things you can say to a wrestler that you cant say to your girlfriend

[The MAC]

a long time ago there was a pretty funny thread about stuff you can say to a wrestler but cant say to your gf. Things like " i need you to job to me". I cant find that thread, can anyone help?

[Haze]

"On Sunday night...Your ass is mine!"

[DAMN iNATOR]

"and if you're not down with that, we got two words for ya!..."

Audience: "SUCK IT!"

followed by
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(cue up but don't play sound, just play it to 0:23 muted, and then when you need it right after the punch line, hit the music full tilt.)

also from DX:

"Are you ready?

NO, I SAID ARE YOU READY?!

Then, for the young lady in my life, and the millions watching on the World Wide Web (if you really wanna piss your gf off that is by doing such a cruel prank like that...the "and millions" part, obv.), Lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllet's get ready to 'SUCK IT!' "

Kinda mediocre suggestions. I suggest use only after careful deliberation and with only perfectly timed discretion.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

O_o

[kareru]

https://ssl1.lon.gb.securedata.net/wd-naughties.com/merchantmanager/images/uploads/Beginners%20Harness%20Dildo%20Strapon.jpg

foreign object

ring the bell

[The Jayman]

"It wasn't my fault"

after she gets a pregnancy test that comes back positive

[KIRA]

"well its the big show!"

"I 'M GONNA MAKE YOU SUBMIT"

[kareru]

"ok, tonight i'll let you stiff me"

[KIRA]

lay down for me

[KIRA]

"tonight I'm gonna screw you"

[KIRA]

I'm Best there is the best there was and the best there ever will be

"I am the excellence of execution"

[dronepool]

a long time ago there was a pretty funny thread about stuff you can say to a wrestler but cant say to your gf. Things like " i need you to job to me". I cant find that thread, can anyone help?

"Can you power slam me?"

[Anybody Thrilla]

I remember the first thread being much funnier than this one.

[Xero]

"Look, if we fuck up I'll just punch you in the gut and go for the finish."

[Anybody Thrilla]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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[Blue Demon]

UUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT A RUSH!

[Blue Demon]

Actually.....that one kinda works

[The Jayman]

"Vintage penis!!"

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'll choppy choppy your pee pee.

[CBiz]

"Are you bleeding tonight?"

[Anybody Thrilla]

Welcome, CBiz. You're off to a great start.

[Jimmy Cones]

"I liked watching you bleed during the hardcore stuff"

"You're only good enough to job to a few guys a week"

"Looks like you got hit with the unprettier"

"How'd you like to wrestle Mr. Ass?"

"I'm going to finish you off with a baseball bat."

I stole a little from other posts. By the way, that was good CBiz

[loopydate]

Well, that was a Dusty finish!

[Lock Jaw]

I LIKE YOUR POETRY

[Haze]

[Angry Tone]

"You're going down! :mad:

[/Angry Tone]

[KayfabeMan]

Ooooooooooh yeeeeeeeah!!!

[Savio]

"tonight I'm gonna screw you"
This doesn't work on either side. Why couldn't you say this to your girlfriend? Why would you tell someone you would screw them?

[KayfabeMan]

Lick my fucking balls.


:shifty:

[Halbowsky]

"You're going to join a special club..."

[Xero]

Lick my fucking balls.


:shifty:

So did you say that to Hyatt or Lita?

[Juan]

"and if you're not down with that, we got two words for ya!..."

Audience: "SUCK IT!"

followed by
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(cue up but don't play sound, just play it to 0:23 muted, and then when you need it right after the punch line, hit the music full tilt.)

also from DX:

"Are you ready?

NO, I SAID ARE YOU READY?!

Then, for the young lady in my life, and the millions watching on the World Wide Web (if you really wanna piss your gf off that is by doing such a cruel prank like that...the "and millions" part, obv.), Lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllet's get ready to 'SUCK IT!' "

Kinda mediocre suggestions. I suggest use only after careful deliberation and with only perfectly timed discretion.

Jesus

[LoDownM]

This is the greatest night in the history of our sport.

[KIRA]

This doesn't work on either side. Why couldn't you say this to your girlfriend? Why would you tell someone you would screw them?

Because its a bit crass I cant imagine someone saying that to their gf outright

[Nark Order]

Jesus

I wouldn't say that to a woman or a wrestler.

[ron the dial]

that was an excellently executed hammerlock.

[KayfabeMan]

So did you say that to Hyatt or Lita?

Shawn Michaels. :shifty:

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

That was bowling shoe ugly

[Lock Jaw]

"Everybody's Got a Price! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAAAAA!!!"

[IRodC]

FEEL THE BANG!

[thedamndest]

If you have an open and honest relationship, you should be able to say any of these things to your partner.

[KIRA]

this shouldve been things you can say to a wrestler that you cant say anyehere else

gf is too limiting and damndest is right any sexual innuendo between you and your partner should be perfectly fine between the two of you

[ron the dial]

Looking For the Logic in a Wrestling Forum Comedy Thread

[Xero]

"You're a whore and I don't ever want to see you again" is something that you'd hear in wrestling but damn sure aren't going to say to a girlfriend. That you want to keep, anyway.

[ron the dial]

Looking For the Logic in a Wrestling Forum Comedy Thread

[The MAC]

my ex wants to join us for a triple threat match

when you had enough tap out!

Austin 3:16 says i just fucked you in the ass

i squashed her last week

lets end tonight in a clusterfuck


if you're not going down on me i got 2 words for you "suck it!!!"

[Lock Jaw]

"I want to have bestiality sex with you".

(Kurt Angle to Booker T's wife)

[TLHOPPER]

know your role and shut your mouth

[Nark Order]

OPEN EM UP!!!

[The MAC]

know you role and OPEN your mouth

im gonna bust you wide open the hardway

my 22 inch python

gonna whip you like a goverment mule

get ready to suck it

[Kane86]

Can you get some Color tonight?

[RP]

The funny in this thread is that 2% of you actually have girlfriends.

[The MAC]

"I post on an internet wrestling forum under the name RECTAL PERTRUDER"

[CSL]

"I post on an internet wrestling forum PRETENDING to be under the name THE MACKEM"

[The Mask]

that spandex suits you

[The MAC]

:rofl::rofl: shut up you bald cunt

[Blakeamus]

"1!....2!....YAH! A boyhood dream has come true!"

"Let's take it home!"

"I'll give you the heat, then your gonna lay on your back and do the job."

[Stickman]

That was absolutely Perfect.

[kareru]

'ok lets bring it home

1....2.....3... ARRRAAGGHHRRGGHH' *SPLAT*

[Sixx]

How bout a three way dance?

[thedamndest]

"I'm gonna fuck Sunny tonight."

[Lock Jaw]

SNAP INTO IT!

[Kane86]

You need to apply more oil.

[Kane86]

Can you shoot me up?

[Xero]

LOL!

Kane86 is ON FIRE!