BillyBonez very own wrestling thread!

[kareru]

The shockmaster

seriously, imagine him bursting through your door right now

[Stealth-Icon]

Big John Studd

[Sixx]

http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/r/roadblock/01.jpg

He will fuck you up.

[theexample]

Taker and Road Warrior Animal

[Lavel]

Sabu and New Jack

[Kane Knight]

Taker, he said once on Jimmy Kimmel that not many guys try him I believe it

He means in the sack. He's a real "submission specialist," if you know what I mean....

It would be worth it.....:naughty:

Death by Snoo Snoo....

Taz back in ecw. He was so convincing that I was legit scared to ever meet the dude.

My how that illusion has been shattered.

The lithp will to that to you.

[BillyBonez]

That would be gold.

After NXT is done, Barret should become Jericho's henchman, but plays a REALLY dumb guy, so when Jericho uses sophisticate language and acts smart, Wade can look confused and Jericho can just laugh and make fun of him but keep him around as his personal powerhouse.

What do u think?

[The Jayman]

I don't think I would like Barret in that kind of role.

[kareru]

gee wade, what are we going to do tonight?

[Savio]

the same thing we do everyday

[BillyBonez]

gee wade, what are we going to do tonight?

"The same thing we do every night, Wade, Try to regain MY World Heavyweight championship and take over the WWE!"

[Droford]

If Wade Barrett ever says "NARF!" I swear to god I will quit watching wrestling for ever.

[addy2hotty]

That would be gold.

After NXT is done, Barret should become Jericho's henchman, but plays a REALLY dumb guy, so when Jericho uses sophisticate language and acts smart, Wade can look confused and Jericho can just laugh and make fun of him but keep him around as his personal powerhouse.

What do u think?


On a site where Noid has dreamed up ideas of Val Venis, Funaki and the ghost of Paul Bearer becoming WWE Champion, this is by far the worst I've seen.

I assume it's because Barrett has a pronounced Northern English accent that we should slip him into a 'stupid' gimmick?

Hang on, I just thought, didn't the WWE want to make CM Punk a deaf wrestler at one point? That might be the worst idea I've heard.

[Lock Jaw]

That would be gold.

After NXT is done, Barret should become Jericho's henchman, but plays a REALLY dumb guy, so when Jericho uses sophisticate language and acts smart, Wade can look confused and Jericho can just laugh and make fun of him but keep him around as his personal powerhouse.

What do u think?


I think that TPWW Universe member Poit would approve.

[kareru]

If Wade Barrett ever says "NARF!" I swear to god I will quit watching wrestling for ever.

if wade ever says "E-BA-GUM you have a shot at t' world heavyweight title"
i will lol hard and love him forever

[The Jayman]

I don't think I would like Barret in that kind of role.

let me rephrase that. I like the idea of a Jericho/Barret team. I think since Barret is physically bigger than Jericho he can play the enforcer role kind of like Gallows does with Punk. I just don't like the idea of "dumbing" Barret down

[Savio]

Hang on, I just thought, didn't the WWE want to make CM Punk a deaf wrestler at one point? That might be the worst idea I've heard.
I think that was just a rumor from when CM Punk ruptured an eardrum.

[HBPunk]

That would be gold.

After NXT is done, Barret should become Jericho's henchman, but plays a REALLY dumb guy, so when Jericho uses sophisticate language and acts smart, Wade can look confused and Jericho can just laugh and make fun of him but keep him around as his personal powerhouse.

What do u think?


i think this idea is so bad that i might actually puke up my own fucking cum

[Kane Knight]

I thought that's what Jerishow was.

[jskinnyg]

Only is he brings back Ralphus...

[Tazz Dan]

I'm pretty sure Poit is going to cream his pants when he see's this thread.

[parkmania]

The only fitting NXT "Pinky" for Jericho's "Brain" would be Skip Sheffield.

[TGR]

If Wade Barrett ever says "NARF!" I swear to god I will quit watching wrestling for ever.


As a huge PATB fan, the very thought of this happening made me mark out.

I am 100% in favor of this happening.

(The "Narf!" bit, not you quitting wrestling.)

[HBPunk]

i think this idea is so bad that i might actually puke up my own fucking cum

[Poit]

I think that TPWW Universe member Poit would approve.

I'm pretty sure Poit is going to cream his pants when he see's this thread.

:D

I'm really not sure how I'd feel about this. One one hand, I'd totally laugh my ass off. On the other hand, I'd like to see Wade Barrett taken more seriously than that.

[HBPunk]

:D

I'm really not sure how I'd feel about this. One one hand, I'd totally laugh my ass off. On the other hand, I'd like to see Wade Barrett taken more seriously than that.

i think this idea is so bad that i might actually puke up my own fucking cum

[Poit]

Dude, how much cum do you swallow? The way you keep talking about puking it up...

[HBPunk]

Dude, how much cum do you swallow? The way you keep talking about puking it up...

Its coming up from my own balls man, its totally nuts, thats how shit the idea is, my cum is actually flowing up my throat!

[Poit]

Its coming up from my own balls man, its totally nuts,

I see what you did there.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Its coming up from my own balls man, its totally nuts, thats how shit the idea is, my cum is actually flowing up my throat!
That's not how it works. You must've actually swallowed your own semen for this to be possible.

[Mr. Nerfect]

You're blocking, Supreme. Stop blocking.

I actually saw this topic by BillyBonez, and thought that this might be my favourite BB post ever. Then he somehow lost me during the explanation, and made me want to drown in HBPunk's cum.

If this was a joke, which would have been fine with me, it comes off as far too serious a suggestion to work. If it's not, then I really do not like the idea of Wade Barrett being dumbed down, when he does the "wiser than he seems" role so well.

So yeah, this thread does not satisfy me.

[Krow]

I think that was just a rumor from when CM Punk ruptured an eardrum.

That and they didn't want anyone bogarting the "What?" gimmick.

[tjmidnight420]

That and they didn't want anyone bogarting the "What?" gimmick.

:lol:

[HBPunk]

That's not how it works. You must've actually swallowed your own semen for this to be possible.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT THAT MUST BE IT SO. FUCK ME

[The Jayman]

you already did

[HBPunk]

makes sense

[kareru]

i reckon pinky sanchez should have bobby heenan as his manager

[BillyBonez]

Not like Billy & Chuck, that was mad lame.

But i mean a SERIOUS angle where two guys just slowly develop into a relationship with each other and it becomes a full romance, but nothing outrageous like Billy and Chuck was.

My idea is to do this on Smackdown with Dolph Ziggler and Drew McIntyre. You can have Drew and Dolph hanging out backstage first, as friends, but it slowly develops. Dolph starts coming out to Drew's matches and Drew to Dolphs. Nothing is mentioned about their relationship. Drew starts coming out for Dolph's matches and they usually enter matches together.

Basically, same thing like a Diva/Wrestler relationship, only in this case its two guys together. They can be shown meeting up backstage to go to dinner or something and then slowly one of the heels can start to make fun of them for being together and at first they ignore him but then they get mad and challenge him to a match and they can pound his ass to show that just because they are two guys in a relationship doesnt mean that they weak.

What do u think?

[kareru]

http://i28.tinypic.com/jfujdc.jpg

[TheAdamEvansFan]

Sounds badass, but most of the wrestling fans are sexist, homophobes so they won't go for it.

[Wishbone]

Billy, no......... just no:nono:

[KIRA]

We Had Triple H/HBK I think that's as close as wrestling will ever get to same sex romance.

But seriously I'm all for gay rights and everything but It just wouldn't fly dude.

That is to say wrestling isn't exactly a place for progressive ideas

see Flair/ OJ's boyfriend incident

[Veronika]

We Had Triple H/HBK I think that's as close as wrestling will ever get to same sex romance.

But seriously I'm all for gay rights and everything but It just wouldn't fly dude.

That is to say wrestling isn't exactly a place for progressive ideas

see Flair/ OJ's boyfriend incident

Agreed.

[Jordan]

It would be funny if two guys kept bugging "Authority Figure" week after week to wrestle each other so they could get gay in the ring.

[MoFo]

gay idea from you

[Swiss Ultimate]

Only if it's the angle from OZ, where one dude gets the other dude to fall in love with him because the Nazis pay him to do it.

[Swiss Ultimate]

http://i28.tinypic.com/jfujdc.jpg

WTF?

[kareru]

WTF?

haven't you seen 'bruno'? it's worth it just for the epic ending

[HBPunk]

Bruno fucking sucks, nothing close to Borat, this idea is also terrible. Drew and Dolph would be completely fucked for the rest of their careers like Eugene, who will never be taken serious again. Cop on dude, let a wrestler play gay if he is gay, if not then fuck that. Its WWE, not a fucking drama series, storylines are secondary to the actual wrestling, just watch Raw, the writers have never heard of storylines.

[Stealth-Icon]

This is a horrible idea. Simply just horrible.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I guess it would be OK in theory, but I don't see how the two guys being gay would benefit their characters at all. Are these guys heels or faces? If they were heels and played it like gay Muhammad Hussans, that might actually work, but then there'd probably be an uproar from the gay community and they'd have to end the angle again.

[ImpactPlayer365]

Whats wrong with some people? Really...no common sense.

[TheAdamEvansFan]

Coming from the guy with the Hugging Fat Chicks under his screen name.. lol WOW

[Kane Knight]

I guess it would be OK in theory, but I don't see how the two guys being gay would benefit their characters at all. Are these guys heels or faces? If they were heels and played it like gay Muhammad Hussans, that might actually work, but then there'd probably be an uproar from the gay community and they'd have to end the angle again.

The uproar from the gay community over Hassan was brutal.

[Anybody Thrilla]

There was an uproar from the network and actual death threats to Hassan. You knew what I meant.

[Kane Knight]

There was an uproar from the network and actual death threats to Hassan. You knew what I meant.

Of course I did.

Of course, the reason they killed the angle was the 7-7 subway bombings coinciding with an episode in which Hassan and a bunch of guys in commando attire attacked the Undertaker and Daivari was "martyred," and not so much objection to the gimmick itself.

Which is why I ridiculed what you said with the homosexuality crack, actually. It misses the point, yes, but only by the same margin with which you missed it.

But seriously, do you remember the last time an angle involving homosexuality, directly or indirectly, was canceled due to the outrage of gays? Even the joke that was Billy and Chuck still got...What's that word? Praise.

Huh.

It's almost like the notion of fan outrage is utterly ridiculous.

I'm sure you'll find a way to say "that's different," just as I'm sure you'll find a way to still attempt to contrast it with Hassan despite needing to leave out the catylist that caused them to pull the angle.

Unless you're worried that three weeks into the gay angle, a Pride terrorist is going to go blow up a local swap meet. Because yes, if gay terrorists wreck some shit during this angle, it could get ugly.

[Anybody Thrilla]

What I was thinking was if there were gay wrestlers on screen who constantly used their homosexuality as an excuse for being held down, it might cause an uproar. The only reason I even compared it to Muhammad Hassan was because he used his 'differences' in a similar fashion. There's been no gay uproar to that extent, but maybe that's because it's never been done.

Billy and Chuck weren't OPENLY gay. It was just strongly hinted at. They were praised when it was announced that they were going to do a same sex marriage on TV. When it was revealed that they weren't ACTUALLY gay, some people actually did get upset about it.

Sorry that I didn't state my original point so throughly the first time, but I didn't think it was a big deal. Thanks for trying to be your usual smart ass self though. Much obliged.

[tjmidnight420]

Unless you're worried that three weeks into the gay angle, a Pride terrorist is going to go blow up a local swap meet. Because yes, if gay terrorists wreck some shit during this angle, it could get ugly.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Sixx]

Just no.

[Poit]

While I wouldn't want to see two straight male wrestlers have an onscreen relationship, I would like to see a wrestler who just happens to be gay. Not a gimmick, not an angle - just a dude who doesn't exploit his sexuality.

[AKin3D]

I can't see it being taken serious, but toss Santino in there and you could have something.

The rainbow express wasn't too bad.

[Anybody Thrilla]

While I wouldn't want to see two straight male wrestlers have an onscreen relationship, I would like to see a wrestler who just happens to be gay. Not a gimmick, not an angle - just a dude who doesn't exploit his sexuality.

That's fine and all, but that just seems a bit...boring. If they're not exploiting it, then what's the point, really?

Also, think about the wrestling fans of today. A lot of them are children and probably aren't even really sure what it is to be gay. If they do, they're probably grossed out by it. Also, I dobut a lot of parents would be cool with a character like that being portrayed for their children. Maybe this would have been OK in the Attitude Era, but it doesn't seem like a move they would make today.

[FourFifty]

Please tell me you're celebrating 4/20 a little early, which is why you think it's a good idea....

[FourFifty]

...a bromance angle sounds like it could work....

[Anybody Thrilla]

...a bromance angle sounds like it could work....

The Dudebusters

[McLegend]

Yeah I don't really think this idea would work.

[Poit]

That's fine and all, but that just seems a bit...boring. If they're not exploiting it, then what's the point, really?

I figure it'd be the same as Vito being a transvestite. "So what if I wear a dress, I'll still kick your ass."

Just replace "wear a dress" with "like dudes".

[Poit]

The Dudebusters

That, I could see happening.

[Xero]

I figure it'd be the same as Vito being a transvestite. "So what if I wear a dress, I'll still kick your ass."

Just replace "wear a dress" with "like dudes".

They never really got over the gay jokes with that.

In order for it to get legit over, they can't really demean it in any way, whether they're heel or face. I don't think that's possible in wrestling.

[Poit]

I agree that it's very unlikely, but it's certainly possible. If the writers can have Triple H fuck the brains out of a corpse, they can avoid some gay jokes.

[Xero]

I agree that it's very unlikely, but it's certainly possible. If the writers can have Triple H fuck the brains out of a corpse, they can avoid some gay jokes.

Actually, that joke more proves the opposite in how juvenile they are.

[Poit]

Heh, it was more of an example of what lengths the writers will go to.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I don't question that it COULD be done, I just don't see why anyone would benefit from it being done.

[St. Jimmy]

Ted and Brett DiBiase wincest? OH WWE, SURELY YOU DON'T READ THESE LITTLE OL' MESSAGE BOARDS

[Jordan]

I really wish this thread would be closed

[St. Jimmy]

OH HO, BUT THERE IS MORE TREACHERY TO BE PROLIFERATED MY DEAR JORDAN X. OH HO!

[Poit]

Ted and Brett DiBiase wincest? OH WWE, SURELY YOU DON'T READ THESE LITTLE OL' MESSAGE BOARDS

Ew. No.

[Kane Knight]

What I was thinking was if there were gay wrestlers on screen who constantly used their homosexuality as an excuse for being held down, it might cause an uproar. The only reason I even compared it to Muhammad Hassan was because he used his 'differences' in a similar fashion. There's been no gay uproar to that extent, but maybe that's because it's never been done.

Billy and Chuck weren't OPENLY gay. It was just strongly hinted at. They were praised when it was announced that they were going to do a same sex marriage on TV. When it was revealed that they weren't ACTUALLY gay, some people actually did get upset about it.

Sorry that I didn't state my original point so throughly the first time, but I didn't think it was a big deal. Thanks for trying to be your usual smart ass self though. Much obliged.

But again, Hassan didn't get death threats, the network didn't oppose it, until after Hassan garrotted a babyface with his buddy carried off like a martyr on the same day as a terrorist attack in the UK. I already explained this, so I'm not sure why you think elaborating to explain something I clearly already got will change anything.

In fact, I predicted such a response:


I'm sure you'll find a way to say "that's different," just as I'm sure you'll find a way to still attempt to contrast it with Hassan despite needing to leave out the catylist that caused them to pull the angle.

It's all well and good to compare it to the Hassan deal, but Hassan's differences weren't the issue. Not the one that got the angle pulled. Not the one that got the death threats.

It's unlikely similar circumstances will occur. Unless there is a terrorist attack by homosexuals on the same day they do something severe on the show, there is no real comparison here.

I'm sorry that you don't seem to get that, even after it was already explained to you.

[Kane Knight]

Ted and Brett DiBiase wincest? OH WWE, SURELY YOU DON'T READ THESE LITTLE OL' MESSAGE BOARDS

Rule 34.

[NoRoolz]

Fuck that.

I understand what you'd like to see and stuff but seriously, it'd bury the guys to no end. The world is not, and will never be ready for something like this.

Ever.

[Poit]

Fuck that.

I understand what you'd like to see and stuff but seriously, it'd bury the guys to no end. The world is not, and will never be ready for something like this.

Ever.

Actually, the world definitely is ready for something like that.

The WWE Universe, on the other hand...

[Kane Knight]

Actually, the world definitely is ready for something like that.

The WWE Universe, on the other hand...

Yeah, just because wrestling isn't ready doesn't mean the world isn't.

[Kane Knight]

Toothless hillbillies also aren't ready for a black President, but....

[Kane Knight]

...Too far?

[BillyBonez]

Okay so these two arent doing much in the WWE now, so here is what I have come up with for them.
On an episode of Raw, Vince comes out and says that if Kozlov loses another match, he will be fired from the WWE and that will mean he will be deported from the US back to Russia. Kozlov gets angry, but in his match, he loses because Regal costs him the match!

Kozlov is really sad after it as fans chant "na na goodbye". Then we see Kozlov and Regal backstage. Kozlov stares at Regal, wipes a tear off his eye and says,
"WHY?!"

Regal smiles and says,

"Well Vladimir, youre fired from the WWE, but if you find another job, you can stay in the USA. I have an offer for you. I need a "personal" assistant, around the house and a "bodyguard" in the ring. I will pay you well and you will stay in my mansion!"

Kozlov looks angry but says, "OK".

For the next few weeks we get scenes of Kozlov doing chores in Regal's house. Finally, about a month later, Regal tells Kozlov that he wants him to do something else.

"I want you to dress up nicely"

And Regal brings out a maid's outfit and forces Kozlov to wear it!

Kozlov also wears the maids outfit during his matches. Sometimes after Kozlov wins a match or helps Regal win his match, they show Regal go backstage and give Kozlov a kiss on the cheek. Kozlov looks angry and confused. Regal calls him his "boi toy"

Everyone talks about how Kozlov is getting angry and angrier by the second, so this all leads up to an in-ring segment where Regal announces that it's time for Vlad to "Dress up nicely...again!". This time Regal forces Kozlov to take off the maid's uniform and Kozlov looks happy until Regal reveals his new outfit...A VICTORIAN ERA DRESS!

The fans expect Kozlov to destroy Regal as he stares at him. Suddenly Kozlov runs at Regal and instead of attacking him, he starts hugging and kissing Regal. Regal looks shocked and runs off. Kozlov reveals that he is in love with Regal. Later they reveal that Regal ran off not because he was upset but because he was really happy.

From then on, Kozlov continues to accompany Regal to matches.

What do u think?

[The Franchise]

It's cool

[XL]

Why does everyone wanna run a gay angle all of a sudden?

[NeanderCarl]

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Th3R0CKSays]

Do you think that the brain trust over at WWE headquarters is capable of putting that much thought and effort into an angle with Regal and a glorified jobber? I mean seriously. lol. Where do you guys come up with this stuff.

[The Franchise]

OJ inspiring wrassling fans to come out of the closet

[BillyBonez]

Okay fine, I just want to see Kozlov in a maid's outfit.

And in a dress.

And kissing Regal.

:)

[jskinnyg]

Ha... That would be some funny shit... We all know Good ol' Regal likes the poles anyway...

[parkmania]

Why does everyone wanna run a gay angle all of a sudden?

I think Billy was the one putting forward the LAST "gay" storyline, too.

[BillyBonez]

I think Billy was the one putting forward the LAST "gay" storyline, too.

Why not?

As long as its not a total joke like Billy & Chuck, it'll be pretty hot...

[Wishbone]

Okay so these two arent doing much in the WWE now, so here is what I have come up with for them.
On an episode of Raw, Vince comes out and says that if Kozlov loses another match, he will be fired from the WWE and that will mean he will be deported from the US back to Russia. Kozlov gets angry, but in his match, he loses because Regal costs him the match!

Kozlov is really sad after it as fans chant "na na goodbye". Then we see Kozlov and Regal backstage. Kozlov stares at Regal, wipes a tear off his eye and says,
"WHY?!"

Regal smiles and says,

"Well Vladimir, youre fired from the WWE, but if you find another job, you can stay in the USA. I have an offer for you. I need a "personal" assistant, around the house and a "bodyguard" in the ring. I will pay you well and you will stay in my mansion!"

Kozlov looks angry but says, "OK".

For the next few weeks we get scenes of Kozlov doing chores in Regal's house. Finally, about a month later, Regal tells Kozlov that he wants him to do something else.

"I want you to dress up nicely"

And Regal brings out a maid's outfit and forces Kozlov to wear it!

Kozlov also wears the maids outfit during his matches. Sometimes after Kozlov wins a match or helps Regal win his match, they show Regal go backstage and give Kozlov a kiss on the cheek. Kozlov looks angry and confused. Regal calls him his "boi toy"

Everyone talks about how Kozlov is getting angry and angrier by the second, so this all leads up to an in-ring segment where Regal announces that it's time for Vlad to "Dress up nicely...again!". This time Regal forces Kozlov to take off the maid's uniform and Kozlov looks happy until Regal reveals his new outfit...A VICTORIAN ERA DRESS!

The fans expect Kozlov to destroy Regal as he stares at him. Suddenly Kozlov runs at Regal and instead of attacking him, he starts hugging and kissing Regal. Regal looks shocked and runs off. Kozlov reveals that he is in love with Regal. Later they reveal that Regal ran off not because he was upset but because he was really happy.

From then on, Kozlov continues to accompany Regal to matches.

What do u think?

Billy WTF?! Ok on your last thread I was tolerent even thow it was a stupid idea but now I'm seriously getting a little ticked I mean seriously Kozlov and Regal in a gay angle?! Now I have nothing against a guy who's actually gay but goddamnit this is just freakin' stupid:rant:

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Billy WTF?! Ok on your last thread I was tolerent even thow it was a stupid idea but now I'm seriously getting a little ticked I mean seriously Kozlov and Regal in a gay angle?! Now I have nothing against a guy who's actually gay but goddamnit this is just freakin' stupid:rant:

I totally know where you're coming from, man. To this day I still hate Ted Dibiase for playing the Million Dollar Man. He wasn't rich in real life! Fucking bullshit.

I heard rumors that the Undertaker wasn't really a dead guy working in a funeral parlor in real life either. If that's true, I don't think I can watch wrestling anymore.

[Skippord]

Alright bro, you can just admit that you are gay.

it's ok no one will think less of you

[Poit]

... what? :wtf:

[The Jayman]

if it gets Regal more tv time, i'm all for it

[Kane Knight]

OJ inspiring wrassling fans to come out of the closet

On this board, there is no closet.

[Kane Knight]

We got homos, trannies, furries, and even our own NAMBLA chapter, VEL and Terranrich.

[MiguelJuego]

That would kinda be cool, thing is, Im over Koslov and can do without his involvement in anything other than being off my tv screen

[tjmidnight420]

We got homos, trannies, furries, and even our own NAMBLA chapter, VEL and Terranrich.

:rofl:

[BillyBonez]

What wrestlers do you want to see return to a previous gimmick?

For example, somebody might want to see Luke Gallows be Festus again (although i doubt anyone will give that answer because Gallows is much better off as Gallows)

My answer is Mark Henry. I want to see him come back with the "sexual chocolate" gimmick, only this time, it is changed. Instead of chasing after girls, Henry now will chase after guys. It can start with him and MVP, lets say Henry offers MVP to go to a bar to celebrate them winning some big match and MVP says he is up to that. Then in the bar Henry slides up close to MVP and gently pets his head and says, "You know Montel, you're a good looking guy" and MVP looks confused and says, "Well yeah, thats why I'm ballin" and Henry smiles and looks into MVP's eyes. MVP gets freaked out and goes "Whats wrong with you" and Henry grabs MVP and kisses him and then says "You wanna feel good?" and tries to drag him to a hotel room.

this continues with Henry hitting on all the guys and eventually some guys fall for him and he can come out with a whole entourage of guys, who all cant resist "sexual chocolate".

Well, now you're ideas...

[Corporate CockSnogger]

lol this guy has to be a sock

[tjmidnight420]

Instead of chasing after girls, Henry now will chase after guys.

Really?? Every time you make a thread huh? I actually thought this would be a cool thread until I saw that.... :wtf:

[VSG]

What is wrong with you dude?

[Th3R0CKSays]

Instead of chasing after girls, Henry now will chase after guys.

Th3ROCKSays your a jabroni, and you should proceed directly to the corner of know your roll boulevard and jabroni drive, get yourself a nice suite at the Smackdown hotel, call up roomservice and have them send you the biggest fattest longest cucumber they have. And when the delivery guy brings it, give him a nice tip, and then take the cucumber, turn it sideways, and shove it STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY A$$!!

[Destor]

i dont understand why this is closed, this couldve been hilarious :`(

[Supreme Olajuwon]

http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=101922
http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=101810
http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=98180

that's why

[Destor]

i`d laughed :-/

[BillyBonez]

I dont get this.

Whenever anyone mentions women wrestlers, Trish always comes up and everyone talks about how good she was and how she is a legend and the best and everyone seems to go crazy over her.

Now that Mickie has been released I see a lot of ppl remembering Trish because she and mickie had a storyline but it seems everyone remembers trish better than she was.

I mean lets face the facts, okay, Trish was a pretty good womans wrestler at the END of her carrier but she sucked at the beginning and was a boring manager for albert and test which was one of the worst tag teams of all time. Now people hate the divas who are just there as managers and guess what, thats what Trish was and everyone got crazy when she started wrestling and eventually became pretty good at it.

But she is not as legenedary as ppl seem to make her out to be. She was a good wrestler but nothing amazing and a lot of people seem to think she was like the most amazing woman wrestler and she wasnt. There were other good wrestlers like Chyna and Luna who were just as good or better, for example Chyna wrestled men and Trish did not which I think IMO, make Chyna better but she gets no respect while everybody seems to drop on their knees for Trish.

It makes no sense, maybe somebody here can shed some logic on me

[kareru]

she was the catalyst that made womens wrestling great again.

plus she is banging hot

http://www.rumela.com/albums/trish_stratus/trish_stratus01.jpg




oh yeah and she is intelligent and funny too blah blah blah.

[Next Big Thing]

You're out of your fucking mind. The fact that she was a great wrestler towards the end makes her even more respectable. She could have easily done nothing and relied on her looks like and still made a shit ton of money. Instead she busted her ass and improved and helped establish the division before the likes of Maria and Candice fucked it up again. Not to mention she's hot as hell and made me want to watch, if only for the thong slip.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Allow me to answer your question with a question, Mr. Bonez...

Why are you such a faggot?

[kareru]

:heart: those canadian bitches
maybe its something they put in the maple syrup?

[Ermaximus]

C'mon now ABT. Just because BillyBonez would rather put his dick into the likes of Nicole Bass and Jazz instead of Trish and Stacy Kiebler, doesn't mean we should give him shit for it....

Who am I kidding? Yes it does.

[tjmidnight420]

The fact that she was a great wrestler towards the end makes her even more respectable. She could have easily done nothing and relied on her looks and still made a shit ton of money. Instead she busted her ass and improved and helped establish the division before the likes of Maria and Candice fucked it up again. Not to mention she's hot as hell and made me want to watch, if only for the thong slip.

:heart: those canadian bitches.

That is all.

[BillyBonez]

U guys are too focused on sexuality, I was talking straight bout her wrestling skills and her as a wrestler not how she looks

[The Jayman]

There were other good wrestlers like Chyna and Luna who were just as good or better, for example Chyna wrestled men and Trish did not which I think IMO, make Chyna better but she gets no respect while everybody seems to drop on their knees for Trish.

wow

[Xero]

She's one of the best popular mainstream women's wrestlers ever. And I honestly think her hotness bumped her up in some people's eyes. She was okay in the ring and pretty good towards the end of her career. But she pales in comparison to women in places like Shimmer and Japan.

[tjmidnight420]

Who am I kidding? Yes it does.

Welcome to TP-Dub, Mr. Bonez.

[Ermaximus]

She's one of the best popular mainstream women's wrestlers ever. And I honestly think her hotness bumped her up in some people's eyes. She was okay in the ring and pretty good towards the end of her career. But she pales in comparison to women in places like Shimmer and Japan.

You mean places where the women are treated based on their performance and not their looks?

[kareru]

U guys are too focused on sexuality, I was talking straight bout her wrestling skills and her as a wrestler not how she looks


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she was a very skilled wrestler and very hard working, that's why she is the number 1 diva of all time

[The Mackem]

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[Xero]

Victoria and Mickie were her best feuds, and it just so happens that both are miles better than Trish.

I can't think of another feud with Trish that I really liked than those two, and I like both a shit ton better than Trish. In both skill and looks.

[Xero]

Neither of those stood out to me.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Victoria and Mickie were her best feuds, and it just so happens that both are miles better than Trish.

I can't think of another feud with Trish that I really liked than those two, and I like both a shit ton better than Trish. In both skill and looks.

You also kinda like dudes though, so....

[Anybody Thrilla]

HBPunk is pretty much on point in this very thread.

[Xero]

You also kinda like dudes though, so....

Point taken.

Do feel Trish is overrated in terms of her in-ring stuff, but overall she's one of the best mainstream Divas ever and legitimately deserves a place in the HOF.

[Xero]

Completely agree. Neither reached Trish's height or popularity, neither were anywhere near as high profile as Trish. Better in-ring workers, but Trish is the better overall package.

[Xero]

It's similar to my opinion on The Rock. I hate his in-ring style, and let's face it, he did more gay and poop jokes than Cena ever could imagine, but in the end of the day, he's the better overall package than a lot of guys.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I don't consider Trish's work to be overrated. Thinking about the rest of the women's division during her run, I think she was just a cut above. Compare her work to the Diva's of today, and she's a female HBK.

Honestly, I feel Trish was somewhat of a pioneer...only not in a good way. Hear me out....

Back in the day, WWE would hire somebody like Jazz, Chyna, or Nicole Bass. Jazz could actually wrestle. Chyna and Nicole Bass were at least menacing. Even someone like Molly Holly who was sorta pretty (talk about overrated, holy fuck TPWW) could wrestle a pretty decent match, but she wasn't popping off the screen or anything.

Trish comes along. A former fitness model who was hot as fucking fuck but couldn't wrestle worth a lick. Through some hard work and dedication, she became a pretty fucking good worker (for a woman). I honestly think that Trish's transformation is what made the WWE think 'Well fuck, let's just hire hot chicks and they'll get good eventually, fuck the monster that can work', and the modern Diva was born. The only problem is, not as many women today give as much of a fuck as Trish did.

[Xero]

I completely agree with that.

Although I consider her work overrated compared to actual women's wrestlers. But compared to a "modern Diva", she's the Bret Hart to their Mass Transit.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/4600/454178-trish_stratus_sexy_back_door__thong__8x10_signed___382_super.jpg

[BigDaddyCool]

Blantant trolls get so boring.

[Anybody Thrilla]

This is the sexiest thing to ever happen in wrestling. Fuck outta here with that Lita/Victoria talk...

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[Xero]

Meh.

[parkmania]

Trish was the perfect blend of beauty, work ethic, willingness to learn, natural talent, and love for the business - all in the right place at the right time.

Was she the most technical female wrestler? No, and definitely not at the beginning. But how many more divas have come along and been given as much if not more time to develop their skills and not even come close to the level Trish got to? Trish could "hang" with the likes of Lita, Ivory, Jazz, Chyna, Nicole Bass, and most others who had many more years of formal training than her.

[Triple Naitch]

Pretty sure I can see a nipple in that first pic.

The thing about Trish is that she got thrown into the WWE with no experience. She learned her skills on the fly and eventually became a top female wrestler. And she is bangin' hot.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Meh? Really? My blood is still boiling from seeing those when they originally aired, and it's been like ten years.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Trish was the perfect blend of beauty, work ethic, willingness to learn, natural talent, and love for the business - all in the right place at the right time.

Was she the most technical female wrestler? No, and definitely not at the beginning. But how many more divas have come along and been given as much if not more time to develop their skills and not even come close to the level Trish got to? Trish could "hang" with the likes of Lita, Ivory, Jazz, Chyna, Nicole Bass, and most others who had many more years of formal training than her.

Even parkmania knows what he's talking about on this one.

Also, I think her mic skills were better than probably any mainstream American diva ever.

[The Mackem]

This is the sexiest thing to ever happen in wrestling. Fuck outta here with that Lita/Victoria talk...

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Fuck off!

Give me two minutes

[The Mackem]

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[Razzamajazz]

dat ass

[The Mackem]

dat ass

Elmo or Sunny?

[Anybody Thrilla]

My god, Shotgun Saturday Night had no shame.

[KIRA]

.Because like it was stated above she busted her ass You could actually see her morph from generic eye candy blonde/piss break into a wrestler. I looked forward to seeing her matches which is something I can only say now with the TNA knockouts or select divas.

[thedamndest]

It was easy to get over back in the day if you stood around Albert. But luckily for her she stayed over by developing her own skills.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Please select one diva that you look forward to, just for curiosity sake.

[KIRA]

Please select one diva that you look forward to, just for curiosity sake.

beth phoenix

Natalya(when she gets in the ring)

but you asked for one..oh well

[KIRA]

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I could feel my childhood dying slowly and painfully

[Anybody Thrilla]

beth phoenix

Natalya(when she gets in the ring)

but you asked for one..oh well

Would you say that you tune in to SmackDOWN! excited for the Beth Phoenix or Natalya segment? For me, I enjoy those two ladies, but they're never the reason I'm watching.

I mean, I can only speak for myself, but the Trish/Mickie feud was probably my favorite thing on Raw while it was happening. I have never looked forward to a women's program as much as I did to that one each week. I also really enjoyed her involvement in the Y2J/Christian program leading into Wrestlemania XX.

Trish was a force on Raw. She was a draw. Probably the only female draw ever. That's pretty sweet.

[KIRA]

I see your point very valid however,at least as far as Beth goes I feel like its only because she isn't in an interesting program(which Trish was) if she was put in a more interesting program she could easily be one of my main reasons for watching Smack down. She is very watchable when she was in the rumble and took down Punk I marked out. Her position speaks more IMO of the current writing teams lack of ability to do anything with her not her wrestling ability or entertainment value

[Razzamajazz]

Elmo or Sunny?

yes

[Anybody Thrilla]

I see your point very valid however,at least as far as Beth goes I feel like its only because she isn't in an interesting program(which Trish was) if she was put in a more interesting program she could easily be one of my main reasons for watching Smack down. She is very watchable when she was in the rumble and took down Punk I marked out. Her position speaks more IMO of the current writing teams lack of ability to do anything with her not her wrestling ability or entertainment value

That's true too. Trish was definitely given a bigger ball to run with.

[Next Big Thing]

The Mickey Trish program was one of the best done in wrestling. You had the sex appeal, the mind games, and two decent wrestlers.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I really liked the pacing of that feud, too. They didn't rush anything, and everything that happened seemed like it happened 'naturally'.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Is there honestly anybody on this board that hasn't JO'ed to Trish at least once?</font>

[Anybody Thrilla]

Not today....yet.

[KIRA]

<font color=goldenrod>Is there honestly anybody on this board that hasn't JO'ed to Trish at least once?</font>
I havent and I wont

[Anybody Thrilla]

You're not fooling anybody, bro.

[The Franchise]

She could cut a decent promo, heel or face. She had charisma. Has been in the two best womens matches of the last decade (vs Lita on RAW and vs Mickie at WM 22) etc. Trish got good in the ring after the Attitude Era and really started to stand out above the other divas minus Lita. But she was way hotter in the AE.

[The Franchise]

<font color=goldenrod>Is there honestly anybody on this board that hasn't JO'ed to Trish at least once?</font>

she was my first

[KIRA]

You're not fooling anybody, bro.


women...arent my thing

[The Franchise]

its dogs, isn't it?

SICKO

[Anybody Thrilla]

KIRA, you disgust me.

[KIRA]

its dogs, isn't it?

SICKO

I knew that Col Mustang quote was gonna bite me in the ass one day

[KIRA]

KIRA, you disgust me.

Are you serious:lol:

if it makes you feel better I don't like men either

[The Franchise]

Not better at all. Now I'm convinced you are into dogs :eek:

[KIRA]

:rofl:
From Wikipedia:
Asexuality (also known as nonsexuality[1]) in its broadest sense, describes lack of sexual attraction,[2][3] or interest in or desire for sex.[4] Sometimes, it is considered a lack of a sexual orientation.[5] One commonly cited study placed the incidence rate of asexuality at 1%.[6]

Asexuality is distinct from abstention from sexual activity and from celibacy, which are behavioral and the latter is usually for a religious reason.[7] A sexual orientation, unlike a behavior, is definitionally "enduring".[8] Some asexuals do have sex.[9]

[Haze]

I learned something today.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Are you serious:lol:

if it makes you feel better I don't like men either

Did I seem serious?

[kareru]

aren't plants also asexual?

[Anybody Thrilla]

I want to talk more about this asexuality, but maybe I should do it in casual. I DEFINITELY know I shouldn't be talking about it in a Trish Stratus thread.

[Lock Jaw]

Trish is so loved because she brought women's wrestling "back".

She eventually learned how to wrestle decently, and had tons of charisma.

She actually had a series of actual feuds for the belt. Rather than today where they are just "oh yeah, ok. She's the number one contender now. OH look, she won out of nowhere."

She was THE face of women's wrestling for a good period. Then when she left they tried to replace her with Mickie James and well... we all know how that turned out.

[KIRA]

Did I seem serious?


nah hence the laughter sorry if that looked wrong


yes some plants and organisms are also asexual

human asexuality though deals with lack of sexual desire whereas plants and organisms are discussed in the asexual reproductive sense

[KIRA]

I want to talk more about this asexuality, but maybe I should do it in casual. I DEFINITELY know I shouldn't be talking about it in a Trish Stratus thread.


Fair enough, we are getting off topic if you ever wanna discuss meet me in the causal forum

[kareru]

she is a yoga guru now

http://www.dabblestone.com/health_files/trish%20stratus%20yoga.jpg

http://www.yogadork.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/trish-stratus-yoga.jpg

http://www.rawwrestlingdivas.com/pictures/trish-stratus-1.jpg

http://www.whatevermagazine.ca/article/23_1245088766_Trish-Stratus.jpg

aaawwweeessooommmee

[Anybody Thrilla]

Fair enough, we are getting off topic if you ever wanna discuss meet me in the causal forum

Already there.

[The Franchise]

Reasons to :heart: Trish

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http://www.rumela.com/albums/trish_stratus/trish_stratus01.jpg

http://www.sexyfemaleabs.com/stills/qdig-files/converted-images/trish-stratus-abs-070217/med_trish-stratus-abs-1.jpg

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http://gfx.download-by.net/screen/277/277457-trish-stratus-sex-e-screensaver.jpg

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2Pe1jNcvNcQ/0.jpg

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http://www.trish-stratus.biz/images/008.jpg

http://www.lady00wrestling.com/sitebuilder/images/1128-596x600.jpg

oh yeah she's a decent wrassler too

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[Evil Vito]

she was my first

<font color=goldenrod>Same. Good times.</font>

[Anybody Thrilla]

"IF MICKIE WHERE A DINOSAUR, SHE'D BE A LICKALOTAPUS"

:lol:

[DAMN iNATOR]

Reasons to :heart: Trish
http://www.lady00wrestling.com/sitebuilder/images/1128-596x600.jpg


LOL @ the dude in the red hat's sign.

[Kalyx triaD]

Trish is the greatest WWE Diva of all time. Fuck off with this thread. That is all. Jesus.

[jskinnyg]

This thread = Hilarious... That sunny clip was funny as shit...

[jskinnyg]

Reasons to :heart: Trish

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http://www.sexyfemaleabs.com/stills/qdig-files/converted-images/trish-stratus-abs-070217/med_trish-stratus-abs-1.jpg

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i24/scottjax77/Trish-Stratus-0086.jpg

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http://gfx.download-by.net/screen/277/277457-trish-stratus-sex-e-screensaver.jpg

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http://www.trish-stratus.biz/images/008.jpg

http://www.lady00wrestling.com/sitebuilder/images/1128-596x600.jpg

oh yeah she's a decent wrassler too

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http://i33.tinypic.com/2624k8p.gif

Ummm.. BEST Spoiler EVER!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

http://images.damncrows.com/img/upld/trish-stratus.gif

[VSG]

http://www.181st.net/celebrity-galleries/Trish-Stratus/pictures/Trish-Stratus_nude.jpg
Zoom into left breast

Want to know again why she is loved?

[Ruien]

I still think Stacy was hotter during the earlier days.

[XCaliber]

Have to agree that Trish was overrated but she's still lightyears ahead of Mickie.

[Dirk Ziggler]

Because she had big boobies...'nuff said

[Skippord]

because she's hot as fuck

duh

[Destor]

Trish is legendary. I dont understand this thread.

[The Franchise]

this thread is just 90 replies saying "because she is hot" in one way or another

[Destor]

IN ring, on the stick, as a face, as a heel...where's the complaint here?

[Ruien]

this thread is just 90 replies saying "because she is hot" in one way or another

In all fairness, I said Stacy was hot.

[Destor]

Trish truely proved, for the first time in american female wrestling, that you can be ultra hot and a good worker. she single handedly redefined what womens wrestling was...how does wrestling men even come into play here? It's a work, you work who you're booked to work...

[The Franchise]

I think Stacy was hotter than Trish too

[KIRA]

IN ring, on the stick, as a face, as a heel...where's the complaint here?

I think Bonez wanted to know why the majority of us hold her as the measuring stick for WWE divas not an invalid question IMO.

also is that Nicolas D. Wolfwood in your avatar?

[RGWhat316]

I love Trish and all, but why only she is considered the queen, I really dont know. If Trish wanted to work WWE full-time next week, they would hire her back in a heartbeat. And she also got a great retirement to go out on by winning the title in her hometown. Yet women like Lita, Mickie and Molly have to job their final match, and it seems they are almost not allowed back in WWE.

Though I do blame Trish for what is happening today with WWE. Since they turned one model into a wrestler, they apparently think that they can turn all the models into wrestlers. Which I do have a problem with.

[Destor]

I think Bonez wanted to know why the majority of us hold her as the measuring stick for WWE divas not an invalid question IMO.

also is that Nicolas D. Wolfwood in your avatar?
YES. <3 Wolfwood.

But again Trish IS the measuring stick for american female workers. Even if TPWW didn't agree with that she still would be. That how much of an impact on the buisness she had.

[The Franchise]

The writers are more to blame for that than Trish,

[KIRA]

This is true they don't seem to realize that she was fairly unique in that she was willing and able to better her in-ring skills and that not every model turn wrestler will be as motivated as she was.

[Kalyx triaD]

Writers can't put on a good match in an often ignored division.

[Destor]

I love Trish and all, but why only she is considered the queen, I really dont know. If Trish wanted to work WWE full-time next week, they would hire her back in a heartbeat. And she also got a great retirement to go out on by winning the title in her hometown. Yet women like Lita, Mickie and Molly have to job their final match, and it seems they are almost not allowed back in WWE.

Though I do blame Trish for what is happening today with WWE. Since they turned one model into a wrestler, they apparently think that they can turn all the models into wrestlers. Which I do have a problem with.
Difference being that Trish learned to work. And thus she gets the special treatment. She is the best of both worlds and in the climate of American female wrestling she is the mecca. Everythign they could have ever wanted and more. Molly Holly could out work Trish. But she couln't out draw her. And Tirsh is a draw. Something few women have ever become, espicially in the states. /she was the total package.

ps-Lita was awful and the only reason she got over was cause she did flippy moves off shit. that = spot monkey.

[KIRA]

I want to blame the writers moreso than the women again they give the divas nothing in terms of story and when they hire women we KNOWare awesome in the ring i.e. Gail Kim it seems they make her scale back her considerable skills its amazing really.

I'm of the mindset that if the writers step it up in the women's division it will motivate the women to do the same.


The women's division in TNA is one of the few things TNA has completely right

[RGWhat316]

I want to blame the writers moreso than the women again they give the divas nothing in terms of story and when they hire women we KNOWare awesome in the ring i.e. Gail Kim it seems they make her scale back her considerable skills its amazing really.

I'm of the mindset that if the writers step it up in the women's division it will motivate the women to do the same.


The women's division in TNA is one of the few things TNA has completely right

Agreed. Especially with Gail with something I read earlier that her and Katie were going to be sent to SD. But the source said since Kelly is the bigger star, she went instead and Katie gets fired.

TNA definitely gets the nod with their better womens division. They have more actual wrestlers, even Velvet, but they seem to scale her back as well. But since WWE has fired my top 2 favorite women in Mickie and Maria, I am caring even less about WWE's womens division, and they even have 2 belts!

[BillyBonez]

I was thinking about him the other day and how much WWE screwed up by not using him right. I mean here you have a good looking dude just prime to become a good upper midcard heel and you flush him into the toilet.

Escobar was a suave, smooth looking guy and you book him by having him be a lover of...VICKIE? That was an awful business decision. Escobar should have been surrounded by the divas and have been a lady man instead of being booked with that fat monster, Vickie. I mean no offense to her, but she is not exactly the type of girl for a guy who looks like Escobar.

This, IMO, destroyed his character and was the reason why people didnt get into him. I mean, if WWE just let him do it naturally and didnt stick him with Vickie, I think Escobar would be one of the top Smackdown midcarders by now.

His theme music was awesome and I think he could have had a characters that was more like Razor Raymon rather than whatever it is WWE tried to make out of him. I hope WWE realizes there mistake and pushes him in again, but this time lets him be himself.

Am I alone on this?

[Volare]

Yeah, I did like his theme.

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[Supreme Olajuwon]

He'd do really well in a romantic angle with Chavo Guerrero.

[Volare]

Chavo and Escobar, the Rico Suaves!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

who have sex with one another

[BillyBonez]

That would be cool guys, Chavo can one day say, after losing another match, "Im not going to lose ever again because I'm calling my BIG DADDY to come in and take care of me" and then Escobar can jump in and attack whoever Chavo is fighting and be really protective of him while Chavo becomes really submissive. That would be awesome!

[The Pope]

That's not gay at all

[tjmidnight420]

top Smackdown midcarder

Uh...

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I'd love for them to bring back the live sex celebration that they did with Edge and Lita but this time have it with two or more guys.

[BillyBonez]

I'd love for them to bring back the live sex celebration that they did with Edge and Lita but this time have it with two or more guys.

I just got the mental image of the entire spirit squad doing it with each other while shouting their names "MIKEY!" ... "NICKY@!!!!" Ahahahah!

[Anybody Thrilla]

I don't think aligning Escobar with Vickie was what killed him. They probably should have taken more time with it, though. Vickie herself had been off television for quite some time, so any interest she was garnering was all about her. She had some guy with her that nobody had ever seen, but he clearly wasn't the focal point.

They should have just had Vickie re-debut while Escobar made a separate, regular debut. Have him go out in some matches and make a really good showing for himself, ultimately to come up JUST a little short every time. I probably would have made him a face to start. After a prolonged losing streak, that's when you have Escobar casually start interracting with Vickie backstage, making it clear that Vickie is attracted to him.

In Escobar's next match, have him make another GREAT showing, only to lose again...until Vickie excuses her way onto the stage and restarts the match. Escobar's opponent is yelling at Vickie from the ring about how it isn't fair, and Escobar rolls him up for the three count. Have the two start dating from there, Escobar turns heel, and people have more of a vested interest in him. How over he got probably would still depend on his ring/mic work though, and I didn't really see enough of him to know if he's actually talented.

What ULTIMATELY killed him was the sudden face turn. It was made clear that he was dating her just to try and get ahead on Smackdown (which was already pretty clear), but there was no reason for anybody at all to give a fuck. Maybe if he had lost a title match because of her or something, it would have made more sense. Either way, Vickie just squashed him in their 'feud', and his release felt like a mercy kill.

[Stealth-Icon]

I never liked the guy, so I really don't miss him at all.

[Next Big Thing]

He'll be on TNA as a co- host of the O-Zone with Orlando Jordan.

[Xero]

Who?

[Skippord]

Escobar should have been surrounded by the divas and have been a lady man


now you're writing about transgendered people?

[Perry Saturn]

the guy was a good wrestler didnt care for the gimmick though

[Jimmy Cones]

What ULTIMATELY killed him was the sudden face turn. It was made clear that he was dating her just to try and get ahead on Smackdown (which was already pretty clear), but there was no reason for anybody at all to give a fuck. Maybe if he had lost a title match because of her or something, it would have made more sense. Either way, Vickie just squashed him in their 'feud', and his release felt like a mercy kill.

This. You can't have a face trying to date a heel to get over. I think Vickie was too over for him anyways and she was the focal point. I wasn't a big fan of his in ring work though he was halfway decent on the mic. Too bad no one gave a shit.

[Anybody Thrilla]

His face turn didn't even make any sense. Why should people be expected to cheer for him because he dated a disgusting woman to try and gain success, then got no success, then started talking about how bad she looked in her negliche? He did nothing to make anyone want to like him.

[BobBitchen]

Who???? I guess that would be a no.

[Afterlife]

Eric Escobar was a flabby, boring fencepost. I'm glad he got fired.

[Jakob Synn]

I never once like him. I'm with afterlife on this. He was boring and lame and am glad he was released.

[Ultra Mantis]

I don't even remember him. But that's not a bad thing, that's a good thing.

[thedamndest]

He had a very sharp haircut.

[Rammsteinmad]

I had never actually seen him perform, so whatever...

I do of course read results online, and what puts me off is how he enters as Vickies boyfriend (which as someone mentioned above was a terrible idea), but even worse was how, like three weeks later or something, they've split up and now feuding. Character overkill right there.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Remember when he was almost on the Bragging Rights team, but then they were like 'uhhh, nevermind'?

[Poit]

Remember when he was almost on the Bragging Rights team, but then they were like 'uhhh, nevermind'?

But didn't they do the same thing to McIntyre?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Yeah, but do we have to compare McIntyre's progress to Escobar's right now?

[LuigiD]

I am surprised people miss him? I didn't like anything that was done with him. I don't think he had much persona either. Was he misused? perhaps...as previously suggested, I to agree that a lady's man would gain some serious heat.

[Poit]

Yeah, but do we have to compare McIntyre's progress to Escobar's right now?

Just sayin', they both got the same treatment in that PPV.

[Ermaximus]

I'd love for them to bring back the live sex celebration that they did with Edge and Lita but this time have it with two or more guys.

So is that how you would have Cena/Young merge into 1 super being that never loses?

[BillyBonez]

Ideally, having popular celebrities as guest hoses should just increase the ratings because people who know and like these celebrities should turn in to watch the WWE.

But it seems that if u look at the ratings, it hasnt increased and also it seems that ratings are even going down since the guest hosts started.

I think that guest hosts are actually removing ratings. Here is why. Look, if you are just some normal guy who doesnt watch wrestling but say, u are a big fan of Rob Zombie (for example) and one night he guest hosts Raw. However, its only advertised on Raw that Rob Zombie is hosting, u dont hear it on the internet or on the radio. So you dont know he is guest hosting and wont tune in.

Now lets say ur a wrestling fan. U hate Rob Zombie, so you know he is hosting next week and you say, "sCrew it I have better things to do than to watch that D-bag". So ideally, Raw should have had +1 rating and -1 rating, equalling out and at a minimum should not lose ratings, but because most celebrities fans would not know that they host RAW and some may hate wrestling so much that they wont watch anyway, the fact is, we only get the -1 for each fan who says, "I aint watching".

So I think the guest hosts are removing ratings.

Now dont get me wrong, I like the guest hosts but I dont think its a good decision for the WWE to have because it isnt working like they thought it would.

What do u guys think?

[VSG]

Well atleast now the non-wrestling guest hosts have a much smaller role on tv than earlier, so WWE are adapting. Slowly.

[Kane Knight]

They're not doing anything.

[Razzamajazz]

they need to bring back zz top and those nascar guys to host. THINK OF THE RATINGS

[Ruien]

Ratings always drop after WM. Depending on how popular the guest host is will depend on how many people they bring in. If they ever get Lebron (Which was reported he was going to come with Shaq), ratings would go crazy. We will have to at least wait for the NBA playoffs, or the Cavs to get eliminated before that happens though.

Although, ratings will not drop because the guest host is garbage. Not many people will be like "Ozzy Osborn is going to be on Raw, mess that I am not watching". Most people will just say how stupid it is and still watch (Since they are not watching for the guest host).

[Kane Knight]

Ratings always drop after WM.

Of course, they also dropped going into Wrestlemania, so....

[kareru]

maybe if they hired some big names they might increase ratings
if megan fox were to guest host the ratings would be through the roof but as it happens they like to get nascar dicks to do it or some crappy actors with a crappy movie to plug

[jskinnyg]

Bring back the Shaq... Shaq & Jericho was priceless... Cristina...

[Kane Knight]

That, that was incredibly "witty."

[Ruien]

Of course, they also dropped going into Wrestlemania, so....

They got higher, then some viewers (.7/.8 around) went and watched TNA.

[Schlomey]

I have liked a few of the hosts and honestly it does make me want to tune in. I like to see what they do and how badly they do it. I like watching for name botches and bad acting. Personally, I hope it goes away and we get Regal back in charge before his ass gets fired....but for short term it isn't that bad. I'm sick of it reallly but that doesn't mean I don't pop in each week to see what kind of asses they are making of themselves.


so basically its a love hate relationship for me regarding the guest hosts.

[Steveviscious89]

I actually think that TNA had much less of an effect on the ratings than people think. Most folks who watch TNA will stick with it, but a lot of them are wrestling fans in general who might rather watch Raw, hence the ratings with Impact lately. I don't think the guest host deal has done anything for the ratings, at least nothing good. It seems like the ratings have been doing a very slow one step forward and two steps back kind of thing for a real long time.