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He's Here
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Think of the worst match you can possibly think of...
And turn it into a program that could draw not only casual fans, but hardcore and smark fans as well.
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#2 |
The 2 Cunts Are Gone
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Escobar vs Hornswaggle. . Match on Raw on the slammy episode, Chavo runs in and destroys Escobar after he accidently knocks out Vickie. Chavo carries her to the back into his dressing room a la Kurt Angle/Stephanie in '01. Chavo plants a kiss on her....theres your program. Possibly ending in Chavo beating Cena for the World Title at Wrestlemania and retaining for 9 months, each week he will refuse to fight and just spends his time eating grapes with vickie in their dressing room...your welcome
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Black Sheep Jew
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Chavo vs Horsnwoggle - Let Horny go over Chavo in cheesy gimmick matches for 10 straight weeks....and......oh...wait...nevermind.
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The 2 Cunts Are Gone
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Black Sheep Jew
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Because how I put it was a joke. After thinking long and hard I realized that the thing that could possibly be the worst has already happened...and has been happening in one form or another for months.....
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#6 |
The 2 Cunts Are Gone
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But i thought jokes were supposed to be funny? Also Chavo vs Horny isnt the worst thing in the world, what about Kelly Kelly dressed as a male lawyer cooking a pizza for an hour every week on Raw for 35 weeks? Thats worse already
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#7 |
Black Sheep Jew
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haha no wonder everyone hates you. Done here.
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#8 |
A Property of Matter
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Chris Masters v. Jimmy Wang Yang w/ special guest referee The Rock
The Rock appears on TV every week. Done. |
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#9 |
The 2 Cunts Are Gone
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#10 |
I'm nauseous
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#11 |
The 2 Cunts Are Gone
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#12 |
It's High Noon!
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Micheal Cole vs John Cena
The upside, Cena finally goes heel and destroys Cole thus we get rid of a shit announcer and Cena finally stops being a face. |
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#13 |
The 2 Cunts Are Gone
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Steve Austin vs Bret Hart
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Father of Hinduship
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If you're talking about the former, then my vote would go for: Chris Jericho vs. a returning Goldberg. The wrestling match would be TERRIBLE, but the return of Goldberg would attract casual fan and hardcore fans. Smarks would be attracted by the fact that Jericho would be wrestling.....and overestimate Jericho's ability to carry Goldberg (as great as Jericho is, I don't think he could carry Goldberg....which is why I didn't list HBK vs. Goldberg). |
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#15 |
The 2 Cunts Are Gone
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emerge
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Cena v. Hogan
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#17 |
I Can't See 87% of You
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Jerry Lawler vs. Roddy Pipper vs. Hacksaw Jim Duggan with the Iron Shiek as the ref.
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Black Sheep Jew
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I still think that the Chavo / Horny series is the worst thing that could possibly be done with the current roster.
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The 2 Cunts Are Gone
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#20 |
Pope Is Pimpin'
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Anything with John Cena is horrible
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The 2 Cunts Are Gone
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#23 |
The Bush Muncher
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Anything involving John Cena.........I wish Owen Hart was still alive so he could give Cena the Inverted Piledriver and mess him up like he done to Austin
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Black Sheep Jew
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thats why you wish owen was still alive?
God between you and HBPunk the new meat in the wrestling forums is pathetic, rude & totally in bad taste. In other words, fuck off ![]() |
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#25 |
The 2 Cunts Are Gone
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The 2 Cunts Are Gone
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ps- i like this new guy |
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#27 |
The Bush Muncher
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No dipshit,Owen Hart was a great wrestler...I was just saying that would be a good thing
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#28 |
It's High Noon!
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#29 |
Inno Knows.
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John Cena vs. Mark Henry (badass ECW wig splitter)
Marks love it because it's Cena. Smarks love it because there is a 70% chance Cena gets hurt. |
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#30 |
Black Sheep Jew
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yay maxi made this miserable thread bearable.
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#31 |
Tongue my Fartbox
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Pat Patterson vs Kanyon, dildo on a pole match, winner is first to insert it in the opponents anus. Theoretically this match could go on forever, as they'd both hit all fours as soon as the bell rang.
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#32 |
toothless aggression
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tuxedo match/michael cole on a pole match-
cena vs hunter winner has to strip their opponent then "rescue" cole. how this match works out: they wrestle.. it sucks. heidenreich comes out, strips them both, grabs cole and runs away, never to be seen again. thus, marks are happy cena is stripped, hardcore fans happy cena loses, females are happy hunter is stripped, and everyone with a brain is happy cole's gone. strange, yes i know. it's 3:10am here, and i'm slightly tired. |
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#33 |
It's High Noon!
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#34 |
EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Currently possible in WWE: Khali vs Mark Henry
Overall: Scott Steiner vs Khali |
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