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Wrestling Jokes from the other website
From: www.nodq.com
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Triple A
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Why the fuck do you have that avatar you piece of shit.
I was like "what, weird that Heyman finds this funny" |
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boop/bop/beep
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All of those jokes are terrible
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Shit!
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This place is fucking racist man! I am outta here.
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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It's not racist. You're just terrible.
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Really? I am pretty sure someone else would have easily gone away with it. Sorry for not having the same taste. Go fuck your cousin Triple asshole.
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History's Greatest, Mr. E
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Let's all fuck our cousins. I'm down for that. Hell yeah Guru Dave, good save! |
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Over Like Rover
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Gotta say, if WWKD or Dave Youell posted these, I'd be rofling and loling all over the gaffe
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boop/bop/beep
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Yeah if Juan posted this I would have had an aneurysm of hilarity.
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boop/bop/beep
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Because I only am down with Mexicans.
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So fucking sexy.
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Q. What do you get when you cross Guru Save with a banana?
A. A banana that isn't funny. |
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Adminstigator
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what's the big dealio?
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King of Love and Piss
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I want kill this motherfucker just to get on CNN right now
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boop/bop/beep
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I don't think there's a big deal, I think Guru Dave has thin skin.
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The Classic Dylan Staples
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History's Greatest, Mr. E
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You guys, Guru Dave is probably the most knoledgeable poster here. You don't even know. And his jokes? I couldn't stop laughing at them. Funniest thing I've read in quite some time. If telling more jokes is what gets us closer to fucking our cousins then knock knock motherfuckers.
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Knock Knock.
Who's There? Armageddon. Armageddon who? Tonight, Armageddon the cruiserweight title!! |
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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Really? 18 posts and nobody mentioned Braden Walker's debut promo?
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LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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KNOCK YOUR BRAINS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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Here you go.
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Cranky Kong
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Q: Why wouldn't a feud between HBK and Captain Charisma work?
A: Shawn Michaels would NEVER fight a Christian |
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Q: Why did John Cena walk out of a screening of The Marine?
A: He had Cena Nuff.
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Q: Why did the Big Show cross the road?
A: He was being dragged on top of his father's coffin by The Big Boss Man. |
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He's Here
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Q: Why does Cena suck?
A: To keep his push. |
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LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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Q : Why does Cena have such limited moveset and still has so many fans?
A : They only teach counting to 5 in the 1st grade. |
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Cranky Kong
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LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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Why don't they make a new angle with Big Show dragging BossMan's coffin.
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Spliff & A Brew
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I'm all there is
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Now I feel like a complete loser.
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So fucking sexy.
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Don't.
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yeah nah good mate
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Yeah, those jokes are pretty terribad.
Good thread, though. |
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toothless aggression
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i actually liked those jokes.. lol
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"Steven, your fossa!"
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You know that’s right
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Shelbyville Manhattan
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"Ask him!"
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Q: What happened to the Attitude Era?
A: John Cena adjusted it. |
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He's Here
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lol
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Bringin' Back The Sexy
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Q. How many McMahons does it take to screw in a light bulb.
A. None. The light bulb screwed the light bulb. |
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Bringin' Back The Sexy
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Q. What did Reverend Devon tell The Deacon when they were working at McDonalds?
A. TEST THE FRIES!! |
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