OFFICIAL Hell in a Cell Discussion Thread

[Droford]

Jericho needs to rip Rey's mask off out of nowhere

[NeanderCarl]

They're rubbing in the "friendship" too match... that is surely a signpost, my friends... whoever called a Batista heel turn, I think you may be correct, sir.

[Ermaximus]

Apparently Rey's cool enough to braid his beard :shifty:

:lol:

[Theo Dious]

Kinda 1 sided atm.

So was the game against the Bengals at this point last week...

[Londoner]

They're rubbing in the "friendship" too match... that is surely a signpost, my friends... whoever called a Batista heel turn, I think you may be correct, sir.

Think you'll find it was me, then noid said that would be a great idea or something.

[Mantas]

They're rubbing in the "friendship" too match... that is surely a signpost, my friends... whoever called a Batista heel turn, I think you may be correct, sir.

Well they need a new heel to feud with Taker now anyway and I mean Batista has gone as far as he can as a face.

[Ermaximus]

True.
Then Cena, Orton, and Punk will follow suit. Then maybe Edge.

[Theo Dious]

Then Cena, Orton, and Punk will follow suit. Then maybe Edge.

Speaking of, when is Edge coming back?

[Droford]

Tista's gonna be pissed Rey wouldnt tag him in to face Big Show

[Londoner]

heel turn definitely happening, must be!

[Ermaximus]

So was the game against the Bengals at this point last week...:mad:

That game pissed me off so much.

[TheZman]

I remember the old Smackdown vs Raw game where JR was always like "Big Show's fists are the size of two honey baked hams." Listening to JR right now reminds me of that.

[Londoner]

Batista is gay for rey

[Ermaximus]

Speaking of, when is Edge coming back?

My guess would be Rumble?

[CSL]

lol Big Show

[Londoner]

love the turtles sponsor above the screen :D

[Droford]

wow @ Show bringing Rey in from the floor with one hand

[Ermaximus]

Will Shaq vs. Show happen at WM? I mean Show is 0-2 at WM against celebs and all.

[Mantas]

Yeah HeelTista is pretty much a given now.

[Theo Dious]

:mad:

That game pissed me off so much.

You and me both, Sir.

[Ermaximus]

Tista walks away?

[James Diesel]

wtf is up with batista doing new moves? (namely TNA moves)

ie: Ankle lock, and now the black hole slam......

[Theo Dious]

Yeah HeelTista is pretty much a given now.

I hope they at least drag it out a lil if they want to do that.

[Ermaximus]

You and me both, Sir.

Miz vs Roethlisberger tomorrow night? "Steelers vs. Browns type of match?"

[Mantas]

wtf is up with batista doing new moves? (namely TNA moves)

ie: Ankle lock, and now the black hole slam......

That was supposed to be a black hole slam??? :rofl:

[Ermaximus]

What if Rey goes heel instead? O.o

[Theo Dious]

Miz vs Roethlisberger tomorrow night? "Steelers vs. Browns type of match?"

Legacy vs the Steelers offensive line?

[Londoner]

stream just fucking died

[TheZman]

Stream froze

[Ermaximus]

Legacy vs the Steelers offensive line?
:y:

[Ermaximus]

I love when Big SHow does that.

[Sixx]

Yeah...

[Sixx]

STREAM COME BACK PLEASE

[Mantas]

http://www.justin.tv/raymond1908

Working for me.

[Dark-Slicer Diago]

http://www.justin.tv/raymond1908

[James Diesel]

http://www.justin.tv/raymond1908/popout


this one's still working

[Afterlife]

HOly shit with that ending.

[Londoner]

got another, have a guess what one.

[Ermaximus]

So I'm thinking Kozlov/Zeke challenge next?

[Swiss Ultimate]

my stream is gone as well. oh well.

[James Diesel]

lol at least we're all on the same page

get it?

:p

[Afterlife]

Shia Lebouf?

He certainly doesn't seem to help. :lol:

[Droford]

OMG

HE killed REY

[redoneja]

raymond1908 stream is dead.

[Mantas]

Well that stream died as well now. :lol:

There's a fucking spy here isn't there..... :shifty:

[TheZman]

So I'm thinking Kozlov/Zeke challenge next?

:rofl:

[Ermaximus]

He certainly doesn't seem to help. :lol:

He does ruin a lot of movies. :/

[Afterlife]

http://www.justin.tv/raymond1908/popout


this one's still working

Not now.

[Droford]

DX is the ME?

what?

[CSL]

Another nice match

[redoneja]

Hmm. WWE Title next. Legacy/DX to close the show?

[What Would Kevin Do?]

DX closing???

[NeanderCarl]

What... DX/Legacy is going on LAST?

There's something up there...

[Afterlife]

He does ruin a lot of movies. :/

I'm pretty sure he just chooses bad movies to begin with.

[NeanderCarl]

Maybe R-Truth will close the show...

[Ermaximus]

WTF? Wait. So Kofi Kingston/Miz/Swagger, and McIntyre/R-Truth both got placed higher on the card than both the title matches?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Is Triple H turning on HBK tonight?

[Ermaximus]

Maybe R-Truth will close the show...
:rofl: Even better. He actually wins.

[The Gold Standard]

What... DX/Legacy is going on LAST?

There's something up there...

I'm not sure. I mean DX Legacy has huge build and this would really put over Legacy win or loss.

[Sixx]

intsport.tk (http://intsport.tk) is back

[taker707]

cena and orton now wow

[TheZman]

WTF? Wait. So Kofi Kingston/Miz/Swagger, and McIntyre/R-Truth both got placed higher on the card than both the title matches?


Seems that way :wtf:

[Swiss Ultimate]

WTF? Wait. So Kofi Kingston/Miz/Swagger, and McIntyre/R-Truth both got placed higher on the card than both the title matches?

Either WWE has a plan to shock and awe us or they have no clue what they're doing.

I'm going to think positive and think they're all getting high with RVD at the moment.

[The Gold Standard]

WTF? Wait. So Kofi Kingston/Miz/Swagger, and McIntyre/R-Truth both got placed higher on the card than both the title matches?

I didn't even think of that when the WWE championship match was announced.

[Droford]

WTF? Wait. So Kofi Kingston/Miz/Swagger, and McIntyre/R-Truth both got placed higher on the card than both the title matches?

my guess is..no R Truth and the 3x match is after this, which means

Miz > Cena, especially if Cena loses and the Miz wins.

[Ermaximus]

cena and orton now wow

Shut up taker.

[James Diesel]

So with Cena/Orton going on now, my hope for Punk's rematch tonight has grown a bit

[Swiss Ultimate]

channelsurfing

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working temporarily.

[Theo Dious]

So CM Punk jerks the curtain, and HBK/HHH takes the top spot.

I'm so happy. *sniff*

[TheZman]

I hope John Cena has a heart attack on his way to the ring.

[Ermaximus]

Damn my stream just died, much like Cena's career needs to.

[Swiss Ultimate]

"I did not lose!"
-Cena

He's so inspirational.

[Sixx]

http://intsport.tk (intsport.tk)

repeating myself but this one's good

[TheZman]

Damn my stream just died, much like Cena needs to.

[Londoner]

wow, cena/orton isnt last!!

[Swiss Ultimate]

announcer called him "Shawn Cena"...

[Droford]

Justin roberts has an annoying voice

[Londoner]

lol sixx's stream just died to, ah no it just froze.

[Sixx]

Since when do they announce them when they're both already in the ring, much like in boxing?

[Swiss Ultimate]

cole: one of the great rivalries in the history of the WWE...Cena VS. Orton

[Theo Dious]

http://intsport.tk (intsport.tk)

repeating myself but this one's good

Keeps breaking down on me. :(

[Supreme Olajuwon]

FUCK YOU MICHAEL COLE

ITS NOT A RENEWAL IF ITS CONTINUOUS YOU FUCKSHIT

[Sixx]

lol sixx's stream just died to, ah no it just froze.


Still watching it.

[Afterlife]

I just don't understand why Orton is afraid of Cena.

[Ermaximus]

Back in business. You guys kick ass. Especially you tonight Mantas.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Either HHH turns on HBK or there's a huge cell spot for the ME. Chalk it up.

[TheZman]

"Cena Sucks"

[Droford]

Cena sucks!

[Sixx]

:(

Poland exclusive obviously. Fo sho!

[NeanderCarl]

http://liveppv.blogspot.com/

This ones been great for me for ages...

[Mantas]

Hopefully Drew/R-Truth main events.

[Ermaximus]

FUCK YOU MICHAEL COLE

ITS NOT A RENEWAL IF ITS CONTINUOUS YOU FUCKSHIT:rofl::rofl: "Vintage Cole!"

[The Gold Standard]

FUCK YOU MICHAEL COLE

ITS NOT A RENEWAL IF ITS CONTINUOUS YOU FUCKSHIT

:y::y:

[Swiss Ultimate]

vintage cena, DRINK!

[James Diesel]

Almost saw those 7 moves of doom early

[Swiss Ultimate]

"RKO" chant...interesting.

[Sixx]

Tonight Randy's totally sporting the Voldemort look.

[TheZman]

Hopefully Drew/R-Truth main events.

Michael Hayes is making up for his racist comments and main eventing a black man.

[Swiss Ultimate]

clearly heard a girl say, "Nobody likes you anymore" to Cena.

[Mantas]

Did a little girl just say "No one likes you anymore Cena" ? :lol:

[Supreme Olajuwon]

lol at the dainty high pitched Let's Go Cena and then the clearly adult male RKO chants

[James Diesel]

lol the little kid to Cena: "Nobody likes you anymore"

[Ermaximus]

"Watching a John Cena match online? Grab a snickers. Unless he breaks something, you know you'll hate this match."

[Mantas]

clearly heard a girl say, "Nobody likes you anymore" to Cena.

So I wasn't imagining things!

[Droford]

the only thing I would mark out for out of Cena is an FU..er..Attitude Adjuster off the top of the cage on Orton with Orton falling on Micheal Cole and taking them both out.

[Testicle]

Mike Chioda chants.

[Ermaximus]

So I wasn't imagining things!

That would make an amazing ring tone.

[TheZman]

How long till Super Cena shows up?

[SammyG]

lol @ the chatbox on this stream

[Swiss Ultimate]

weak "let's go cena" chant performed by what sounds to be a dozen prepubescents...

wow...this is not going well.

[Ermaximus]

the only thing I would mark out for out of Cena is an FU..er..Attitude Adjuster off the top of the cage on Orton with Orton falling on Micheal Cole and taking them both out.:y::y:

3 people we could care less for all taken out at once.

[Ermaximus]

I'd rather see Hornswoggle vs. Chavo in that HIAC right now.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Is he a cobra or is he a viper? Pick one and stick with it

[Mantas]

Why is Cole such a fucking douchebag? We all saw Orton thinking the move out no need for him to yell out "THIS IS PREMEDITATED!".

[Droford]

Apparently Orton is now a Cobra too.

[James Diesel]

So theres a theme to this PPV and its not just a cell......its working the knee in the cell

[Anybody Thrilla]

Anybody else see that razor blade fly out and the ref pick it up?

[Swiss Ultimate]

A cobra is a sub-species of viper.

[TheZman]

I think we are at 6 of 7 moves down.

[Ermaximus]

Why is Cole such a fucking douchebag? We all saw Orton thinking the move out no need for him to yell out "THIS IS PREMEDITATED!".

It's Cole. He's the most oblivious dumb son of a bitch in the world.

[Afterlife]

HiaC is totally the time and place for a 5-Knuckle Shuffle. Fucking stupid bastards.

[Ermaximus]

Anybody else see that razor blade fly out and the ref pick it up?

Who cuts first? Cena or Orton?

[James Diesel]

I'm about 90% sure when Orton grabbed Cena for that regular dead drop DDT he said "NOM"

[Swiss Ultimate]

So theres a theme to this PPV and its not just a cell......its working the knee in the cell

Like the last episode of Superstars. Same exact match opened and closed the show. Heel worked on the leg, face fought through and hit their finisher regardless.

[TheZman]

HiaC is totally the time and place for a 5-Knuckle Shuffle. Fucking stupid bastards.

I figured they do on the top of the cell to be honest

[Ermaximus]

Orton looks more like a gorilla to me atm.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Who cuts first? Cena or Orton?

Not sure. Waiting for the ref to give the blade to one of them. Also, I thought they didn't blade anymore.

[Londoner]

Glad im not watching, unless there actually is blood.

[Sixx]

He's a reptile, too.

[Sixx]

I'm not sure whether I'm happy or not that the stream is actually working.

[Ermaximus]

I thought they had to use those capsules too, but why else would they have the blade right? Again WWE pulls the shade over our eyes.

[Swiss Ultimate]

The ref is going to use the razor to cut his own wrists thus denying Cena his victory.

[Droford]

Lawler Electric Chair!

Cole -- Inside Hell in a Cell

Chamber of horrors match?

[TheZman]

My stream is down

[Ermaximus]

Oh shit. Cena is Cenaing up! Watch out brother!!!

[Testicle]

A chair, could this mean blood?

[Ermaximus]

The ref is going to use the razor to cut his own wrists thus denying Cena his victory.

:lol:

[Swiss Ultimate]

It sounds like some mildly retarded people were just chanting "let's go cena"

[NeanderCarl]

Maybe its a rogue blade... one of the two decided to secretly blade without permission, a la Bret and Flair at WM8. The game is up, if thats true.

[Droford]

Orton trying to break Cena's neck with a chair..

[NeanderCarl]

my streams turned to shit :(

[Sixx]

I took of my pants to watch this match. This is how exciting I expected it to be.

[Droford]

It sounds like some mildly retarded people were just chanting "let's go cena"
sounds like a group of 8 year olds to me

[Swiss Ultimate]

This reminds me of a backyard wrestling match.

[Theo Dious]

sounds like a group of 8 year olds being offered lifetime supplies of M&Ms to me

[Anybody Thrilla]

Cena sells absolutely nothing. What the fuck.

[James Diesel]

oh great the ref's down

[Theo Dious]

Ok, I know you don't have to break a hold if your opponent is touching the ropes in a no DQ environment, but shouldn't the referee be unable to call for the bell in that case?

[Testicle]

Cena sells absolutely nothing. What the fuck.

It took you 7 years to come to this conclusion.

[Theo Dious]

Cena sells absolutely nothing. What the fuck.

He sells TShirts and wristbands to children...

[James Diesel]

its ok cena no sold the RKO

[Droford]

the ref counted slower than Flair did

[Ermaximus]

He sells TShirts and wristbands to children...

:lol: His only real claim to fame.

[Anybody Thrilla]

What the fuck is the deal with that blade???

[Swiss Ultimate]

Randy Orton wants to massage Cena's pecs.

[Anybody Thrilla]

It took you 7 years to come to this conclusion.

I will fight you.

[Droford]

sleeper with cena in the ropes..?

[Swiss Ultimate]

Closeup of Cena with a tear in his eye...AWESOME. SOMEONE GET THAT STILL SHOT!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

You know except for Lawler and Cole, this match isn't half bad.

[TheZman]

Randy Orton wants to massage Cena's pecs.

:rofl:

[Ermaximus]

What the fuck is the deal with that blade???
It's for the winner to slit the losers throat so we never have to see Cena vs. Orton ever again.

[NeanderCarl]

Trying to watch a WWE PPV on a live stream is a most frustrating experience... still, less frustrating than paying £15 and three hours later wondering why the fuck you bothered.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why would the ref help Cena out of the ropes in a no DQ environment???? I hate this so much.

[Swiss Ultimate]

First rule in zombieland...cardio.

[Theo Dious]

Dear Lord,

If you let Orton go over tonight, and never ever let Cena hold a world title again, I promise to build several churches* in your honor.

Your Servant,
Tedious
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*Said churches shall be constructed of cardboard, popsicle sticks, toothpicks, and plastic wrap.

[Anybody Thrilla]

OK, I love this now.

[Mantas]

You know except for Lawler and Cole, this match isn't half bad.

Its not very good either.

[Ermaximus]

Didn't see that coming.

[Dark-Slicer Diago]

GOOD

[Droford]

punt!

New champion!

[Nark Order]

CM Punk :(

[TheZman]

THANK FUCKING GOD

[Londoner]

ORTON WINS!!!!

I LIED WWE YOU BASTARDS HAAHAH

[Swiss Ultimate]

Unexpected...

[Supreme Olajuwon]

YES

badass

[Verbose Minch]

Orton's punt is so powerful it can put Cena away without even hitting him.

[James Diesel]

Great Orton wins which means another month of Cena/Orton

[Droford]

Bragging Rights - Orton vs Taker

[Theo Dious]

YAY!!!

[redoneja]

Gotta say that I really liked that match. Especially the slower pace and finish.

[Ermaximus]

2 new champs in one night. Wow. Ok, so Vince needs to make the winner of McIntyre/R-Truth automatically get a title shot as the main event.

[NeanderCarl]

H-has Cena got... an erection?

[Mantas]

Bragging Rights - Orton vs Taker

God no their feud was horrible why would you even joke like that?

[NeanderCarl]

WTF?

[SammyG]

Punk lost? WHAT?!

TAAAAAAAAAAAAKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Londoner]

look everyone! cena's up after that punt!

[Verbose Minch]

Fucking Cena, he's already getting up from getting punted. HOW DUS I SELL HUUUUURRRR

[Dark-Slicer Diago]

We are all just tired of Cena always main eventing now, keep him out of it for 2-3 years like Triple H himself seems to do.

[Londoner]

It knocks everyone out but supercena!

[Swiss Ultimate]

Gotta say that I really liked that match. Especially the slower pace and finish.

Fair enough...I just felt the offense looked weak and everything seemed too planned out. I don't mind slow paced matches but this didn't come off, to me, as one with much inspiration.

Oh well.

[Ermaximus]

He IS crying!!!

[Sixx]

Got to hand it to Cena. He is the master of stupid faces.

[Droford]

Cena looks like he just woke up..way to look like you got your head kicked in there Cena.

[Theo Dious]

Oh great, Cena undersells the punt.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Cole is trying to be to Cena what JR was to Austin, but it's just so pathetic.

[James Diesel]

We got an hour left, there's still time for Punk to get his title back:shifty:

[Ermaximus]

We are all just tired of Cena always main eventing now, keep him out of it for 2-3 years like Triple H himself seems to do.

Yet DX vs Legacy is the main event? :shifty:

[NeanderCarl]

Everybody whos ever taken the punt has sold it with a stretcher job and a sabbatical... several months in most cases... Cena just shakes off the cobwebs and walks away.

Way to kill off the most over move in the promotion on the same night you kill off the most over gimmick match in the promotion.

[Londoner]

And some people wonder why we hate cena? THIS is one reason why.

[Droford]

Orton needs to go back in there and kick him again

[Swiss Ultimate]

RAW needs color commentary.

Strike that.

RAW needs any commentary.

[Theo Dious]

He IS crying!!!

Someone needs to screen cap that and subtitle it with "Nobody likes you anymore, Cena!" -Random little girl

[Nark Order]

Cena heel turn sometime this year?

[Droford]

they're playing it off that Orton didnt hit the punt flush or with enough force..(it looked like he missed completely) which is why Cena is up..

[Ermaximus]

Someone needs to screen cap that and subtitle it with "Nobody likes you anymore, Cena!" -Random little girl

:y::y::y:

[Theo Dious]

Yet DX vs Legacy is the main event? :shifty:

I expect the return of Scott Hall tonight.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Killings gets a promo? Holy shit.

[Droford]

R TRuth! They're still going with this match? Why?

[Afterlife]

Amazed at R-Truth being on a ppv.

[Londoner]

Hmmm, this feud recap reminds me of the older wwf days.

[Ermaximus]

"We getting rowdy, bout to move some thangs..." Oops, wrong gimmick.

[Theo Dious]

they're playing it off that Orton didnt hit the punt flush or with enough force..(it looked like he missed completely) which is why Cena is up..

If that's gonna be the case though, they should have just taken another 2 seconds to have Cena rise and get hit with the RKO.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Drew-Mac reminds me of a hobbit.

[Verbose Minch]

Drew Mcintire (Sp?) has the most fake sounding accent ever.

[Londoner]

Drew Mcintire (Sp?) has the most fake sounding accent ever.

Yup. I hate how all scottish/english people sound the same in wwe. We do have different accents you know? ffs

[Afterlife]

Jesus, the man can't even fucking SPEAK.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

WHAT

[Swiss Ultimate]

"how he get in where he fit in"

[Ermaximus]

Truth going with the GI Bro overalls tonight.

[Droford]

If that's gonna be the case though, they should have just taken another 2 seconds to have Cena rise and get hit with the RKO.
Lawler already said that if Orton had hit him with it properly, Cena wouldn't have gotten up.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

What an appropriate way to kick off Supreme Court week.

[Afterlife]

I love that his whole spiel is "don' disrespeck nobody" and the whole time, the crowd is Whating him.

[Theo Dious]

Dammit, RTruth, wash the fuckin' hair.

Also LOL "WHAT" chants.

[Ermaximus]

Drew Mcintire (Sp?) has the most fake sounding accent ever.

Kofi Kingstons is way worse dude.

[Londoner]

*mutes stream*

[Anybody Thrilla]

Is the triple threat not happening tonight in favor of this rubbish? Fuck me.

[Afterlife]

Also love the dead crowd.

[redoneja]

lol seems like they are building this match bigger than the rest of the PPV

[James Diesel]

R-Truth: What's Up?
Crowd: Fuck off

[Swiss Ultimate]

Truth and Jeff Hardy are going to share a cell by the end of the year.

[Theo Dious]

Lawler already said that if Orton had hit him with it properly, Cena wouldn't have gotten up.

It still damages the credibility of the punt though (did I just say "credibility of the punt?)

[Droford]

So no US title triple threat? Even if this goes 5 minutes tops, I doubt theres enough for the triple threat, and the hype for DX/Legacy and the match..

[TheZman]

Michael Hayes is going to write this match so Drew distracts R Truth with a bucket of KFC.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I would love to see this gimmick during the ECW days.

WHAT'S UP

FUCK OFF

[Londoner]

DRREEWWWWWWWWWWWS GONNA KILLL YOOOOOOOOOUU

[Droford]

Did JR just say Maciderm?

[Londoner]

How longs this match gonna last then? 5 mins?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

R-Truth: What's Up?
Crowd: Fuck off
nice

[Londoner]

crowds dead as hell

BORING BORING BORING

[Ermaximus]

So we were given this over an ECW Title match? Way to go guys.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Also just realized Christian is not on this PPV. WHAT THE FUCK

[Droford]

theres already a boring chant 30 seconds into the match

[TheZman]

Fans are already chanting boring, those are the same fucks that would cheer for a midget though. God I hate people.

[Swiss Ultimate]

R-Truth can bewilder you with his quickness.

Ross: Quicker than a hiccup.

[Londoner]

I didn't realize christian wasn't on it....

[James Diesel]

"Boring" chants in NJ? Who saw that coming?

[Londoner]

They should randomly add chavo/hornswoggle, that'll get this crowd excited.

[Droford]

Also just realized Christian is not on this PPV. WHAT THE FUCK
You're seeing a future ECW #1 Contender Match so dont worry..

or you could just pretend its Shelton vs Sheamus.

[Ermaximus]

Fans are already chanting boring, those are the same fucks that would cheer for a midget though. God I hate people.
You know you'd cheer for Chavo vs. Swoggle in a HIAC match.

[Sixx]

This shit is retarded.