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GD 10-03-2009 08:44 AM
Wrestling Jokes from the other website
 
From: www.nodq.com

Quote:
http://nodq.com/features/244356368.shtml

Q: Why can't Jamie Noble play on the swings?

A: Because he needs a push.


Q: Why did Vince go to Heaven?

A: Because he had no chance in hell.

Q: Why did Chris Jericho cross the road?

A: To get to the other side....so he can punch an annoying fan

Q: What did Tazz say when Brock Lesnar's jet was landing?

A: Here comes the PLAAANNEEE!

Q: Vince Russo, Triple H and Stephanie McMahon are trapped on a sinking ship. Who will be saved?

A: The Pro Wrestling Industry!


Q: Rob Van Dam and Sabu get in a car. Who's driving?

A: The police.


Q: Why couldn't Kane light the fireplace?

A: Because he loses all his matches.


Q: Why did Kelly Kelly have sex with Chavo after class?

A: The teacher told her to do an essay for homework.

Let's see how funny tp'dub is! :yes:

Triple A 10-03-2009 09:47 AM
Why the fuck do you have that avatar you piece of shit.

I was like "what, weird that Heyman finds this funny"

Ol Dirty Dastard 10-03-2009 09:56 AM
All of those jokes are terrible

GD 10-03-2009 10:21 AM
Shit!

GD 10-03-2009 10:25 AM
This place is fucking racist man! I am outta here.

FourFifty 10-03-2009 10:29 AM
It's not racist. You're just terrible.

GD 10-03-2009 10:41 AM
Really? I am pretty sure someone else would have easily gone away with it. Sorry for not having the same taste. Go fuck your cousin Triple asshole.

RoXer 10-03-2009 10:47 AM
WORD

Let's all fuck our cousins. I'm down for that.

Hell yeah Guru Dave, good save!

CSL 10-03-2009 10:50 AM
Gotta say, if WWKD or Dave Youell posted these, I'd be rofling and loling all over the gaffe

Ol Dirty Dastard 10-03-2009 10:59 AM
Yeah if Juan posted this I would have had an aneurysm of hilarity.

Ol Dirty Dastard 10-03-2009 10:59 AM
Because I only am down with Mexicans.

Afterlife 10-03-2009 11:25 AM
Q. What do you get when you cross Guru Save with a banana?

A. A banana that isn't funny.

YOUR Hero 10-03-2009 11:36 AM
what's the big dealio?

RP 10-03-2009 11:57 AM
I want kill this motherfucker just to get on CNN right now

Ol Dirty Dastard 10-03-2009 12:11 PM
I don't think there's a big deal, I think Guru Dave has thin skin.

OssMan 10-03-2009 01:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Guru Dave (Post 2751078)
Shit!

RoXer 10-03-2009 04:01 PM
You guys, Guru Dave is probably the most knoledgeable poster here. You don't even know. And his jokes? I couldn't stop laughing at them. Funniest thing I've read in quite some time. If telling more jokes is what gets us closer to fucking our cousins then knock knock motherfuckers.

Lock Jaw 10-03-2009 04:25 PM
Knock Knock.

Who's There?

Armageddon.

Armageddon who?

Tonight, Armageddon the cruiserweight title!!

loopydate 10-03-2009 06:37 PM
Really? 18 posts and nobody mentioned Braden Walker's debut promo?

Sixx 10-03-2009 08:39 PM
KNOCK YOUR BRAINS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sixx 10-03-2009 08:39 PM
Here you go.

Anybody Thrilla 10-03-2009 08:44 PM
Q: Why wouldn't a feud between HBK and Captain Charisma work?

A: Shawn Michaels would NEVER fight a Christian

Lock Jaw 10-03-2009 08:58 PM
Q: Why did John Cena walk out of a screening of The Marine?

A: He had Cena Nuff.



:shifty:

Lock Jaw 10-03-2009 09:00 PM
Q: Why did the Big Show cross the road?

A: He was being dragged on top of his father's coffin by The Big Boss Man.

Xero 10-03-2009 09:02 PM
Q: Why does Cena suck?

A: To keep his push.

Sixx 10-03-2009 09:24 PM
Q : Why does Cena have such limited moveset and still has so many fans?

A : They only teach counting to 5 in the 1st grade.

Anybody Thrilla 10-03-2009 09:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 2751748)
Q: Why did the Big Show cross the road?

A: He was being dragged on top of his father's coffin by The Big Boss Man.
This is actually pretty hilarious for some reason.

Sixx 10-03-2009 09:50 PM
Why don't they make a new angle with Big Show dragging BossMan's coffin.

Fabien Barthez 10-03-2009 10:05 PM
:rofl:

Loose Cannon 10-03-2009 11:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Afterlife (Post 2751120)
Q. What do you get when you cross Guru Save with a banana?

A. A banana that isn't funny.
LOL

GD 10-04-2009 03:58 AM
Now I feel like a complete loser.

Afterlife 10-04-2009 04:17 AM
Don't.

DaVe 10-04-2009 04:50 AM
Yeah, those jokes are pretty terribad.

Good thread, though.

ministrychick77 10-04-2009 05:34 PM
i actually liked those jokes.. lol

Drakul 10-05-2009 01:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RoXer (Post 2751097)
WORD

Let's all fuck our cousins. I'm down for that.
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/si...eManhatten.jpg

Supreme Olajuwon 10-05-2009 01:59 AM
Shelbyville Manhattan

Fox 10-05-2009 02:09 AM
Q: What happened to the Attitude Era?

A: John Cena adjusted it.

Xero 10-05-2009 02:16 AM
lol

KYR 10-05-2009 02:24 AM
Q. How many McMahons does it take to screw in a light bulb.

A. None. The light bulb screwed the light bulb.

KYR 10-05-2009 02:26 AM
Q. What did Reverend Devon tell The Deacon when they were working at McDonalds?

A. TEST THE FRIES!!


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