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mitchables
01-20-2010, 07:02 PM
in the spirit of the simpsons quotes thread, post your favourite futurama quotes here. i provide two justifications for this thread to exist:
1. it's been a while
2. they released the four mini-movies since the last one of these, and some people might have favourite quotes from them
so eat me, haters.
time to party like its 2999!
Zapp Brannigan: Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.
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Professor Farnsworth: If anybody needs me, I'll be in the angry dome.
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Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?
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Professor Farnsworth: Who are those horrible orange creatures over there?
Glermo: Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory.
Professor Farnsworth: Tell them I hate them.
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Mom: Jam a bastard in it, you crap!
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Fry: You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don't pay you or let you go.
Leela: That's the only thing about being a slave.
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Evil Lucy Liu-bot: I am Lucy Liu. Give me your spines.
#BROKEN Hasney
01-20-2010, 07:17 PM
Captain Zapp Brannigan: But as a gentleman, I must warn you, if you so much as glance at another woman, I'll be on Leela like a fly on a pile of very seductive manure.
Vietnamese Crippler
01-20-2010, 07:22 PM
Big Brain: The Big Brain am winning again. I am the greetest! Now I am leaving Earth for no [I]raisin!
Vietnamese Crippler
01-20-2010, 07:23 PM
Big Brain: Pathetic human race. Arranging their knowledge by category just made it easier to absorb. Dewey, you fool, your decimal system has played right into my hands!
Vietnamese Crippler
01-20-2010, 07:26 PM
Not a quote, but probably one of the most esoteric references in any cartoon: "A beer mentioned in the episode [The Route of all Evil] is given the name of St. Pauli Exclusion Principle Girl. This is a portmanteau (http://futurama.wikia.com/wiki/Futurama_Wiktionary#P) and reference to both St. Pauli Girl beer and the Pauli Exclusion Principle."
Every thing said in Futurama is pretty gold to me.
Dark-Slicer Diago
01-20-2010, 09:10 PM
Bite my SHINEY METAL ASS.
Emperor Smeat
01-21-2010, 12:36 AM
Kif: "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"
Amy: "What!?"
Leala: "Lieutenant Kroker!"
Kif: "Oh! Uh! Ahem! I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies."
Amy: "Kif!?"
Emperor Smeat
01-21-2010, 12:38 AM
Amazon: "You want die like last men visit Amazonia?"
Fry: "What'd they die of?"
Amazon: "Crushed pelvises."
Fry: *long pause* "Yes!"
Brannigan: "Oh thank you Lord in heaven!"
Femputer: "Femputer sentences them: To death!"
All: *astonished and quivering*
Femputer: "By snu snu!"
Fry: "Yeah!!! Whoohoo!
Brannigan: "Yay!!!"
Kif: *quivering*
Brannigan: "What are you? Gay?"
The Amazon episode is one of my favorites from the show.
Lock Jaw
01-21-2010, 12:44 AM
http://www.geekstir.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/goodneweveryone.jpg
Skippord
01-21-2010, 12:53 AM
Stephen Hawking (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0370071/): Oh, great. The universe has been destroyed.
Fry (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0921942/): Then where are we?
Al Gore (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0330722/): I don't know, but I damn well know where we're not - the universe.
Skippord
01-21-2010, 12:57 AM
[on the fiddle contest]
Leela (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005408/): What happens if we lose?
Beelzebot, The Robot Devil (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): You'll only win a smaller silver fiddle. Also, I guess I'll kill one of you. Uhh... him.
[points at Fry]
ron the dial
01-21-2010, 01:17 AM
oh i can't believe that quote made it into a sig
Supreme Olajuwon
02-11-2010, 09:00 AM
Fry: Full price for gum? That dog won't hunt, monsignor!
Supreme Olajuwon
02-11-2010, 09:03 AM
Robot Devil: This opera's as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!
Supreme Olajuwon
02-11-2010, 09:05 AM
Zapp Brannigan: The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Supreme Olajuwon
02-11-2010, 09:08 AM
Bender: Oh. Your. God.
Supreme Olajuwon
02-11-2010, 09:11 AM
Leela: Bender! Romance isn't about money.
Bender: So it's just a coincidence that Zoidberg is desperately poor and miserably lonely? Puh-lease.
Leela: For your information, it's because he's hideous.
Zoidberg: :'(
Skippord
02-12-2010, 07:57 PM
[on the fiddle contest]
Leela (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005408/): What happens if we lose?
Beelzebot, The Robot Devil (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): You'll only win a smaller silver fiddle. Also, I guess I'll kill one of you. Uhh... him.
[points at Fry]
Skippord
02-12-2010, 07:58 PM
Morbo (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005606/): Morbo will now introduce the candidates - Puny Human Number One, Puny Human Number Two, and Morbo's good friend Richard Nixon.
Richard Nixon's Head (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0921942/): How's the family, Morbo?
Morbo (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005606/): Belligerent and numerous.
Skippord
02-12-2010, 07:59 PM
Lrrr (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005606/): Surely you know McNeal. She is an unmarried human female struggling to succeed in a human male's world.
Captain Zapp Brannigan (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0921942/): Maybe that's just her excuse for being incompetent.
asphyXy
02-12-2010, 08:01 PM
Professor Farnsworth: Who are those horrible orange creatures over there?
Glermo: Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory.
Professor Farnsworth: Tell them I hate them.
Best quote ever. I was going to post this one.
Vietnamese Crippler
02-15-2010, 05:25 AM
Preacherbot: Wretched sinner unit! The path to robot heaven lies here ... [He takes out a 3.5" disk.] ... in the Good Book 3.0.
Bender: Hey! Do I preach to you when you're lying stoned in the gutter? No! So beat it!
[The Preacherbot tuts and leaves.]
Fry: Who was that guy?
Bender: Your mama! Now shut up and drag me to work!
The Mask
02-15-2010, 06:39 AM
i always make that zoidberg "woopwoopwoop" sound when i'm crossing the road and in danger of getting run over if i don't walk faster. i have no idea why. :'(
Zoidberg: Be careful with that Adlai Leela, he's a doctor, they're very poor.
Leela: Actually, most doctors are rich.
Zoidberg: What?!? When did this happen? You're joking, right? That's not funny!
The Mask
02-15-2010, 06:39 AM
Zoidberg:now, pick a mouth, open it, and say wrwrbbrwwrb.
Fry:wbbrrbbr.
Zoidberg:What?! My mother was a saint, get out!!!!
:'(
The Mask
02-15-2010, 06:45 AM
Bender: That plot makes perfect sense. Wink, wink.
Dr. Zoidberg: Bender, you said 'wink, wink' out loud.
Bender: No I didn't. Raise middle finger.
BigDaddyCool
02-15-2010, 10:41 AM
Fry: Right, magic.
Tornado
02-15-2010, 03:27 PM
Zapp - "The best way to womans heart is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in"
Whale Biologist - "Hey, I call them how I seem them, i'm a a Whale Biologist"
Zapp - "What the hell is that thing?"
Kif - "The Mothership"
Zapp - "then what did we just destroy?"
Kif - "...the hubble telescope"
James Diesel
02-17-2010, 04:35 AM
This is my favorite moment of the entire show.
It's during the episode where Leela gets her 2nd "eye"
Fry: What’s so wonderful about Leela being normal? The rest of us
aren’t normal. And that’s what makes us great. Like Dr. Zoidberg. He’s
a weird monster who smells like he eats garbage and does.
Zoidberg: Damn right.
Fry: And the professor’s a senile amoral crackpot.
Professor: Oyeeaii. (waves)
Fry: Hermes is a Rastafarian accountant.
Hermes: Tally me banana.
Fry: Amy is a klutz from Mars.
Amy: Whoops. (drops her glass)
Professor: And Fry, you’ve got that brain thing.
Fry: I already did!
Supreme Olajuwon
02-19-2010, 07:51 AM
Nibblonian 1: It’s a genetic abnormality which resulted when you went back in time and performed certain actions which made you your own grandfather.
Fry: I did do the nasty in the pasty.
Supreme Olajuwon
02-19-2010, 07:53 AM
Nibblonian: You are the last hope of the universe.
Fry: So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?
Nibblonian: Yes - except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock.
BigDaddyCool
02-19-2010, 10:05 AM
Fry is the greatest character ever.
Emperor Smeat
02-20-2010, 12:59 AM
Greeting Card: Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets!
Bender: Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets?
Greeting Card: No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires!
Bender: Yes! In your face, Gandhi!
Skippord
02-20-2010, 02:07 AM
Al Gore (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0330722/): As I discuss in my book Earth in the Balance, and the more popular Harry Potter and the Balance of the Earth, we need to protect ourselves against the greenhouse effect and dark wizards.
Dark Wizard: Oh sure, blame the wizards.
Skippord
02-20-2010, 02:09 AM
Chief Giant Brain: Tom Sawyer, you tricked me. This is less fun than previously indicated. Let this corny slice of Americana be your tomb for all eternity.
Tom Sawyer: Please no!
Skippord
02-20-2010, 02:10 AM
Mr. Panucci (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0224007/): What's with Seymour? It's like he don't want you to go, or he thinks your pants is too short or somethin', which is crazy, cause frankly you look fabulous.
Skippord
02-20-2010, 02:11 AM
Amy Wong (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0866300/): You're going to Nigel 7? Kif's on patrol near there, you could drop me off on the way!
Professor Hubert Farnsworth (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0921942/): We could but we won't. It's a spaceship damn it! Not a prom limousine!
[angry rant]
Professor Hubert Farnsworth (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0921942/): If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome.
Skippord
02-20-2010, 02:29 AM
Mario: Mamma Mia! The cruel meatball of war has rolled onto our laps and ruined our white pants of peace!
Skippord
02-20-2010, 02:38 AM
Stephen Hawking (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0370071/): Oh, great. The universe has been destroyed.
Fry (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0921942/): Then where are we?
Al Gore (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0330722/): I don't know, but I damn well know where we're not - the universe.
Supreme Olajuwon
02-20-2010, 02:36 PM
lol the Angry Dome
Skippord
02-21-2010, 12:34 AM
Bender (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0224007/): Shut up and pay attention to me, Bender! Look, I love life and its pleasures as much as anyone here, except perhaps you, Hedonism Bot. But we need to be shut off! Especially you, Hedonism Bot.
Hedonism Bot (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005606/): I apologize for nothing!
Skippord
02-21-2010, 12:35 AM
'80s Guy: Let's practice your answers. "I'm worried about blank."
Fry (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0921942/): Don't you worry about blank. Let me worry about blank
[later]
Leela (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005408/): Fry, we're worried about Planet Express.
Fry (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0921942/): Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.
Skippord
02-21-2010, 12:35 AM
Bender (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0224007/): Hey look, it's bigfoot again.
Park Ranger (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0379114/): Where?
Bender (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0224007/): Up your face! Ahahahaha.
Lrrr (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005606/): Mmm, this jerked chicken is good. I think I'll have Fry's lower horn jerked.
Bender (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0224007/): It's used to it. Woooo!
Lrrr (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005606/): This human's lower horn is one of God's creatures. A living thing. And all living things, large and small...
Bender (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0224007/): In this case, small. Woooo!
Leela (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005408/): Well, Fry, it looks like you get to hold on to your lower horn.
Bender (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0224007/): As usual. Woooo!
Bender (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0224007/): What's that black cracker?
Fry (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0921942/): A tomato.
Leela (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005408/): You're not going to eat a sandwich from a truck stop men's room, are you?
Fry (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0921942/): Eh, what's the worst thing that could happen?
[Takes a bite]
Fry (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0921942/): Ehh, it's like a party in my mouth, and everyone's throwing up.
Amy: Oh no, someone you know must have died!
Bender: I hope it was one of my enemies, those guys suck!
Supreme Olajuwon
02-24-2010, 09:02 AM
Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died.
Impact!
02-24-2010, 10:04 AM
lol the Angry Dome
:lol:
Blitz
02-24-2010, 10:14 AM
Feel like watching a whole bunch of Futurama now.
Skippord
03-01-2010, 01:02 AM
Bender (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0224007/): Boy, who knew a cooler could also make a handy wang coffin?
Supreme Olajuwon
03-04-2010, 09:03 AM
http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens2883732module18171372photo_1235793116Bender001.jpg
BigDaddyCool
03-04-2010, 09:56 AM
Big Brain: I am winning again! I am the greetest and now I'm leaving Earth for no raisin.
Supreme Olajuwon
03-07-2010, 05:51 AM
just remembered my favorite line from the show
Bender: I bet I could eat nachos and go to the bathroom at the same time!
Vietnamese Crippler
03-10-2010, 01:25 AM
Turanga Leela (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005408/): I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity, the way only a woman can.
Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0921942/): You're going to do his laundry?
Skippord
03-10-2010, 03:14 AM
Dr. Zoidberg (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0921942/): [voice-over] As the candy hearts poured into the fiery quasar a wondrous thing happened, why not. They vaporized into a mystical love radiation that spread across the universe destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world. But one planet was exactly the right distance to see the romantic rays but not be destroyed by them: Earth. So all over the world couples stood together in joy. And me, Zoidberg. And no one could have been happier unless it would have also been Valentine's Day. What? It was? Hooray.
Skippord
03-10-2010, 03:15 AM
[after Fry loses basketball game to invading Harlem Globetrotters]
Leela (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005408/): Way to go, Fry. Now every galaxy is gonna be cracking wise about our mothers.
[Hermes hangs his head in shame]
Hermes Conrad (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0482851/): I'm just glad my fat ugly mother is not alive to see this.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0921942/): Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes.
Skippord
03-10-2010, 03:17 AM
Captain Zapp Brannigan (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0921942/): I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!
Bad Company
03-10-2010, 03:34 AM
Yes, Skippord.
Supreme Olajuwon
04-02-2010, 01:03 AM
ROBOT HOUSE
Vietnamese Crippler
04-03-2010, 12:23 AM
Farnsworth: The Fountain Of Aging? Hmm, it is just a legend. Still, they called the Tooth Fairy a legend and now it's head of the FBI.
voncouch
04-05-2010, 08:32 AM
Tales of Interest Announcer: YOU'VE SEEN IT - YOU CAN'T UNSEE IT!
(on global warming)
Linda: Well I'm sure all of those windmills will keep them cool.
Morbo: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!
(from the Ultimate Robot Fighting League)
The Foreigner: I'm not from here! I have my own customs! Look at my <i>CRAZY</i> passport!
Professor: Incidently, you have a dime up your nose!
Fry: I wish. It's a nickel.
Fry: Parrots talk and we eat them, right?
Bender: Yeah, maybe it just learned to talk as a parlor trick. Like Fry.
Fry: Like Fry! Like Fry!
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