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Kalyx triaD
11-28-2009, 09:25 AM
I mean... I've seen Pikachu eat with Ash, and it's been made clear that Pokemon need to eat as usual as any other animal. Yet Ash and his rotating group of friends rarely have enough food to feed his collection. I figured Pokemon go into some sort of hibernation when they're in their Pokeballs and they don't need food nearly as much.

Also, do Pokemon eat other Pokemon? How about people? Do people eat Pokemon? Would you?

Also, we've seen some Pokemon talk - like... people talk, with fluent English. So why not... every Pokemon be trained to talk instead of saying their own name? This would make battle communication way better, as the Pokemon could simply relay his posture with his master during battle.

Ash: "Alright, Gligar, use X Attack!"

Gligar: "I'm not rested enough, perhaps I can try this attack instead!"

One more thing, the fucking show is over a decade old. I'm angered that they're not even attempting to age Ash in some way physically. It also makes me wonder how time passes in fiction compared to real life. I pretty much gave up on Simpsons with their shameless retcon a while back, and I'm used to how comics do it, but certain media needs to be sensible about it. I could rationalize that each episode is a day in their universe, so Ash could still look the way he does...

But fuck that.

G
11-28-2009, 09:29 AM
how do they go to the bathroom when they're in those balls???

Kalyx triaD
11-28-2009, 09:34 AM
What kind of silly question is that?

Sixx
11-28-2009, 12:50 PM
I remember seeing a pineapple pokemon. I would totally eat that.

Nark Order
11-28-2009, 12:54 PM
http://pokedream.com/pokerep/images/sugimori/420.jpg

Cherubi looks fucking delicious

Kris P Lettus
11-28-2009, 12:56 PM
You guys seriously play with/watch/collect Pokemon??

Really??

Sixx
11-28-2009, 12:57 PM
Nope.

Nark Order
11-28-2009, 12:59 PM
Kris P is really bringing this thread down here. Let's put him to sleep! GO JIGGLYPUFF!!

http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/039-jigglypuff.jpg

SING ATTACK!

Nark Order
11-28-2009, 01:01 PM
http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/internet-24591.jpg

Sixx
11-28-2009, 01:04 PM
Other than Pikachu, I only know this one.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hkfSNfaVrQ8/SWyitzHVExI/AAAAAAAAAi0/36i8-1cEuz4/s400/Bulbasaur.jpg

Kris P Lettus
11-28-2009, 01:04 PM
Getting vagina is even more serious business..

A business closed to any "grown man" who plays with Pokemon..

Nark Order
11-28-2009, 01:06 PM
QUICK! Everyone switch the channel to something manly like Football or MMA! Manliness is something that needs to be proven through means of the internet!

Nark Order
11-28-2009, 01:07 PM
Hey Kris P. Know what else is a good tool for getting laid? A sense of humor.

Sixx
11-28-2009, 01:08 PM
I wonder if you could get Hornswoggle inside a Pokeball.

Kris P Lettus
11-28-2009, 01:08 PM
Hey Kris P. Know what else is a good tool for getting laid? A sense of humor.


While you might be joking, Kalyx has given me no reason to think he is not serious..

Which is sad..

thedamndest
11-28-2009, 01:28 PM
Please respect the integrity of the "How Does Ash Feed His Pokemon?" topic and take any flame comments to Casual from this point on. Thank you.

Nark Order
11-28-2009, 02:03 PM
Ash Ketchum would frown upon the vile behavior displayed in this thread!

Juan
11-28-2009, 02:11 PM
Kinda have to agree with Krispy here. Pokemon is lame.

Nark Order
11-28-2009, 02:43 PM
I think the lameness of it all is what was fueling this thread in the first place, tbh. NOW GO CHARIZARD!

OssMan
11-28-2009, 02:50 PM
Fuck you guys I bought the first Pokemon movie on VHS yesterday, it was like 49 cents. I'm still trying to catch Tauros in red version because he is the only Pokemon that I don't have in that one, and in blue version I have almost all the ones I need to trade over to red so I can have all 150.

I dunno about older people but Pokemon is the one thing "unites" my generation because absolutely everybody played it, and if you're one of the kids who was always like "Pokemon is gay" then when people talk it about it today you get shunned. I have made numerous friends based on my knowledge of Pokemon.

Shadow
11-28-2009, 02:55 PM
Ash feeds them Pokemon food made by his main bitch, Brock. Haven't you ever seen any episodes?

Nark Order
11-28-2009, 02:56 PM
I got platinum for my DS but it's a little "over my head" right now because there are like 200 pokemon I don't know about and there's these complicated training metods now. Haven't really sat down to figure it all out yet.

Swiss Ultimate
11-28-2009, 05:18 PM
According to my erotic fan-fiction, pokemon gather the majority of their nutritional sustenance from fluid squirting out a human cock. It's canon.

Savio
11-28-2009, 05:38 PM
everyone ELSE played pokemon in my generation

Shadow
11-28-2009, 05:42 PM
I got platinum for my DS but it's a little "over my head" right now because there are like 200 pokemon I don't know about and there's these complicated training metods now. Haven't really sat down to figure it all out yet.

Complicated training methods? Beat the shit out of other trainer's Pokemon is a complicated training method?

G
11-28-2009, 06:15 PM
still can't believe this is a serious topic

Swiss Ultimate
11-28-2009, 09:13 PM
G? Who said this was a serious topic?

Juan
11-28-2009, 09:16 PM
I think it's harder to believe that people my age are/were actually into Pokemon. By the time Pokemon came to the US i was like in 8th or 9th grade and it just seemed like it was little kids thing.

G
11-28-2009, 09:16 PM
kalyx triad has only one side. and that's serious business.

DrA
11-28-2009, 11:31 PM
I played Pokemon.

DrA
11-28-2009, 11:38 PM
I went through this phase in 1998/1999/2000 where I watched Pokemon, Dragonball Z, and WWF RAW Is War.

DrA
11-28-2009, 11:39 PM
1997 was the Thundercats and Voltron reruns phase.

DrA
11-28-2009, 11:47 PM
I'm not going to lie. I followed every major cartoon fad from Transformers up until Invader Zim.

DrA
11-28-2009, 11:58 PM
Actually I didn't really watch Pokemon. I played the game though.

Juan
11-29-2009, 12:00 AM
ok

DrA
11-29-2009, 12:09 AM
What was that other show that was on at the same time? It was like Pokemon, except for poor Mexican kids that couldn't afford to watch Pokemon?

Kalyx triaD
11-29-2009, 01:18 AM
Digimon. Some say it was better. Toward the latter seasons. Then the show ended. Pokemon still has new seasons. ...Just saying.

A few points:

- I don't play Pokemon anymore. Last time I did was Platinum and it was kinda fucking awesome. Let's not forget there's a good strategy game under the cutsie monster gimmick.
- G is right, from now on - if it's a subject I know about - I am always SERIOUS BUSINESS.
- Good job assuming with your first post in here KrisP. Just when I thought you were less lame...
- Some of my questions weren't answered. :foc:
- Swiss is also right, Pokemon are sex fiends.

Swiss Ultimate
11-29-2009, 02:29 AM
- Swiss is also right, Pokemon are sex fiends.

Thank you! Someone else realizes that Pokemon are powered by man-chowder.

Savio
11-29-2009, 11:22 AM
I used to think Dragon ball z was a rip off of pokemon before I saw an episode.

Kane Knight
11-29-2009, 12:44 PM
still can't believe this is a serious topic

If it were anyone but Kalyx (And maybe one or two others), I would refuse to believe it.

With Kalyx, I can't not believe it.

IC Champion
11-29-2009, 02:23 PM
still can't believe this is a serious topic

Kalyx triaD
11-29-2009, 02:28 PM
Believe it. Cause those little fucks get hungry too.

Fignuts
11-29-2009, 02:37 PM
To answer the original question, they are obviously fed via suppository.

weather vane
11-30-2009, 03:24 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

D Mac
11-30-2009, 03:39 PM
Ash doesn't have a Pokemon, he has a BOOMSTICK

The Mackem
11-30-2009, 05:39 PM
I was too old for the pokemon generation but holy crap I wanted a real life Squirtle.

Sixx
11-30-2009, 05:41 PM
Ahaha, a Pokemon that squirted? Seriously?

Lock Jaw
11-30-2009, 06:48 PM
http://th06.deviantart.net/fs13/300W/f/2007/115/e/2/Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Squirtles_by_trainerBAM.png

Kalyx triaD
12-01-2009, 02:22 PM
That pic is all sorts of awesome.

D Mac
12-01-2009, 03:17 PM
http://www.electricferret.com/battle/contenders/cd_ash.jpg

Kalyx triaD
12-01-2009, 03:24 PM
Not so much.

D Mac
12-01-2009, 03:25 PM
I'd bet he'd have a MEAN Pokemon. :lol:

Kalyx triaD
12-01-2009, 03:29 PM
Undead Pokemon.

Kane Knight
12-01-2009, 04:09 PM
Ash doesn't have a Pokemon, he has a BOOMSTICK

http://www.electricferret.com/battle/contenders/cd_ash.jpg

I can't believe it, but you managed to gay up a Pokemon thread.

D Mac
12-01-2009, 06:45 PM
Bruce Campbell and gay don't belong in the same sentence. :mad:

Nark Order
12-01-2009, 07:02 PM
Bruce Campbell and gay don't belong in the same sentence. :mad:

But you just used Bruce Campbell and gay in the same sentence!

D Mac
12-01-2009, 10:17 PM
:shifty:

Kane Knight
12-01-2009, 10:20 PM
Narc-1
DMackem-o

D Mac
12-01-2009, 10:21 PM
Anyways, "Hail to the king, baby."