BillyBonez very own wrestling thread!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Yeah Morrison was about on the level of Kofi Kingston or Shelton Benjamin. Fun to watch at times, really fun to watch in spot fests like MitB, Royal Rumble, TLC etc, but reeeeeeeeeeeeally boring character-wise.

[Fignuts]

Fraze, Cena is their biggest draw. Punk is getting snubbed by the majority of WWE's fanbase, not John Cena.

[Waylander]

They're also statues.

[whiteyford]

And he's fucking terrible, they have Mason Ryan for that.

[erickman]

the question is why zack ryder is not at tna yet to join the robs

[NormanSmiley]

where has mason ryan been?

[mike adamle]

I guess it'd be cool if they kept Rey and Sin Cara teaming and in a cluster fuck tag title ladder match this year. Maybe even won it. Then eventually turn on each other later in the year culminating in a match at WrestleMania XXX. Rey vs. Sin Cara is a lucha libre dream match and really should happen at a WrestleMania.

[Shisen Kopf]

Be Long is the biggest porn star in Japan. A full 4 inches!

[Curd]

I've seen autistic chimps who could talk better than him. He made Benoit look like the second coming of the rock.


Autism Speaks!!! :)

[YOUR Hero]

Wang, Be Long

[DAMN iNATOR]

Because Alberto Del Rio, being younger elicits a better crowd reaction, so like it or not he’s their token Mexican.

Just thank your lucky stars they didn’t pick Juan for that...can you imagine how awful that would be?

[Nicky Fives]

do your homework, he was in OVW in 2007-2008 and WWE released him....

[Rollermacka]

do your homework, he was in OVW in 2007-2008 and WWE released him....

Exactly, the reason is he's nothing special in the grand scheme of wrestlers. There are plenty of bodybuilders turned wrestlers out there. I saw him wrestle at a TNA house show (given free tickets) and he'sreally cumbersome in the ring. He doesn't have much chrisma either, so there's no real reason to sign him.

[Razzamajazz]

i'd like to say i missed william bonez and his homo erotic posts, but

[The Destroyer]

Exactly, the reason is he's nothing special in the grand scheme of wrestlers. There are plenty of bodybuilders turned wrestlers out there. I saw him wrestle at a TNA house show (given free tickets) and he'sreally cumbersome in the ring. He doesn't have much chrisma either, so there's no real reason to sign him.
Maybe the statue comparison wasn't too far off the mark...

[whiteyford]

where has mason ryan been?

injured I think, showed up on nxt a couple weeks back though.

[XL]

Hard to use the guy at all when he spends 70% of the year on the sidelines.

[Rhaps]

The rock does be short in 2013? or The Rock does not belong in 2013? In which case, what do we do? Get Doc and Marty on the case?

January 1st 2013: Sorry Rock, you do not belong in this year. Please either go back or pass to 2014.

My brain hurts.

[Rhaps]

Last time I saw Rey Mysterio was at the Rumble and he looked like I could beat him up. Little short dude with a beer gut.

[Tazz Dan]

Rob Van Dam is one of a kind.

[Wishbone]

Fraze, Cena is their biggest draw. Punk is getting snubbed by the majority of WWE's fanbase, not John Cena.

Uh... you do realize that Punk was the second best merchandise seller during his face run, right behind Cena right? Punk's not being shunned by anyone, the fans love the guy and he's a perfect top heel or even second face.

As for the topic of the thread, I don't agree with the whole Rock taking people's spots thing. I mean I see where it comes form, and I'm sure him being in the title match is taking a few minutes that could have been used for some sap like Brodus to do a comedy skit, but it's not like he's keeping anyone from being in the main event. Punk will either be fighting Taker or in a triple with Cena and Rock so he's right were he should be, and I'm sure Sheamus and Ryback will be involved with the shield so all the young main event guys have a spot at mania guaranteed.

[Wishbone]

They haven't hired him because 1) They've got Mason Ryan, 2) He's terrible, and 3) Even TNA needs a big, dumb oaf around.

[Perry Saturn]

Haven't we had a conversation about this before?

[Fox]

This thread is moronic. Not only because of the lack of proper spelling, punctuation, and grammar in the initial post, but because the post makes assumptions that are just wrong.

The Rock is arguably the most entertaining man professional wrestling has ever seen. On top of that, he can still work. His wrestling ability still surpasses many on the main roster. In my opinion, his "style" in the last two matches with Punk are a result of bad booking, not a lack of ability or chemistry between the two performers.

Body-wise, The Rock looks better than most, wait, all of the other wrestlers on the roster. He's 41, and still omits electricity when he's in the ring like a mega-star, something many performers of today can only dream of.

The talk about other wrestlers' spots being "taken" is annoying. We all know there are a limited amount of spots for exposure and TV. But you know, some poor jabroni who isn't even near the stature of The Rock didn't have their spot taken, they never had the spot to begin with. Nobody is being held down.

The Rock is furthering the product and pushes whoever he works with to the next level. CM Punk is one of the only reasons to watch pro wrestling, and his feud with The Rock has been great. The real shame is that Punk could possibly be snubbed from the WWE Title match at WM29 not because of The Rock, but because of John Cena. Now Cena is the guy people should be complaining about. Dude's a stand up guy, does a ton for the company and for his fans, but he can't work. His matches are terrible and the only thing that dictates whether the match is solid or not is the guy he works with. CM Punk will be snubbed for us to see "Twice In A Lifetime," not because of The Rock on his own.

Stop complaining, The Rock was and still is The Great One. He's earned the name and nobody thinks he's going to "stick around." He's here for as long as he can be, then he'll go do his thing and come back when he can again. Anybody mention The Undertaker? Dude wrestles once a year, maybe has one other appearance on Raw and nobody says a thing. That schedule would be something to resent.

Know your damn role.

Just no.

The Rock returning to the WWE is nothing but a shot in the arm. Yes, it's good for business in terms of short term buyrates and one-off revenue streams. But while it's good for the WWE in those terms, it does nothing for the WWE in terms of building future superstars.

Everyone recognizes the problem that's been so apparent for the past 3-4 years especially: the mid-card in the WWE has not equated to any major stars and the WWE relies too heavily on old-timers to fill out their major show of the year. And that's all fine for the time being, but it's not a long term solution. Triple H and Undertaker show up and put on a match of a lifetime and then disappear for the rest of the year. Jericho shows up 2 months out and gets a WWE Championship at Mania. The Rock shows up sporadically to cut promos, beats Cena in the main event of Mania, and then disappears again for the rest of the calendar year before coming back to win the WWE Championship. Now he's going to main event WrestleMania again.

Meanwhile, superstars who deserve attention, recognition and pushes into the main event get their legs cut out from under them because all of the focus is on Rock, Lesnar and Triple H, and possibly Undertaker. Everyone else looks amateur compared to The Rock, and when he leaves again after Mania, they're still going to look amateur.

The argument could be made that it would've been better for the WWE as a whole for guys like The Rock and Brock Lesnar to just stay away and for guys like Undertaker and Triple H to just retire, as it would give the current crop of WWE superstars no choice but to evolve, grow and become the new tier of main eventers for years to come.

[Curd]

Who said WWE has been misusing Rey Rey? He put over Miz quite nicely a few weeks back! :)

[Curd]

the question is why zack ryder is not at tna yet to join the robs

Agreed! Zacky Zack complains in hopes the squeaky wheel shall be greased but WWE tends to remove the wheel rather than to oil it. I expect Ryder to be released after 'Mania.

[Curd]

Speaking of which, do laid off WWE Superstars get unemployment insurance, or are they truly independent contractors? Does anyone know a former WWE talent who received a W2 instead of a 1099 when receiving annual paycheck summaries?

[Rock Bottom]

I remebard wen i said tha rok ww champ n now i say hey ha ha ha ha i was right agan about that THE ROCK

[Rock Bottom]

This is a dumb thing to even debate, The Rock is the shit

[Rock Bottom]

also for a list of years the rock belongs in

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0425005/

[Droford]

WWE Should sign Garrett Bischoff since he looks like Brad Maddox

[Fox]

Is that a sentence?

[Keith]

The most electrical man in sports entertainment.

This guy obviously doesn't know who The Shockmaster was.

[Ruien]

Lets not put the biggest draws on the biggest ppv of the year. Sounds like a terrible idea. You have 10 months to build your character and if you have not made it out of the pact then sit your ass at home. Vince and the WWE want money and that does not include putting bums on the biggest event of the year.

[BillyBonez]

Just woke up and had a crazy ass dream that I was walking down the street and saw John Cena and I'm like "The Champ is HEREEEEE!" and Cena started fist pumping and yelling "HELL YAH". Then we went to target and Cena kept buying all these pink shirts. I asked Cena what jeans I should buy and I picked up a whole bunch and went to the fitting room and then walked out to show Cena the jeans that I got and Cena is like "Hell yeah, lets go" and I was like "But I have to pay for the jeans" and Cena said, "I'm John Cena, I don't have to pay for anything".

So we walked out of the store. Me in my new jeans and John Cena in a pink shirt.
I started asking Cena if I could get a job in the WWE but he started acting hard and said that WWE is firing him but I can't tell anyone about it and I told him I don't believe him and he got upset and said that WWE is going to push Alberto Del Rio to his audience now because Del Rio is hispanic and Cena is not, so Cena told me he is gonna sue the WWE and then he got into a limo and drove off.

This is one of my fav dreams I ever had!

[Wishbone]

So basically you and Cena went shopping for clothes together?...

[CSL]

dreamed I slept with an ex in some variety of garage only now she had fake tatars

[Shisen Kopf]

I had a dream that you had a dream where you met John Cena. Weird.

[BillyBonez]

I have been writing some wrestling promo's, here is 1 I wrote.

"You know, everyone wants to be me. But you know what? No one is me except me. You wanna be me? Well u aint me because you're you, and you know what people say about you? They say that you suck! That's why everyone wants to be me and not you because everyone sucks except me! But you know, you try so hard to be you and to try to be me but the only thing that happens is that you become more like you and less like me. Because I don't try to be you, I can only be me and I am so much better than you are. Not just you in particular, but all of you. Every single one of you. You are all just wanna be me, but u isnt me, you aint even close to me.

Now every night when I come to the ring and I stare into the eye of my opponent, I see you. You stare back and you see me. But you don't see me because you're too stupid to see me. Instead you see your doom but you also see your role model. Because at the end of the day when I'm pinning your shoulders to the mat, the last thought that goes through your head before the bill rings is, "I wish I was not who I am. I wish I was you".

But you never will be me.

The only person that's me is me, and all of you are just garbage. Human biological garbage.

Nothing changes and never will.

That's why I reign! "

What do u guys think of this promo?

[Rammsteinmad]

It's a bit shit, mate.

[Rhaps]

Nice effort, but too repetitive, all you need to say is "You just want to be me, but you will never be as good as me." Say it once and be done, otherwise you start getting boring and repetitive.

"That's why I reign!"....Reign were? Why is that why you reign?

" You stare back and you see me. But you don't see me because you're too stupid to see me. Instead you see your doom but you also see your role model."

None of this makes any sense, do I see you or not?

[BillyBonez]

Anyone do this? I have a notebook and I book shows every week or when I have time and then I roleplay the matches with my action figures. Every action figure has a different name/gimmick from who they are suppose to be and I have my own pay per view and show names. Here is a sample of my last show I wrote and role played on my desk this morning.


UWA : Ultimate Wrestling Army: Monday Night Meltdown.

The show opens up with the mystery man from last week walking out. He still has a mask on his head and grabs the mic.

Jack Bones : "Well folks, welcome to another Monday Night Meltdown"

Andrea Mosley : "This should be a good one. But what does this mystery man has in store for us this week?"

Jack Bones : "Let's watch and see!"

Mystery Man : "SILENCE when the lord speaks! Last night, I decimated The Insane Rebel, Johnny Pox. Tonight, I will continue to decimate every star in UWA. Now, most of you want to know my name but my name cannot be known at this time.

For now you can refer to me as HELL!"

A pyro explodes and Hell is no longer in the ring.

*Commercial*




Opener Match : Mike "The Trailer" Ticks Vs Bart Hendricks.

Mike Ticks walks to the ring with his trailer park cheering crew. Bart Hendricks is already in the ring. Bart Hendricks attacks Mike Ticks before Ticks can get in the ring. Bart Hendricks hits the Murderer on Mike Ticks and knocks him out. The match is a no contest, as Mike Ticks is knocked out before the match can begin.

The crowd boos in anger.

Andrea : "Well, the crowd isn't happy that Mike Ticks just suffered a cowardly attack by Bart Hendricks"

Jack : "That's what makes Bart Hendricks so danger. Hendricks is the kind of man who takes no prisoners. He would injure you before he lets you go. Will Mike Ticks ever wrestle again."


*commercial*



Midcard Match #1 : For the Intense Title.

Travis McDonnan Vs KK-Clown.

KK-Clown comes out and cuts a racist promo. KK-Clown says, "Well, I hope theres no black people in the audience tonight! Because only white men can appreciate true wrestling skills. God made black people black so that we wouldn't have to look at them! It's time to show why white is bright!"

Travis McDonnan runs out with a microphone.

Travis : "KK-Clown, you are a worthless racist redneck. You may be undefeated in the ring, but you can not beat the McDonnan. And if you try, you will be KILLED!

Jack : "Well, KK-Clown is one of the most hated heels in wrestling today. But can Travis defeat him tonight?"

Andrea : "Travis is black and he's really pissed at KK-Clown!"

Jack : "I think KK-Clown wont laugh tonight!"

KK-Clown and Travis lock up in the ring. KK-Clown hits Travis in the balls with a kick. The referee is distracted and doesn't see it. Travis falls out of the ring holding his crotch. KK-Clown dives over the top rope and hits McDonnan with a big splash. Travis screams in pain. The referee gets pissed and tells them to get back in the ring. KK-Clown drags Travis back to the ring. Travis reverses it and hits a DDT on KK-Clown. KK-Clown is down. Travis slaps his chest and says,

"IT IS OVER!"

Jack : "Oh no, Travis is going for the Nuclear Assault!"

Andrea : "No one has ever kicked out of this move!"

Travis picks up KK-Clown and spins him around and then hits a powerbomb but doesn't release him, instead Travis flips him around and hits a tombstone powerdriver. The crowd cheers.

Jack : "Is this the end of KK-Clown's undefeated streak?"

Andrea : "Wait, what the heck is that?"

The lights go out and when they come back on, a man jumps in the ring and superkicks Travis.

Jack : "Who is that?"

Andrea : "It's him! It's Ming Wong! The Asian Satan!"

Jack : "Asian Satan is back and he just kicked Travis in the head!"

Andrea : "Remember, it was Travis who injured Ming Wong in that burning cage match two months ago!"

Jack : "The referee calls for the bell! Ming Wong just saved KK-Clown's winning streak!"

Andrea : "Maybe now that a minority saved him, KK-Clown will become less racist!"

Jack : "I wouldn't bet on that, KK-Clown said that the one thing he hates more than black people is yellow people!"

Andrea : "Maybe he will change his mind tonight!"

Jack : "He can't, he is still out cold!"

Andrea : "They are taking him back to the trailer park to lady to rest!"

*commercial*


Tag Team Match : The Silent Murderers Billy and Andy Jones Vs The Hellions, Jose Miguel and Andrew Goldman.



Jose Miguel and Andrew Goldman come out. Miguel is wearing a sombrero and Goldman is wearing a menorah. Miguel grabs the mic as the crowd boos them for what they did last week.

Jack : "What are these two clowns doing out here tonight?"

Andrea : "I don't know but they are in a world of hurt as they face the SILENT MURDERERS tonight!"

Jose Miguel : "Arriba me amigos!"

Andrew Goldman : "Shalom my fellow chosen people!"

Jose : "I am mexican...!"

Andrew Goldman : "And I'm Jewish!"

Jose & Andrew : "And we are the Hellions!"

Bodies by Drowning Pool hits and The Silent Murderers jump out of the crowd with kendo sticks and begin to beat down The Hellions. The match didnt start yet. Jose Miguel takes out some brass knuckles and knocks out Billy. Andy tries to powerbomb Andrew but Andrew gives him a wad of cash to abandon his tag team partner! Andy walks off, leaving Billy in a two on one assault!

The bell rings and The Hellions are beating the heck out of Billy Jones.

Jack : "Andy is a sellout! He took Goldman's cash to walk out on his partner!"

Andrea : "You know what they say, everyone has a price, and no one has more money than a goldman!"

Jack : "Wait! The tag team champs are here! Thank the heavens!"

The tag team champions, Insane & Inane, Robinson Crusoe and Batman rush to the ring. Jose Miguel takes out a bottle of Corona Ice and tries to break it over Batman's head but Batman ducks and Jose hits Goldman on the head instead! Goldman's skullcap goes flying and Robinson Crusoe powerbombs him on top of his own skullcap! Insane and Inane grab the mic.

"Robinson Crusoe : "Hellions, you think you can buy your way to the tag team titles but you're wrong! All you will buy yourself is a trip to an abandoned island in the pacific ocean!"

Batman : "You're lucky that you aren't thrown into Gotham because I would put you in a jail cell between The Joker and The Penguin and then you will beg for mercy!"

*commercial*




Main Event :

The Mystery man named HELL walks out,

Hell : "I have a ticket to ride and a license to destroy. First one out here gets to feel my wrath. You think you can stop me? You cannot stop me because I am HELL and I will burn you! You ENTER HELL!"

The fans explode in cheers as familiar music hits and the UWA champion walks out.
Michael Mountain steps from the curtain and stares down Hell.

Michael Mountain takes out the mic.

Michael Mountain : "Hell...you've been raising a lot of hell here lately. You seem to think that you deserve a shot at...the top of the mountain. But you know, they call me a mountain because its impossible to climb me, just like it's impossible to defeat me. I am the tallest man in the world. I am 8 feet tall, 1,000 pounds and I am all muscle. I have killed over 17 men in the ring this year alone. I say it was by accident but some say it was on purpose.

Now, Hell, you small punk ass, you think you wanna step between those ropes and face the UWA champion, Michael Mountain? Think long and hard befpre you try to climb the mount everest of UWA!

Jack : This won't end well. Hell has been taking out people left and right but no one has ever defeated Michael Mountain.

Andrea : Michael Mountain is the kind of man you want as your bodyguard but don't want anything to do with. He is a cold heart with a face of doom.

Jack : Maybe Hell will finally quit!

Michael Mountain : Come on Hell, whats wrong? Did your balls fall off? I want an answer...NOW!

Hell stares at Michael Mountain. Suddenly the lights go out and when they turn back on, a crowd of masked men are attacking Michael Mountain. They pull him down to the floor.

Hell stands in the ring laughing.

Hell : These are my minions. These are my demons from hell. The only thing that can destroy a mountain...is a VOLCANO...and Volcano's come from Hell! Yes, I will take your challenge! I will take your title! I WILL BE THE FIRST MAN TO CLIMB MICHAEL MOUNTAIN AND MAKE YOU TAP OUT!

*Show ends*

[Ultra Mantis]

But if you were me, then I'd be you, and I'd use your body to get to the top!

[Rhaps]

Gotta admit dude, I only scrolled through this, but all I saw was "The Asian Satan"...I don't know if that's horrible or awesome :D

[NormanSmiley]

my head hurts

[Shadrick]

:y:

[Shisen Kopf]

Just call the other rassler a fag. That's way better and more thought provoking!

[RockySucks]

I wrote one too.


Look here, Billy you call yourself, yourself, but really
I created you, I will rule you, and make you my bitch.
Take you into places you've never even thought existed.

I can be your worst nightmare, Son you go ahead and
play with your little toys at night, if it helps you sleep,
but when you dream, boy that's when I appear. that's when your
nightmares begin. you wake up realizing was it just a dream, however
you look into the mirror after splashing water on your face, then see my reflection. That's right I scare the fuck outta you son.

Now what on earth are you going to do because, I'm hotter than hell
The demon child, the devil never wanted, I will crucifix you.

[Rhaps]

I wrote one too.


Look here, Billy you call yourself, yourself, but really
I created you, I will rule you, and make you my bitch.
Take you into places you've never even thought existed.

I can be your worst nightmare, Son you go ahead and
play with your little toys at night, if it helps you sleep,
but when you dream, boy that's when I appear. that's when your
nightmares begin. you wake up realizing was it just a dream, however
you look into the mirror after splashing water on your face, then see my reflection. That's right I scare the fuck outta you son.

Now what on earth are you going to do because, I'm hotter than hell
The demon child, the devil never wanted, I will crucifix you.


That just kind of makes you sound like a child molester with learning difficulties

[RockySucks]

That just kind of makes you sound like a child molester with learning difficulties

It's ok that's my gimmick

[mike adamle]

Very sad :nono:

[Shisen Kopf]

Your fed should have the evil heel group the Jew World Order. Just a thought.

[mike adamle]

Was this dream a "wet" dream?

[mike adamle]

That's an AWESOME gimmick :y:

[BillyBonez]

What do u score The Dudley boyz?

[whiteyford]

Why Billy why?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

It is decided. All BillyBonez threads must be posted in here until St. Jimmy decides the offending poster is worthy of a second chance.

[NormanSmiley]

arent billybones and rockysucks the same kid?

[RockySucks]

arent billybones and rockysucks the same kid?What do you rate him? NormanSmiley.

[BillyBonez]

arent billybones and rockysucks the same kid?



No Iam not that faggot

[RockySucks]

No Iam not that faggot



we both have the same amount of letters in our username
so it could be possible, however he called me a faggot
yet he wanted me to polish his knob, so he's obviously the fag here :)

[BillyBonez]

we both have the same amount of letters in our username
so it could be possible, however he called me a faggot
yet he wanted me to polish his knob, so he's obviously the fag here :)



If your sucking my cock the only one who is gay is YOU

FAGGOT

Its your fantasy

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Let's just compromise and say you're both faggots.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

billy bones vs. rockysucks? i think they is the same person. quit arguing with urself fags (fag?)

[RockySucks]

If your sucking my cock the only one who is gay is YOU

FAGGOT

Its your fantasy






Actually no, because I'd refuse to polish your knob,
you asked me, which makes you the fag. shit I'm to good for this forum.

[BillyBonez]

What is one thing that people love?
What is one thing that brings in ratings?
What is the reason why MMA and UFC are so popular?
What is the reason why people like action?

The answer is in one word. VIOLENCE. Violence is that reason. This is what the WWE is missing. Its become too much of a sport. Its too much like real life wrestling now. Years and years WWE has toned itself down. Now it is a SHELL.

Then u wondre why the ratings have gone down...

People want violence. People want blood. People want to see people get hurt.

This is why I think WWE needs more gritty. More violent matches, more blood, more action and more "controversieal" moments like, I dunno, have Brock Lesnar pull a shotgun out on Triple HHH and have Jack Swagger ambush black people backstage and call them the n-word. I guarantee u, in one week, WWE ratings will be in the roof!

Its not about PG or not PG, its about action and violence or no action and violence.

Ppl want blood.

[whiteyford]

Its not about PG or not PG, its about action and violence or no action and violence.

Ppl want blood.





I think you'll find that you are contradicting yourself there Slapnuts.

[whiteyford]

Or have you been watching gladiator movies?

[Kris P Lettus]

the whole argument is a contradiction

more like real wrestling but not like ufc

[Juan]

Its not about PG or not PG, its about action and violence or no action and violence.





Great point

[BillyBonez]

Braden Walker broke through the door and Aj Lee screamed in terror. Braden grabed her by the breasts and said

"I'm Braden Walker. And I'm gonna F your brains out"

AJ Lee screamed for help. Funaki was in the next room masturbating. Funaki ran to help AJ but Braden Walker turned around and punched Funaki. Funaki ran away.

Braden Walker took off his pants and Aj Lee saw his 17 inch boner.

"OH NO!" Aj Lee said as Braden Walker began to walk towards her brandishing his boner.

"NO!" screamed Aj Lee as Braden Walker rubbed against her.

"YES!" said Braden Walker and Aj Lee felt his hot breath on her neck.

She realized it was time to become pregnant.

"Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! " she screamed as Braden Walker began to have intercourse with her.

9 months later she gave birth.

[voncouch]

Glad to hear Funaki is still getting a paycheck. Good for him.

[Shadrick]

braden walker is not over enough for a 17 inch boner.

15, maybe. not 17.

[NormanSmiley]

feed that troll boys

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I don't believe this thread was given approval by St. Jimmy. It shouldn't be here. Lemme help you out with that.