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Indifferent Clox
10-23-2009, 05:45 AM
Seriously? He has like 20 moves at most and pretty much only uses like 5-10 of them.

kareru
10-23-2009, 06:05 AM
20?
you're being a bit liberal with that statement aren't you, are you including punches, kicks and shoulder tackle?

RVDmark
10-23-2009, 06:17 AM
I think that includes Cena and Orton's entire moveset.

It'll be 23 minutes of Cena in a headlock, 23 minutes of Orton being punched, 10 minutes of failed pin attempts, 4 minutes of moves.

Londoner
10-23-2009, 06:20 AM
I think that includes Cena and Orton's entire moveset.

It'll be 23 minutes of Cena in a headlock, 23 minutes of Orton being punched, 10 minutes of failed pin attempts, 4 minutes of moves.

Pretty much.

The MAC
10-23-2009, 06:20 AM
apparently Bret Hart, Steve Blackman and William Regal are training him :shifty:

kareru
10-23-2009, 06:23 AM
not even chris hero and mike quackenbush could extend his moveset
everyone else is playing smackdown vs raw 2001
cena is playing wwf warzone if you get my drift

Droford
10-23-2009, 06:24 AM
With it being anything goes, my guess is 2/3rds of the match will be foreign objects, rest holds and outside interference.

kareru
10-23-2009, 06:27 AM
i would love it if 3 mins into the cena orton match, bryan danielson and austin aries attack them both so they have to be stretchered out and then danielson and aries have to have the iron man match

now that is booking

Waylander
10-23-2009, 07:06 AM
I can guarantee Cena will get a few punches in, maybe that awful sit down thing that even he manages to screw up and an arm drag but the rest will be him getting kicked about the ring (figuratively) until about the last 5 when he makes a miraculous comeback (you know, to make a nice change from his normal matches) which is when he'll win. 1-0.

Xero
10-23-2009, 07:17 AM
I think that includes Cena and Orton's entire moveset.

It'll be 23 minutes of Cena in a headlock, 23 minutes of Orton being punched, 10 minutes of failed pin attempts, 4 minutes of moves.

Sounds about right.

And they'll announce it as if it's the most grueling match either have ever been in.

The Jayman
10-23-2009, 08:11 AM
58 minutes outside the ring

2 minutes inside

Xero
10-23-2009, 08:15 AM
Orton is an okay wrestler, and I'm not bringing him down, but no way in hell he can carry Cena to a decent hour-long match. Shawn Michaels did it, but he's Shawn Michaels.

kareru
10-23-2009, 08:18 AM
THIS IS GOING TO BE THE GREATEST SLAP AND TICKLE DRAGONBALL OF ALL TIME

Gertner
10-23-2009, 08:18 AM
Cena really hasn't been that bad lately. Not expecting a classic, but I don't think it's gonna be bad.

Nicky Fives
10-23-2009, 08:46 AM
Orton is an okay wrestler, and I'm not bringing him down, but no way in hell he can carry Cena to a decent hour-long match. Shawn Michaels did it, but he's Shawn Michaels.

This!

I don't see a 1-0 type of match, but for Orton to use a foreign object, rack up like 3-4 consecutive pins in the first 20 minutes or so, then Cena to go crazy for his massive comeback (how original) with 5 minutes left to tie it, have Orton in the STF for a minute to end the match with Orton not submitting, then Cena winning it in OT ala Shawn & Bret 1996

Sixx
10-23-2009, 08:50 AM
I think that includes Cena and Orton's entire moveset.

It'll be 23 minutes of Cena in a headlock, 23 minutes of Orton being punched, 10 minutes of failed pin attempts, 4 minutes of moves.

You left no time for the Hypnotic Viper Stare.

kareru
10-23-2009, 08:52 AM
about ten 'FU's ehem.... sorry 'attitude adjustments' will be used
lots of up at nines

CSL
10-23-2009, 08:53 AM
I bet it's decent. The 'no rules' schtick will really help it out

Kane Knight
10-23-2009, 09:45 AM
about ten 'FU's ehem.... sorry 'attitude adjustments' will be used

You kidding? That will be the finish alone.

Ermaximus
10-23-2009, 10:10 AM
He's Cena, he ALWAYS overcomes the odds. I won't watch this match due to possible boredom, but I will listen to it while I do other stuff around the house.

Juan
10-23-2009, 10:27 AM
I hate to say this, because I'm not a Cena fan at all, but I think he will surpriser people this Sunday.

rob11
10-23-2009, 10:31 AM
I hope people like headlocks.

DaveBrawl
10-23-2009, 10:32 AM
I agree with Juan, I think he is really going to put on a show this time.


Although, after watching it last weekend, part of me hopes he stops Orton with a boat in tribute to 12 Rounds.

Sixx
10-23-2009, 10:32 AM
He's Cena, he ALWAYS overcomes the odds. I won't watch this match due to possible boredom, but I will listen to it while I do other stuff around the house.

So you're buying the PPV and not watch it whole-way through?

Ermaximus
10-23-2009, 10:36 AM
So you're buying the PPV and not watch it whole-way through?

I'm not buying it. :lol: I mainly want to see Miz/Morrison above all else honestly.

Ermaximus
10-23-2009, 10:38 AM
I agree with Juan, I think he is really going to put on a show this time.


Although, after watching it last weekend, part of me hopes he stops Orton with a boat in tribute to 12 Rounds. Damn. Why not just force Orton to watch 12 Rounds? Tie him to a chair and tape his eyes. I'm sure any foe would give up after that kind of torture.

DaveBrawl
10-23-2009, 10:44 AM
I'm not gonna lie, I thought it was hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing the whole time...probably not the reaction they would want out of the movie, but I did enjoy it.

Sixx
10-23-2009, 10:44 AM
I'm not buying it. :lol: I mainly want to see Miz/Morrison above all else honestly.

Wait, how are you watching it then?

Ermaximus
10-23-2009, 10:47 AM
Wait, how are you watching it then?

;) The same way most people do.

Sixx
10-23-2009, 10:51 AM
I thought you have to order the PPV and pay for it.

I'm not from US, so you might as well cut the bullshit and just answer me.

kareru
10-23-2009, 10:58 AM
I thought you have to order the PPV and pay for it.

I'm not from US, so you might as well cut the bullshit and just answer me.

there are illegal ways to view it

Rammsteinmad
10-23-2009, 11:03 AM
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Ermaximus
10-23-2009, 11:36 AM
I thought you have to order the PPV and pay for it.

I'm not from US, so you might as well cut the bullshit and just answer me.

Oh, I had no idea you weren't in the states. My bad. Thought you already viewed the PPV's like we do.

Robodiv
10-23-2009, 11:45 AM
Digi-box FTW.

Fignuts
10-23-2009, 12:07 PM
Cena's a lot better than his character's "style" allows him to be. He's got a lot more moves than the ones he typically uses in wwe. Hopefully he'll be allowed to break them out for this iron man.

Sixx
10-23-2009, 12:10 PM
Cena's a lot better than his character's "style" allows him to be. He's got a lot more moves than the ones he typically uses in wwe. Hopefully he'll be allowed to break them out for this iron man.

I don't know about the first part of that post, but even if so, you don't really expect the second part to happen?

Fignuts
10-23-2009, 12:14 PM
Of course not.

Indifferent Clox
10-23-2009, 12:52 PM
Yeah, I' sure the guy knows more than 20 moves. I imagine John Cena as being a pretty intelligent and comporable worker. Maybe he's gonna change my mind and put on a fucking clinic. I surfe as hell hope so. Then maybe he'll turn heel, call out AmDrag and they'll feud in a best of seven series untill NWO where Regal and Michaels interfere and attack Danielson for tyring to fuck with their star. This leads to Regal v. Michaels v. Danielson at WM.

Rammsteinmad
10-23-2009, 02:08 PM
Oh yeah that's gonna happen. :roll:

Swiss Ultimate
10-23-2009, 02:31 PM
I could be misreading things but, it seems like the man behind the character has something to prove of late. Maybe, the IWC finally got into his head. Cena was trying to have an actual wrestling match with HHH on what will probably be his last match on RAW. I think a motivated Cena with an aggressive faster paced Orton could put on a decent match. The real problem is that this "the rivalry" should have been over at Hell in a Cell.

The obvious choice is Cena going to Smackdown if he loses, but Vince could try to test out his theory that Cena=ratings by sending him briefly to ECW, though that seems unimaginable unless the scenario is elevating Christian to the Main Event.

Cena going to Smackdown= Cena winning the Royal Rumble and facing either Undertaker or CM Punk at WM

CSL
10-23-2009, 03:23 PM
Hot posts :y:

Skippord
10-23-2009, 07:26 PM
Orton's just gonna shoot Cena in the face at the beginning of the match

CSL
10-23-2009, 07:28 PM
People would still complain. 'Cena didn't sell the having no face well enough. Look, he's twitching'

CSL
10-23-2009, 07:49 PM
That's exactly how I see it happening

Gertner
10-23-2009, 07:51 PM
orton is just gonna repeatedly masturbate and cum in his pants after gaining an early fall and cena will be too preoccupied with gobbling the spunk to take advantage,actually orton will probly score a late fall with a small package (not cody rhodes) when cena bends over to puke up the aforementioned cum so i reckon Orton 2 Cena 0 (thats nil,not zero bitches)

That is a hell of a post.

Xero
10-23-2009, 07:55 PM
Orton's just gonna shoot Cena in the face at the beginning of the match

And yet, Cena would overcome the odds.

*Cena gets shot in the face*

*Turns slowly*

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/term2_2667a.jpg

HBPunk
10-23-2009, 07:56 PM
damn right

Droford
10-23-2009, 09:43 PM
Randy Orton should just get a quick cheap pinfall on Cena then run away from Cena and leave the Arena for an hour.

Xero
10-23-2009, 09:46 PM
Randy Orton should just get a quick cheap pinfall on Cena then run away from Cena and leave the Arena for an hour.

lol that would be classic. But they'd probably use the OJ footage on a loop.

Sixx
10-23-2009, 10:00 PM
orton is just gonna repeatedly masturbate and cum in his pants after gaining an early fall and cena will be too preoccupied with gobbling the spunk to take advantage,actually orton will probly score a late fall with a small package (not cody rhodes) when cena bends over to puke up the aforementioned cum so i reckon Orton 2 Cena 0 (thats nil,not zero bitches)

I didn't really read this, but I see too much usage of the word "cum". And this is a wrestling forum, therefore you're probably fucking gay.

Kane Knight
10-23-2009, 10:02 PM
I don't know about the first part of that post, but even if so, you don't really expect the second part to happen?

The first part, about Cena's capacity is true. Ignoring the usual "well, you should have seen him in OVW," we did see quite a bit in his early Smackdown days. They softened him up to protect their investment.

Skippord
10-24-2009, 01:24 AM
this HBPunk guy seems to have some sort of gay preoccupation

Stealth-Icon
10-24-2009, 02:50 AM
Well if they count the entrance to the ring Orton can take off 20 minutes just walking down the aisle by himself like he usually does.

Xero
10-24-2009, 02:51 AM
Cena runs down that ramp like he has a rocket strapped to his ass. It'll just reverse time.

Xero
10-24-2009, 02:51 AM
Yes, Cena's rocket ass is a time machine.

Indifferent Clox
10-24-2009, 03:02 AM
I have a feeling cena very well may incorporate a complete revamping of the space time continuum shift in his arsenal this sunday.

Droford
10-24-2009, 04:00 AM
What they definitely need to do is a spot with the Cena clones from WM, where Orton is surrounded by all of them and he starts RKO'ing them and trying to get pinfalls but the ref won't count because of some obvious thing that proves its not the real Cena.

Orton RKO's Clone #1 with the Adidas Sneakers (not Underarmour)
RKO to Clone #2 wearing the U C ME shirt without the C crossed out
RKO to Clone #3 with only one Cenanation Armband
RKO to Clone #4 who has a beard
etc..

Fignuts
10-24-2009, 04:29 AM
jesus christ droford. come on.

Theo Dious
10-24-2009, 09:37 AM
jesus christ droford. come on.

Come on man that would be hysterical.

Innovator
10-24-2009, 09:57 AM
I'm really happy the Giants are playing the night game

Xero
10-24-2009, 10:04 AM
I really do want to see them use the Cena clones in an angle.

Indifferent Clox
10-24-2009, 10:18 AM
I want it to be bryan danielson as a cena clone and he just beats the fuck out of cena for like 19 pin falls to Orton.

Ermaximus
10-25-2009, 11:49 AM
What they definitely need to do is a spot with the Cena clones from WM, where Orton is surrounded by all of them and he starts RKO'ing them and trying to get pinfalls but the ref won't count because of some obvious thing that proves its not the real Cena.

Orton RKO's Clone #1 with the Adidas Sneakers (not Underarmour)
RKO to Clone #2 wearing the U C ME shirt without the C crossed out
RKO to Clone #3 with only one Cenanation Armband
RKO to Clone #4 who has a beard
etc..

Droford, this made my day.