Think of the worst match you can possibly think of...

[Xero]

And turn it into a program that could draw not only casual fans, but hardcore and smark fans as well.

Okay, GO!

[HBPunk]

Escobar vs Hornswaggle. . Match on Raw on the slammy episode, Chavo runs in and destroys Escobar after he accidently knocks out Vickie. Chavo carries her to the back into his dressing room a la Kurt Angle/Stephanie in '01. Chavo plants a kiss on her....theres your program. Possibly ending in Chavo beating Cena for the World Title at Wrestlemania and retaining for 9 months, each week he will refuse to fight and just spends his time eating grapes with vickie in their dressing room...your welcome

[Schlomey]

Chavo vs Horsnwoggle - Let Horny go over Chavo in cheesy gimmick matches for 10 straight weeks....and......oh...wait...nevermind.

[HBPunk]

Chavo vs Horsnwoggle - Let Horny go over Chavo in cheesy gimmick matches for 10 straight weeks....and......oh...wait...nevermind.

so why didnt you delete what you had written and thought a bit harder?

[Schlomey]

Because how I put it was a joke. After thinking long and hard I realized that the thing that could possibly be the worst has already happened...and has been happening in one form or another for months.....


Ass.

[HBPunk]

Because how I put it was a joke. After thinking long and hard I realized that the thing that could possibly be the worst has already happened...and has been happening in one form or another for months.....

But i thought jokes were supposed to be funny? Also Chavo vs Horny isnt the worst thing in the world, what about Kelly Kelly dressed as a male lawyer cooking a pizza for an hour every week on Raw for 35 weeks? Thats worse already

[Schlomey]

haha no wonder everyone hates you. Done here.

[thedamndest]

Chris Masters v. Jimmy Wang Yang w/ special guest referee The Rock

The Rock appears on TV every week. Done.

[HBPunk]

haha no wonder everyone hates you. Done here.

Its no worries, people hate because they fear my awesomeness, and im always right :wave:

[Inadequacy]

so why didnt you delete what you had written and thought a bit harder?

Fantastic

[HBPunk]

Fantastic

:y:

[Ermaximus]

Micheal Cole vs John Cena

The upside, Cena finally goes heel and destroys Cole thus we get rid of a shit announcer and Cena finally stops being a face.

[HBPunk]

Steve Austin vs Bret Hart

[Heyman]

And turn it into a program that could draw not only casual fans, but hardcore and smark fans as well.

Okay, GO!

So - you're asking for the WORST possible WRESTLING match that we can think of, but still DRAWS IN both casual fans, hardcore fans, and smark fans? (I'll assume that is what you're asking because based on the idiotic responses that I'm seeing in this thread, it seems as though people think that you're asking them to think of the worst possible wrestling match that NO ONE will want to watch).

If you're talking about the former, then my vote would go for:

Chris Jericho vs. a returning Goldberg.

The wrestling match would be TERRIBLE, but the return of Goldberg would attract casual fan and hardcore fans. Smarks would be attracted by the fact that Jericho would be wrestling.....and overestimate Jericho's ability to carry Goldberg (as great as Jericho is, I don't think he could carry Goldberg....which is why I didn't list HBK vs. Goldberg).

[HBPunk]

idiotic responses

Your response is the most idiotic cos nobody cares about Goldberg and Jericho could make it look good even if it did happen.

[Indifferent Clox]

Cena v. Hogan

[Stealth-Icon]

Jerry Lawler vs. Roddy Pipper vs. Hacksaw Jim Duggan with the Iron Shiek as the ref.

[Schlomey]

I still think that the Chavo / Horny series is the worst thing that could possibly be done with the current roster.

[HBPunk]

I still think that the Chavo / Horny series is the worst thing that could possibly be done with the current roster.

STILL?? we've been over this!you prefer the kelly-pizza thing??

[The Pope]

Anything with John Cena is horrible

[Joesgonnakillyou]

r:

Chris Jericho vs. a returning Goldberg.

The wrestling match would be TERRIBLE, but the return of Goldberg would attract casual fan and hardcore fans. Smarks would be attracted by the fact that Jericho would be wrestling.....and overestimate Jericho's ability to carry Goldberg (as great as Jericho is, I don't think he could carry Goldberg....which is why I didn't list HBK vs. Goldberg).

I'm rewatching this match from bad blood 2002 or 2003. I'm one of those smarks that thought Jericho could carry Goldberg. I WAS WRONG, this match is awful. Good build up though.

[HBPunk]

I'm one of those smarks

OOOOOOOO Cool your one of those people

[Dante69]

Anything involving John Cena.........I wish Owen Hart was still alive so he could give Cena the Inverted Piledriver and mess him up like he done to Austin :)

[Schlomey]

thats why you wish owen was still alive?

God between you and HBPunk the new meat in the wrestling forums is pathetic, rude & totally in bad taste.

In other words, fuck off :)

[HBPunk]

Anything involving John Cena.........I wish Owen Hart was still alive so he could give Cena the Inverted Piledriver and mess him up like he done to Austin :)

:rofl:

[HBPunk]

thats why you wish owen was still alive?

God between you and HBPunk the new meat in the wrestling forums is pathetic, rude & totally in bad taste.

In other words, fuck off :)

I Believe you look like that creepy drawing so shouldn't you be searching for children when your online?
ps- i like this new guy

[Dante69]

No dipshit,Owen Hart was a great wrestler...I was just saying that would be a good thing

[Ermaximus]

http://catography.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/news-graphics-2008-_659207a.jpg

[Innovator]

John Cena vs. Mark Henry (badass ECW wig splitter)

Marks love it because it's Cena. Smarks love it because there is a 70% chance Cena gets hurt.

[Schlomey]

yay maxi made this miserable thread bearable.

[Gerard]

Pat Patterson vs Kanyon, dildo on a pole match, winner is first to insert it in the opponents anus. Theoretically this match could go on forever, as they'd both hit all fours as soon as the bell rang.

[ministrychick77]

tuxedo match/michael cole on a pole match-
cena vs hunter
winner has to strip their opponent then "rescue" cole.

how this match works out:
they wrestle.. it sucks. heidenreich comes out, strips them both, grabs cole and runs away, never to be seen again. thus, marks are happy cena is stripped, hardcore fans happy cena loses, females are happy hunter is stripped, and everyone with a brain is happy cole's gone.

strange, yes i know. it's 3:10am here, and i'm slightly tired.

[Ermaximus]

Pat Patterson vs Kanyon, dildo on a pole match, winner is first to insert it in the opponents anus. Theoretically this match could go on forever, as they'd both hit all fours as soon as the bell rang.

:rofl:

[Theo Dious]

Currently possible in WWE: Khali vs Mark Henry
Overall: Scott Steiner vs Khali