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Old 01-06-2010, 10:33 AM   #1
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things you can say to a wrestler that you cant say to your girlfriend
a long time ago there was a pretty funny thread about stuff you can say to a wrestler but cant say to your gf. Things like " i need you to job to me". I cant find that thread, can anyone help?



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Old 01-06-2010, 12:09 PM   #2
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Old 01-06-2010, 12:47 PM   #3
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NO, I SAID ARE YOU READY?!

Then, for the young lady in my life, and the millions watching on the World Wide Web (if you really wanna piss your gf off that is by doing such a cruel prank like that...the "and millions" part, obv.), Lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllet's get ready to 'SUCK IT!' "

Kinda mediocre suggestions. I suggest use only after careful deliberation and with only perfectly timed discretion.
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Old 01-06-2010, 12:57 PM   #4
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Old 01-06-2010, 01:06 PM   #6
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Old 01-06-2010, 01:14 PM   #8
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Old 01-06-2010, 01:18 PM   #9
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Old 01-06-2010, 02:25 PM   #12
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a long time ago there was a pretty funny thread about stuff you can say to a wrestler but cant say to your gf. Things like " i need you to job to me". I cant find that thread, can anyone help?
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Old 01-06-2010, 02:29 PM   #13
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I remember the first thread being much funnier than this one.
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Old 01-06-2010, 02:31 PM   #14
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Old 01-06-2010, 02:42 PM   #17
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Old 01-06-2010, 02:56 PM   #18
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"tonight I'm gonna screw you"
This doesn't work on either side. Why couldn't you say this to your girlfriend? Why would you tell someone you would screw them?
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"and if you're not down with that, we got two words for ya!..."

Audience: "SUCK IT!"

followed by


(cue up but don't play sound, just play it to 0:23 muted, and then when you need it right after the punch line, hit the music full tilt.)

also from DX:

"Are you ready?

NO, I SAID ARE YOU READY?!

Then, for the young lady in my life, and the millions watching on the World Wide Web (if you really wanna piss your gf off that is by doing such a cruel prank like that...the "and millions" part, obv.), Lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllet's get ready to 'SUCK IT!' "

Kinda mediocre suggestions. I suggest use only after careful deliberation and with only perfectly timed discretion.
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Old 01-06-2010, 08:49 PM   #33
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This doesn't work on either side. Why couldn't you say this to your girlfriend? Why would you tell someone you would screw them?
Because its a bit crass I cant imagine someone saying that to their gf outright
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Old 01-06-2010, 08:51 PM   #34
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I wouldn't say that to a woman or a wrestler.
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Old 01-06-2010, 08:55 PM   #35
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Old 01-06-2010, 08:56 PM   #36
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So did you say that to Hyatt or Lita?
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Old 01-06-2010, 09:23 PM   #37
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Old 01-06-2010, 09:40 PM   #38
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If you have an open and honest relationship, you should be able to say any of these things to your partner.
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