How Does Ash Feed His Pokemon?

[Kalyx triaD]

I mean... I've seen Pikachu eat with Ash, and it's been made clear that Pokemon need to eat as usual as any other animal. Yet Ash and his rotating group of friends rarely have enough food to feed his collection. I figured Pokemon go into some sort of hibernation when they're in their Pokeballs and they don't need food nearly as much.

Also, do Pokemon eat other Pokemon? How about people? Do people eat Pokemon? Would you?

Also, we've seen some Pokemon talk - like... people talk, with fluent English. So why not... every Pokemon be trained to talk instead of saying their own name? This would make battle communication way better, as the Pokemon could simply relay his posture with his master during battle.

Ash: "Alright, Gligar, use X Attack!"

Gligar: "I'm not rested enough, perhaps I can try this attack instead!"

One more thing, the fucking show is over a decade old. I'm angered that they're not even attempting to age Ash in some way physically. It also makes me wonder how time passes in fiction compared to real life. I pretty much gave up on Simpsons with their shameless retcon a while back, and I'm used to how comics do it, but certain media needs to be sensible about it. I could rationalize that each episode is a day in their universe, so Ash could still look the way he does...

But fuck that.

[G]

how do they go to the bathroom when they're in those balls???

[Kalyx triaD]

What kind of silly question is that?

[Sixx]

I remember seeing a pineapple pokemon. I would totally eat that.

[Nark Order]

http://pokedream.com/pokerep/images/sugimori/420.jpg

Cherubi looks fucking delicious

[Kris P Lettus]

You guys seriously play with/watch/collect Pokemon??

Really??

[Sixx]

Nope.

[Nark Order]

Kris P is really bringing this thread down here. Let's put him to sleep! GO JIGGLYPUFF!!

http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/039-jigglypuff.jpg

SING ATTACK!

[Nark Order]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/internet-24591.jpg

[Sixx]

Other than Pikachu, I only know this one.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hkfSNfaVrQ8/SWyitzHVExI/AAAAAAAAAi0/36i8-1cEuz4/s400/Bulbasaur.jpg

[Kris P Lettus]

Getting vagina is even more serious business..

A business closed to any "grown man" who plays with Pokemon..

[Nark Order]

QUICK! Everyone switch the channel to something manly like Football or MMA! Manliness is something that needs to be proven through means of the internet!

[Nark Order]

Hey Kris P. Know what else is a good tool for getting laid? A sense of humor.

[Sixx]

I wonder if you could get Hornswoggle inside a Pokeball.

[Kris P Lettus]

Hey Kris P. Know what else is a good tool for getting laid? A sense of humor.


While you might be joking, Kalyx has given me no reason to think he is not serious..

Which is sad..

[thedamndest]

Please respect the integrity of the "How Does Ash Feed His Pokemon?" topic and take any flame comments to Casual from this point on. Thank you.

[Nark Order]

Ash Ketchum would frown upon the vile behavior displayed in this thread!

[Juan]

Kinda have to agree with Krispy here. Pokemon is lame.

[Nark Order]

I think the lameness of it all is what was fueling this thread in the first place, tbh. NOW GO CHARIZARD!

[OssMan]

Fuck you guys I bought the first Pokemon movie on VHS yesterday, it was like 49 cents. I'm still trying to catch Tauros in red version because he is the only Pokemon that I don't have in that one, and in blue version I have almost all the ones I need to trade over to red so I can have all 150.

I dunno about older people but Pokemon is the one thing "unites" my generation because absolutely everybody played it, and if you're one of the kids who was always like "Pokemon is gay" then when people talk it about it today you get shunned. I have made numerous friends based on my knowledge of Pokemon.

[Shadow]

Ash feeds them Pokemon food made by his main bitch, Brock. Haven't you ever seen any episodes?

[Nark Order]

I got platinum for my DS but it's a little "over my head" right now because there are like 200 pokemon I don't know about and there's these complicated training metods now. Haven't really sat down to figure it all out yet.

[Swiss Ultimate]

According to my erotic fan-fiction, pokemon gather the majority of their nutritional sustenance from fluid squirting out a human cock. It's canon.

[Savio]

everyone ELSE played pokemon in my generation

[Shadow]

I got platinum for my DS but it's a little "over my head" right now because there are like 200 pokemon I don't know about and there's these complicated training metods now. Haven't really sat down to figure it all out yet.

Complicated training methods? Beat the shit out of other trainer's Pokemon is a complicated training method?

[G]

still can't believe this is a serious topic

[Swiss Ultimate]

G? Who said this was a serious topic?

[Juan]

I think it's harder to believe that people my age are/were actually into Pokemon. By the time Pokemon came to the US i was like in 8th or 9th grade and it just seemed like it was little kids thing.

[G]

kalyx triad has only one side. and that's serious business.

[DrA]

I played Pokemon.

[DrA]

I went through this phase in 1998/1999/2000 where I watched Pokemon, Dragonball Z, and WWF RAW Is War.

[DrA]

1997 was the Thundercats and Voltron reruns phase.

[DrA]

I'm not going to lie. I followed every major cartoon fad from Transformers up until Invader Zim.

[DrA]

Actually I didn't really watch Pokemon. I played the game though.

[Juan]

ok

[DrA]

What was that other show that was on at the same time? It was like Pokemon, except for poor Mexican kids that couldn't afford to watch Pokemon?

[Kalyx triaD]

Digimon. Some say it was better. Toward the latter seasons. Then the show ended. Pokemon still has new seasons. ...Just saying.

A few points:

- I don't play Pokemon anymore. Last time I did was Platinum and it was kinda fucking awesome. Let's not forget there's a good strategy game under the cutsie monster gimmick.
- G is right, from now on - if it's a subject I know about - I am always SERIOUS BUSINESS.
- Good job assuming with your first post in here KrisP. Just when I thought you were less lame...
- Some of my questions weren't answered. :foc:
- Swiss is also right, Pokemon are sex fiends.

[Swiss Ultimate]

- Swiss is also right, Pokemon are sex fiends.

Thank you! Someone else realizes that Pokemon are powered by man-chowder.

[Savio]

I used to think Dragon ball z was a rip off of pokemon before I saw an episode.

[Kane Knight]

still can't believe this is a serious topic

If it were anyone but Kalyx (And maybe one or two others), I would refuse to believe it.

With Kalyx, I can't not believe it.

[IC Champion]

still can't believe this is a serious topic

[Kalyx triaD]

Believe it. Cause those little fucks get hungry too.

[Fignuts]

To answer the original question, they are obviously fed via suppository.

[weather vane]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[D Mac]

Ash doesn't have a Pokemon, he has a BOOMSTICK

[The Mackem]

I was too old for the pokemon generation but holy crap I wanted a real life Squirtle.

[Sixx]

Ahaha, a Pokemon that squirted? Seriously?

[Lock Jaw]

http://th06.deviantart.net/fs13/300W/f/2007/115/e/2/Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Squirtles_by_trainerBAM.png

[Kalyx triaD]

That pic is all sorts of awesome.

[D Mac]

http://www.electricferret.com/battle/contenders/cd_ash.jpg

[Kalyx triaD]

Not so much.

[D Mac]

I'd bet he'd have a MEAN Pokemon. :lol:

[Kalyx triaD]

Undead Pokemon.

[Kane Knight]

Ash doesn't have a Pokemon, he has a BOOMSTICK

http://www.electricferret.com/battle/contenders/cd_ash.jpg

I can't believe it, but you managed to gay up a Pokemon thread.

[D Mac]

Bruce Campbell and gay don't belong in the same sentence. :mad:

[Nark Order]

Bruce Campbell and gay don't belong in the same sentence. :mad:

But you just used Bruce Campbell and gay in the same sentence!

[D Mac]

:shifty:

[Kane Knight]

Narc-1
DMackem-o

[D Mac]

Anyways, "Hail to the king, baby."