't a feud between HBK and Captain Charisma work?

A: Shawn Michaels would NEVER fight a Christian
Lock Jaw
10-03-2009, 08:58 PM
Q: Why did John Cena walk out of a screening of The Marine?

A: He had Cena Nuff.



:shifty:
Lock Jaw
10-03-2009, 09:00 PM
Q: Why did the Big Show cross the road?

A: He was being dragged on top of his father's coffin by The Big Boss Man.
Xero
10-03-2009, 09:02 PM
Q: Why does Cena suck?

A: To keep his push.
Sixx
10-03-2009, 09:24 PM
Q : Why does Cena have such limited moveset and still has so many fans?

A : They only teach counting to 5 in the 1st grade.
Anybody Thrilla
10-03-2009, 09:46 PM
Q: Why did the Big Show cross the road?

A: He was being dragged on top of his father's coffin by The Big Boss Man.

This is actually pretty hilarious for some reason.
Sixx
10-03-2009, 09:50 PM
Why don't they make a new angle with Big Show dragging BossMan's coffin.
Fabien Barthez
10-03-2009, 10:05 PM
:rofl:
Loose Cannon
10-03-2009, 11:56 PM
Q. What do you get when you cross Guru Save with a banana?

A. A banana that isn't funny.

LOL
GD
10-04-2009, 03:58 AM
Now I feel like a complete loser.
Afterlife
10-04-2009, 04:17 AM
Don't.
DaVe
10-04-2009, 04:50 AM
Yeah, those jokes are pretty terribad.

Good thread, though.
ministrychick77
10-04-2009, 05:34 PM
i actually liked those jokes.. lol
Drakul
10-05-2009, 01:53 AM
WORD

Let's all fuck our cousins. I'm down for that.

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Supreme Olajuwon
10-05-2009, 01:59 AM
Shelbyville Manhattan
Fox
10-05-2009, 02:09 AM
Q: What happened to the Attitude Era?

A: John Cena adjusted it.
Xero
10-05-2009, 02:16 AM
lol
KYR
10-05-2009, 02:24 AM
Q. How many McMahons does it take to screw in a light bulb.

A. None. The light bulb screwed the light bulb.
KYR
10-05-2009, 02:26 AM
Q. What did Reverend Devon tell The Deacon when they were working at McDonalds?

A. TEST THE FRIES!!
KYR
10-05-2009, 02:26 AM
Q. What is the greatest height Khali has achieved?

A. 7-11 :shifty:
redoneja
10-06-2009, 06:51 PM
Guy goes over to his girlfriend's house and immediately notices that she's really giddy. He asks her what's up and she says that she met John Cena earlier. She tells him that he gave her a "You can't see me!" and then picked her up for an Attitude Adjustment. Later that night that start having sex and he stops and asks her "Why is your vag so loose?". She says, "Oh I musta forgot to tell you, Cena gave me a 5 Knuckle Shuffle too."